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Awn a mission!
lukkin sexy an tuff, as the angels awlwais did!
yesh! wut beeyooteemus kittehs!
Yore mission, shud yu chooze to akksept adn nawt nom it, iz tu get awl teh goggies intu trubble.
’70’s floof lives!!!
erm…ohai?
Ohai DK! Habbin trubblol wiff teh bokal kordz?
hmm…noep…awltho aifinkso ai’z startink tew git a soar throte…
Poor DK! *Rapz DK in a cheezland blankie an gibs him a cup ob tee*
Rest up an yoo’ll feel all better!
oh…fankyoo…
OMG dey are such byootimus angelz!
*luuks away wiffakwikness, titenz CHRG*
So whutcha fink – Teh sentur wunz Farrah?
lukz liek da fara fossit haredu tu me.
Awww poor Farrah.
She will be grately missed, espeshully by mai dad (he had a pohster of her in his room as a kiddeh)
Ai still hab wun (inna cardboard tube) in mai room. Well akshully teh closet next tew mai room.
Oh yeah! Naow Ai kin haz an owld.
Oh my adn teh wun awn teh leff has a lubberlee plume!
*luuks away wiffakwikness agin*
*sigh* brayne borked after lawng dai at werk!
all ai can fink is ‘luk at teh floof!’
Lawl, iz okay gammacat! At leest your comment made me LOL
So yew can luk at the floof, and it will sooothe yew an yew can fergets all the aggrivatin wurk.
{{linin}} {{carosue}} fangQ!!! has a drink wif me!
*pours ’sorded libations*
Cheers!
“Hello devils…. er I mean angels. Hehe”
Libin in a shak in a one-kitteh town
Tryin to get to CC fore the sun goin down
Lizard in a bottle, yeah
Dizzy in a haze for foarti naps
Hey there, little debil
C’mon lil debil, be mai lil anjul…
…ow
Oh, she came on with an alligator smile
O mai — dat iz a LAWT uv floof. Ai gess ai neber ree-uh-lized dat teh 70s wuz teh big floof era.
Me too. I had teh beeg hares in teh 80’s.
after a shearing, from 6 to 18 months, I have the beeg hares awlso (look like a serious case of “bad 1970’s hair)
Ohai Dan.
Whut?
Oh, did yoo reed my sopebocks annownsement awn teh prevyus thred? Iz PSA of sorts foar awl menz.
Dey is awl sew beyootiful. WANT!
**tries to yoink awl free kittehs, but teh floofidj be way too mutch to handlol**
*hands red a BIG baskit* heer ya go, teh kittehs shuld awl fit…
Fanks, gammacat.
Az beeg az dees kittehs be, I mite need halp carryin teh baskit.
Ohai, rhsb. U haz tiem tu halp? Teh rabbid weezlols is diggiin teh dung..um teh ‘gaem’ ruum. U can soopyvizor dem. Ai fink ai can trust U tu put in jus wat it needz.
Ai haz tu show teh dam beevurs whare tu put teh watur boar… err slides.
Oh yesh, I can soopurbise teh weezlols. Dey iz gud werkers. Dey haz dun sum “contrackt” werk foar me befoar an wuz berry effishunt.
Hmmm, rabbid weezlols wood mayk gud ebil minonz, Ai fink sew. *Waitz till RHSB’s bak iz turned, then snachez a few weezlols*
be careful, real careful. iffen dey annfing like wriggly poo-sacks (read. ferrets) they’ll find a pants leg…….and head north.
My frenz had ferrets. Dey hardlee mooved. Wuz lyk holdin dishrag.
I hadda ferret wunce, hyme had a “toe fetish” Wen hi wuz owt uf himz cage an unshoeed toez were round him wuld go “Chomp!”
*Putz a weezlol on SHD’s pant leg* Srry!
**cues myoosik**
Luuk! Iz dansin Dan!
Dansin myoosik
Dansin Dan!! *Fallez ober LOLing*
*Has splorted frum tew much LOLing*
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, EPT.
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa EPT’s braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka EPT in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs EPT a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun
Fankee, B_M! (dun’t wurry, Ai won’t set mah rabbid weezlols on yoo
)
Ai nawt worreed, ai has da furoshuse Petey cat to purrtect mi.
Witch wun iz Petey?
Im guessin Petey is da stripy wun, cause mine stripy wun iz da fiercest!
On mi LOL page, ai haz all mi babbehs wif der name and monf/year ob birf or deaf. Petey iz beeg tabb/mane coonee lukkin on onna wooden chayr.
dee-dah-dee-dee-doh-doh……………huh?
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you’ll get yours.
I’m nawt skeered of yoo, mistur.
Yesh, cause Ai hab moar weezlols!!!
given that I’m in a truly foul mood, thanks to amoxicillin, perhaps *shrugs*
Fun wif teh dennist agin?
