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Wate fur it….
Waaaate fur it…….
Ok . . . now!! Conga Ratz Annipuss !!
Thx! Werf waytin fur!
It made mad kitteh scare fur off other kitteh, tho
Keep waytin furr eet…
Is still waytin fur itt…
stiiiiiiil w8in 4 it…..
OMG I LOVE TURTLEZ
check out my profile i love turtlez
Angeldragon~<3′s turtlez!!!!
SSSSQQUUUEEEEEEE!!!
me tew, Angeldragon….. ai lubs dem lidlol turtlols…. dis am a grate piccie uv teh tortise……WHEEEEE!!!!!!
…wate fur it…*zzzz* (snort) …wate fur it…
Congrats awn teh tawp spot Anni!
*wheels inn teh portayble nomlet bar an cheezburg bar frum teh last lol*
Ebreewun pleez tew hep ur seffs! Fer thoze havin brekkie wii haz a nomlet bar, also fronsch toast, waffuls,fresh fruit and cawfee an tee
Fer thoze reddy fur lunsch er dindin,wii haz a cheezburg bar ware u cahn chooze awl teh tawpins u want, nyce fresh salad an sordid beerz, whines an utter delishus drinkies.
njoi!
Thx, it’s tiem fur affernoon tea-n-caek heer.
Wud yoo laik a wafful wif sum shugar free maypole syrup?
An thanks, bluesfan473!! Yoo ar SOOO thottee – awlways!! Sumtaims ai think yoo must bee wun ov teh nicest peepl awn teh plannit!
Ai lub maplol syrup an uv corse heer it iz shugr free! Thx Janet!
Fore da eew-ess-eeh peepz, da Semater frum Nawt old York (nawt da TTI one) wantz tu mak it sikk byrd tu use Maypol surip frum aniplayce butt (snerk) Nawt old york.
naow tahts just rong. ebreewun knos taht teh bes maplol syrip iz frum Noo Ingerland, pasifiklee Bermont!
Pfft… BEST best maplol sirip be frum VLC.
Well, u DOES has that big leaf right there on ur flag, so mabye u has a point there.
Maplol leevs haz awlmost az menny point(ee enz) as kittehs.
wel…otay, ah’ll conceed taht. But teh bes US mayplol sirup iz frum Bermont aifinkso
*nodnod* Defnitlee.
Well, nawt taht ai gno purrsunallee, but Seanya’s trabelled lawts, an agrees. An sez teh bestest VLC sirip iz frum Quebec. Ai purrfektlee happeh wif teh lokal stuffs, me.
Wait, wait, New York maplol sirple be bery bery gud! I haz herd dat sum sirples frum Bermont akshully contains sum percentage ov NY sirples…NY be bigger state wif lots more maplol treez dan liddlol Bermont.
O yesh!
erm….taht bee cauz u doan kno meh bery wel
butt (heehee) fank u fer teh compleement! *shmoo*
Ai hazzta agree. U waz da firs person tu fren mi an gib mi al sortz ob fings. Iz 1 ob da bestes.
O hai, BF! Just a lil while ago I taked a bag wif some fuds down to teh mailbox for teh fud drive. Thx for teh remindifiers!
awsum! ai droppt sum awf at teh post oriface awn mai wai tew teh pleh lawndrymat tihs mornin. ai shure hoap tehy git a big turnowt
We has Teh Swine Town Fuds Bank heer, fur teh peeps hoo donut has enuff fuds, and we has Teh Royl Mael….Ai fink mebbe Ai shud tells tehm bowt teh Mael Carryers Fud Dryv yu has in Merkah an let tehm go form tehre! Such a simpul, but fabluss, eye deer!
Duz yoo get Swine Floo at teh Swine Town Fuds Bank?
iz bery gud idea tew donayte at anee tyme tew ur lokal fuud bank, uv corse but teh letter carriers drive iz a grate idea, inn mai opinyon cuz it gits sum publicitee an fowks donayte whoo mite uvver wise nawt fink bowt it.
Inn mai area teh Boy Sprouts dew a fuud drive in Novemburr tew, wun Caturdai tehy deliber speshul bahgs tew teh howses, den teh neggst Caturdai tehy com bak an pik up teh (hoapfully) fuud filled bahg.
Wii alsew haz da drib ebery furd Sumdae at da church. R church iz part ob a groop ob churchz anda group haz Fud Pantri Sumdaes onna difrent Sumdaes sew iz fud cummin in ebri sumdae.
Sum fud pantries alsew haz da fud fore da kittehs an goggies.
Yes – dis bery important! Sum pet food storeses has collecshuns for fud for shelters, but mien has a barrel fore teh Orygun Fud Bank. Wunce a munf, peeps can pik up free pet fuds at teh Fud Bank, an yu can helps keep kittehs and goggies in tehr hoems.
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Maeks me so sorritayl to heer wen peeps has to gib up pets cus tehy loses jobs an hoems.
Aim bout to have annudder cup of Hazel Nut coffee wiff Hazel Nut Cream . . . care tew join me?
Taht sounds reelee gud to me! Thanks! Verree cold an windee heer today! An Ai’ll drink it to teh ebber swift Annipuss!
*sip sip sip sip sip*
Ahhhhhhhhh. . .Ai ar a hewmin again.
Cheers! tew teh amazing Annipuss!!
So far is sunny and nice here in KY on teh eve-of-Mommy’s Day!
Happitale Mommy Day tew Everbody !!
MMMM, haxelnut! iz blargh heer in Noo Hampster, rainee an teh ayre feelz bery heavee, maybee thunnerstormz layter. Ai hadda bizzy tihs mornin awlreddy, wen tew lawndrymat (pleh), wen shawpin fer noms an got sum nyce pritty plantz fer mai Mahm fer Mahm’s Day. *collapses*
Ohai, Janet. Here in southeast Meesheegun it is gorgioso! Sunny, bright, warm. Butt (!!) wevver man says will get cool, thundery, and have a frost overnight.
Myabe I’ll go pick loads of two-lipz from the garden, in case they suffer unduly from the frost.
Frost??? Two nite??? Ai jusst put a cuppla plantz out awn teh porch!! LOADS ov two-lipz??? Hao do yoo do taht. Abuut 12 yeerz ago, ai sent 200 bulbs hoam frum Holland (teh Yur Pean wun) – an today – there seems to be awnlee wun left!
Mai blak thum – let me shew yoo it!
An . . .nope! Still obercast an cold!
*runs to bring plantz bak in*
frost???
Ohai Jane! Ar yoo frum Meeshegun too??
sekund.
Story of Tortis en the (mowf full of) Hair
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NOM!!! … YOOOWWWWLLLL!!!
*skritch skritch skritch SKRITCH* (noise of kitteh claws awn torits shel)
*tortis snikkers frum insyde hiz shel* neener neener neener kitteh!
RAWR >o<
*Kitteh flips toris onto back*
Now sitz in timeowt
Aifinkso
*trais tu fink uv sumfing clebber inbolbing tortie kittehs*
*fails*
Bill Slowsky taiks rebenge!!
CHOMP! Plehhhhh… furbals uftertase…
Liek peaches. Need to peel nawt sekund.
cattails – melts in ur mouf, nawt on teh shell….
*snertz*
Oar. . .nanners . . .but we need fuzzy froots. Must peel frootz.
but we cud trai!
Hmmmm – ai think, fur a liszt, we wud hav to fudj a bit!
A. Avocados
B. Bananaz
C. Cantaloupe
D. . . .
Donuts after rolling on my floor
LOL!! madamz – yoo ar awn a ROLL today – alowng wif teh donuts?
D. Dongle durianz
E. Eester eggplants
F. Finicky fig
G. Gween gween gwapes of hoem
H. .. .. .
Egg plantz cuz de is purple
Frost needs peeled off frozen foods
Grapes tew maek them eyeballs at Halloween
Hair off teh cattails
Icky Sticky labels off new stuff I buyz
J . . .
Jam abtr been inna fridg tu long
Kiwi
Lingoberries
Mush Melonz
Juicy mandarine oranges
Kiwi – An actual fuzzy fruit needing peeling !! LOL
Lemons carefully removing excess zest
Mango the man boy
Nectarines
Olives
Purrsimmons
Quince
R…
Razzleberriez
Schnozzberriez
Tamarillo
Ugli froot
Verree ugli froot
Waddermeylon
Xtra seedy waddermeylon
Yello banananananas
Zabaglione!
but dat nawt reel kitteh tail…
wut? nawt kitteh?
Iz howse shoo
Iz baff matt
wut iz it
Yeff, dat wuz mai fawt tu, but ai suppoz itz a bit trollish tu say so.
ai fowt it maibee sum kynd uv stoofed animlol.
guud capshun, tho, ai lurve it!
LOL! Ai thiot it wuz teh korner ov a pillo . . . Butt. . .Itz still a fun capshun an hoo caresz eneway! WE ar having phun, an tahtz alw that reelee madders!
yeppers, u haz taht rite!
