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Ai aer reddee…
wayte fur iiiittt.
wayyyyyttttt………
*Taps foot impatiently*
* pownces onn tapping fut *
*fingur drummings*
*pownces on drumming fingurs*
**still wayting**
**gettin’ ankshuss**
**butt wigloling**
**cant…wayt…N…E…long…er…**
*POOT*
dang!
LOLZ!
u always crack me up, nc66!
LOL!!!! MeTOO!!
Awww shucks, yew guize are making mii blush

Really, yew flatter me tew mush
Yer tew kind
Ai didn’ say stawp.
Akshulee, we never DO stawp!! Wii just dont awlwaiz say it!
We don’t stawp because its fun to make teh lols. I made so many lols, had lots of e-mail.
Oops, off tawpic.
Hai cresentpalkia!
maybee off tawpic, but yoo ar so rite, nebbertheless!
Nice to meet yoo!
nice 2 meet u, 2!
aym….
*Zippo*
FYRE AT WILL!!!
Sry. Nobuddy named Will here…
He leff wen he heered wat wuz goin 2 happin
Wif a KWIKness!!
Mr. Ferrell re-ape-piers in titey tidey whiteyz, butt (!) suddenly no wun haz the will to fyre N-E-moar.
lol! dat’s rlly funny.
conch catch ululations, anni! yu leedz teh *lawng* brayde — iz awlmoast *elebenty* peeps! wii duz teh “mundane mambo” tu teh ty booteek?
Thx, cc. Ai can hardlee walk, Ai aer so tyred! Ai’ll juss watsh ebriwun els dans!
Ai just poasted teh dans! But WP eeted it. MIte bee heer so by an by!
*sad luk* Prollee too layte.
Britens ala P’dB!!
Heer it iz! Maus – wai dont yoo grab PwnedByTwoKittehs an leed teh way!
okeh, anni! ai sawree yu haz a tyred. nais pawt uv tee (oar cawfee) fur teh pik-mii-up? wif sum nommee shoartbreds?
We can to this!! Luks eezee~
Toe first, slide your Left foot Forward and change weight onto the Left leg. Right foot doesn’t move!
Right Rock Back. Change weight onto the Right leg. Don’t move your Left foot.
Step Back and Close. Slide your Left foot Back and change weight onto the Left leg. Don’t move your Right foot!
Pause. Either do nothing or start to drag your right foot ready to step back on the next step.
You are now ready to do the back movement. iToe first, slide your Left foot Forward and change weight onto the Left leg. Right foot doesn’t move!
Right Rock Back. Change weight onto the Right leg. Don’t move your Left foot.
Step Back and Close. Slide your Left foot Back and change weight onto the Left leg. Don’t move your Right foot!
Pause. Either do nothing or start to drag your right foot ready to step back on the next step.
You are now ready to do the back movement.
Tho – ai guess we’ll hav to tern around fur teh bakwerd moovement, oar we’ll nebber get ther!
OK!!! Grab a partner – an letz GO!!
http://www.cool_picture.com
website not real:(
Teh sofah! It’s eetin me!
BOO!!!
EEK!!!
Uh Maus!
Click me
Ai will haz ur pokkit chaynj!
Moar dan juss poket chaynj under dere:
Appul core
Bitz uff floof
Craker crumbz
D…
Dog biskit crumz
Elf costoom hat (frum Santeh kitteh’z bizzit)
Flamingo fevver (frum teh tiki parteh lass weekweekweek)
Grapefroot pitz
H…
Hangoverz (frum teh ruut bier)
Idiot dawg dat ai stuffed undur teh paddin,
Jelli beans,
Kid dat i m rasin tu help me takes obur teh wurld,
L…
Lopsong suchawng teebagz, yoozed adn borked
Mountie yooneeform butin (frum teh VLC)
Naybor kid’z wallit (heh-heh!)
O…
Loast uneyedentitfyabul “things”
Munniez
Nibbled awn cukiez
O. . .
Orinj Mausie
Petrifyd Popcorms
Quilty Fings
R…
Reeses Peeses
Sumfin I dont wanna kno wut it iz
Teeny tiny Legos
Unidentifyed floof
V…
Ripe toona bitz
Snickerdoodle cuukiez
Tacos
U..
Unknown unknowns
Veree kurmplold paypurrrrs
What IZZIT????
X. . .
Xtra pawkit chanj
Yoosless do dads
ZOMG – What teh heck IZZIT?!?
At laszt!! Teh ♪Liszt!♫ iz dun! WELL dun!!
x-dingley baals (don dingle no more)
ZOO CRAKERS!? are zey anymalz?
Diamondz
Egg crumbuls
Furree peeces
G. . .
U gotz diamondz layin round in yr cowch cushunz JCH4K?!?
NO!
But. . .ai ar an optimist!
fur teh pownsing…
Gud aphternun cali. Hoew beez ur dae.
Big Sur Prize in 3-2-1
come into my parlor……
bettur bee caerfuwl! teh kitteh iz in teh howse.. sumwere…
Halp! Sofa iz nomming mee!
GMTA!
It’s dat 3:00, twenn lunch an dinnur hungurr! Sofa snak tyme!
Sofas SNAK????? Well!!! THAT explaynes a lot!!
does U eat deh sofa
or does deh sofa eat U
Butt. . .no wun haz maed teh Winnerz ♪ Liszt! ♫
Annipuss at teh hed of teh thred!! an tehn
Ambercat
Maus
nyghtshayde
calicocoa
MeezerMom
stagehanddan
jk2kitteh
Tribble
NINE!!! Teh majikal NINE! Hao auspishus iz TAHT!! OK!
Cud we hav a list ov legendairee NINe things?
cat o’ NINE tayuls?
Nine Ladies Dancing
Nein, danke. *gigglol*
Nyne Taylurz
Nine lives!
Nine manz morris
Nine innings in a baseball game.
teh beetlols ‘Numbur Nyne’
Busta Nines?
No, dats nawt rite.
Cowntry westurn nine dancin’?
Naw, dats jes silly.
♪♫ Nuffin culd bii finer ♪♫
♪♫ dan tew bii in Caro-nine-uh? ♪♫
Horriblol!
**Makes noat tew hab eerz czeched**
OH! Ai know…
Nine Inch Nails
But (hehe) where’s the bait?
Bak wit teh taunting fishie picher!
ai think teh bait mait just been teh sawft cowch an teh blankee! Verree enticing fur teh tyred.
Oar – were yoo thinking – cheez???
Ai cud yooze a cumfy sofa – Ai haz a tyred affer 3 owerz uv gardnin dis affernoon!
Is yu gettin teh gardun reddy fur teh 2012 LOLimpix, wen teh whoel ob Cheezlan is campin in yur bak gardun?
Ai aer tryin to get it sortid, but stuff keaps growin fastur dan Ai can cut it down!
Hmmm, mebbe yu cud get a cuppol ob gotes!
Gotes ar gud!
Maybee we cud stop bai an halp hur wehn. . . .WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO
we ar in Lundun???
Wot – has a Gardun(ing) Partay?! Nao tehre’s a eye deer!
Well!!! Wai ebber nawt?????
We need to see ware we will awl be staying ENEway, so we can maek plans – an lay in supple eyes, etc.
Again – whooo hooo!! Pass teh werd. Gardun Party at Annipuss’s haus!!
but where is Annipuss, is she hiding 2 along with dis kitteh?
????? Gotes – an awl uv us!!!! Wai wud shee hyde???
Ai fink teh fense neadz mendin b4 gotes aer let loose – teh man nekst dore mite nawt be pleezd iffn dey got throo an eeted hims flourz!
Ai aer heer at teh momint – had an erjent need 2 go get a beer!
Ai kno taht feelin well!
Akshulleem – gotes reelee ar gud fur keeping down teh greenery. Mai dad used to have 4 ov tehm – tehy kept ar ditches that run awn 3 sydes of teh farm heer free ov weeds an ebreething else tath grows in a ditch.
LOL!! MaiDadCanHasHad4Gotes!
Mai hole gardin incloodin teh bit teh howse iz awn iz wun twelf uv an aker……
Oh! Maybee awnlee a rabbit oar sumthing laik taht wud be needed!
We can haz 10 akers heer. Nice fur wawks.
we doesn’t mind Anni, we will bringz sleepin bags
It wull be a tite fit!
Aww Annipuss U is so thotful
kitteh nommed teh cheez adn waytid nextu teh mowshoal wif baited bref
heddesk!
(that wun wuz owld when ai wuz a kid!)
Baited breath? Has the kitteh been eatin’ sushi again?
Du wii da interbenshun????????
fyndin nemo ref ftw!
Opz shud sai “du wii nkneed da interbenshun.
Hai Cali, ai lefted a message fore u upfred, did u miss it or iz U norin mi
*wispurrz* aifink u missd teh “nommed teh cheez” part.
Nope. Adding my own punny stuff.
Attack kitteh lies in wayt fer teh unsuspecting….
Oh hai, PB2K. How you is?
Plz nawt tu sit awn teh pillo.
kthx.
If you sit on the sofa I will bite your butt.
YIKES!!! Yur alaiv!!!