Sowwy to heer dat.
I’ve been in sumwut of a “mood” myself teh last seberal dayz. Hek, my mahm nawt eben tawlkin to me.
*Putz a weezlol doan Dan’s collar* Dansdansdans, SHD!!
Yoo purrfur Dis Wun insted?
there had best not be any “taint” associated with this one…..
Iz nawt tainted.
HOWEBBUR, if dat iz a rekwest, I cud find it foar yoo wif a kwikness.
*Gigglolz* Yoo be okay Dan?? Yoo is berry gud dancer…
I guess with sufficient motivation anything is possible.
Must run in ur famblee?
Mah weezlols hab no mercy!!!
and I haven’t had a shower, the funk’ll defeat the furrositiy.
Ya can’t be enny wurse den wat I drived hoam behind foar teh last miel – at 30 mph.
A hoarse traylur. A RIPE hoarse traylur.
it cannot possibly be worse that getting stuck behind a pig trailer, while on a motorcycle, in the summer.
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a helmet full of pig-funk is just nasty.
Mmmmm……yummy.
U culd be teh wun wif teh scoop shuvlol dat haz tu fill teh hunney waggun!
Wii wuz tawlkin abowt dis at werk 2day.
Wun job I had, I deeled wif teh publik. Pleh.
Wii wud has peeplol come in wen wii opened (8:00 a.m.), smellin lyk dey sleeped wif teh hoarse in teh stall!
NAWT gud way to start teh day.
Doan eben wanna noe how pig’s “junk” gawt awn Dan’s helmut.
*facepaw* Funk! Nawt junk!
Iz bin wunna doez daze.
Pig FUNK, nawt Pig JUNK, NC.
U kno wut “junk” is slang foar, donut u?
**laffs to self, finkin of funnee imidj in hed**
It sownz lyk alot of us has had “dem dayz”.
Wut say wii all go owt foar adult bevridjes an get sloppy?
Yesh, yesh. I reeleyezd mai mistake affur (re)readeeng mai poast. And…yesh…ai noe wut iz junk. Dats why ai fot it wuz sew phunny wen ai (nawt sekkund) red it.
BTW – Why duz teh middlol kitteh remind meh ob Red?
Az foar teh adult bevridjz…ai’ll poar wun foar yew nao sew it will bii reddy wen yew git here.
Cuz hur iz beeg an beyootiful, butt has teh “Donut Flock Wif Me” luuk awn hur fayse?
Ai cannawt flock wif teh BBF’s?
*cocks gun*
No commint.
Dis song been in my hed awl day.
Wayle Carp.
Try agin
Y’all kno wat to do:
w w w.youtube..com/watch?v=WV84qaiJdpc
Speekin of teh yoo-toob….
NC, did yoo get dat yoo-toob linkee I sended yoo yesturday?
*WHACK!*
Redhed song
Ai gawt the linkee, butt (!) yew (and sum ob teh udder wimmin cheezpeeps) wer inna mood, sew ai wuzn’t tuchin’ it wiffa 10 inch…er…foot pole.
I kno dis will come az surpryze, butt I wuz singin it at werk 2day.
Stoopy werk! I’m ‘pozed to watch online prezintayshun an den tayk test (so I can has aksess to FBI info), butt my stoopy computer keeps lockin up! I has tryed foar 2 dayz so far an nuffin yet.
It POZED to be fixifyed 2morrow, butt I nawt holdin my breffs.
In Brazil, “Charlies’ Angels” is called “As Panteras” (The Panthers).
These look like Maine Coon kittehs…lemme tell you…they’re NOT angels! They are very naughty, I mean, uh, CURIOUS kittehs, always getting into trouble. But very pretty, yes.
Teh Nawty angels ar teh bestest kind!!
Hay! I rezemblol dat remark…..I finkso….
Duz yoo has Mainely Coons?
I want wun so hard!
Mi tew!
Lotsa tymez yu kan find da partly or mostly Mainly Coonz in da shelter. Datz were da Pookie kame frum. Yu just kinda hafta know da characteristicz. I finded Pookie kause him picked mii, didn’t ebben know wat a Mainly Coon wuz wen him dopted mii.
So, wut karakteristiks duz Pookie has?
3km – Haz yoo tryed my complikayted resipee yet?
Mainly Coon kittehz is beri beeg, manz can gets four footz in length, can get upwards of 25 poondz wif no xtra fat. Large tayles lik a racooneez. Can be ani collor, usually has da beg ruff around da neck.and da paws ar large tu support dem inna snoe. Our Petey has kwite a few carateristics lik da coon.
…oar unner uh howse. Dats wear ai finded Marco. *SIGH*
Why yam ai missin’ himz sew mush today? Sillywhiskers describez him tew uh Tee (below).
