FIRE TEH KITTEHPULT!!!!!
maek sur nawt 2 use indoors tho.
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Ur fired!
*snerk*
Ohai LCB. Ai sended U an emeow.
Ok, I’ll goes to look!
*sings*
LCB;s in teh top spot!!
LCB’s in teh Top Spot
Waaaaayy uuuuuuuppp HAI!!
An she didnt eben need to cat-a-pult up there!!
Ai wUD dans teh catpuult dans fur yoo, deer LCB, aut ai am suffrin frum teh jet lag an suddenlee am fawling asleep. Snooooooozzzzzzzzzz
O hai, Janet! I gotted ur postcard today.
welcomes bakk, 2 Amerryca, JCHK!
But dey wur FREE flying lessons!
…followed by free fallin lessons.
Ai haz a wun-syded hammik.
Adn a berri prittee whyt plume!
Oh gnoes nawt 2 b lauchings kitteh!!!
Trey-Bush-Ay kitteh goes medievilol
Plz to nawt cauz teh kitteh to flying thru teh air — unless itz only a kuppul uv feet & into a pile uv cheezburgers.
yesh, kitteh can launch him/herself just fyne when gushifud is involved!
Tuckseedoe incoming!
Oh, all RIGHT. U press “Pause” on teh kitteh, I’ll go get some burgers. BRB.
Wud dat be “pause” or “pawz?”
Yes.
*gigglol*
Ai lieks teh way u finks, LCB.
Bettur tu lawnch teh holy hand grenade
ohai Tribble! has yew seen teh star trek moovee yet? ai may go tewmorrow!
Noe, not yet. Mye sun iz having a fren over tunite. Mye huzband hazza Woodbadge staff meeting Caturdai. Wii haz a lacrozze plaioff gayme Caturdai nite. Sundai izz Mudders dai, an my Mudder wood not want tu c it. Plus mye udder sun needs tu be studien 4 examz. Sew eye doan’t no wen wii iz gonna c it. Eye haz a sad.
U haz tu tell me bout it aftur u c it!!
Aifink u shud sneeking owt uv teh howse tonite & seeing it… or if nawt tonite, mebbe Mundane.
U gonna c it at an IMAX theatur?
LUK! Enny wun dat haz a google calender. If you make an entree dat says Star Trek, u gets stardates printed at teh top of your calender!! Whoo Hooo!!
*UniverLOL translator off* Just wanted to pass the word to any Trek-oriented cheezpeeps in the Philadelphia area that the Franklin Institute is running a Star Trek Exhibition from May 18th to September 20th. From the pictures on the website(http://www2.fi.edu/startrek/index.html) it has stuff that looks like it’s from that Las Vegas exhibit that just closed a while ago. They’re also showing the new movie on their GINORMOUS IMAX screen in the evenings (it looks even bigger that the IMAX screen in our local movie theater!) I’m going Wednesday, first the exhibit, the the planetarium show “Cosmic Collisions”, then the move. I should be pretty well “spaced-out” by the end of that!
Fankee fur posting dis, OutworldCats. I will bists Philly dis summer, fur sure!
ooh! Ooh! ai haz seen itt!! it iz teh win!
Ai’m gunna go see it jes foar Simon Pegg.
itt wuz teh winsum!
teh moar yoo reveels, nc, teh moar ai likes yoo. ai onlee wented fur Simon Pegg an enjoied teh entire moobee. as ai towld a coworker, ai wached Star Trek when it wuz noo.
sigh
but nawt enuf ob a trekkee to ermember Spock’s parints names
(amanda an sarek)
????
But – yoo just did!!!
Next – hoo wuz teh aktress hoo played Amanda?? (no fare googling!)
Jane Wyatt
Brava!!!
An sarek???
Ai havn’t seen it yet, eithur! But ai hoep maybee tomorrow. Ai need a Trekkie frend to go with!
Mark Lenard, pleeze tu bee makin deze queshonz a leetul hardur!
Ohhh, Janet u cood come wit mee! Mye fambly hazza beeg bizzie dis weekend. Eye cood c it agin with dem wen dey hazza tyme.