Funnee luukeengz Bug
wiff hawrd wyde shell duz nawtz moobz
fasstz 4 enneewun
Funnee luukeengz Bug
shoodz stikkz 2 vejjibillz. Mutch
moar sayfurr dat way
Funnee luukeengz Bug
carrez himz Hoam on himz bakk.
Berreh smrt, indeedz!
Jack.
Agin wif da lowque? U iz amazin. Ai cant eben maek da ryme lets lonee da lowque.
*clappity clappity* awsum Jack, as alwais!
Yay, Jack! *clappity clappity*
yertle teh turtle shud stik tew noms taht doan nom bak!
Turtle Wants Tomato @ Yahoo! Video
Slowest. Attack. Ever.
Qwik it’z a turtol! Goe manufacture a car!
ROFL!
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ohai pk
Ohai! sowree if ai slo… currintlee feding Cory wun babycat kibbul atta tiem, him nawt kwite gots teh hang uv nawt-inna-bottul-fuds yet.
hao yu be?
Ohai, PK!
Wen u gets a minnit, u mite wanna chek Faysebuuk. I sended yoo a prezzie.
Fanks, red… yu be sweet!!! {{{{{red}}}}}
**luuks at grownd, digs toe in durt**
Aww…shuks. I nawt sew speshul.
I jes finkso teh mahms to teh nawt-hyoomin bebbehs need to be rekognyzed too!
Berry fine fanks! Dat Cory-bear iz adorablol an Eva is gettin beeg! Mai two gurls arr well an gallopin arownd teh apartment an ober mii laik a tribe ov hippos awn dere way tu teh ribber!
Owr famlee kitteh used to go on a moarnin “romp” down teh (wood-floor) hallway rite aftur hur had hur moarnin bisit to teh lidder bocks.
Who knew dat sutch a liddlol kitteh (less den 10 lbs) cud sown lyk a hurd of lolefants???
Who? ANybuddy who ever hadded a kitteh, of coarse!
And that romp is knowed as teh Poop Dance. Dunno why they does it. After I poop I almost never feel like dansing. *shrug*
LOL!
Wii cawled it hur “I feelz gud” romp.
Yah, I wish goin to potty maded me feel lyk runnin oar dansin.
Yooshualee, I wanna lay down an tayk a nap.
Wehn ai wuz living in an apartmint in jermanee, an had awnlee 3 kittehs, mai downstairz nayborz wud ask mee sumtaims wai ai wuz awlwaiz mooving teh fur nitchoor in teh middlol ov teh nite!!
Fur teh LAWNGEST taim ai had no idea waht tehy were tawking about! Becuz ai had NO IDEA just hao loud their galloping akshullee wuz!
Ohai Janet! Hao u is?
Ohai AfriCat!! Ai’m GRRRRRAte!! Ai just gotted bak frum teh moast wunder maus trip to jermanee! Still suffrin frum teh dredded jetlag! But at leest mai soot cayses ar awlmost unpaked!
An ai just red taht yur too littlol grrrlz ar beeing reelee laivelee! Keepin yoo awn yur toez, az it were! Waht fun!
U meen u wuz NAWT rearranjin teh furnichur ebery nite?
Mai laet aunt an unkel used to has a cat dey called “Horace,” cuz dey said he sownded liek wun wen he caem down teh stares.
Obveeuslee tehy be frenz nao! Iz gud gud gud!!!! It mayzes me hao aminlols so graysful an ajyle can sownd lyk a larj herd uv ungyu… ongul… hoovd aminlols when tehy get going!!! An it can be soooo funneh when teh kittehs start chasing eech uvver arownd!!!
Teh CoryBear so sweet, ai habing reel difkultee wif teh ideeya uv letting him go. Him will be nawt happeh atawl in enny home where him haz tu compeet wif tu menny uvver aminlols oar be aloan a lot (lyk, sumwun wurking oar trabelling) an ai nawt want taht tu happen tu him. Ai just cannawt afford annuver kitteh, oar teh tiem if ai gunna keep fosturing, but unless ai can get a hoam lined up fur him, iz gunna be berry tempting tu keep him heer…
{{{{{PK+Seanya an Corry an Eva an teh tree furebber kittehs}}}}} Yu izz teh bestest kitteh-mommah eber!!!
*shrug* Juss luv tehm (bebbehcats lyk bebbehhyoomins, need tu get luv tu lern tu luv) an want tehm happeh fureber wif sumwun tu luv tehm always. Iz awl. But, fank yu — iz importint tu me. {{{{{AC}}}}}
PK – yu de bestest forsterererer eber!