{{{NC}}}
I’m missin Josie alot too. I losted hur a yeer ago dis past Caturday an iz still hard sumtymes.
Josie and Marco bii playin’ in teh medow.
**Marco sits awn teh path pretendin’ hii dusn’t notiss Josie**
**Josie sneeks up adn waps him awn teh bak ob teh hed**
**Marco chasez Josie down teh path**
I wunder where shee lurned dat frum.
Hay! Wut u be N-sin-yoo-aytin?
N-sin N-deed. Ai cawnt beeleeb ai ayt teh whole fing.
Yes, I have one. Maine Coons have many fun traits: they stay playful and kitten-like for about 10 years; they like to play in water; they are big and fluffy; they like to play with other cats and dogs. BUT…the cute kitten-like traits can get on your nerves after he’s eaten all your houseplants, cut flowers, silk flowers, dried flowers and ribbon and barfed them all over the house. So no more flowers or ribbons of any kind. They will steal any and all small objects to nom them. So no more casually letting a pen stay out on your desk or laying your earrings on the end table. They can jump higher than smaller cats, so putting things up high doesn’t work. They like to play in the potty. Nuff said about their water love! They will play-fight with any other cat or dog, not realizing they are about to get whomped on. So you have to watch out for them. That is what owning a Maine Coon is like…but I still love mine.
Mi vet has da mainly coons and sayz dat Petey isnt one, butt (snerk) ur descrishun fitz him bout 90% ob da tyme.
mann! sawds lyke Maine-Coon-kitteh-proofing yur haus Beez more complexated than kiddeh-proofing!
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thoo ai dunno, ADD kidlets, ai cood rite a buch about “proofing” 4 dem (or a sentense: naught possiblol)
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N E wayz, eye herd MC cats naught good 2 B in hawt climints, so prolly naught a good choyse heer in OK.
Marco didn’ seem tew mind teh SoCal weather,
butt (!) it izza dry heat.
iz eezy to kidlet-pruf an kitteh-pruf yor howse – not hab nuffing in it!! eezier to keep kleen taht way too.
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(ohai kitkay, i gotted teh letters figyurd owt, akshully i guessd almost rite away, wuz just being silly wif teh CIA an BLT an UFO an stuffs
Teh moon
in joon
shines Mainely on teh Coons.
erm.. hullo…… {{splort!}}
Oh noes! Erik be splortid!
**rinses branes in sparklee wadders**
**replayses branes in hed, puts bones bak awn**
**WRAPWRAPWRAP wif ducky tayp**
**PLOPS awn noo CHRG**
**wraps in floofy blankee**
Heer, u eets dis choklit, drink teh bevridj an nawt luuk at ennyfing kyoot until u iz teh recubbered.
**Handz Erik hur payczech stub**Dis will werk. Try nawt to cry too mutch.
Erik – I hoap u nawt offended by dis, butt eberytiem I see ur nayme, it maeks me fink of an old Ray Stevens song, “Erik The Awful”.
Nawt dat ur awful oar ennyfing….iz a funnee song.
Oh, btw, juss posted a few gnu Eva an Cory pics in blog.
*waves an scampurrs awf tu supper*
{{p-k}} fangQ for teh pics and updates! Cory luks verra kyoot in pink!
Pinkee toe pads!
Yoo can relee see Cory’s stripes in dees pikshurs.
All ai can say iz AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OOh, lub, lub, lub lyttle BC kittehz! Eva iz beautimus tu, her iz gitten soooo big!
awwww….doez piktchurz awr sew…kyoot!!
*SPLORT!!!*
Oh pour DK, you been down kwite da while;
**gavers up branes inna bucket**
**rinses branes in sparklee wadders**
**replayses branes in hed, puts bones bak awn**
**WRAPWRAPWRAP wif ducky tayp**
**PLOPS awn noo CHRG(wdoi)**
**wraps in floofy blankee**
Heer, u eets dis choklit, drink teh bevridj an nawt luuk at ennyfing kyoot until u iz teh recubbered.
**Handz DK da payczech stub**Dis will werk. Try nawt to cry too mutch.
waet…wut abowt a payczech? ai’z gettink payed fur dis?
I may has to hire sum of teh rabid weezlols to guard my car.
Teh burds has attacked it, agin.
Twice, dat I kno of.
Weezlol nawt halp. hier teh Baldy Eeglols. Dem can chase teh burds awai.
at least yours doan look like some one gave a meth-head with a mad-on a ball-peen hammer and let’em loose on YER car.
Nawt yet, at leest.
I has to park owtside, so ifn a hailstorm hits, it mite chanj.
*snerk*
“mad-on”
*fawls awf ottoman*
*Hi fibes Dan!*
srsly, car looks not unlike a golf-ball now. buddy of mine named the car “Miss Dimples” thanks to that hailstorm last spring.
