Dude,
Dude, u noo ai wuz a cat wehn u broat meh home.
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Iz dun wif luv!
Der it is, awl ready to sleep awn. Yew wanted it fer sumfin elze?
OHAI carosue! As teh loftiest purrson heer (may ai offer yoo mai felicitashuns?), mai ai hang this littlol nounce mint heer? Thanks!
Ai need to let ebreewun know that cweenmj still duzznt hav internet aksess.
She thot she wud bai nao – but her noo dish is BAKORDERED!!
She is suffering greatlee frum nawt being abul to bee heer – an asked me to send hur luv an schmoos to ebreewun.
An she hoeps to be abul to return to us verree soon.
Plz to giv her mai lub,JCH4K.
We misses her.
Ohai awl, indede we du mis owr cween. But (snerk) maibe if she wud stai in wun plais fur sum wilez she wunt haz deze problumz.
oh, nose! ai ben wayting naught-pashuntly…wii miss hurr!
fankee foar teh nooz, tell her wii awl mis her tewrriblollee!
LOL!!!!
Teh goggie didit…
coz ai iz tew cyute, ai wud nebbur dew sumfink liek diz. nope nebbur.
mind meltered again!
Wat ai doen unnerstand iz hoew dey cud blaym da kitteh, himz tu small tu reach dat hi.
ohai, {{{{{Bom Momme}}}}Da kittehz awlwaiz finez a wai fur duing fingz. Liddul kidz wil du dis wun tu. ai lurnt tu putz da papur awn bakwurdz nd it nawt duz.
Ewwwwwww. I has meltered mind all ovur my fur…
**spits onna cleanecks**
Momspit shud taek caer uv it!
eeww, runs and hides before ph
can use deh kleenex
Wat did u eggspekt?
Dis iz gettin creepee!
Anni an NS, sisterz ( twinz) frum annodder mudder?
who ME?
Nopenopenope – u iz da other mother demz is frum odder mudder.
Anom tew taht!
(giggol) ai cud nawt resizt, sry
Sorri, me ever. OM ai leved beri detayled instrucshuns ( olnee way ai can explain stuff) for makin your linkee fingee werk.
Tankye! =^1^=
U wud haz 2 be 90 at leest 2 be mai mom!
Nawt if she wuz bornd preggurz, she wunt. Den she cud be stil yungur dan me. hee hee.
gammacat, yuz here 2! Hai, how’r doin?
*slow eye-blinky* =^1^=
*hedbonk* ohai othermother! aym at werk (shhhh) so aye run in an out
how are yew doing?
bee haply vizitin’ cheezpeeps wit Oscar n’ Carmen zzzzin awn bed behind mii..ai berry hokay
It wud be moar creepee if we spelled fings teh saem, aifinkso.
Dat’s troo!
Wud did u expekt?
GMTA agane NS!
LOL — an fur teh sekkund day, ai iz sittin heer, laffin liek a loon.
Me 2!!!!!!
Awwsum 4 way tye!
Iz kool toi, yeff?
Hit teh reeset-fingee adn weel play agin!
Ifin yu doat wan kitteh unspoolin’ yer TP, jes put deh roll backwards. Den itz bee spinn’n adn dented butt(snerk!) nawt als ober de flur gettin’ pleh. dis worky fur mii & mii crZy kittehz.
=^1^=
… unless teh kitteh grabs teh paypurr wif himz claw & pulls teh whole roll.
an den runsrunsruns daown teh hall. haz happined moar tahn wunce at mai howse. iz amaizin haow far tohse rolls wil strech.
sew much funfunfun!
My cuteness makes it all worthwhile
yes?
Yesh!
Oh yesh, yesh, YESH!
yesh 2k, yew are verra kyoot!
okay then, next I will destroy your roll of paper towels
an tehn awl yur kleenexes
an tehn teh gnuspayper – wyl yu R reedin it!
and then your furniture
and after that I nap
An wen Ai wayk up Ai wull nead fud!
and I only eat gooshie fuds or tuna
and also some catnip
Haz u eber had da catnippee tea??? serb cool butt (snerk) nawt chilled.
nope I hasn’t
is it like chamomile tea?
