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FOR DISPLAY ONLY LOLCAT NOT ACTUAL WORKING MODEL
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: mistressred
Iz stuffed?
Congrats cs – u haz a solo tawp spot! Ai offur a plaet uv fresh froots an sum wite whine.
as in too much gushie fuds? conga rat ulations on yr solo taupe spot
Fang Q Anni an Maryo! I needz fresh froots and white Whine az long az it not Whine tew laoud
here, try dish
*passes over papapapaya*
even da seeds be tasty…here, try one…
Nawt quit. Hims cud still eats moar
dere mai bee sum settlolling in teh transpoart
or mebbeh “do not unsettlol for transport”???
monorail kitteh has derailed….
Monorail kitteh nawt a werkin modil
Monorail cat subway version
Monorail kitteh leaving on Track Elebenty…
monorail kitteh at the end 0 da root.
Dis Play model needs Luvs too
I iz stuck, put down deh stoopy camra and halo me, NOW
*Plonks halo on t_k’s head*
o fanks now I iz an angel
I meant to type, halp
Well, angils can fly, rite? Okay, okay, I’ll helps yu down. But furst…. *zippolites Maus’ pants*
**sprays Maus with selsur**
Pfft! Iz inee Kitteh a WERKIN model?
*Heard in a bar*
Him: “Did it hurt?”
Her: “What?”
Him: “When you fell from heaven. ‘Cause you MUST be an angel…”
Oops. Sposed to be up there wif t_k. Stoopy rassinfrassin WP!
Why, fankee, Maus!
**preens**
*fwows up*
**luks askance at jk2kitteh**
Shortli aftur, der iz teh sownd ob masheeny gunn fyre az Her’s hyred Really Bad Chatup Lyne Assassin guns down Him.
Xcyuz mi, but mai kittehs liek to waek mi up n let mi no wen its rayning. Sumtiems iz halpful if Ai lef a winnow opin. Da kittehs r nawt onli dekorativ, dey’s funkshunal az wel.
*snikr*
Dey also be very gud at warning bout empteh fud bowls…. taeks a lot ob work to keep ut tu date on dat…
Sawree hissy, ai nose sum kittehs are useful az well az ornamintayle.
an mai Unique lieks tew mayk shure ai get tew werk awn tyme – her iz mai pre-alarm alarm. her wayks mii up bowt an howr b4 teh alarm klock goes awf…dat meens her wayks mii up at 4 in teh mawnin!!!
Dere iz ownlee wun 4 o’klokk in teh dai – an it’s nawt in teh mornin!
I didunt knoe taht any lolcats were wurking models. Mien shur arnot.
Myne kitteh iz a wurking model. Iffen yu define “wurk” such that teh convershun ob kitteh hair into hairballs iz a form ob wurk.
Luks liek a luvely garmunt for wearing around teh shoulders. Is stolole?
Noe it wuz payd 4.
I thot wuz awn lay-away
aifind diz iz hawt waddur pype, kitteh nawt sew much wanna moov. warm on tummee.
Admire mii!
Yesh yesh! Iz beuuuutiful cal-i-co!!
*rummages through pockests*
*finds round tuit*
*remooves shamrocks from st paddy’s day decormations from avatar*
*peeks to see if ’tis fixed*
now? *goes to check cweenmj’s halpful hints on avatars*
*gets all sad cuz cween’s satellite dish being borked*
*wonders if da dish is really not borkinged but was being the one taht ran away wif da spoon*
*daydream harp music…*
twas a bright adn sunny dae, all seam’d noarmal: wp being stoopy, mary0′s brwayn be borked, cats playing fiddles, etcetera etcetera when suddenly, ruminants jumping over moons which lemme tell you is cows for alarm…little goggies laughing nervously…
Ai can see ur abatar wivowt teh shamrokks. Has u cleered ur cache?
Ai can tew.
*clears owt cash*
dangit nao i has to use credit card?
Iz yew sweetpea or mary0spockn??? Ai see both!
yesh.
fangs for teh halp ETP and for teh reminder annipuss. i clear’d out cookieez but not cache. nao i can has tendrils 0 doom back!! yay!
I see shamrocks! Ai iz ded?
nope. just lucky, maybe?
**grabs swewetpea’s hand, um, tendril, and swings awf skippin down teh layne**
Ai iz berry luckee indeed tu hab cheezfrens!
Yer tendrils 0 doom ar no mach fer mah rabbid weezlols!!!
*tikkultikkultikkulrabbidweeezlols*
rabid weasuls roll over in uncontwollabull giggloling*
Pls nawt tu tikkultikkul teh rabid weezlols. Dem haz wurk tu du. Dem is diggin teh dung um gaem ruum fur teh noo buzyness in cheezlandz.
Displai kitteh singz…
♫ Hangin’ round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself… ♫
Surfing the Intertubes… Ur doin it rong.
@@@@@@xelebenty!!
please to hang dry do not use bleach as random discoloration may ocourr
Iz nawt randum. U putz awl teh kaleekoez n teh wurld tugedder in teh rite kawnfigyoorayshun an dey spellz owt a messij.
Monorail cat testing facility.
dawww! teh kitteh’s ayes ar sew kyoot!
hey, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Sox.sox.sox! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks an buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping and fresh berreez an wippy kreem, also iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, noyzemakers, an sparkly streemers liek teh wuns taht goez on bike handels but theez haz velkro so yoo kan stikk tehm anywher on yoo taht yoo wants an play streemer tag! (if sumwun capshurs yor streemr, yor “it”) along wif goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif disamapperring ink pens (iz teh ink taht disappeers, not teh pen, taht defekt haz been fixded) an sekrit de-coder mood ringz, kandee, an puffy bebbeh alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oHai an Fankees burdai fairy! **noms sum iskereem wif cruncy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem.
**sticks belcro sparkly streemers awl obur, den flies arown teh romm, sparkling an streeming**
**barrel rolls, streemers git tangled, crashes tu floor**
Ai ment tu du dat! Happee burfdai sox.sox.sox!
* Seez teh ph crashing tu teh floor, frows a pillol fur hur tu land in. Misses adn knocks ovur teh stak uf elebentee creme pis nex tu PH*
Oh CC… Im at work & I just said that something was ‘Borked’
Ai thort dat wuz gud `Merican – nawt juss lolspeek.
Ai juss played da nomnomnom game. U beeted mi buy 3 hunndred pointz.
I just played and I’m 9th (for now) for the day. W00t!
um, wot? nomnomnom gaem?
://n4fcats.lolrusgames.com/
Juss ad d http an go.
Iz nawt old gaem for ICHC pepplolz frum Walley Whorld
that game iz fun!!
I came in 809th playce! On my nawt sekund try! (Talent, I haz it.)
ai can no gets a game – iz game nawt frenlee to fire fawx?
“Borked” has been around for a while gamma. I use it occasionally in normal conversation.
Ai had heered “borked” b4 Ai fynded ICHC – dat’s wye Ai thort it wuz nawt lolspeek.
nawt tew weree…ai yooze itt awl teh thyme!
Kitteh’s just hangin’ out at teh bar…
noo adn improobed monorail cat: nao wif speshul fings tew halp sekurr itt frum fawlink awff!
Ai wiz tinkeh, dis kitteh aut b worken fur dem gubbermentz. Hims getz thangz dun jest lik em.
Is dat da noo Akme Notty Bits Warmer?
Where’s reel workin model?
warmin mah harbllz c u l8r kthxbye
Monorail cat is awwsome