Iz teh paynt still onnit?
Teh cleerkote wuz comin awf Rhoda, so hur wuz luukin ruff.
Teh noo bebbeh still nawt has a nayme.
Duz her hab bad shox awn wun side?
probublee nawt
*Still, NC takes uh gamblol*
Irene?
Nuffin “fits” hur yet.
Teh Yaris iz shurly hard tew fit.
Iz frum Greek goddess Charis: Beauty and Elegance, and teh Jermin wurd Ya, foar “yesh”.
Uh beautiful adn elegant women dat iz approachable?
Hmmmmmm
*pawnders*
Hao ’bout Winnie, short foar Winsome.
Let’s try dat linkee agin.
lol!! Ai just ran mien fru teh carwash, for teh saem reezin!
I lubs bloo an whyte, an rite nao my car iz bloo an whyte.
Hur haz a beeg whyte spot in teh middlol of hur hood!
Just gorgeous cats! I bet they are Maine Coons, and beauties at that.
My friend has two, and they are so big now!
And loving.
And demanding.
I tried reading the comments above, it was so hard!
Ohai ClickClick! Teh lolspeek tends to be preetee fonetik – u’ll get teh hang ob it soon!
When ai iz habin da problumz, ai read eet out loud. Seemz tu halp mii tu heer da soundz.
They are Maine Coons thanks… they are mine!
Joy left, Candy-center and Tommy-not a girl right!
Don’t worry, before long it will be easier to read lolspeak than english.
and that is the gawd’s honest truth.
Maddur ob fact, yew mite find dat itz hard tew stawp finkin’ in lolspeak affur uh while, liek wen yew awr at wurk or social functions. Teh stares awr priceless tho.
lolcat used tew gib me teh heddakes, but stikk wiff it an soon yoo be krewzin froo teh commints laik a pro. i wuz intimmidayted fur lawng time an lurked an redd owt lowd an lerned…
iz hard fur me nao to write emayo in ingerlish an ai fink in lolcat most ob teh time!
skeeree!
Ohai MM. Gud moarnin’ tew yew. Hao’z trix?
re: comments and reading aloud, I’ve got the hang of reading it, but I can not for the life of me figure out these acronyms … CCC (comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC) and CHRG? Anyone help the newb?? btw, I’m afraid I’ve become a bit addicted to reading your comments… how on earth do you guys respond to these pics so fast??? Is there a particular time they’re posted daily?
No problems, N. Dese an otter tings are ’splained easel-y.
I mostly lurk herabouts cause I can’t keeps up allztime, but ebberywun was so nice to me when I first stepped up an said “OHAI” dat whenebber I sees a newbie ashing qwestions, I ansers and welcoms dem.
CCC = Cuteness Crash Cart, for saving the sanitites ov the Cheezefrends who splort and brains explode frum too muchness of cuteness.
CHRG is de ever-useful Chicken-headed rubber glove (w/DOI – with designs on it) See NC66’s avatar for pic of dis item in use. USUALLY (sumtimes, okay only when used properly) prevents de splorts frum happenin, or going too far if dey do happin.
As for de fastness of de Cheeze-fingers, ya gots me.
WELCOME to Cheezland!
OHai, 3lk, tank-ye kinlez fur dat halps upz dere! Ai 2 r needy fur cheezspeek schmarz! Howdee, newb, *tall-tail greeting* =^!^=
Gotta go cheezfrends. Teh Ducks’ game iz in teh 2nd period, and dey iz winnin’ (do oar die tewnite).
Bye, fren.
See ya layturz.
Intermishun. Dey iz winnin’ 2-nuffin’ YAY!
**luuks arown**
Iz I teh onlee purrson heer? Ware did eberywun go?
Ohai rhsb! Ai be heer, fer a littlol bit anyway.
Ohai, ETP.
I’m finkin abowt goin foar teh nite soon myself. Gotta get sum sleep so I can go has moar fun at werk 2morro – NAWT!
Iz yoo in skool?
Ai R heer still.
Ai yam heer als buzzy readin’ laffin’ & bee’n hapy tu bee wif cheezfrens. Bom, tanks agin 4 instruckshuns…ai bee gon’ at dem 2marrow wif freshy eyes’n'branez. Wiff mii de bon-chance!
=^1^=
Der can ownlee bii three.
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That’s not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
I can has Bosley personna?
Culd uh liddlol debil really suxessfullee wranglol free anglolz?
Those Angels need some good haircut.Noah Lieske
me thinkz da middel kitteh is a boy kitteh
Themz MY kitties… Iz my photo… Left Joy is girl, middle Candy iz girl, and right Tommy iz boy- click on my name to see my blog…
I have 2 new baby Maine Coons and lost my IsdaPous in Feb. Your Coonies are gorgeous!
This is The Best!