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It kepp singin
and orff kee, too! Had to put a stawp to it, reely.
Teh werstest tihng was wen it taunted him teh secund taim.
concatfishlashuns, annipuss! and carosue, too …wood you like to go to da ty booteek and pikkup sumfing? mebbee one 0 deez singin fishees wood be a pro poe?
Ennifing eggsept wun uv doez!
*quicklee triez to cloze giftee bag adn hied behidn bak*
*bag russels adn mooves adn music wafts out 0 bag…*
’twas a bright adn sunny morning when…
2. mary0spockn arrived at ICHC wif a huge bag in hur hand, awl tyed up wif prettee ribbons. Awl ov a sudden, she saw. . .
Conga rats shoe laces, annipuss and carosue! Wot a wunnerful tie u has maid! Off u goes to teh ty bootique. Ai has heard dere is sum gnu stuff in – bracelets and necklaces wif shiny fings and and pearls.
Thx Upfi!
Is tasty! Really
Altho nawt nutrishus. Gud mornin annipuss!
Gud affernoon Carosue!
I kno wut yew meen abowt the singing fishies. We has two already. The Christmas wun–I am so glad to pac away ebery yeer! The other wun I has…hidden. Don’t tell teh boi!
Surprizin teh fings dat get lawst, izn’t it!
nawt nutrishus be rait – too many preserbatibs ina taht fishee
Silence fishy! Ai keeeel u!! O…wate….
Ohai BFforesebenfree! *purrrrrrrr*
LOL!
Ohai Kafleen!
hi dere!
oops!
*snorglols**purrrrr*
Give me back dat fillet o fish,
give
meh
dat
fish!
add the w w w:
youtube.com/watch?v=6bJOIqVAD-s
Ahhhh…teh eerworm.
Ai haz it !!!
** hedbats lolnascar **
Ai didnut do aniifing… onist! Et… uhm… jus hazza spawt on et dat ai wannid tu remove… yeah… dat’s et! Ahem… cud u hands mii teh polish, pleez?
Here you go – Acme Fish Polish. Teh finest tehre iz
I luv dat der are sooo many scritches near da fishy.
ya, dats the funniest part, lolz
An luk at teh switch plate. If it is at a normul hite, that kitteh is a fine jumper!
I noticed that, too. That persistent little kitty.
All over teh wall, too!
Now he’s all “WTH? Dere’s sumfin fisheh bowt dis fishy”
Duz not look too pleezed wiff his catch.
Billy Bass
Ain’t got class
So jump onna wall
And Kickis —
42!!!
42?
GMTA {{{{AfriCat}}}}
Mt McKinley?
ouch! me toe! * rassle-frassle mtn. made of granitz*…hops off holdin foot…
beyewtiful stripey kitteh wuz jus trine tew hep u bye straitenin teh fishy plaque, it wuz awl crookedy. Ur welkom.
Ohio BF!
I like dis grillt wif a l’il bit ov lemin joos, plzkthx?
kitteh disapproves of Ur tayste in knicknackz
First I takes down deh fishee
den U will repaint deh walls
I noze a kitteh markd lyke dhat wun, but itz purrson nawt haz teh fuglee waulpaypurr awr teh takkee fayk fishyawn trofee!
Thoz ar rellee byootiful markings. Waht iz teh kittehs nayme?
But teh waulpaypurr reelee duz fawl into teh HAILEE kweschunabul cat-a-gorey! But teh fisch! Iznt it wun ov teh wuns taht sings??
Hee sayed mye Mudder wuzza flowndur an mye Fadder smelled uff barniculz! Eye had tu stoppit b 4 it tauntd mee a secund tyme!!
* snerk *
Mai faddur wuz teh keeper of teh Eddystone Lite
Married a murrmade wun fine nite
Frum dis union tehre came free
A porpoise and a porgee and teh otter wuz miii
Yo ho ho!
Teh wind blows free
Oh for teh lief uv the rolling seeee…..
Ohai Q! Wai yu nebber finished teh dans ob teh seben veils, huh?
All fore teh best, AfriCat! All fore teh best.
*Rummidjes around in knapsack, luuking fore teh veils… Mmmm. Nope, that teh belli-danser costoom. Wait, here’s mai Vestal Virgin costoom. Wair are tohse razza frazzing veils?
Rite. Yuv had yur fun. Naow, GIT MII DAOWN FRUM HEER!!!
Jus jump down. Kittehs awais land on deir footsees, rite?
Don bee teknikalol! HEP MII!!!
*runsawtobruumwifakwikniss*
*goes tu gahraje & rumajis arownd*
*fyns laddur*
*runsbakwifakwikniss*
*sets up laddur adn mobes et kloas tu teh wall*
*kleyems up adn halps AC down*
Deir! Sit in dis cumfy chare & ai’ll go maik u a nys hawt-choklit!
*brings a beeg mug ob hawt-choklit & hans et tu AfriCat*
*Wraps a beeg floofy blankit rownd himz*
U maibee want sum cookees, muffins, oar sweet daintees wif teh drink, oar r u moar a “souttert” kinda guy?
Mmmm… souttert! …mmmmmm! NOM! Yesh plz! an thx fur teh reskew!
souttert??
Hmm, lemme see, itz kinda laik a quiche, aifinkso. Direct translation wud bee “salt tart” (savoury tart). Itz berry nommee bai teh way.
But – iz itz nayme reelee “souttert?”
In Afrikaans, yes.
souttert?????
sow dirt? LOL!! Prollee nawt!!
souttert?????
sow dirt? LOL!! Prollee nawt!!
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WP!!!!! It hazz it in fur mee today!
Hai Janet!
Ohai 4.5kittehs! Sawree. Ai cud nawt fink ob teh english wurd fur et, but laik AC said, et iz kinda laik a quiche, jus mush mush mush moar nommilishus! Spashully wen et iz fresh awt ob teh ovin… mmmm
*smaks lips in ‘prisihashun*
ohai FluffyB! Ai can has? Iz lunchtyme heer!
*smaks lips tew*
Ob kors! Ebrywun can haz!
*takes freshly baked… savoury treat awt ob teh ovin*
*plasis et awn a heat-treeted tablol & takes awt playts*
CUM ADN GET ET!!!
Yay! Fwesh-baked souttert fur lunch! Nommee!
Some pictures are just hilarious even without captions!
If yd put dis platter wher it belongs, on teh floor, I wudnt haf to go to such trubbul to get it.
Yah,that’s quite a jump…cheeky fish! I guess the wallpaper was too loud as well…shredding it was the only solution. Well done!
Ai’m gunna eet yu littlol fishee, ai’m gunna eet yu littlol fishee…
Littlol fishee? Ahem… PK, nawt tu b ruud, but haz u had ur iis tested l8lee?
Well, nawt-so-littlol fishee… be littlol wunce ai dun eeting it.
*snerk*
‘Cat’ frum Red Dwarf ref (mai fav karekter) FTW!!!!
Cuz I likes litlol fish!
Owwww, ow, ow my tooof. I fink I borked my tooof!
*againe, the image of scantily-clad valkeries*
“cause he likes eatin’ fish”
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*sigh*….I need help.
Naw. I keeps finkin ob da mermaids dat da kat ordered up…
Tock tu teh scale.
Holy CARP! Get meh daown NAO!
next fing u knowz da fishy iz gunna falz or itz gunna tauntz hims sum morez