But it’z OK! Did yoo see? Phat Cat saved yoo.
To nawt put tew fien a poynte onnit!
yes I ar bak frum deh dead
it is miracle
Teh humans… are clueless…
Teh goggie will neber find meh heer!
*quiet voiceover*
Our field correspondent, Jim, is going to try to get closer to the animal’s lair… let’s see what happens…
Wi also put a pice uv salamie en hes paints. lets si wat happinz.
*munches popcorms, wayts to see wut happenz*
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, FTW. Didnt noe der waz anione here nawt young enuf tu mememember dat. Ai alwaes fawt dat Jim waz da dum one. Out der wif da wyld ammimmlolz.
i rebemberz it!! we yoosed to watch it evree sunnyday evening aftru afturnoon church. taht an teh Wurld Ob Diznee show.
An Marlin Purkins alwaes staed in teh bote while Jim rassled teh anaconda.
Poor Jim, this is not going to end well
Iz he waring a red shurt?
* snerk *
*double snerks*
ohai Tribble!!! ai saw teh Star Trek muvie yesterdai! was full of win and awsum!
(ai luv Karl Urban)
oooh me too GC!
I has been a fan sinse, er
*luks around*
Xena!
Ummmm skwirrlgrrl. . .yoo think Xena wuz a long taim ago????
no no.. it’s not that!
some of mah frends thought it was a little silleh, is all!
but it was one of my all tiem fave shows!
An THAT’S wai we awl heer ar such gud frenz! Becuz AI just LUVED it!
{{{{Janet}}}}
an Hercules too?
Kevin Sorbo, ennyone?
*traies nawt to faynt*
OV CORSE Hercules too!!!!
Sn – if no wun else wants him, ai guess ai cud maek teh sakrifice an take him awf yur hans. . .
U can take himz as long as I has Jon Hamm (from Madmen)
ok.. Janet gets Kevin Sorbo..
two_kittehs gets Jon Hamm
and
I get Karl Urban, oh, and Sawyer too. STN
Oh mai! Sumhao – ai has mist Karl Urban. Ai just googled him!
Yoo hav chozen wizelee, ai thibk!
how did U lyke it, we wuz planning to go neggst weekend
We ar going awn WhenItzDay! YAY!
ohai two_kittehs, how is u?
it was teh AWESOME! i saw it Friday.
I saw it in a regular theater, but I has heard if u can see it in an IMAX theater, u rly shud!
I iz gud, leeza-b
we can has a brite and sunny day!!
I has to start weeding fur mah littlol vegetable garden this ebening
donut wurry, iz just wun ob burfday fairy’s minyuns wayting to jump owt an say SURPRIZE!! HAPPEE BURFDAY!! to Tm88 and kilprince an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed cuppie caeks in many flavrs – fudjy, buttery yello, orinj, lemmin, carrit, red velvit, anjul fud, etc etc etc!! wif fansee frostings!!
also iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif Boblol heded guiness piggeh akshun figures wif pull string©®™ (all lisnesing feez go teh teh ginneess piggeh fund for teh sank chew wary for orflink bebbeh otters hoo haz had tehms furz stolded©®™), forchun cookieez, kandeez, bownsy balls taht make boingy noyzes wen tehy bownse, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo!
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Awwwww
THAT’s teh best egg splat nation yet!!!
Ai’d laik a fudjy cupcaek – an teh Boblol heded guiness piggeh akshun figures wif pull string©®™ . It’z so KYOOOOOOTT!!
awww!! a boblol heded GP!!! seew kyooot!!!
*BOINGY**BOINGY*…
Wow…I hadn’t eben bowncied teh bawl yetz!!
be shur to looking at teh oldie-but-gudie LOL linked below dis wun (“bobbie traps”) iz very funny pikshur, an haz sum classik stend commints, az well az stagehand dan’s revyoo ob a tom jones consurt!
holp holp holp! cow-werkers are talkin poly-ticks!
argh argh argh!!!!
*puts on hedphones and cranks volum*
*firez on gammakats polly-tikkle-talkkin cowerkers*
pew pew pew!
EW EW EW!!!!
Ai luked at teh link!
Ai awlwaized used to cawl tehm “cow orkers.”
fangQ lunarmommy!
ha ha ha so funny!
Hoomins fink its funnee to mak me go popcat — we see how tehy liek it wen I makes tehm go pop-peepul!!
I’ll get the cheese crackers *and* I’ll get to switch to Animal Planet!
R we hooman, or r we lolcat? (makin fun of teh song human)
Hope nobuddi sets down awn dat pillow, then kitteh will bii teh trapped.
Heeee-larious!