…if you can
if i dont haz any, u cant haz any either.
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U haz 2 moob teh kitteh …
Kitteh is not moob’d bye yer rekwest.
Anchoveez, mebbe. Butt (!) nawt bai yur rekwest. Noe wayy.
Yoo gawt teh nawt sekkund, Annipuss! H’rayyyyyyyy!!!
Thx, Altosinger – gud 2 see u heer!
Oh, ebbry wuns inn a wyle ai showes upp!
Tew lait! ai has alreddy nommed itz!
…and enjoid it grately.
U shredded it, NCA66.
Mmmmmm…shredded cheez….Aaaaaaggrralllmfmfmmm.
Awl yur peetzahs is MYN!
Awl joor peeza r blong tew us!
Goe awn! Ai darez ya!
I dubble darez u!
Ai dubble DOG darez u!
Ai TRIPLOL-gog-darez ya!
NC created a slite breech ob eticat by skippeeng teh triplol darez and goin rite foar teh froat!
Ai dares yew wif a floofee kitteh on tawp…
Delibery man: “One mejjum peetsa, extra floof, that’ll be elebenty million dawlers, kthksbai.”
Tip nawt included.
I gibs u a tipz – doughnut tri ta steel da kitteh’s pizzah
*snerk*
**Tosses wooden nikkelz at EM.**
oww!! dey bounceeid offa mi hed!! Ohhhh.. pritty piktures …
An starz??? Prettee litez?? . . . . . . .Ohhhh! an dots???. . . . . . .
is taht “nikkels” or “nikkers”?! Green floofy wuns, praps?
Shurelee she ment “nikkers.” Verree greeen an verree floofee!
I dunno iffin wooden nikkers wood bee berry comfortibol!! Eben iff dey had floofee stuffz on dem.
**pawnders the relebans ob wood in menz nikkersbawkerz**
Wut kinda wood? Oak?
I has a fabrit kind…
Iz oak uh hard wood?
Mien fabrit is “moarnin”.
**runswifakwikness to teh NB**
Floofy az in flanlol?
Did sumbawdee say flanlol nikkers?
Ai feel uh fainting spell koming awn.
Doen start dat agin, ur goenna git in trubblol.
Propriety, ai can has nun?
Iz it mai fault ai nawt been prawpurrly “tutored”?
nose — you frowed wooden nikkers!! dey hitted mi hed!! An I no wnna putz dem on! howz eeneewun walk in wooden nikkerz — sidez i no accept such prezzies fum swange menz!! an you iz a berry swange menz!!!
Yes, I agrii. Wood in nikkerz makes it berry hard tew walk.
Ai has juss wun werd to sai awwn wudden nikkers – splinters!
Dey aer maekin cloes owt uv bamboo fybur – it iz kwite sawft.
NC66 you is a nawty nawty menz!!
Iz dere enny uthur kind?
I has key-chayne dat sez, “U been a nawty boi. Go to my room.”
It wuz gift.
Kitteh iz juss keepin it nies an warm
Guard kitteh is keepen yr noms safe, and warm…
I gets enny part taht is stuk to teh lid. heh heh.
Or left in teh bawks; or left awn yur playt; or fawls awn teh flor; or taht Ai can steel wen yu is nawt lukkin!
Iz nawt ur peetza iz mien. Ai oardured it awl fur MEH! Yew no can has
Nomnomnomnom *burp* nomnomnom
Wow, what a strikingly beautiful cat!
Flattery getz yu no…pizza
It is! I love the tiny blaze down its nose.
Mornin PoC hoez da huzby? Iz U doenin otay?
Mite b alfredo sause hims is saving fur later.
Feelz warm awn mai belleh, smellz gud tu mai noz. Ai is kontent.
It duzn’t hurt dat my harbles bii warmin nao tew. *purrrrr*
Sounds like sumwon needs to get “tutored.”
I nose waan fink wut da smeelz iz dat AP smellz wif NC66 harbles gittin warmz … goodness Graashish!!! an ewwwww!
Oboi oboi oboi. Ai liek tew lurn…
HEY! Dat nawt teh teecher.
And doez nawt pencils sheez holdin’
*EEP*
Nawt to werree nativca66!! Ai will save yoo!
*luks around*
Kwik! Into this taim macheen! Just dont’ tuch teh red button!!! Membrrr waht happened to LCB!!!
**grabz red shooz and hops in**
*sneeks in an fassens wireless webcam tu teh tiem masheen so we can awl watch*
Runzinwifakwikness *pushes da red button* runsoutwifakwickness and sitz down wif poppy corms ta watch da webby camz
peetza, belly warmer… same thing.
