I noze a apple a day keep da vet away but how? do i trow it at her?
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Dat’s an eye deer…
….teh rong eye deer
deh deer iz gibbin teh kitteh teh ebil eye?
Teh deer wud eet teh applol
an den spitz it at da vet…???
frootfull kitteh iz maekin shur doc stais awai
I wud rathur has gushifuds.
*SMOOSH*
Der. Applolsaws. Berri gushee. Njoy.
sinnuhmuns? sprinklees?
*Taykz sum sinnimminnee, mixee up wiff sum shoogar*
*Sprinklol-sprinklol teh sinnimminnee shoogarz awn teh applolsmoosh*
Howzzat?
Yumz!
Feed it tu her, mebbe, tu keep her bizzee?
Whyle ai makes mai ekscape?
Oh, don wurree, ahm nawt ekskaypin – juss chekkin owt dis otter ruum…
becuz I lub da otterz an I jest sayin ohai ta dem
Pyl dem up soz dey canna fynd me?
Applols can be berri fort-ifying, yeff?
Use it tu bribe horsee tu kikk her?
Yeh – oar goatz tu butt hur in teh butt!
Hee hee!
Iz abowt tiem fur owr Kafleen tu be heer tu hoof da v e t awai fur kitteh.
Ha, ha. Vry funny, kitteh. U knoes u throw like a, well, like a kitteh.
OW! Kitteh throwed teh applol at my hed!
Soooo… it did nawt hit yu ennywhair lyklee tu du damij?
*runsawaywifakwikniss*
HAY! U come back here rite now.
I need u to splain whut u just sed.
*whispurrs* nawt tew werries, LCB. Nufink important tew ‘splain.
.
Otter dan da hedake, hao yew iz?
U sure? Ok. I bleev u. How I is? I is teh ok, thx. Eggsept for this hedache. kthxandapploljuiceinmyeye
apploljuiceinmyeye???
ow
Ohai jk2kitteh! Hao yoo be?
nawt tew bad, stil gotz diz stoopy cowld an coff.. moastly teh coff iz teh pleh. haow bowt u?
Ai bee gud.
I see a liddlol pinkee tong!
Looks like kitteh is given applol teh raspberry.
Hmmm … du ai likk it? Taystz lyk … lyk … no tayst whatsoebber.
does appols likee raspberries? nice kitteh ta gib da appol a raspberry
Dis applol has a pleh
pritteh kitteh
sitten in a sun beem
sticken owt da tung and
watchen whirld goes bai
(an finkin applols beh the silli
tew keep DrTinyVetCat awai)
maebee Dr. Tinyvetcat nawt lik em kneefferz!
Hmmm….dat iz a gud eyedeeya, aifinkso…
*snerk*
Wade, wade! Ai gots a gud eydeea…dis kitteh jus needs lass nite’s CATAPULT!!!!
yep, dats it….prawblm sol… sulbd….fix! =^1^=
hmmm…..aktchulolee, fur teh kittehpult, yoo shudd yooze a pummpkin….wudden’t dat bii betturr?
Oar deh waddermelon…yesssh….aifinkso!
“Takkie DAT yu ol vetinairrmein” Wats yu tink, DK?
Ai tri dis, mebbeh if wurk?
Ohai?
Hi der!
yew make asplosion n rowl in it, it wownt tooch yoo den
applolsploshun gonna bee messee!
**Red duz happee dans**
I can has howse to myself foar a few howers!
Let teh partee start!
Yesh yesh! Beeeg party!
OOf-Kay!! *scampers ‘ron gittin’ deh appeteazers, icys, asordid mixies ‘n’ flamible potents* Wat ai furgits? Noize makers, steamers an’ loud muzak!
Dere…anfink else?
YNGs! gotz tew hab lotsa dem!
A woman aftur my own hart.
purrsonlolee, ai’d rathurr teh ‘gurl’ bershun ob dat den teh ‘guy’ part….
Yesh, wii can has dose too, foar owr unner-18 groop.
halp..whuts YNGs? ai meybee out ‘dem, dunno!
=^!^=
YNG=Yung Nekkid Guies (oar Gurls, dependin awn ur prefrins).
Dey libs inna Nawty Barn.
I has my own “purrsonal” YNG, who Nightshayde gibbed to me foar Bocksing Day. Himz nayme is Lucky an him luuks lyk Roger Daltrey wen him wuz in “Tommy”.
NEKKID! oooh deer…
YCGs are better, Ifinksew.
bedder fine mai harts meds, quicky
Cweenfetti!
Foar sum reezun, I got dis song in my hed: Let’s Get It Started
**Red duz hur best booty-shakin dans**
*dansdansdans*
Ware’d NC go? I wanna dans wif him.
*tap-tap onna showlder*
May ai has dis dans-dans-dans?
Ohai, AP!
Shur, let’s boogie!
*AP getz daon adn funkee wiff teh boogee-woogee dans*
*dans-dans-boogeewoogeedingdong-dans-dans*
*dus pirrowettes akross teh floor*
Go AP! Go AP!
