Quix!!
Quix!! Type in wez had all our injekshuns
kitteh will do anyfing 2 nawt go 2 vetz.
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an luk innocent!
I-4.
I’ll give it my best shot.
Gud wun!
doan needle the poor doctor.
IVe nebber dun dat, no sirree bawb! (plz to nawt ask mai BMT docs, dey mite disagree wif mii)
What’s teh poynt?
just hopin’ it’s nawt a vein attempt.
Ooh, awl deses stabs at humor!
wayul, wii cood just sew it up.
We’re gonna bleed dis pun dry.
nawt iffen dey keep it intra-muscular, there bein’ moar den one way to get to the meat of the matter.
I prefers mah hoomer Sub Q…less ouchee.
anyhoo, eet has need of a piercing wit.
A bery innoculous statement….
Dats it…teh glubs r cumin off.
Ai donut see ur point.
Prepare fur sterilization ov teh hoomer.
Cud we inject a littlol bit ov seriousness heer?
enuff already with the viral humour!
so ya think we need to culture the stuff?
..but it mite be a shot in the dark…
Doan try to inject enny hoomer into dis site.
sum sharp commints here….
Sumwon shud taek teh temperature ov dis fred.
Fred: Yu wanna putz teh fermometer WHERE???
Too vaccsing to get teh termometre out.
Kitteh on teh keyboard…
Means kitteh hair in the keys. I kno. I has dis leetle bursh fingie to run through mai keyboard every week. Yew shud see the kitteh hair that gets in der. Tho mai kittehs blame the goggies.
I KNOWS! Last week I extractified outta my laptop a ball of hair teh size of a walnut. Now teh keys make clacky noises again when I type.
U noe itz bin too long between kleenings wen u get enuf fur outta teh keeboard to maek a whole nuther kitteh.
Or so ai haz bin tolded.
sigh, ai gets taht ammount of fur petting teh kittehs! ai lubs tehm deerly, but is hard tew pet kittehs when yer spittin owt flyin fur ebery elebentee sekkuns!
Mah huzbin hugged meh last nite, den luuked at meh & sed “u haz cat hare on u.”
…
My response wuz, “Duh!”
LoL! LOL!! LOL!!! He dint reelee!! Bwhahahahahahahah!!!
Oh! Sumhao that just reelee tikkeld mai funnee bone!
It waz ayl da floof dat did it.
it tikkled teh funnee boan an teh noze an teh toze….
O, wii nose yu kan duit, gammacat! Wan…too…trhee…PET! PET! PET! SNORGLE!
Naow c, wazzent taht nyce? Paneless, tu!
i gotted dat owt ob teh inside ob my compyooter wusne. no wunder teh fan wuz running all teh time.
Kittehs mess wif dere elekontrik medikull rekkord
Ohai, PB2K!!!! Iz gud to see yu!
Adn updayt dis “tootrd” feeld tu “yeff”
We shoor don want dem finkin dey gotsa do DAT!
U kannot tutor kittehs that yung! Vet will kno and be suspicious! Yer secret will be owt!
Um, um, otay – is der a “nawt rekwyrd” opshun in der?
Hit teh “abstin-ants” key and make a pledge nawt to do it.
Dat shud wurk.
Just say “kittehs will take lots of cold showers.”
Bristol kitteh says “do az I meow – nawt as I didz.”
*snerk* But it werked so well fur hur, Romeow.
NAWT
Oh gudee – derz a commints feeld. Ahl juss fill in…
Kitteh ar beriiii welll behaybDD adn edJUminkatd. Nebbr needz tootrnz.
Howzat?
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrfekt!
I sayed “had all our shots” u fool! Not “need moar shots!”
Otay smarteefurz, wich buttun du ai push fur dat? Huh?
*snert* “smarteefurz”, luvvit. *chuckles*
smartyfurrs iz teh win, yes!
ESC ESC ESC!
lolz!!!
Dere iz no ESC
sure there is, it’s gotta be near that dratted “ANY” key.
Cawl Nine-Elebenty and ask dem ware it b.
Dere iz onlee Zuul?
An skedule teh puppeh fer ‘tuterin’ wile ur at itz!
*snerk*
*snerk*
Hao berry appropriate, whyle ai in a class being board bai lerning a vet offis program fur trakking injekshuns n fings. LOL
shudden u beez payin attenshuns tew teh teechur, yung laydee? *luuks stern*
Pffft. Ai figuring owt program fastur tehn hur can teeching it. So ai sneekd in heer tu say ohai, coz ai gots hyoomain sosietee tihs afturnoon an dunno what tiem ai can get bakk onlien, coz gunna stay aftur tu tawk tu tehm bowt Cory-Bear.
Hims OK?
