Winky heeved a
Winky heeved a sigh. Teh dicksanary didn’t lie and now he knu whut newter ment…..
while u haz teh dickshinary open, can u look up cheezburger 4 me?
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Den him hid unner teh bed.
Ware him fownd tuu ob his owl rollee-pollee cat-tois burreed inna corner, awl kubberd in hayr… wich reminded hims dat …
*siyhh*
but teh dust bunnehs were playifing wiff hymn’s tois
well yeff, but hims tois wer no longer hims, iffyaknowhutaimeen.
wayst ob guud bunneez, ifya axtme.
hims kud ownlee wach … *siyh*
Con-cat-shoolayshunz awn nawt-sekkund, NS!
(adn dat is a beri byootimus cat, bai teh way, sittin inna sunbeem)
We has a ty! Shall we stroll tu teh booteek?
dans-dans-tywifftehlubberlyNS-dans-dans
Oooh – ai mist teh dans.
…
If ur still heer, AP ….
*taeks AP’s paws in hurs & twirls arownd til weez boaf dizzee*
Ob kors ahm still heer darlin (well at leest chekkin in)!
dans-dans-spin-twirl!! Yay!
Dont got nuffin tu du wiff teachifyin.
Mebbe it hasta do wif catchin newts?
Yeah, kud be. Newt-hur, lyk turn her intu a newt.
Dats whut ai shudda dun tu teh v.e.t. laydee!
vet laydee say: “butt yoo got bedder!”
Beddur frum hooz perspektib, littul laydee?
*ssiiyhh*
fixed is youfimism:
ai knot borked!
Ai iz alsew nawt “altared”.
In fact, it kin bii sumwut cownterproductib tew gettin mareed.
**pawnders if yewnick means yew nick it awf**
**naw, dat belies definitshun tew if yew fink about it**
I fot gettin “altared” meanted that you was gettin mareed?
But only ifn yu duz it in a church.
u shure u is spellin it rite?
hoo R yoo 2 kweshchun my spellifying?
No-wun’s kweschuning yore spelling, iz teh dikshunary’s spellificationisms dat I’m nawt shure ob. Dey got kitteh rong, for a start.
Dis iz teh lolspeek edishun ob teh dikshunayree, silleh! Oh…
*siyh*
**Czechs spelling**
Yep, n·e·w·t·e·r. It’s rite here between nads and nixed.
u haz such teh clebber, nc66!!
o hai Tess *schmoo*
I ar not gonna b able to sing wit deep voyse anymoar!
yesh…ai iz gunna hab noo career az sew low Soprano singer…
Ohai, Taya! Sorry ai missed u laff nyt … ai wuz heddin tu bed after postifyin. Angelina is duing well, fanks fur askin, as am ai. Been mortering sum rokks tugedder in teh bakyard tuday. Hao u be?
Ai iz gud. Iz gud tew sea yew *purr* *schmoo*
{{Taya}} *hedbonks*
*hedbonks an grooms ur eerz*
Ohai taya!!!
ohai sisseh!
Heck! If it wurks foar Jacko.
and named “winky”…..oh teh ironeez!
That is sooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
I sorri kitteh, sum thingz are left unknown!
He’s gonna find out in teh end.
por wittle kittah
O mai harblez. Oh, my dog. Oh, long johnson. Oh, Don Piano. Why I eyes ya! All the live long day.
jmuhj – I am familyur wif dat bideo, an u maded me laff.
Fanks, I needed dat.
Talking Kitty
Ohai RHSB!
*** brings two bloo bukkits wif paynt tu teh fens behind teh Nawty barn.
Uses teh white paynt to outline teh space next tu teh gate.
Taeks teh bloo paynt and starts maeking letturs awn teh sied uf teh fens…
Cumming soon. Teh bashee/blastifiers. U haz teh stoopee eX oar teh pleh stoopyvizer u bring us teh pikshur, we maek U teh pinny yata uf tehm to blastify oar bashee.
Wii haz teh haff priec opuning dai speshul – Bai teh nawt sekkund bashing, get teh ottur wun haff price.
**
Hai Rhsb, U wantz tu sellify teh tikkits? U get tu blastify adn bash Nawt sekkund so U can an sir teh peepz ????s
Wen iz teh fasilitee gonna be reddy?
Ya kno I’m gonna has to test it owt nawt-sekkund befoar wii let ennywun in, rite?
Yep. U can test teh kitteh waddur torchur chamber naow. Iz teh wun 2 lols bak aifinkso. Just lawk teh targut in dat rum den waddur teh kittehs.
Wht iz yoo doink, TET???
Rhsb adn aifinkit was kk wunted teh noo amuzment park. Ai haz teh Bully Dozer maeking it foar dem. Altho him iz abawt dun. naow ai needz teh rabid weezilz adn teh dam beevurs tu du sum works.
Ai’ll bee tere fer teh grand opining!
New-turd?
Dat wat teh cat boks r for.
LOL!
adn, um, ewww.
It will be okay, Winky. It will keep you healthy. It will keep you from getting curious and making a girl kitty have too many kittens who won’t have homes. It will help you and girl kitties not have kitty STD’s.
…and Winky didn’ eben knead uh tutor tew tell him hao tew spell eet.
Dicksansary [dik-san-ser-ee]
-noun, plural -ar⋅ies.
1. A place wifowt Richard Johnsons
Ohai NC66! Iz yew gud?
Ohai ETP. Yesh, yesh. Ai iz gud. Fanky.
Jes lissenin’ tew teh frawgz adn criketts goin’ crazy owtside.
Hao yew doin’?
thanks icanhascheezburger, i no i can come here and leave with a smile
**pawnders hao heavy dat sigh musta bin**
**foar Winky had tew heeved it**
dis is prolly teh cuteist i seen in long time.
This one is really annoying… I mean… he’s reading it out of the dictionary, so why would it be misspelled? Besides, it’s not even the cat speaking, it’s a narrator of some sort… this would be funnier spelled properly…
This one is just annoying!!!
Oh noez! he will get newtered! D: