I capturez big mowse for U.
I capturez big mowse for U. I thinkz it’z dead. It sure SMELLZ like it’z dead.
next tiem u shud catch a reel mowse.
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STINKEH.
aye killed it till it died frum it
dis looks lyke a jorb fore Oder Eters! Stat!
arre yoo happee? ai can has cheezburger nao?
A feerse hunter dreamin ob prey song.
♫ If itz smelly adn yoo kill itt, clap yor hands.
If itz smelly adn yoo kill itt, clap yor hands.
It itz smelly adn you kill itt, den uh mowse will shurely fulfill it.
If itz smelly adn yoo kill itt, clap yor hands. ♫
oh boi! NOM!!
Adn iffen it’s smelly adn it’s deaded, nom teh fut
Iffen it’s smelly adn it’s deaded, nom teh fut
Iffen it’s smelly adn it’s deaded, den you teh hoomin shud hab fedded
Iffen it’s smelly adn it’s deaded, nom teh fut.
Adn iffen it’s smelly adn it’s deaded, nom teh fut
Iffen it’s smelly adn it’s deaded, nom teh fut
Iffen it’s smelly adn it’s deaded, den you teh hoomin shud hab fedded
Iffen it’s smelly adn it’s deaded, nom teh fut.
LOL!!!!
I iz fyerce huntur, yes?
Cowcat teh Conkurur.
kitteh halps bai ketchin ded mowse
I lol’d. Forever.
Kitteh has foot in mawth dizeez.
hmm….ai seem tew git dat wun kwite awftenn….
Don u mean foot in mowse?
ai smellz ded fings….
lukz liek teh mawse capchad u
Bunneh kick uf death coming in 3..2..1
o yesh, aifink dat is gonna bee deffinittlol happenin!
Ifinkso hooman, atleast slipper, iz gonna bii sorri.
Beeg Mowss attackeeng
Prittee Wun’z feetz. Tukkseedo
Kitteh runz amukk!
Beeg Mowss duzzn’t fytez
bakk mutch. Prittee Wun feelz mah
rath moar dan Mowss duz
Mebbee beddurr 2
letz Grayt Beeg Mowss aloan. Den
ebbewun’z happeh!
Jack.
WIN! *Clappity*
*claps floofee paws togedder*
bwavo!
Dude! Oder-eaders!
Om nom nom nom nom nom…
*sniff**sniff*
♫ Oooooew, what’s that smell…♫
I finkso I kno wut it iz!
That smell
Maybe it’s This
ohai rhsb we meet again
how iz Uz?
What did U has fur dindin
I hadz tilapia
Ohai, 2_k!
I had cheez raviololololi wif Basil pesto an Parmesan cheez.
Did yu make at home or did yu goes owt an eeted? Sowndz gud!
I maded at hoam.
Wented to church wif mahm, den wii wented to luuk at plants.
Yu bii a veri gud kidlett! {{rhsb}} I bet yu maded yur momkat veri happi.
I gess so. I nawt wanna kno wut to get hur az prezzie, so I spended day wif hur an dad.
I nawt eben get hur card. Moast muvvers day cards is teh stoopy, an I nawt wun to buy teh gushi-mooshy cardz. Pleh. Dey makes me wanna frow up.
I iz a berry unyooshual female. I nawt want lotsa joolry, I nawt lyk alot of gushi-mooshy cardz, an I nawt lyk shoppin alot.
Sew, I nawt compleetlee ohai-maintenins!
*gaspeth* dat sort ob purrsun eggsistz??
Yup. Too bad I’m old enuf to be UR mahm, eh DK?
*sigh* ai knoez….tu badd…..tu badd….
Ai lubz jewrly, but hayt mushie cardz. Ai lubz funny cardz tat mayk me LOL!
I hate tu shop, I lUV jewelry, an I nawt into mushi cardz either. I nawt ohai maintenense kause mine jewelry habit happenz tu bii lukin at it nawt necissarly buyin an ownen.
I nawt ebber buy mine momkat a card, they are teh mushi an nawt mii. I gitted her a big plant pot dat luked lyke giant teacup an saucer wif sum plants.
I no lykes mushy hallmak stuffz either.
Most of deh jewelry I has is either gifts or stuffz I has inherited
and I cherish dat but seldom buy jewelry for meeself
I fink shawping is hard work, you has to try elebenty fings to find deh purrfect outfit, so I does it only a cuppla tymes a year, at most.
Jewelry iz best wen given as a gift. I wunce read a comment, that a woman kan tell yu awl bout her lyfe wen shii goez thru her jewelry box. Shii kan tell yu were ebberi piece came frum an frum who an why. I find that tu bii tru in mine case.
so troo
Hawl Marks: What a kitteh duz to teh Hall when Hawling killded fud from owtside tu insyde.
tihs mawnin mai momma laffed an laffed becaws all free ob her kidlets fownd cards taht were purrfeckts fur hur! we nebber duz teh mushees, alwaiis teh funnees!
