
Step 1:Remove cat from computer Step 2:Remove cat from computer Step 3: Remove cat from computer Step 4:Just give it up already
nd sumtiemz kittehs crash ur computer.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ihazbirdienotkitty
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5. repeat as necessary
6. Rinse n repeat.
Plz to nawt rinse eever teh kitteh or teh pyooter.
Congrats, RD Ai offur sum froot joose an caek. Ai leeb teh dansin 2 sumwun els!
*dans-dans-RDtawppinafreewayty-dans-dans*
jete! parfait! tippytoes! blow your nose!
*Takes a bow, and then a rest
*buttz in*
Parfait?
No…noe butts in it…jes layers ob gudness.
awl ur picksels r myne.
Gud wun!!!!1!
fankyew! ai iz picksel rahnglur IRL
Duz yoo ware teh spurs?
u fink ai’m gonna tell?
Doos you rope ‘em and tiez dem up??
I heer a jinglol janglol jinglol…
kitteh winz again!
Iz warm playce fur mi furry partz. Fanks fore bein sew fawtfull.
Why U no liek me sit on thotfully provided warm box? An close to hyumin for skritches.
Misshun impawsibul!!! Can’t be dun!
this keybord will self-destrukt in 5 sekkunds.
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becaus it is full uf floof.
yah, guud luuk wif taht
Cat-like stubborness detected…
Step 5 remove pointy enz frum hand….
Misshun impawsibul!!! Can’t be dun!
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U haz an ekko!
*snarll hiiissssss* WP!!!!!
*whispurrrrrs to Annipuss* We must be careful! Ai just maed a . . . .remark about WP – an it EEEEEEEETED it!!!!
WP haz a straynj appytite!
Puss ‘n reboots
@@@@@@@! rodney FTW!
If we cud awnlee get rodney to splort once, ai think ai’d maek off wif sum ov hiz braynes!!!!! Ai need sum ov taht cleverness!
paws4thot uzed to tell mee ai just needed a muse. . . *sigh*
U amyooze me!
Awwwww! {{{{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}}} Ai think taht iz teh nicest thing enewun sed to me in a wile!
@@@@@! Mos ecksellent!
Dis be mai pettin playse. Wy moob?
Skooz meh, but dat hand shud be heer awn mai bakk, nawt awn dat maus.
if mai Morgan kitteh iz sittin on ur lap for pets, an u pets him, and then u stops, he FLIKS! his tayle in a VERREE meeningful way.
Mien Oliver waz beeg gui wif da killer tayl. Da CCR’s (da roolz fore libbin inna nayborhud) wii iz aloud : one hourse, one goggie an one kitteh. Wii uzed tu joke da Barney (mi abatar) waz da hourse, Oliver waz da goggie and Jimmy waz da litteh.
When Oliver was nawt happi, himz wood flik hiz tayl an he culd bruis U frum hoew hard it hit.
Yeff, kitteh-taylz ar beri imformatib. Ai wach Angiez kloslee tu kno wen pettings-will-be-akseptid-nao turns intu keep-dat-up-adn-weel-be-playin-ketch-teh-hand.
Hour nawt old kitteh, Petey, doen bover tu warn uz. he juss be sittin der alown U tu pet himz an flip/bite/bak legz ob doom.
Saem wif mai kalico. Lik lik lik BITE!!!
*makes notes for Joon*
And tath’s wif peepz seh likes! Nawt saying wot happens wif peez seh donut likes…
*lik lik lik BITES Leeza onna eer*
Mii dawther las weak wuz inputin’ her grad clazz final, gotz up 2 chek bebe-son.. an com bak to sees her “Pooper-kitteh” sittin’ awn ‘puter keybord…& ansers hab gone bye-bye!! Bak-up! Alsways bee-member deh BAK-UP! =^1^=
Kittehz alwaes noe when clymb on sumfing tu caus da mostest problumz.
Hoew bee ur dae tuday OM. {{{OM}}}.
Oh, Beeg HowDee, Bom! Iz berry gud thx-ye! Butt(snerk) PNW wether iz bak to Kold wif Kold’n'Drippy on deh way…Nebber-deh-las Cheezpeeps maky de warm-hart sunshiney eberdae fur mii. =^1^= {{Bom}}
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT!
GNOMEZ!
LOL, NC…diz iz nawt-sekond tyme ai eber seed deh Soth-Pak teeheeteeheez!