Shake wat ur mahmma gibbed yoo!
*Wachez teh pirrowettz go bai*
*Getz crazee adn duz a bakflip*
*Furgetz he duzznt kno hao tu du a bakflip – is reely a bakflop*
*owch* Ai mented tu du dat!
*Getz up adn startz tu boogee agin*
*Akshullee moar lyk a shufflol-twich, shufflol-twich*
heheehheeeehhheeehee….OM cud tak lesons fom yu tew, Red’n'AP! Yu gotts de spirit in U!!!
Getz doen, getz funkee, getz up agin.
Yay, BOM!
Shayk ur groove thang, fren!
Mii 2!! Hubbcat’n'dawter off git’in mai muthers dai card & chocklit(!!) Let’us kits par-taay! {{rhsb}}
Ohai der OM, Nyce tu meet u.
Putz out floofy paw of howdee.
Ai tryed to frend U, butt (snerk) U doen exist.
:frown:
Oh, bom, is u talking to ur imaginary frenz again?
Ai still kant maek da faecs werk.
Wanna kno how to cheet awn teh fayses?
Ifn u wanna kno how sumwun did a fayse, put ur arrow ober it an it’ll show u teh code.
Myn duzznt du dat aneemoar! Mebbe kuz ai upgrayded innernet exploader tu berzhun ayt?
U can copyandpaste also into notepad or even rite into teh message.
Ai doen fink dat werks awn mi stoopi puter cauz is Mac an Safari. Does latz ob stuff diffrunt. Ai doen mememember who, butt (snerk) sumone else uzez da Safari; annione noez who?
Pweez.
Klik heer fur teh cweenz payj on teh smileez.
It showz whut text tu yooz fur eech ob teh smileez.
u can yooz : ) (cloz up teh space)
Fur egzampul, fur
Doen gotz da maginayree frenz. Juss ask Harbey.
Alsew, iffn u clikk on OtherMother U juss disapearz.
Wait, whut? U wants me to disamapears? Say it isn’t so! I thought u guise likeded me. *sniffles*
We dus! {{{LCB}}}
Oh LCB doen U noe U haz alreedy stolded mi hart, or unnerwares; ai nawt shur which.
*checks dollarsine bag*
Nope. Nothing going lub-dub lub-dub in there. Must be ur unnerwares. I hope.
{{lolcatburglar}} Ai liiks yu an ais nawt imajinairy…ai’s jus a newbie don’ no how tings worky… sry {{Bom_Momme}}
{{{{LCB, B_M, OM}}}}
Ai dont unnerstans de FB rely gud yet. Ai will tri 2 mak a linky fur yu…an *extending rt paw n’ bowin’ a tiny bit*….sew berry glad to bee ameetin yew!
=^1^=
OM – teh prollim iz dat teh linkee u has tu mayk ur naym bloo is just the http stuff plus “lolcats”, wich duzznt wurk. Chek whut u is puttin in teh “website” feeld wen u maykz a commint – most peeps yooz teh ICHC profyl linkee (lyk myn, fur eggzampul).
‘k, did dat, iz beddah nao?
Ai uzually kin clik tu mi profile an den delete “BOM_MOMME” an put in da ovver nam, lik “OtherMother” an it taeks mii tu der profile, butt (snerk) doent werk wif OtnerMother.
Witch iz whi ai cant frend OtherMother an how ai maed LCB sadd wifout meenin tu.
ai mays need abit 2 ponder dis all…butt(snerk) ai dew tanks yew berry much. Dis all halps mii.
Cheezpeeps oar deh bestest…ooo gotta go cooky ma famlypeeps der noms….bak later, aihopes so.
*slow eye-blinky*
Try going to ur profile, copy the http address; du the control+c thing. Then go tu ur WordPress account an where the web address is du da control+v tu insert. Den save. Then ai shud be able tu clik on da naem here an get tu ur profile an frend rekwest U.
OM – teh linkee chanjd, so ur in teh ryt plays, but nao teh link is just tu “ichc”, wich duzznt eggzist as a websyt. Iffn u klik awn my bloo naym (or BOMz, oar ebben juss hubber ober it adn luuk in teh status bar at teh bottum ob teh window) u can see whut we uzed as a linkee. Datz teh ICHC profyl payj fur us. Notiss dat BOMz maches hur naym, but myn duzznt. BOMz poynt is dat we tryd “gessin” urz by yoozin “OtherMother” insted ob owr own nayms, but u muss be lyk me adn be postin wiff sumfin diffren den whut u yoozd wen u nawt-sekkund kreayted ur ICHC akkownt. Hoep dat helps.
Sea eberibodi onna next fred:smile:
Tryn agin
yesh, iz halpin’ much, AP! Tank-yee!
Oh, bom. I is not teh sad reely. I was trine to get u to feels sorry for me and buy me lotsandlots of drinks.
Partee!!!!!!
can ai goez tew the partee? Plz plz plz??
Okay, butt no drinkin teh “speshul” punch, ‘k?
‘speshul’? inn wut wai?
It haz teh ‘dult bevridjes added to it.
Heer, u has teh “regyoolar” punch.
I can has regyoolar punch tew, pweez.
Mii too, plz…onlee free’o'clock ‘n mai nec o’woods. Ai habba cooky suppah laider 2 ‘n hubbcat no liik carbonized fuds, he noms butt(snerk) no liiks. Mii gotta bee gud. yasaifinkso, fur shure.
Iz aftur 7 heer so I’m going foar teh “speshul” stuff.
Plus, I alreddy eeted, butt gotted bloo cheez dressin awn my shirt.
Oh well, wuz nawt fansee shirt, so iz awl gud.
Of coarse!
Eberywun is welcome to teh regyoolar punch!
otay! jusst don’t aktchulolee punch meh plz…
Hay DK!
How bowt a nyse Hawayyun Punch?
**Red be showin hur adj wif dat wun**
Red, ia LOL wen ai saw dat!
Letz play twuth or dare! Yoo first, RHSB.
Alrite, wut teh kweshtun?
Twuth or dare?
Grr…..
Twuth or dare?
Ask teh kweshtun nawt -sekkund, den I tayle u.
Hav yoo eber worn sockz an sandals?? (togethur)
Nope.
Gud!
Ai say dare!
Hay, taht’s a norfwess fing!
No ‘fence. Jus thought it waz funny
No fence tayken! Wee hazza ‘mershul foar a bank heer–wun ob teh tings iz sox-an-sandulz-gui; wun ob tehm iz cumpulsiv reesighkler. Ai wuz juss enjoyin seein sumbunny elts menshun itt.
Ohai, AS!
Gud to see yoo heer!
Welcome to teh partee!
Yesh! Welcum!!
Ya, shure iz, yu bettcha it iz…! Da stooopidy wether chngs ebber hour…mostly to drippy’n'col.
Dat’s how it iz heer in KY, too. U nawt lyk teh wevver? Gibb it 15 minnits, it mite chanj.
Rite nao, iz berry nyse! I hassa beeg shocked. Iz sunnee, warm butt nawt hawt an a liddlol breezy.
*her meal for family baking in her oven now*
Yesh!! Jus ta saem here todae!! Sun, breezys, burds churps n’ nawt predick to rain til lately Mon.
HoooRay! =^1^= Iz as hapy as yu Red…FTW…we’s nomming ckicky wif pineyapuls!!
Hi Altosinger! Niis tu meetchu…ai sings (sorta) ia choir wif mii churchpeeps. Du yu…oar iz yur naem a spuffie? An, ifs ai mae bee dah boulder to ax…iz yu in PacNW, 2? =^1^=
Ai’s bin a nalto sints ai wuz 7–”Hao menny ob yoo, taht noat iz tew hai? Otay, yoo’re altos. Heers yoor part.” I hab sung in kwires moast ob mai lyfe. Ai libs in teenytiny Selah, WA–cloas tew Yakima.
Ai bee awn teh drai syde ob Washington.
DATS a Beeeg 4 shure!! I doont nao…butt(snerk) sitz downz fur diz…ai hab libbed in Yakeema, Sonyside, Mosas Lk, (crossy de Pass) Marieville, Bellsiham, PT Orchawd…an finaly Seeatule! Ai lub to vaca on deh dry side. retird parentle unites der 2. oh! sry,,,newbee gits cary awai. =^1^=
abut deh singn…25 yrs ago dish niiicccce tenor sayz “com sing en deh kwire wif me” an ai did n’ deh palz en kwire singed 6 mo latur @ our weddin. We stil bee singin der 2, iz deh bestest.
*mutters sumfing unner her bref abowt groop projects fur class, an classmaets whu du nawt lissen an haz no ideeya watt tehy spost tu be duing, an teh nessessitee uv habing tu du tehir wurk az well*
Seanya haz hedack, an ai nawt haz payshense left fur cooking (ai used it awl up awn teh stoopy groop assinemint), so ai gunna go get Subway. Ennywun want a sub sammich?
Mee mee! Extra pikclols, pweez!
I alreddy eeted, but u welcome to join teh partee ifn u wanna blow awf sum steem!
Ai can steem classmaets?
Owt uv groop uv 5, tu uv us haz dunned abowt 90% uv teh akshooal wurk so far.
Ai be bakk layter, problee. Schmoos!
Smashes her branze wif it!
Hee hee……. ooh dotz!
Foar doze of y’all innerested, I jes saw ware “Steel Magnolias” iz gonna be awn in 10 minnits awn Oxygen. Iz wun of my faboritest moovies!
Czech ur lokal listins foar detayls.
Ur….maybee a catapult?
lulz
awsome
I read some where that apples arent good for kittehs
you ppl better do a search about it n confirm it before givin kittehs apples to nom on. I saw it on some page that came up on stumbleupon.
cheers