Monorail Cat test-deploys new

Monorail Cat test-deploys new 360 crashbag safety system.
dis wud haz bin halpful wif dat pileup.
picture: Andrea Patti. lol caption: David%20Giuffre
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Monorail Cat test-deploys new 360 crashbag safety system.
dis wud haz bin halpful wif dat pileup.
picture: Andrea Patti. lol caption: David%20Giuffre
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Watch owt!
Is dat a slipper? Or a funny bed? Maybe it IS a safety system….
Hmmm, gud qwestun.
Iz akshewally teh Star Trek Transporter Pad day basement cat uses to get into rooms wib closed doors.
Win!!
is kitteh bed ai hab seen at mai lowcal drug / ebbereeefing elss store.
It’s a funny bed. My cats has it, and two in other colors. Makes me laff to see them sleeping on cat shaped cats.
Metacat!
it’s a bed. I actually bought it for my orange cat, who looks just like it. but this cat, Parker, chased the orange one out and took it for his own.
Conga-rats carosue awn ur tawp spot!
Wut drinkees an danses wud u lyk?
Huuummm. Wut wud y’rekomend?
Wail, margajareetas iz awlayz gud.
Wii cud danse to teh “Caturday Nite” by teh Bay City Rollers.
Noe, pweez nawt da Bay Sitee Wrollrz, was mi kollig rummatez faborite groop. Herz waz Scotish.
Wat abowt syde-curtin ayrbagz?
**kikks self**
Dat wuz teh stoopy!
I wunder whut those wud look like?
for sum reezun, long floppy goggie ears came to mai mind….nawt stoopy, just incredibly silli lukin.
Ai iz sitted, ai finalee unnerstanz da smilee fing.
Yay!
Gud fur u!
U is nao teh kool
Win, AP!!
Otay AP, juss doen rub eet in dat youse iz smarter. Iz badd nuff U iz quter.
Smarter? Rub it in? Perish teh fawt!
Ahm juss happytayl u got it figgurd owt, adn hoep my linkee adn suggeschuns wer halpful! Yay fur u!
Berri berri mush. Ai had da “graf” ob da smilee fingeez frum da cryer, butt (snerk) didn’t unnerstand da strukshunz. Ai iz berri bisual an doen unnerstand da ritted structshuns sew gud. Ai needz picshurez and grafz.
An ai waz jokin about rubbin it in, ai alwaez preshiate when peepz tak da tyme tu splain tu mii, sinse it taekz mi xtra tymes caus ob da word fing.
BoM, iz u disklexics…dey iz als ober in mai famly! Dey berry berry smart butt(snerk) dis ken twip u
up. (ai dont hab it…ai prawbly nawt az smart, nebber) I dew bee berry berry visual…member coolers fur eber n’ stuffs. =O!O=
OM, ai ansered yoor kweschuns awn teh prevyus fred, juss in cayse yoo wanna luk.
misheelin kitteh?
I be feline lyk dat latelee.
Gotta start eetin helthyur an get rid of dis extry wate.
When ai nawt sekkond reeded ur comminnt, it sayd “get rid ob extry waste. An ai thinked yepperz ai definatelee gotz da extry waist tu getz rid ob.
Goin tu luk for hoola hoopee, waz gud when ai waz da kidlet. Gibbed mi curbes atta waiste.
mebbe we stawrt up a grup ichc wawkin club?
Onlee iffn wii kan find da playce tu wawk wif da Yfy.
Yfy??
U noe, da fingee da letz U innerweb wifout da cordz. Maebe shud be Yfi??
Iz hard tu walk howldin da puter. Iz lap top nawt hand held.
Ai figured wii cud get da support fings lik dey use tu caree da pi-annie wif. Den ebrione cud walk carreeing da lappi top.
Gotta goe now, Ace of Caeks season finalle is on an dey has puppetz.
bye! Enjoyz!
Ayrbagz deployed!!
Non-hovercat waytz fur hovercraft tu start huverin.
gravity ensues.
Naptym followz.
Hovercraft iz borked, sry.
In teh unliekli ebent of a wadder landin, teh life rafft will ottermaticly inflaet.
kitteh bottum mai bee uzed as a flowtayshun devys
Wud nawt rekommend, tho!
lol!!!1!
Nawt thinkin lyfe raft an pointy endz will mix well tugether.
Ohai, 3km!
I sended yoo teh emayo.
Oh Yay! I haz nawt checked, I will do that in few.
Airbagz deployed fur yur safety. Kitteh pleez keep awl pointy endz undeployed.
Pointy endz an airbagz nawt mix berry gud.
Hmmm. It CUD mayk for a reeky gud rockit ship. Adn selecting where to deploy poyntee ends wud control direkshun ob rockit.
Frenz, I finkso I gonna go tayk a showur, cuz I feline funkee.
BBL.
Bai fer nao RHSB!
Ohai, I’m bak!
Showur wuz nyse. Feeled gud to get kleen.
I almoast fawled down! I putted my fut inna tub an it slipped! Fank CC I cawted myself befoar I wented down.
ohai rhsb I’z bak 2
I maded turkey burgers fur dinner
Red…don haf deh rubbery disks? O deh matty slips? Mine does dat…ai finks als bafrums needs graby barrs, yep! Fanks, CC 4 halpin’ Red
=^1^=
Indeed! Doan wanna see red get hurseff awl blackanbloo!
dis maeks purplz! sea ai gud wif coolers
I borked 2 uf mine ribz slippen in da tub, wii awl haz da super karful now.
My noo bafftub has teh grippees builded in, so wunse I get to yoose it, I be fien.
I nawt wanna fawl an bork ennyfin, speshulee wen I’m nekkid!
Dat wud be way too embarissin.
Trust mii it wuz, atleast hubbicat wuz home an nawt haz tu have mine boi help mii owt uf tub.
Well, NOBODEE wants to see DIS bodee uncuvvered. Hek, iz mien an even I donut wanna luuk at it!
Yur preechin tu da choir heer girl! Sumtimez wen I git owt uf da shower I want tu cry. WTF happened?
I kno wat happenid to me.
Teh last 2 yeers of my lyf espeshulee, my bodee an helf wuz nawt pryoritee. I wuz unner alot of stress an my bodee has payed teh pryse.
Now dat teh wurst part iz ober, iz lyk I’m wakin up foar teh nawt-sekkund tyem an luukin at myself, finkin “wtf has I dun?”
Iz yu still heer? Mine fambli finalli went tu bed! YAY!
ditto to dat! =O!O=
Qwiet tyme bii da bestest tyme!!!
sry 3km, mii wz sayn ai noddin’ at rhsb & dah mirror situashun..afer birfing lil uns, add deh gon’ up yrs of kaire…ai sais “Who iz dis Earf Womin ‘n wah she in mae hous?!
Oooh I noez dat feelin! Childrenz make yur body du nawt funni thingz.
itt werkz! adn iz kwite kyoot…..
Attenshun awl kittehs. Plz, to keep awl 4 paws inside teh hovercraft at awl tiems during teh ride. Plz, to wear teh helmet adn gogglez provided yu, unner yur seat. Plz, wait till hovercraft haz comed to a complete adn final stop before exiting to yur nawt left. Have a great day at Kittehworld.
Kthxbai.
Wheeee!!!!!!!
Hovercraft Kitteh
Is takin part in a seekret govmint project
Engaje teh cloaking device.
Butt den, wii nawt can fyer anne towrpedowz!
No problems, we can firez teh torpeedows, wif a cloaking device akti…actavat….on, but we hafta lower teh shieldz. OMG!
BRB,
Ai can has a bad feeling abowt this kitteh. Luks liek saef, relyabl servis..to teh basement…
Mawn~O~Rayll Kitteh
Ayr Bag wurkz lyke Champz. Awllso
grayt playss 4 a Napz
Mawn~O~Rayll Kitteh
habz deep daown Floof datz Hewminz
lubz 2 stroak awlllz nyte
Nawn~O~Rayll Kitteh
approobz ubz noo Ayr Bag. Mayz
keepz itz foarebburr!
Jack.
tulytuly lavrly, Jack!
*clappy-cappity-clap-clap* U ben on Broodway?
=^!^=
Kitteh meets all the latest federal safety standards.
OOh luk Iz Sundai awn da East Coast..Happi Mothers Dai tu ebberi Mom!!!!
O Carp!! ai nawt haz annefink azza gifft yett!
*goez awff tew faiend sumpink tew duu wiffa kwikkness*
Rite her a letter uf preshiation fur awl her duz fur yu! Or make breakfast an do da dishes wuld bii nyce.
Hmmm….Drat….tu badd ai awlreddee kleenneded teh hoel haows yesturdai….
{{DK}} That is a wonderful an thoutful gift! Yu Rock!!
DK iz teh schmart kitteh…we mamas luv any leetl
somting frm oar yunguns harts on Moms Daes!
yas, aifinkso! Fanks, CC, 4 als deh gud moms ebeyware. =^1^=
(bye’n'nitey-nite, ai bee aroond ‘gin)
Catship Prototype
NE1 else remindeded of Katbus from My Neighbor Totoro?