Ai gotta admit dat ai nawt dat interested in teh Trek moobies since Shatner, but M. Scott wuz always my nawt thurd faborite character. IMHO, der iz no beddur captain than J. Tiberius Kirk, so I wuz titilated to go see it rite frum the beginning, but then wen ai herd Simon wuz gonna play teh chief engineer, ai knew ai HAD tew see it.
Okay.
Kittehpult, ur fired.
Jinx! Buy me a Mercedes Benz!
Okay.
**buys Mercedes Benz matchbox car**
Heer, LCB.
*vroom! vroom!*
Hay! U tiny birds! Don’t even THINK about pooping on my– You pooped on my Matchbox Mercedes Benz!
Dat happenz alot.
Teh burds LUB my noo car.
targit acwierd-bombs away!!!!!!
Iz a lawr ub nacher, doncha no, awl birdies lurv a noo car.
incoming!!!!
*duk an cubber*
*tukks duk in unner a sawftee blankee*
*reads duk a story, gets duk a drinka watters*
tuk duk in
Or iz dat Tur duk in?
thyme fore mii 2 retyre now…
and become a duk
**waves floofy paw at kitkay**
STDLTBBB
*smylez at gramps NC66*
*wayves paw bak atcha*
*wunders whut B’s STDLTBBB*
Sleep Tite Doan Let Teh Bed Bugz Bite
Howld yu fyre!!
Fire inna hoal!
DUK!!!
QUACK QUACK QUACK
Duk, duk, duk…..goose!
HONK
*flies off to find a ayrplayne*
NOooooooo! Pleez tu stay awai frum da airoplaynez!
Oooh – gud idea.
*goes to mess wif tourists sumwhere*
Much better idea. Yu kan chase dem round an make dem drop der pretzel.
AFLAC!
YAY! I haz part uf da nite tu mineself!! Boi iz stayin nite wif friend an hubbi iz wurkin an nawt bii home til awlmost elebenty!!
Yay! Wii can has sillybrayshuns?
I heerd a favrit frase 2day — “cleer marjins”.
Duz dat meen awl da marjins in yur date book bii cleer? Kaus I kannawt haz datebook. I keep up wif it fur a month or tu an den I nawt kan member were I putted it.
Nope.
It meens dat Dr SkinCat gotted awl teh funkee sells owt wen him did teh sekkund cuttin awn my belleh.
Stitchiz camed owt 2day. No moar bisits foar 6 moar munfs! \o/
Yay!!! Ai haz a happitayl fur u, Red!
YAY,YAY,YAY!!! Gud newz!!! *Doez happitayle danse fur red*
Fanks, frenz.
I needed sum gud noos.
2morrow is sad annibersaree foar me. Josie crossed teh bridj wun yeer ago 2morrow.
I still miss my furball.
{{{rhsb}}} I knowz it will bii hard, Grayson crossed 1 year ago March 31st an I had biig sad. Just member awl da gud tymes an lubz. I will go wif yu tu Princess Mu Meadow tumarrow iffin yu need kompany.
fier katz
Shall wii awl hed ober tew teh tybooteek fur noms an drinkeez? An mebbe wii will findz kittehpults dere
Ohai Taya!
Dat saowndz liek a gud eyedeeya!
Bai teh wai, ai jusst saweded teh noo Star Trek moovee…..it iz awesum!!
o yesh? Yew did? An hao wuz it?
itt iz teh WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Bai teh wai, hao arre yoo dowink?
*hugglez*
Ai iz gud Daddeh *snorglols an purrs*
Dat’z gud tew knoez!
*hugglolz*
Kitteh X-press deliveri!
Beware uv kitteh droppings!
*FWIP*
*MEEEEOOOOOoooowww….*
Poynty enz deployed! (Mahm used to call it “landin geer”.)
Ohai Red. Yew hab an emeow.
Oh…and ai feer teh geer.
Wun luk at mai foararms will tell yew why.
Saw it. Red it. Responded to it.
I has sum “kitteh scars” myself. Wun awn my rite hand is a TOOF mark!
