Comments on: Dude,

By: Elizabeth Kaylene

Elizabeth Kaylene — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:58:49 +0000

Ha, my cat used to do that! I so love when they look at you like that, like, “look at me, I am so awesome!” I always have a hard time staying mad at her.

By: Amber

Amber — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:08:19 +0000

Ugh, that bathroom is gross!! The cat was probably just trying to cover up the floor with something clean enough to walk on. :\ (And what’s in the drain????)

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:29:44 +0000

I has a sad now. This reminds me of my little lady Celine. When she was a kitten I came home from work to find an entire brand new roll of toilet paper had been liberated and now spread across the whole bathroom floor, with a tiny little grey and white fluffball kitten sitting in the middle of it with the proudest look on her face as if to say “Look what I did!!!”

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Wed, 13 May 2009 18:42:29 +0000

Itz a small wurld! SG..elebenty’adozen yrs ago ai bot lil dk calico fur miiselv’z b-dae. Deh next dae ai callz step-dawter (8yrs ol & lublublub de catz!!) and she n’ herz mum dat saem dae gotts a tiny dk calico, 2!!!
We libs 200hundert milez apart butt (snerk) yus cud nawt tell dem 2′s apart!! Ai finks kittehz hab twinz alotz…fanks yu CC it twaz hapy, helpful fur us 2 relashunzhip. kbyenao =^!^=

By: sweetgirl

sweetgirl — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:20:32 +0000

zomg! dis kitteh looks exacetelly like mi fur babee wen he wuz a babee. he haz a sistur. I wunders if dis b her?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 13 May 2009 04:02:58 +0000

Wutt?

Wiff a tub dat looks like dis, u gotz a prob wiff a little toilet papur on teh floar?

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 13 May 2009 02:01:04 +0000

Baftub kitteh luks jes liek my Marco (OTB) wen hii wuz uh membur ob teh itteh bitteh kitteh cawmittee. And, datz eggzactlee teh kinda moments wii had tew awl teh tiem fruowt hiz lief. Ai almoast cawled him Maleman wen ai nawt sekkund gawt him foar uh munf, ‘fore ai gawt hiz sister Polo (still kicken’), coz hii wuz always pushin’ teh awnveloap, eben azza bebbeh, butt (!) wen hii gawt owlder, ai alwayz gawt him back adn hii neber held it aginst meh. It wuz an unnerstandeeng wii had between us aifinkso. Eben rite ‘fore hii went OTB, hii wuld hide arownd the corner adn attack my heels wen ai caim down teh hall. *SIGH* Ai miss him.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:50:58 +0000

Yesh yesh yesh. Ai know…ai know.
All dat and uh bag of chips tew.
Butt (!), ai wuz jes talkin’ ’bout yew lobbing dat softball at meh wen ai sed ai wuz gunna stawp the snarkiness.
Dats awl.
(Bad NC! Bad!)

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:44:45 +0000

In a recession/depression deficit spending by the government
moderates the impact by increasing demand in the economy.
From a purely economic point of view deficits do matter, but sometimes you have to spend now to be able to live another day.

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:43:10 +0000

Dadcat lets himz dribe slo im da dribeway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:42:44 +0000

DEWD!!! QTE iz yur middlol NAYM!!!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:38:54 +0000

its not me saying it Cheney said it, when Paul O Neil warned him of the looming fiscal crisis.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:29:49 +0000

Tell dat tew yor grate-grate-grate-grate-grate-grandchillinz.

Nao C wut yew made meh dew 2K?

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:24:24 +0000

ai are still gonna balme da monkee.
iz wat ai doo

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:22:42 +0000

deficits don’t matter

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:12:49 +0000

**fyres dribe by jab**
an tolerance and diversity awr requisit,
unless teh demz awr repudiating dem.
okai, ai stawp nao tew!
(bad NC! no snarkiness!)

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:56:02 +0000

{{{{GC}}}} letz go getz owr Kafleen tu hoof dat cow irkur. ai nawt goze tu wurk but haz 2 uvvurwaiz nais frenz hoo emayo dat kined ub stufz

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:54:51 +0000

I fink we owe co-irker to rhsb, herz coined it, while decribing
a woman she works with and whose company hers lubs (NOT).
discussing polytiks in wurkplace is akward, I agreez

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:51:25 +0000

an dissent is unpatriotic, unless teh ‘publicans are doin it!
okai, ai stop now!
(bad gammacat! no polyticks!)

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:49:32 +0000

co-irker!!! gud wun 2_k! ai dinna lyke to tawk poly-ticks unless ai now teh person REAALLYYY well…
eben if tehy were praising teh Dems, ai just don’t wanna heer about it…
sigh. thank CC ai kan listen tew teh classiclol music stashun threw mai compewter!

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:46:49 +0000

Nawt if she wuz bornd preggurz, she wunt. Den she cud be stil yungur dan me. hee hee.