Sort of, more lik mint julip wifout da kik. Maek da kittehs goe crazee while itz brewin.
I has neber had a mint julep either
is a southern fing, rite?
mah sheltered lyfe, let me show U it
Awl ur kleenex are belong to meh!
geez, gmta, ns! ai wuz a-fixin’ 2 say, “awl yer papers R belong 2 mii”!
everyfing belongs tew teh kitteh! wi are just caretakers…
everyfing belongs tew teh kitteh! wi are just
caretakers…minions*fixed*
DEWD!!! QTE iz yur middlol NAYM!!!
Iz brok-ked
u haz onlee urseff tew blaim.
Dat’s rite.
U can’t get a monkee den complain wen it eets a banana.
Dat goes fur relashunships as well.
U better maek peece wif teh banana eeting, or gets outta teh relashunship.
And, we’z back to bluesfan’s comment…u haz onlee urseff tew blaim.
ai are still gonna balme da monkee.
iz wat ai doo
awwww kwoooot
**SPLORT**
waits heer, I calls ninety elebenty fer the CCC.
*sweep up longcat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
that r mush betters
thankee
ai is only expressifying my troo nachur. naow it must be time for running wildly throo the house and then nomming cheezburgers, plsthnxbai.
OHAI Fleep!
Ar yoo bak fur a wile? Ai just found teh thred ware ai wuz just leeving fur Eier Land! An yoo were still pb! It wuz reelee funnee. Oh – ai think it – ai just linked it awn teh urlee morning pikchoor – its teh wun wif teh “Soopermarket Danse.”
ohai, ebberybuddeh! ai r going 2 Noo-(naught TT)-Ingland in a cupplol wks, ai has a ‘cited, ai hardly ever go NE wear. Wood lubbs 2 cheezmeet yoo, ebberywon–will be in CT free daze and denn in Bawston.
will U beez in Gnu Yawk?
oh, an shed too. must shed.
♪♫ i gotta be meeee!
i gotta be meeeeeee! ♪♫
ohai, lm: “…and another glory of the moon…”
Prof. d’B did u get mi messege? Ai leved it onna profile page.
Hai Fleep *snorglols*
here’s burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Catlynn, Tokyo96, Yvi, and Fox-ensahx an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caek, an also spicy caek wif kreemcheez frosting! also iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “teh Hokee pokee” wen teh yoyo for yor dansing plezure, remote-control bebbeh zombie dollz, kandee, an blak velvit kitteh posters to colur wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happitayl Birfday Yvi
an also Catlynn, Tokyo96 n Fox-ensahx.
Have grate fun ebreewun, an Njoi your speshull day .
happeh, happeh burfday,
Catlynn, Tokyo96, Yvi, and Fox-ensahx, deers…
happeh daze will comes 2 yoo awl yeers,
if ai had won wish denn it wood bee,
a happy-happee burfday 2 yoo frum mee!
absoolutey booful poem, kitkay! =^1^=
It still warrants a “BAD KITTEH!” response.
Nawt dat kitteh wull tayk ennee notiss….
Kitteh wull nawt tayk ennee notiss tho.
Grrrr! Wp eeted mai commint den wen Ai ripeetid it it spitted it owt.
Ebil WP! {{annipuss}}
Kitteh tryin help u change ur toylit paper
What’s de problem?
*sigh* kitteh is tew kyoo! aye luv teh stripee littol fayce an teh eers!
an if mai cow-werker keeps talking polyticks ai will start trowing tings over teh cube wall!
whut does dey tawk bout, that irks U so mush
wanna share?
mebbeh we can halpz wid witty comebacks
sowwy. peep is a die-hard republican who is convinced taht the prez isnt an american citizen. ai just hafta remember tew put on mai hedphones when i sit down.
oh noes birthers! HALP
*hands gammacat noise canceling Bose headphones*
these should help.
fangQ two_kittehs! {{2_k}}
*puts on noise canceling hedphones*
.
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Whut? Are yew talkin tew me?
*channeling gammacat’s coirker*
butt butt he is kenyanislamofacistradicalchristiancommunist
did I leave anyfing out?
No, I fink dat bout cubbers it.
I fink dats wat Boss Limbaaah meens wen he sais “liberal.”
I forgot one, elitist
co-irker!!! gud wun 2_k! ai dinna lyke to tawk poly-ticks unless ai now teh person REAALLYYY well…
eben if tehy were praising teh Dems, ai just don’t wanna heer about it…
sigh. thank CC ai kan listen tew teh classiclol music stashun threw mai compewter!
I fink we owe co-irker to rhsb, herz coined it, while decribing
a woman she works with and whose company hers lubs (NOT).
discussing polytiks in wurkplace is akward, I agreez
I member teh republicats tellin teh democats to “get ober it” affer Bush waz appointed by teh courts in 2 fousand.
U hab mah simp a fees.
also elekshunz has consequences
and I can has a mandate in 04
an dissent is unpatriotic, unless teh ‘publicans are doin it!
okai, ai stop now!
(bad gammacat! no polyticks!)
**fyres dribe by jab**
an tolerance and diversity awr requisit,
unless teh demz awr repudiating dem.
okai, ai stawp nao tew!
(bad NC! no snarkiness!)
deficits don’t matter
Tell dat tew yor grate-grate-grate-grate-grate-grandchillinz.
Nao C wut yew made meh dew 2K?
its not me saying it Cheney said it, when Paul O Neil warned him of the looming fiscal crisis.
In a recession/depression deficit spending by the government
moderates the impact by increasing demand in the economy.
From a purely economic point of view deficits do matter, but sometimes you have to spend now to be able to live another day.
Yesh yesh yesh. Ai know…ai know.
All dat and uh bag of chips tew.
Butt (!), ai wuz jes talkin’ ’bout yew lobbing dat softball at meh wen ai sed ai wuz gunna stawp the snarkiness.
Dats awl.
(Bad NC! Bad!)
{{{{GC}}}} letz go getz owr Kafleen tu hoof dat cow irkur. ai nawt goze tu wurk but haz 2 uvvurwaiz nais frenz hoo emayo dat kined ub stufz
Ai thins dem humoongoose pappr rolls iz buttr dan dey dinki wuns.
uhm, aktschuallee, kitteh wuz just counting the TP pieces. And it was three short of the 1,000 the roll wuz supposed ta haf!
LOL!
Wat a gip!
Must b Rainkitteh.
He’s an excellent driber.
Dadcat lets himz dribe slo im da dribeway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.
Juz lubs dis liddul cuddlee sweedee!
Decat kitteh says, “I shred therefore I am”
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Elebenty!!!
fanks tidmum, how is Ur fuzzy kittehs?
Dems fine…well…Fern is a stopowt now it’s warmer.She comes in once in wyle for Noms an a bowl ob meelks.I always find liddle ‘gifts’ on teh pateo in the mornin tho, so I know she is arownd
..a bit scabby at teh momunt, but nowhere near as bad as lass summer. Off to teh V.E.T this week for allergy shots O.o
An Hazel is……*FLUMP*
Fanx for askin
How be yoo an yorz?
we iz gud, boff kittehs and us.
demz has adjusted to dere gnu home.
Inji kitteh is shedding her winter coat
and dere is furz ebrywhere
is U going to deh Lundun cheezmeet?
I has a jelus!
Yesh I be goin
…barrin mergenzees taht is.
i *floofy paws krossed* think I has teh kid sitter orgamiced…
Ohai guis! Ai cud nawt get ICHC tu come up at teh collij tuday, waz acting lyk bad connekshun. Ennyway…
Cory did gud tuday, waz berry popalar an berry well-behavd! Him awl wornd owt nao, tho, waz loooong day fur lil gui, wif so menny gurls fussing ober him!
Vet Teechur Nummer Wun chekked him ober an her finks him mebbe have sum vision problems — nawt blind, but nawt gud vision, eever. Him nawt responsive much when her tested him, altho waz nawt full formul fizzikul eksam oar ennyfing. Wud eksplain a LAWT, unclooding teh way him playz an himz favrit toys, teh nawt lerning frum uvver kittehs, teh nawt eksploring so much… lawts uv fings. Haoeber, her sed him cud still be juss fine if him haz lawng enuff, myte juss taek him a whyle. Her see nuffing tho tu making her fink him haz teh neurolojikal problims oar taht hims mom had ennyfing terribol her gibed him (altho onlee blood test cud proov taht wun, but no symptums, at leest).
Vet Teechur Nummer Tu sed iz berry diffkult tu diagnoas sensree ishoos concloosivlee in bebbehs so yung, an nawt tu panicking.
*sigh* Tuday juss proovd awl ober agen, tho, hao titelee attached tu me him iz. Eben when him got upset being chekked owt, soon az ai taked him, him snuggled unner mai chin an meediatelee waz happeh-relaksed. Ai trai tu figgur owt, if ai eets no junk fuds eber agen, can ai afford tu keeping a Cory-bebbeh?
we can has a fund for keeping Cory with himz mommeh P-K, can LCB set up a web page like herz did fur Eva’s adopshunz?
{{{{pk+Cory+pk’s fambly}}}
Yes, yes, eggsellent idear!!!
**ticklolz kittehs feets**
**kitteh fawls in tub**
Dude, yew new ai wuz a hyoomin wen yew made meh breeng yew hoam.
oh LOL!
NC FTW!
(I have tears I laf so harty)
Baftub kitteh luks jes liek my Marco (OTB) wen hii wuz uh membur ob teh itteh bitteh kitteh cawmittee. And, datz eggzactlee teh kinda moments wii had tew awl teh tiem fruowt hiz lief. Ai almoast cawled him Maleman wen ai nawt sekkund gawt him foar uh munf, ‘fore ai gawt hiz sister Polo (still kicken’), coz hii wuz always pushin’ teh awnveloap, eben azza bebbeh, butt (!) wen hii gawt owlder, ai alwayz gawt him back adn hii neber held it aginst meh. It wuz an unnerstandeeng wii had between us aifinkso. Eben rite ‘fore hii went OTB, hii wuld hide arownd the corner adn attack my heels wen ai caim down teh hall. *SIGH* Ai miss him.
Atleest I nawt shredded it.
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…….yet.
*giggle* Ifinkso hooman walked in tu soon.
Wutt?
Wiff a tub dat looks like dis, u gotz a prob wiff a little toilet papur on teh floar?
Ugh, that bathroom is gross!! The cat was probably just trying to cover up the floor with something clean enough to walk on. :\ (And what’s in the drain????)
zomg! dis kitteh looks exacetelly like mi fur babee wen he wuz a babee. he haz a sistur. I wunders if dis b her?
Itz a small wurld! SG..elebenty’adozen yrs ago ai bot lil dk calico fur miiselv’z b-dae. Deh next dae ai callz step-dawter (8yrs ol & lublublub de catz!!) and she n’ herz mum dat saem dae gotts a tiny dk calico, 2!!!
We libs 200hundert milez apart butt (snerk) yus cud nawt tell dem 2’s apart!! Ai finks kittehz hab twinz alotz…fanks yu CC it twaz hapy, helpful fur us 2 relashunzhip. kbyenao =^!^=
I has a sad now. This reminds me of my little lady Celine. When she was a kitten I came home from work to find an entire brand new roll of toilet paper had been liberated and now spread across the whole bathroom floor, with a tiny little grey and white fluffball kitten sitting in the middle of it with the proudest look on her face as if to say “Look what I did!!!”
Ha, my cat used to do that! I so love when they look at you like that, like, “look at me, I am so awesome!” I always have a hard time staying mad at her.