I has scars eberyware, frum diffrint soursis – bike wrecks, surjerees, kitteh attacks, an wun ware my unklol (shares teh same name wif yoo, akshulee) aksidentlee hit me wif a baseball bat.
Oooh! Uh lady wif scars. *swoo…*
**hands Red sum flannlol peejayz**
Yes, ai yam dat weird. Iffn yew tell mii yew hab an unyooshual nose, ai’m gonna hab tew stawp tawkin ‘tew ya coz teh GF will bii awfrade dat ai will runawaywifakwikness.
Okay, well in dat cayse I nawt tayle u I has tattoo, an my nose is kinda unyooshual.
Iz smallish, an has a crease akross it, cuz I kin sorta “fold” it upwerds.
I kin also wigglol/flare my nostrils. I kin also wigglol my eers, witch are dubblol peerced.
Oh, an my eies iz 2 colored – lite green wif dark bloo outur circlols.
Plus, my nose has been itchin like crazee! Dat meens u suposed to has companee, rite? Wayle, I nawt want companee unless I get to pik who it gonna be!
**Sits awn hands**
**Grinds teef**
**TWITCH TWITCH**
Ifn I onlee had dat effeck awn teh UNATTACHED wuns, espeshullee a sertin wun in partikulolar….
**long, sad sigh**
Mehbee yew culd lawnch flanlol pee jays
hiz way wif teh cat-a-pult.
Ai liek tew fink ai nawt teh ownlee wun.
Ifn I knew it wud werk, I’d be doin it inna hartbeet.
Aw well. FTITCTAJ.
Ai see dat JPAK did uh dans, butt (!) ai doan see dat N-E-wun played N-E-musak.
**Puts a cupplol ob toonz awn**
No Rain
Galaxie
I’m inna mood. Can yew tell?
So, wut FTITCTAJ meen?
Yah, I’m inna mood too.
Heer’s my song: Undiscovered
Nawt fit foar cheezland consumpshun. C yor emeow.
Whew! Dat’s a spicy meet-a-bawl!
I agree wif yoo, hole-hartedlee.
Nao wait uh minute. Ai didn say where.
Ooooh, I jes had eyedea!
BRB…..
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**Red runs awf an lotsa noises is herd inna bakgrown, along wif mumblolin an teh okkayshunal 4-ledder werd**
.
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A-HA!
.
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**Red runs bak in, warin flannlol kitteh pj’s**
.
Dis is wat I shud do: **sets portablol stereo down, cues “I Want You To Want Me” an (to borry a frase from a Nikklolbak song) “roks it lyk teh nawty witch of teh west”**
Oops! Shud be “nawty wikked witch of teh west”.
**flocks ob fyremenz gather arownd wanting Red**
Butt (!), butt(!)…
Yew awr nawt uh Cheap Trick
BTW – Dat sawng wuz spooky.
Jes wut ai wuz finkin’
Stay owt of my mind Red.
Yew woan liek it in there.
Iz scary!
Nah, nawt skeered at awl.
I has been in darkur, way skeeryur playses.
Yeah, butt (!) az sticky ai bet.
Um…nawt az sticky…
STICKEE?!?!?
Donut fink I wanna kno…….
Awsom song red! Dinka mind me, aym gonna car dance while waiting for some ‘za
‘aye waaaaant yew teeeew want meeee’
Bad NC66! Yu were nawt sposed tu fwip da switch!!
Mebbe u shud put awn ur plaid flannlol pj’s an spank him.
Ummm, I nawt haz enni flannlol jammiez. Yu do it, yu gotz some?
Yesh, I duz. Dey has kittehs awn dem.
I has flannlol gown too.
**faints**
**drags NC to swoonin cowch**
FanFanFanFanFanFan
Waek up, man! U alrite?
Yew awr sew gonna git mii in trubblol tewnite, awrn’t ya?
Pay no attenshun tew the loose nut behind teh keyboard 3KM.
Heez harmless
Moi?
Butt, I am so sweet, innosent, an pure as teh drivven sno….
.
…..an nawt hard-hedded.
.
.
….nawt at all.