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:44:26 +0000

oh LOL!
NC FTW!
(I have tears I laf so harty)

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:43:07 +0000

ohai, {{{{{Bom Momme}}}}Da kittehz awlwaiz finez a wai fur duing fingz. Liddul kidz wil du dis wun tu. ai lurnt tu putz da papur awn bakwurdz nd it nawt duz.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:40:26 +0000

Ohai awl, indede we du mis owr cween. But (snerk) maibe if she wud stai in wun plais fur sum wilez she wunt haz deze problumz.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:36:12 +0000

*giggle* Ifinkso hooman walked in tu soon.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:35:39 +0000

Yes, yes, eggsellent idear!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:33:23 +0000

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…….yet.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:27:27 +0000

Atleest I nawt shredded it.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:24:04 +0000

I forgot one, elitist

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:23:35 +0000

**ticklolz kittehs feets**
**kitteh fawls in tub**

Dude, yew new ai wuz a hyoomin wen yew made meh breeng yew hoam.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:23:06 +0000

Yesh I be goin …barrin mergenzees taht is.
i *floofy paws krossed* think I has teh kid sitter orgamiced…

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:22:52 +0000

we can has a fund for keeping Cory with himz mommeh P-K, can LCB set up a web page like herz did fur Eva’s adopshunz?
{{{{pk+Cory+pk’s fambly}}}

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:17:30 +0000

Must b Rainkitteh.
He’s an excellent driber.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:17:29 +0000

Ohai guis! Ai cud nawt get ICHC tu come up at teh collij tuday, waz acting lyk bad connekshun. Ennyway…

Cory did gud tuday, waz berry popalar an berry well-behavd! Him awl wornd owt nao, tho, waz loooong day fur lil gui, wif so menny gurls fussing ober him!

Vet Teechur Nummer Wun chekked him ober an her finks him mebbe have sum vision problems — nawt blind, but nawt gud vision, eever. Him nawt responsive much when her tested him, altho waz nawt full formul fizzikul eksam oar ennyfing. Wud eksplain a LAWT, unclooding teh way him playz an himz favrit toys, teh nawt lerning frum uvver kittehs, teh nawt eksploring so much… lawts uv fings. Haoeber, her sed him cud still be juss fine if him haz lawng enuff, myte juss taek him a whyle. Her see nuffing tho tu making her fink him haz teh neurolojikal problims oar taht hims mom had ennyfing terribol her gibed him (altho onlee blood test cud proov taht wun, but no symptums, at leest).

Vet Teechur Nummer Tu sed iz berry diffkult tu diagnoas sensree ishoos concloosivlee in bebbehs so yung, an nawt tu panicking.

*sigh* Tuday juss proovd awl ober agen, tho, hao titelee attached tu me him iz. Eben when him got upset being chekked owt, soon az ai taked him, him snuggled unner mai chin an meediatelee waz happeh-relaksed. Ai trai tu figgur owt, if ai eets no junk fuds eber agen, can ai afford tu keeping a Cory-bebbeh?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:16:41 +0000

is U going to deh Lundun cheezmeet?
I has a jelus!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:16:39 +0000

Wat a gip!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:16:10 +0000

we iz gud, boff kittehs and us.
demz has adjusted to dere gnu home.
Inji kitteh is shedding her winter coat
and dere is furz ebrywhere

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:15:14 +0000

No, I fink dat bout cubbers it.
I fink dats wat Boss Limbaaah meens wen he sais “liberal.”

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:11:43 +0000

Dems fine…well…Fern is a stopowt now it’s warmer.She comes in once in wyle for Noms an a bowl ob meelks.I always find liddle ‘gifts’ on teh pateo in the mornin tho, so I know she is arownd
An Hazel is……*FLUMP* ..a bit scabby at teh momunt, but nowhere near as bad as lass summer. Off to teh V.E.T this week for allergy shots O.o
Fanx for askin
How be yoo an yorz?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:11:35 +0000

Dat’s rite.
U can’t get a monkee den complain wen it eets a banana.
Dat goes fur relashunships as well.
U better maek peece wif teh banana eeting, or gets outta teh relashunship.
And, we’z back to bluesfan’s comment…u haz onlee urseff tew blaim.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:11:28 +0000

also elekshunz has consequences
and I can has a mandate in 04

By: Taya

Taya — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:09:05 +0000

Hai Fleep *snorglols*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:08:28 +0000

I member teh republicats tellin teh democats to “get ober it” affer Bush waz appointed by teh courts in 2 fousand.
U hab mah simp a fees.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:06:15 +0000

eeww, runs and hides before ph
can use deh kleenex

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:04:49 +0000

*channeling gammacat’s coirker*
butt butt he is kenyanislamofacistradicalchristiancommunist
did I leave anyfing out?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:01:21 +0000

I has neber had a mint julep either
is a southern fing, rite?
mah sheltered lyfe, let me show U it

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:59:56 +0000

fanks tidmum, how is Ur fuzzy kittehs?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:59:54 +0000

Momspit fixes ebreething, aifinkso!!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:59:16 +0000

fangQ two_kittehs! {{2_k}}
*puts on noise canceling hedphones*
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Whut? Are yew talkin tew me?

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:57:32 +0000

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Elebenty!!!