Him’s abowt six weeks owld tuday… an ai canNAWT get him tu eet enny way sept frum bottlol, oar feeding him individooal babycat kibbuls. Him still sneeze free oar four tiems a day, an him still haz teh biiiiiig ishoos wif beings aloan. Nao him mobile, him will wake up an follo Seanya or ai if we leeb him aloan inna room, oar eben aloan wif uvver kittehs inna room. Him teh sweetest-natured, moast fekshunate cuddlee purry kitteh wun cud eber wish foar, but ai haz a wurried abowt pawsibul sykolojical, neurolojical, an/oar fizzical effects frum hims nawt-sekkund free weeks uv life, an a HYOOJ wurried what gunna happin if him adoptid intu hoam taht nawt ryte wun.
*shmoos* tew Cory-Bear an Eva teh Diva an Trick an Loki an Angel an U an Sean! *shmooshmooshmoo*
guud luck wit teh tawk bowt Cory-Bear, ai kno u haz a conflickted bowt him an pleez tew kno taht ur cheezfrendz r heer fer u!
Fanks berry berrry berry berry *paws fur bref* bery berry muchlee. {{{{{bf}}}}} Gnoing ai haz teh frendz whu nawt gunna juss tell me ai being stoopy halps hyoojlee!
{{p-k}} shmoos tew yew all. Cory is luckee tew have yew and sean!
Anom!!!!
an u iz nawt bean stoopy at awl! Affer awl teh cair an luv an wurk u hav given boff tehse bebehs ai wud bee amaized iffen u was NAWT conflikted an wurried bout tehyre fuchures.
Kitten-like typing detected.
k1TtehZ h@z Hadz Sh0tzx aLr3dY. AlL th#y NE3dz n0w iZ ToOn@. ktrHx
S1n3d,
T3h V3t
Iz an offishul mediclol dokumint wunce it in teh puter, yesh yesh yesh.
Iz briljint LCB, jus briljint!!! Ammost fell awf mai chare, ai did.
*installs seetbelt and airbag on FB’s chare*
All set. U has ur helmut and neepads also?
Chek! Roger that LCB, awl sistemz go.
Um, ok, er… that’s a big 10-elebenty, gud buddy.
Nieclee dun, LCB!
elebenty-jilliun burgerz for LCB!!
Hay guise *hugs cheezfrenz*
There is some pre-emptory caek in teh brakeroom. No special occasion, but I sawr someone that reminded me of teh need for it. Is teh blue velvet caek today! You heard.
**hugs LCB** Yu iz teh sykik?
No, I just has a good memry for names.
oh yesh, ai fotso too! must use teh strategery defnesive caek system!!
Yay! {{{{cheezfrendz}}}} *heds tew brakeruum fer pre-emptory caek*
That caek dish is gonna be emptory before u knoes it.
**hurries ovur to git cake befour emptory**
I can haz sum Kyle Maclachlan wif teh kake?
U want that wif or wifout a dollop of whippy cream?
Just a dollop?
A dollop packs a wallop.
And cures ur polyps.
excyoose meh!
plz to not askribe any medicinal properties to teh whippy cream! I has enuf trouble getting teh skwirrls to keep up as it is!
Tehy all has spring fevers!
Ai betcha nawt spring fever, tehy just be nuts.
Leeza. CuteOverload. Go.
teh adoptified skwrrll?
Ohai Maus!
u meen teh skwirrl that wuz adoptified? fanks!
that is teh sweet.
.
now, if we just had GP here so we cud show him that guinea piggehs DO SO eet their vegtabuls!
Ohai Leeza!
Ai saw u on sunday – but you were tu bizzi to say ohai
Hope you enjoyd the gardens as much as I did?!?
Luks laik she reelee did! But hoo wudn’t – such a prittee day – even the SUN wuz shining!!!
ohai Nennepus, sry I’m just now seeing this, it’s too cyoot!!
Yesh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nd teh kilt.
iffin yer getting Kyle, ai wuld lyke David Tennant please…
Check. Whippy cream? Sprinkles? Ketchup?
whippy creem and sprinklols yesh please!
Ai can has Alan Rikman?
Iffen ai can haz Antonio Banderas
an ai can has georges clooney?!?
okthxyum!!!
an ai can has georges clooney?!?
okthxyum!!!
an ai can has georges clooney?!?
okthxyum!!!
wow – three gorgeous clooneys!!!
LOL!!! Hao did yoo doo that????
Mehbee plasticat fixed himz clone masheen.
*sigh* It’s times like these when I rly misses Princess Mu teh mostest.
*sets out fresh trays of male actor types of legal age*
*sets out tray of toppings, including whippy cream, sprinkles, chocolate syrups, ketchup, anchovy paste, carmelized onions and A-Elebenty Sauss*
Awl yur Alan Rikmans blong to me! An Danyul Crayg (speedos opshunal) an Dayvid Tennant an Yuwan MaGregor!
