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Winky heeved a



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Winky heeved a sigh. Teh dicksanary didn’t lie and now he knu whut newter ment…..

while u haz teh dickshinary open, can u look up cheezburger 4 me?

picture: afails. lol caption: constacat

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  1. nightshayde says:

    Den him hid unner teh bed.

  2. AngelPlume says:

    Dont got nuffin tu du wiff teachifyin. :(

  3. kitkay says:

    fixed is youfimism:
    ai knot borked!

    • nativeca66 says:

      Ai iz alsew nawt “altared”.
      In fact, it kin bii sumwut cownterproductib tew gettin mareed.

      **pawnders if yewnick means yew nick it awf**
      **naw, dat belies definitshun tew if yew fink about it**

  4. tessm says:

    u shure u is spellin it rite? ;)

  5. D.R. says:

    I ar not gonna b able to sing wit deep voyse anymoar! :(

  6. katherine says:

    and named “winky”…..oh teh ironeez!

  7. Nick says:

    That is sooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  8. 3kittymomma says:

    I sorri kitteh, sum thingz are left unknown!

  9. Ashley says:

    por wittle kittah

  10. jmuhj says:

    O mai harblez. Oh, my dog. Oh, long johnson. Oh, Don Piano. Why I eyes ya! All the live long day. ;)

  11. *** brings two bloo bukkits wif paynt tu teh fens behind teh Nawty barn.

    Uses teh white paynt to outline teh space next tu teh gate.
    Taeks teh bloo paynt and starts maeking letturs awn teh sied uf teh fens…

    Cumming soon. Teh bashee/blastifiers. U haz teh stoopee eX oar teh pleh stoopyvizer u bring us teh pikshur, we maek U teh pinny yata uf tehm to blastify oar bashee.

    Wii haz teh haff priec opuning dai speshul – Bai teh nawt sekkund bashing, get teh ottur wun haff price.

    **

    Hai Rhsb, U wantz tu sellify teh tikkits? U get tu blastify adn bash Nawt sekkund so U can an sir teh peepz ????s

  12. Romeow says:

    New-turd?
    Dat wat teh cat boks r for.

  13. PeachyKat says:

    It will be okay, Winky. It will keep you healthy. It will keep you from getting curious and making a girl kitty have too many kittens who won’t have homes. It will help you and girl kitties not have kitty STD’s.

  14. nativeca66 says:

    …and Winky didn’ eben knead uh tutor tew tell him hao tew spell eet.

  15. nativeca66 says:

    Dicksansary [dik-san-ser-ee]
    -noun, plural -ar⋅ies.
    1. A place wifowt Richard Johnsons

  16. llf says:

    thanks icanhascheezburger, i no i can come here and leave with a smile

  17. nativeca66 says:

    **pawnders hao heavy dat sigh musta bin**
    **foar Winky had tew heeved it**

  18. Ina says:

    dis is prolly teh cuteist i seen in long time.

  19. Hoodin says:

    This one is really annoying… I mean… he’s reading it out of the dictionary, so why would it be misspelled? Besides, it’s not even the cat speaking, it’s a narrator of some sort… this would be funnier spelled properly…

    This one is just annoying!!!

  20. Misha the ZOMG says:

    Oh noez! he will get newtered! D:


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