Norton Schmorton… I’m stayin’ right here.
wate hoomin! ay gunna sho yu da ultimitt keebored shoretcut.
This human learns fast! Some take many many more steps than that. I know, I helped all the time when I was on the Help Desk. *sigh*
Open lappytop even bedder kitteh sleepin-plase dan open noozpaper!
Why yu wanna luk at teh flat pikshur-fingy anyhow? You not duin anyfing importants, rite? So…whut yu waitin for? Pat teh cat.
Dis is mah happeh place, find somefing else to does
Kitteh Awn teh Keez iz a gud toon foar teh peeanoe.. kompytr nawt sew much
lol Dis iz truth!
remove NEXT cat from laptop…
or give the cat a tuna
Dis iz whut we programmers call an endless loop.
Ouroboros Kitteh?
Enny of you IT speshulyst no hao to get de kitteh floof outta de lappy top??? cuz mine iz fullobbit…
Ai haz a speshul adaptur fur mai vakyoom cleener fur jentul cleenin – Ai doan’t haz a kitteh, but Ai shed kwite a lawt!
A can of compressed air, once a day!
We humns iz traned well at owr houz. Our two cats have trained us to leave both our laptop lids exactly 4in open when we wander off from them. Completely closed: cat sleeps on laptop, laptop (both ancient) heats up and powers down. More than 4in open: cat pushes lid up, sleeps on laptop, laptop (ancient) heats up and powers down.
The cat is blocking the heat flow from the top. The blanket is blocking the air to the fan from below. Don’t worry, you’re going to lose it all anyway when the power supply or hard drive fail.
Tank-ye kindly, PG ‘n’ DS, many ob us bee usin’ dis gud info. {{DS, PG, luvscatsva, annipuss}}
Om, ai leved u a messegg onna profile. *sloe, sadd, hedshak*
As the keyboard tiles are flying across the room,
Fluffy is reminded that teh puter is nawt a scratching post.
haoweber, teh…erm….sawft pillolwy frontal hooman parts dere mite maik an eggselent skraching/kneeding/luvvypaws plaice. mai kitteh Tucker finks sew aneehoo.
oopsy, tihs wuz posed tew bee conekted tew romeow’s remark
Ai answered ur commint, ai waz da dud gud kid (matoor old ladee).
What eber happend to da Matoor replacmint fore da YNG? Hasn’t seen ani round fore whyle.
Laptops are an abomination to kitteh kind because laps were obviously created for kitteh pleasure, NOT for computers! That’s what desks are for, because they leave laps free for kittehs.
Oh, nawt sew. When ai iz at da PC da kittehz jump onna desk an stand onna keyboard. Der opineion iz dat iffn Mawm is duin anifing, wii must be in da middlol ob it.
kittehs goez where kittehs wantz and sey awlwaez want to goez where eber it luks like you bee doin supfink otter dan payin dem attentionamuns! Awn da noospaper, on top o ur boks, onna da gamez bord, onna da compooper, inna yer dinner platez! eenywear and eberywear!!
CAT LIKE TYPING DETECTED !!!
donut shutz off da cookies — jest gibs dem awl to mii!!!
iz dat world of meowcraft?
This is sooooo true. Hahaha.
They just like computers! (1) they’re warm (2) they are distracting you from worshipping them, so sit on them to show disrespect (3) they’re warm.
If it nawt made for sits, why it made of warm??
Happiness is a warm Panasonic (formerly Matsushita) laptop
You will never be able to remove a cat from computer. Noah Lieske
been there – done that! in fact that is MY cat!
Hahaha lol! Are you playing Guild Wars?
Lols, that’s what I was thinking when I saw this pic ^^
Kitteh wants you to stop playing WoW and get teh foodz
Kitteh sez: “iz also funneh to pouns on teh dansin fingurs….”
haha “ai are shardinz ur purplz.”
Steps 5-10: Remove cat from lap.
Steps 11-15: Remove cat from keyboard.
Step 16: Put off homework for two hours, allow cat on lap, take catnap in chair with happy, purring feline curled in lap.
This where an Air Duster comes in handy…….
that woman is so playing warcraft.
A big Amen to that
haha, my cat does this all the time!!
hillarious
my cat does the same sometimes, he thinks hes a programmer)
my kitteh he just like sits dere on computer and he dosn’t move
Is that kitty playing Warcraft?
Betcha he’s a rogue.