Ai’m nawt shur eggactlee wich wun ai wud want. . . tho – akshullee. . .
. . .with whippy creem???
purrrhaps u shud sampul tehm awl tew see wich wun u lykes bestest!
mmmmm, Antonio wif A-elebenty sauss……
No, no, Ambercat – yoo cannot hog dems awl! Yoo must to shaer!
Ambercat haz AWLWAIZ had dibs awn Canyul Crayg (wif oar wifout teh speedo) – but ai thot Alan Rikman belonged to Sj/Maroonie!
Ai THINK teh odders wud be . . .up fur grabs, so to speek.
plez tew reemember taht awl teh Antonio iz belong tew meh!
Ohai ebrywun! Ai can has Mark Harmon…aifinkso ai gotted nawt sekond dibs onem???
Ai is juss keepin Alan warm fur SJ – yu kno she canute plai heer much, Ai wud hayt her to miss owt!
Heer??? Nao?? Shud ai go luk??
But – caek in teh brake room – sounds GUD!
Just a sighting, but based on history, enuff of a thret, going by past performance, to call for teh warning. I’ve noticed that posts are a little delayed today so teh cheezes that be is on it I think.
But yeah, has some caek. We gots whippy cream, sprinkles, ketchup and anchovy paste to go with. Ur choice.
ohai lcb is dis U in Ur lolkittenburglar dayz?
an who is deh partnur in crime?
Hmph! I never falsificated mediclol records. As far as u knoes.
And that is not my partner in crime. That is my bruvver, paulcatburglar.
Blue velvet caek? Wut mite this taest liek? Duz it haz creem cheez icing? Creem cheez icing – WANT.
*eyes blue velvet caek wif a suspishun*
*decides to nom caek ennyway*
Mmm. Taests bloo — an velvety.
Gotta go, guis. Bakk in, aidunno, 4 oar 5 owrs? Schmoos, an fanks fur lissening tu me wurree. {{{{{{cheezfrendz}}}}}}
I hope this is a Splort Clinic
‘Cause I’m gonna need one.
~Splort~
Oh, nose!
Ahhh oooo gah! Ahhhh ooo gah!
*CCC comes careening around teh cornur, squeals to stawp next to D.R.
*Sweepie sweepie up all the luvly bwainz (luks around to maek sure no living dead nearbei)
*rinse, rinse bwainz in the room-temperchur San Pellegrino waters
*pack, pack back into the branium cabitee
*replace hed bonz and tape tape tape on wiv ducky taype (pretty pastel shades in honurr uv spring time
*SNAP on a new CHRG/wdoi (drawings of twolipz)s
*nao, whairs teh fluffly blankee? O dair it iz! Wraps DR. up warmfhly
*Neatly tips D.R. over onto the lownj chair in th recubbery room, places sordid biscuits and a pot of tea and a flask of bourbon – I meen: brown aspirin- on tablol at D.R.’s elbow
*Sits down, pours self a shot of aspirin.
Whew!
GUD job, Q!!! Well dun, ai say!
We reelee hav to keep an eye – oar moar ov them, awn ar D.R heer.
Thank u so much, Q. U saivd mah lyfe.
two fuzzy wuzzy bebbeh kittehs
I ar dead frum deh cute
Ar yoo reelee ded??? Oar only MOASTLY ded????
I r dead, only a ghost now
Oh no!!! Luk! yoo haz bin rekewd! Phat Cat did it. But yoo mite hav sum ov D.R.’s braynes nao.
Ai wuz WUNDERING wai ai cudn’t see throo yoo.
It’s okay, I shares
Long as u not a zombee
For anyone who truly cares about there cat, there is a lot of information in existence that indicates we should all reevaluate vaccinations/shots as a form of cat health. Also, Cheezburgers could help prevent cats from turning into mini-americans, ironically, because it is real meat. [this being compared to soys and grains in their diet.] i.e. cat digestive systems are build for raw meat/things they kill.
Uh…. ?
Oh no, Dr. and TK is down. Good fing yew is in a medikal estabdis, establus, um playce.
Here we scoop up all da braynes and way dem onna scale.
Wow dem is A LOT ob braynes.
Rinse wif da nyce sailing soluuushun.
Put bak in brayne cabbidy.
Wrap wif da orange and pink medicul dukt taype.
Nao hab dees soft blankees and hawt chonklint an da treets from da jar onna desk.
Thank u, Phat Cat. Whew.
so kyute!
tehy shure r, ai lurve teh lil stripey railtail!
-hospital double splort-
meh, the wez made it kinda hard to read at first, but it was pretty good.
O noze Ryu! Awlla lone an splorted at teh bottum uv teh thred!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
One wud tink type in tempursur wud be mor pressing konsern…
Kittin awn teh keys: