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Da Fast and Da Furryest

u betteh git awt of mah wai wen i iz on teh road!

picture: Miss Huffy. lol caption: susanhitch

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Saturday, May 9th, 2009 at 9:00 pm.

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  1. annipuss says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:01 am

    Vroom vroom

    Reply
  2. Kittykaatje says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:01 am

    picking up chikz

    Reply
  3. two_kittehs says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:02 am

    how does U lyke mah set o wheels?

    Reply
  4. Q. says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Little Nash Rambler look-alike!
    (My age, let me show it)

    Reply
    • catslave says:
      May 10, 2009 at 9:33 am

      Beep beep beep beep
      His horn went beep beep beep
      While riding in my Cadillac
      What to my surprise
      A little Nash Rambler was following me
      About one third my size
      The guy musta wanted to pass me up
      As he kept on tooting his horn
      I’ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
      Beep beep beep beep
      His horn went beep beep beep

      I pushed my foot down to the floor
      To give the guy the shake
      But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
      He still had on his brake
      He musta thought his car had more guts
      As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
      I’ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
      Beep beep beep beep
      His horn went beep beep beep

      My car went into passing gear
      And we took off with gust (whoosh)
      Soon we were going ninety
      Musta left him in the dust
      When I peeked in the mirror of my car
      I couldn’t believe my eyes
      The little Nash Rambler was right behind
      You’d think that guy could fly
      Beep beep beep beep
      His horn went beep beep beep

      Now we were doing a hundred and ten
      This certainly was a race
      For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
      Would be a big disgrace
      The guy musta wanted to pass me up
      As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
      I’ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
      Beep beep beep beep
      His horn went beep beep beep

      Now we’re going a hundred twenty
      As fast as I can go
      The Rambler pulled along side of me
      As if we were going slow
      The fella rolled down his window
      And yelled for me to hear
      “Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?”

      Reply
  5. Q. says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:08 am

    *Leaps intu teh air, dans, dans, dansing in honor of Annipus and Kittykaatje’s tie for furvest frum last.
    *Pulls bottlol of single-malt scotch and bowl of schwimps out from knapsack, puts on tablol with crystal glasses, bowl of ice, bowl of cocktail sauce and plate of lemons.
    Nom, nom, sip, sip.

    Reply
  6. urre says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:12 am

    I wanna roll with the gangsters
    But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    Really really white and nerdy

    Reply
  7. burfday fairy says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:17 am

    heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, and lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! inklooding Charziparzi, T.Haugen, Dawgzdr00Lkittehsr00L, T.Haugen, an gt179d!! holy wakamoley, todays a popyoolar day to get bornded on!! an also a HAPPEE MUVVERS DAY to all teh mommas, granmommas, fyootur mommas, foster mommas, aminlol mommas, an, well, ALL teh wimmins hoo do speshul fings for teh peeples an aminlols tehy luv. Q bringed a tasty brunch erlyer, an hugh g. manatee had tiaras!! so i haz bringed teh dezzerts: tasty fudgy caek, lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze, orinje caek wif kreemcheese glaze, red velvit caek, an buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh froot an wippykreem! also sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an teh tradishunal sunday trol-hed krokay game!! (not wif reel trol-heds, sorry, iz just wooden balls paynted liek trol heds) also goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, sparkly hair clips an brite-colur fevver boas to go wif teh tiars; or, if yor style iz diffrent (guys mite prefer dis) fancy blak bowtiys an super-cool sekrit ajint sunglasses; kandee, an inflatable neon-colur gitars so yoo kan being a Big Rok Star!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday an muvvers day wishes come troo!
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****

    Reply
  8. nativeca66 says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:22 am

             .'    `".
            / |       \
           |   \__.-, (_,
            \ /`   9 `\ /
      ,_     )| 9 .   |`
       \'.  '.\  ,_/  /
       _\ \.--.'.___.' `'.
    .-' _`  a  \.--, .'   |
    `""` \ a K  ; ,-'\ _.;_
          '.__,. (__.'`-._ )
           (_/\ '-.     /_
               ;-._)-._/ _)
              /        `` \
              '-._______.-'
                 |_ |_ |
                 |  |  |
                 |__;__/
              .-"'-'|--\
             '.___,_|"""|
            jgs      \__/
    |\ /|
    | Y | is for the million things she gave me,
     ___
    /   \
    \___/ means only that she is growing old,
    _____
      |
      |   is for the tears she shed to save me,

    |___|
    |   | is for her heart of purest gold;
     ___
    |__  
    |___  is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
     ___
    |___)
    |   \ means right, and right she'll always be,

    Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER",
    A word that means the world to me.
                                 -Howard Johnson

    Reply
  9. fuzz says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:31 am

    dey zee meh rollin’…

    Reply
  10. hissy says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Dat is the furriest liddel wun Ai’ve ceen n a wile.

    Reply
  11. Romeow says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Fists of furry.

    Reply
  12. Romeow says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Fists of furry.

    Reply
  13. PootyTat says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Is dis a pink cat-ilac?!? 8O :D

    Reply
  14. Romeow says:
    May 10, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Liddlol Deuce Cute…

    Reply
  15. Romeow says:
    May 10, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Liddlol Red Cat-vet… :shock:

    Reply
  16. Noah Lieske says:
    May 10, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Drive safe! Noah Lieske

    Reply
  17. 3kittymomma says:
    May 10, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Fastest, furriest, an kyootest!!

    Reply
  18. Jack Deth says:
    May 10, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Bebbeh Toartee habz
    t3h weelz, t3h luuk andz t3h Floof
    2 maykz Hewminz ‘Sploart!”z

    Bebbeh Toartee juss
    gawtz himz soot frumz t3h cleenurrz.
    Fitz himz lyke a glubz!

    Bebbeh Toartee canz
    habz Tukkseedo wiff Floofee
    Snowee wyte asskawt? :-)

    Jack.

    Reply
  19. Bays Holdren says:
    May 10, 2009 at 9:17 am

    Cutest kitten ever!!! I so want to cover that kitten with kisses!

    Reply
  20. D.R. says:
    May 10, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Act now, dealers offer anti-splort protection in their warranties

    ~Splort~

    Reply
    • EbilTwilightPrincess says:
      May 10, 2009 at 9:58 am

      Ohnoes! D.R. iz daon!
      *Scrapee scrapee teh bwainz inna neet pile*
      *Rincee rincee themz in candy cented watter*
      *Packee packee temz in D.R.’s head*
      *Appliez dukky tayp*
      Dere, yoo bee al better nao!

      Reply
    • BOM_MOMME says:
      May 10, 2009 at 10:01 am

      Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, D.R. . 

      *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC*
WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
      
*sweepa sweepa sweepa D.R. braynes into a neet pile*
      
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
      *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
      
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
      
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*

      *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*

      *tukka tukka tukka D.R. in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
      
*givs D.R. a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
      
*stands bak to luuk at werk*
…
Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.

      U moe D.R., u bean splortin alot lately, maebe iz tyme tu see Jordan an be fitted wif da nawt old Chrg(wdoi). *Aifinkso*

      Reply
    • D.R. says:
      May 10, 2009 at 11:28 am

      Thank u for the reskews, ETP and Bom Momme

      Fluffy babeh kitteh and fluffy car, sigh…. :)

      Reply
  21. Lamont Cranston says:
    May 10, 2009 at 10:00 am

    They see me purrin’
    They hatin’

    Reply
  22. legallybrunette says:
    May 10, 2009 at 10:14 am

    wooooo hot rod!!! this is such a freaking cute cat :)

    Reply
  23. EbilTwilightPrincess says:
    May 10, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Littlol calico furball…..oh noes…*SPLORT*

    Reply
    • bluesfan473 says:
      May 10, 2009 at 10:33 am

      Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!

      Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
      Rinse rinse wif sparklee mowntin spring wadder
      Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
      Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
      Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
      Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
      Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
      Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
      Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
      Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?

      Reply
  24. bluesfan473 says:
    May 10, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Kitteh cahnt drive 55

    Reply
  25. rhsb says:
    May 10, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Floofy Caliko! Want!

    SSPPLLLOORRRTT!!!!

    Oh noes, nawt agin.

    Reply
    • BOM_MOMME says:
      May 10, 2009 at 10:56 am

      Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, rhsb. 

      *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC*
WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
      
*sweepa sweepa sweepa rhsb braynes into a neet pile*
      
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
      *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
      
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
      
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*

      *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*

      *tukka tukka tukka rhsb in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
      
*givs rhsb a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
      
*stands bak to luuk at werk*
…
Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.

      Reply
  26. 3kittymomma says:
    May 10, 2009 at 11:13 am

    *Comes in, an flops down exhausted*
    I thot Momma’s Dai, wuz fur mommas tu rest.

    Reply
  27. bluesfan473 says:
    May 10, 2009 at 11:19 am

    kitteh luuks sew seerius, reely concintratin awn teh rode

    Reply
  28. jk2kitteh says:
    May 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    owr noo rayc kar! wheee!!!

    Reply
  29. Bex says:
    May 10, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    omgomgomg rilly? no one has commented yet that this looks just liek gizmo from teh movie Gremlins??? (click link above)

    Reply
  30. rodney dill says:
    May 11, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Its hard to look tough in a Pink Cadillac

    Reply
  31. eubie says:
    May 11, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Kitteh frownin. Gotza rode raij?

    Reply
  32. Ryu says:
    May 11, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    oh jeeze… -third splort of the day-

    Reply
  33. Evan says:
    May 11, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    ZOMG!

    1) nevur feeds aftur minight
    2) NO GETS WETS!
    3) No likes brite lites!

    Reply
  34. Bastardcats Mum says:
    May 13, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Is that a ’63 Catillac?

    Reply
  35. Pinkrosie909 says:
    June 1, 2009 at 10:24 am

    AWWWWWW the kitteh lovz pinkz!

    Reply
  36. darian says:
    October 6, 2009 at 6:58 am

    bahaa this is too cutee i want it so bad teehee i lovee it

    mwahaahaahaahaahaaahaa

    i am an evil chipm,unk

    Reply
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