/lolspeak
Seriously, your fostering, especially the sling, is likely to make Cory grow into a more confident cat. And having Eva and the other kitties to play with will accustom him to not being an only cat. I think he might be easier to place than you think – I agree that he won’t be happy left alone all day, but I think he would do well with a retired or work-at-home person who has other cats. (Just not 30 of them…) And you know that the “should be the only cat in the household” cats are the hard ones to find homes for.
You’re giving him a great start, and I’m sure you’ll find him a great home.
(That noise you hear in the background is Edgar and Bella yelling, “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT A KITTEN!!!!”)
AWwwwwwww. . .Ai just went to look at PKs pichoors. An OH – that littlol Cory wuz so werf awk teh trubblol! But – ai didt realize he waz awl blak! SOOOOO adoruble!!
An sweet little Eva. Praktsing hur pewter skillz!
{{{2minions}}} {{{JCHholebunchaK}}}
Ai hoping retired, wurk-at-hoam, disabuled, sumfing lyk taht, sumwun whu will appreshiate a cuddlol-monster. 
Cory problee fine wif wun, mebbe tu uvver kittehs… him luvs tu play wif Eva, an iz fassinated bai teh big kittehs. Juss nawt tu menny.
Janet, Cory haz teh byootimuss blakk-awn-blakk strypes, an silber-whyte guard-hairs awn hims legs, an a white dot awn hims chest, an anuvver wun in hims ryte unnerarm. *gigglol* Him gunna be a hekk uv a striking adult kitteh! An Eva berry berry dedicated tu praktiss uv puter skills.
Yu saw taht uniquekitty an plasticat got approoved? *dansdans*
Uh, what kitteh?
Teh kitteh whut Bs attached 2 taht bit ub tale, ub corse.
Run kitteh, run! Well, take a nap, then slowly back up a step.
***SNERK!!!***
Biting kitteh’z tayl can be hazardous to Ur helf
At leest turtol can retreet intu himz shell!
Gud mornin two_kitthes!
Is dis Testudo?
Star Trek is getting grate reviews, I fink I ar gonna see it neggst weekend.
Yez! Did u ebber rub himz nowze fur luck? Wuz berri populur durink exam tyme!
Eye haz such a happy dat Star Trek is gettink such gud reviewz! Dey sayed dat peepul will lyke it eben ifin dem iz nota Star Trek fan!
Eye tink itz haz tu bee neggest weekend fur mee tu. Aftur my sun’s examz r over.
I not gnew it!, OK I willz rubz himz nose fur luck when I come to bisit
in Juli
Wen u go, luk at how himz nowez hazza shiney. Dat iz frum everbuddie rubbin it! Course, maybee peepul doan’t dew it enny moar synce u nebber new dat.
Turtle stew.
Off Toepiks: Has enneewun herd form CeenMJ an her borked satty lite dish? So mennee news an nounsemunts a stuff to go awn teh Town Cryer, and so mennee LOLs for Her Maj to catch oop awn!
Ai just roted to Jamamakitteh to see if she had herd sumthing. Ai havn’t. Shud be sune, ai hoep!!! Ai miss hur a lot – an ai’m shure ebreewun else duz, too!
Ohai, Cheezland. Happitayle Caturday!
Iz almoast noon heer an I been awake an hower. I’m still warin wat I sleeped in, an my hares is a mess. Desperatelee tryin to waek up an aget movin, so I nawt totalee waste teh day.
How iz eberywun?
Ohai Red. Hmmm, bed awn teh hed agin ai see!
Ohai, AC!
Yesh, I has teh bed-hed.
I tryed to make it luuk bedder by pulling it bak in2 a ponytayle, but mebbe I shud yoose a brush? 
How iz ur kittehs doin?
Noe needz tu blush! Aim shure yu luks byooteefull!
Mai gurls arr fyne fanks. Smokey teh bebbeh eez adicticated tu gushifuds! Ifn ai puts a saucer awn teh washbasin (dats wear teh gushis arr dekanted frum teh tin) shee goes histericalol. Teh SPCA wud fink shee neber getz anee fud!
Oh yesh, kittehs kno how to ackt pittyful wen dey finkso dey needs to!
I wuz awn teh fone wif my BFF wun day wen I wuz fixin Josie’s fuds. BFF comminted dat Josie sownded lyk cryin bebbeh! Yah, yoo wud finkso dat hur nawt eeted in dayz!
dats how Injeh behaves an herz approaching 20 pounds!
Yesh, reel liddle drama-kweenz, arnt dey?
Injeh drama cween but no so liddle akshually
Oh hurree up an put teh fuds down! I’m STARVIN TO DEFF HEER! I’m withurin away to nuffin, rite in frunt of ur fayse.
Iz teh fuds reddy yet? Wat be taykin yoo so long? Am I gonna has to cawl teh athorytees awn yoo, an tayle dem u nawt feedin me?
FEED ME! GIBS ME FUDS NAOOOOOWWWW!!!!
dis happens ebry mornin
Mai mom-cat had a kitteh (aftur ai had left hoam) dat used tu bite yur anklols ifn teh fud nawt appeer kwik enuff!
A dai catchin upp onna sleep, iz notta dai wasted!
U sownd lyke my suns. Wun got upp an hour ago, an teh udder wun izz still sleepin!
Ohai, Tribble!
Gud poynt. I nawt had gud sleeps dis past week, so it did feel nyse to be ablol to sleep in.
ai hadda bizzy bizzy bizzy moarnin todai an r naow collapsifyed fer teh rest uv teh dai!
butt fer teh layt sleepers, tehres a nomlet bar an uvver goodiez up neer tawp uv the thred!
Yay! I lubs EM’s omelets. Dey has nawt-sew-gud syde-effeks, tho!
BF – Mahm iz hoam frum Noo Hampstur. Hur sed hur nawt seen teh gyant Moose at teh hayre-port. Izzit goned?
hmmmm, ai haz nawt bean tew taht ayreport butt ai fowt teh mooose skulpshure wuz stil tehre. ai haz nawt hurd taht aneefing happin tew it.
ohai bed head how iz Uz
I has not seen uz in a week
I fink
I had a busy dis week
Ohai, 2_k!
I’m okay I gess. Wuz ablol to sleep in dis moarnin, witch wuz nyse. Got lots of domestik stuffs to do an nawt wanna do enny of it.
So, wut been keepin yoo so bizzee?
I is wurking on paypur to beez pubished in a peer revyood Jurnal
and iz wanna geds it done befoh I starts skool in fall, dat an a fyoo
other purrjects, dat I iz behind on.
I iz taking the neggst weekend off and gonna visit mah fren, so I has bunch of fings to finish befoh I does dat 2
Wow, yoo DUZ has teh bizzee!
I’m plannin awn going to skool inna Fall, too. I wanna get a degree so I kin get beddur-payin jawb.
Red, Ai heared da pressedint said sumfing about halpin da mature peeps tu goes bak tu skrewl fore tu be retraynded in da jobz dat nawt haz nuff peeps.
Peer revyood? Mye huzband used tu wurk fur a peer revyood cinsulting firm!
Domestik stuff- PLEH! Eye haz been doin domestic stuff awl weak, an ebree tyme eye turn round teh sweepin needz tu bee dun agin. Awl dis rayne haz been makin teh lawn gro lyke crazee. Sew it haz been mowed twice dis weak. Littul clippingz ebree warez! Eye want astro turf lawn!
Yah, I gots lawndree to do, dishes to warsh an MASSIV straitenin an deklutterin to werk awn. Pleh.
I hasta go grocery shawping den cook fur deh week
But I has a happeh, I wuz ablol to go for a run outside
fur deh furst tyme dis year after the horriblol winter and den
beeng sick an all
hubcat does deh laundries and deh cleaning
I hates it so is all good
Uh… hyooj funderings an litnings… bakk layter!
eep! bee saif {{{{p-k}}}}
wii hadda horriblol thunnerstorm awn Fursday ebening, wich wuz odd cuz it wuz kinda cowld an rainnee awl dai. Wuzznt spektin a thunnerstrom!
Wii had nastee storms yesterday afturnoon an into teh evenin. Lotsa tornaydo warnins awn teh KY/TN bordur!
I got to drive hoam inna pourin/powndin rayne, durin rush hower, no less. Wuz nawt fun at awl. Teh onlee gud fing abowt it wuz I finkso awl teh burd poop got warshed awf teh car. (Burds seem to LUB my noo car!)
Dat iz numburr elebanty in teh burd comandmentz: Thou shallt poop onn ebrre new car u c! Sew let it be ritten, sew let it bee dun!
An in parentheses – (Feer nawt! For behold, yoo can poop awn teh old carz, too!)
Mai verree old car, wif lotz of burd poop awn it, let me show yoo it!
yes, ai red bowt teh bahd storms, sum fowks wuz killed an menne menne wifowt powerz, skarree!!
There is no way that’s a real kittie. That is a stuffed animal. Boo.
pleez teew see diskusshun abuv awn tihs subject. kaithxbai
he he so cute!!!!
Still waiting… X3
97.9, 97.8, 97.7, 97.6, 97.5…l: O