(ai lubs shoppin, joolree, an nawt laik mushee kards, fur teh rekkerd)
dat sounds delishus
now I iz eating strawberries an cream
**drools**
Wanna shaer?
shure, gets an bowl fill it with joocy berries and whipped cream
herz has jus whipped
Here I has lots more to share with ebrybodee
I think dis is the one I was ‘memberin’!
Lynyrd Skynyrd be a classik.
Dat is wun big maus
Speekin of wantin to frow up: I jes heered anuthur song frum my teenadj yeers yoosed inna commershul: “Major Tom” for a Lincoln (car) commershul.
**runs to baffroom wif hand ovur mouf**
yu nawt liek dat song?? Plasticat lubs it! iz funnee hoaw much 80’s myusik mai 13 yeer owld boi noes…wunder wai?? (mai aje, let mii NAWT show yu it!!!)
I lyk dat sawng, but I hate seein awl teh sawngs I growed up lissenin to yoosed in commershuls.
Last tyme mine boi wuz lissen tu mine mukaz him said it sounded “weird”. I wuz horrified!
OOPS shudda been mujik, haz been a hard wurkin dai heer at 3km’s howse.
yurs tew? {{3KM}}
Plasticat lissens tew 80’s myusik and kountree myusik – him eben lieks sum stuff owlder dan 80’s (hoaw owld iz Marty Robbins’ “El Paso”?)
Rly? No ‘fence, but(!) Ai nawt lyck 80’s muzic AT ALL. Hao old iz PC? Iz he a teencat?
YK juss seded dat Plasticat iz 13.
UK*
Ohai Taya!
*snorglols*
*schmoo*
Adn hao iz yoo dowink?
*hugglolschmooz bakk*
Ai iz gud, Daddy
dat iz gudd tew knoez…
oh carp…ai iz beyink forsed awff mai pyooturr….
gud nite, awl ob ya’ll !(att leest awl ob ya’ll dat arre still heer…)
*yawns*
Ohai Taya! Yesh, Ai saw PC iz 13 rite after Ai posted mah qwestin.
*snorglez littlol sisster kitteh*
*snorgglols beeg sisfur kitteh**purrrrrrr*
Nity nite cheezfrendz! I hope awl uf yu had a wunnerful dai. BTW, rhsb, e-mayo mii yur pesto an ravioliolio receipi iffin it iz nawt famblily seckret! I LUV pesto!
Iz neone heer? *heerz crikitz chirping*
*hee-haw*
Yase! Tanx furr axin!!
I is habbin teh happy times!
Kafleen!! Wii can haz missing heerin teh sowns ub ur hooffees taptaptappin rown cheezielan.
Oh, tanks!!!
*stawpz maekink crikkit noysez*
sawree…ai wuz praktising mai krikkit impresshun….
needless tew sai, ai’z still heer…hao arre yoo dowink?
Ohai DK! Ai be gud. Ai thawt Ai waz all alone!
noep…..yoo wuzzn’t….
Ai seez tat nao.
yupz…yoo duz nao….:)
On ICHC, no buddy is ebbur aloan.
U may FINKSO u r, butt is juss an ill-u-shun.
Furr ebbree hyper kitteh dat poasts all full ub joys an dansees, dere is a hunnurd dat shylee lurks, and lubs, and notices, and sends teh beams.
srsly!
(FYI—beams=positive thoughts=prayers=scientificull stuffs=lubs=good thots, etc….it’s all goooooood
)
So, furr all u peepulls dat finks it r late at night, an u r lonelee…go ahed an post wutt r on ur mind. Dere be a zillyun lurkers reeding and hazzing ur hart in mind.
U nebbur aloan on ICHC.
Srsly.
{{{{{{{{{{{ICHC posters}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Teh donkey lubs u.
{{{{{kafleen an all teh cheezpeepz}}}}} Dat iz berry nyce, Kafleen! Ai cuden’t ob said it better. *schmoo*
*schmoos teh donkeh*
Iz tru. {{kafleen}}
ohai AP Hao iz yew an ur Angelina kitteh? *schmoo*
I HAS dese slipperz! Dey is Nick & Nora (from Target) and dey is actually grey kitteh slipperz! but does look like mous in dis pic, ifinkso. I also has cute N&N sock munkee slipperz dat covers footz and goes wif teh kyoot matchin jammiez!
this one makes me have teh funny.
Heeyyy! those are MY slippers! Wait! That’s MY cat!
Omg Ting Ting is an Lolcat star! Weeee!