Ohai SAMS, lawng tym no SKWEEEEE!!!!
Dis gud gard kitteh — berrry scarwy!! Luks likee heem fas iz splittin down da middol!
Ohai EM; ai posted u da message onna profile, did u sea?
yepperz — I responded!! tanks amd jeeps!
Da nawt sekkond tyme or da nawt furd one? Ai dun too.
bof ub dem — naw
Iz berri inturrestin da himz patron iz Peregrin. Did himz choose dat befor oar after himz getz sikk?
No — he pickked it affer – datz why hee pikked Peregrine. He used it fur his confirmatin name twoz
If ai knew kitteh wuz uh peetsa tawping ai culd order, ai wuldn’ hab wasted awl doez munies awn pawperoni.
heerz burfday fairy saying HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lovcharliecat an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! an i haz bringd – PIZZA!! an donut wurry, tehr iz being plenty for peepls an kittehs an eben teh goggies an evreewun! (teh wuns wif extry-dubble anchovies are for teh kittehs.) also fudjy caek, orinj caek wif kreemcheez icing, iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls that lite up wen tehy bownse, glowy-brite water skwirters shaped like fishies, kandee, an mix ‘n’ match pizza stikkers – make a stikker ob teh pizz ob yor dreems! elebenty-duzzun diffrent topping stikkers inklooded!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Glowy-brite wadder skwirters, aiwanaiwanaiwantttttttttttt…
Alsew wiil tak sum caek an punch, partee hatz and kandee.
Fankeez birfdae fairy. U iz da bestest.
**fillz bloo glowy-brite skwirter wif wadder and skwirts BOM**
**NC noms orinjy caek wif kreemycheez icing**
**az hii runzawaywifakwiknessgiggloleeng**
Bom trippz NC.
Grabz OBNP glowee fing filld wif punc
skwertz NC
falz ober laffin
**Tries tew comb sticky punch owt ob hair**
**Comb gets stuck**
Grate, nao ai luk chicken heded wif oar wifowt my CHRG.
**Puts dubblol pawparoni, dublol mushroom and X-tra cheez stikkerz awn BOM’s foarhed**
**cuts sauce stikker in half and putz awn BOM’s nose**
**Stiks crispy thin crust stikkerz awn BOM’s ears**
Luk! It’s pizza da BOM!
Pleez tu remobe da muchrumz, ai iz…..
acheeewwwww
Ai purrfurrs peperoni an sawsezedges.
Mi bebbeh Jimmy hoe crossed da bridj lubbed da peperoni, himz wood jump onna lap an nom bitz ob peperoni wheneber wii gotted pizzahz.
Um, can I at least have the breadsticks?
iffn yu kanav oid mai pointee ends!
Iffn yuu kana void mai pointee ends!
Old Lurker, ai liks ur nawt old catabar.
I doan hab a stick to spare.
teh kittehs kan be very possvie – possebs – tehy lieks teh pizza an wants it all for tehyselfs.
**Haz idea foar new cat bed design**
Gonna sell lotsa dem aifinkso.
Ai can bii nouveau riche?
yu kan sell da bed for $1 and da re sup ee for gettin a kitteh tu uze it for $111!!!!!!!!11111111
needs to maek shur they’s warm an smells liek pizza.
an you hafta sae — DOUGHNUT sleeps onnz dis cushy fink – itz mine nawt yours!! Den tri two hides it and push dem offa it a cuupa tymez – den dey weel sleepz onnit awl da tyme!!!
Nom Nom Bawkz Kitteh
haz claymd himz pryze. Hewminz shoodz
letz Kitteh keepz it!
Nom Nom Bawkz Kitteh
lubz aroama~fayrapee.
‘spshullee wenz wawrm!
Nom Nom Bawkz Kitteh
amz kwyte cawntent. Coodz sit andz
taykz Napz 4 owurrz
Jack.
An him problee will….
*applesauce fur Jack*
hi how long have you senn the web page?my step sister told me about it
Kittehs sooo ebil, n lobed soooo mush
Heehee….littlol duz teh kitteh knoez, butt dat bawkz iz emmptee!
*snerk*
Dis pikshur be makin me hongree. I been cravin peetsa foar WEEKS!
nawt tew biiz rubbink dat inn, butt ai haddeded peetsa lasst nite….
I iz luffin teh mark on teh kitteh’s fawhed! Iz prettee!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love lol cats.com & my cat is named lol!he makes me lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
*snerk!* O yez…siamese kitties can be moody little ********!
For some reason this reminds me of one of my karate instructors. When we do crunches he always says, “Two to my count…if you can.” Lol