Which loose nut behind da keyboard? I nawt scare mineself, well atleast nawt tu minnie tyemz. I lub da rest ub da loose nutz, I finalli belong!
Awwww… *sniff* Mii tew.
**starts nutty groop hug wif 3KM**
**wants to say sumfin abowt how to titen loose nuts, but duzznt**
*snorglols an purrs wiv nc66 an Red an OM an eberybuddy else*
Ohai, Taya!
How u doin? U gots job yet? Want mien?
Ohai eveyone! Loose nuts? Let me tell you about loose nuts! I’m at a car club meeting! A buncha guys looking at engines and talking about wires and cams and stuff!
Cams, gams, wuteber. Izzn dat why guys join car clubz? Sew dey can ketch up wif teh wimmenz wut hab teh speedy gams?
:snerk: probably! But hubbee gonna get epic hedbats if he starts chaysin fast wimmen!
I think his two cars keeps him busy enuff!
And dats why wimminz allow menz tew hab dem.
Ahhhhhh. The wurld order haz been restored.
*whispers*
Wi really jes want teh wimminz.
Wunce wii find uh gud wun, teh cars iz jes incidentlol.
Hay, I mite lyk bein dere.
I’m sumwut of a car chik. I lyk teh old cars an kin identify alot of dem.
Now, teh werkin parts unner teh hood? Nawt so mutch. I used to chanj teh oil in my nawt-sekkund car an MITE cud figger owt basik stuff, but u nawt want me goin dere by myself wif a wrench.
**covers nuts**
Iz dey loose?
Like ai yam gunna tell yew Ms. Goodwrench.
**grabs ayre-powered ratched**
WHHHIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!
**luuks at NC**
I finkso dey is loose. Heer, lemme halp yoo owt.
And heez abzitivelee, pozilootlee rite.
*Shhhh*
Doan tell noe wun. Izza MAN-sekrit.
**After teh Nurse Ratchet treatment NC wanders awf stiffed legged inna daze**
Innerjektin heer.
Wun of owr state slogins is, “Kentucky. Hoam of Beyootufol Horses an Fast Wimmen”.
I normally enjoy teh mechanical stuff, but after this week aye just wanna turn mai brain off! This stuff is too much luke work!
**Bites lip**
“Mechaniclol stuff” *snerk*
Duz dat havva horsepower rating?
Nawt yet. Butt (hehe) ai iz still lukkin It iz berry gud dat yew has no moar funkee cells and dat Dr. TinyCat sez yew iz otay.Iz allsew gud dat yew iz gittin ur stitcheez owt tewdai.
Iz bad tiem to be luukin foar job, I finkso.
Yesh, I iz berry happitayle I nawt has to get cutted awn moar, at leest foar a whiel.
Hey! Wii both know wunce a nut loose tu long, it kan’t bii titened.
. They rekognize da white jacket tu qwikly.
**Digs tow in teh durt**
Ai sawwwwrreeee
Butt (!) it wuz beeg and red adn hadda jinormus sine
wut sed dew nawt fwip. Hao culd ai resist?
Yep, iz a boi thing. Mine boi kan’t resist a button, nebber kould.
Where dew yew fink teh praze “ai’m nawt tuchin’ yew” came frum?
Dat shuld bii fraze
Jeebus awn uh biskit…
teh F-n-P keez nawt eben close tew each udder.
Eh, jes blayme it awn WP. Nobodee wud kno beddur.
**Tossez reems ob paper at teh WP monstur**
False idlolz, ai sacrifice tew dem.
Ai fink ai pult uh muscle fwiping dat flaming kitteh at teh anemone.
That’s cuz it isn’t nice to fwip kittens!
NC66…dat der iz one dah berryberry bassik trews’o'life!!! {{{{NC66}}}} Wii als bee tempty!
(btw, ai luvluvluv yu’s chapeau)
Here here!
**clinks glass wf OM**
And fanky. idansdansdans gabe it tew meh. Iz gud foar protekeeng against splortage.
o yesh!
Ai sooo gotta git one…ai luvs deh hats!!!! Teh tres kool iz dey chapeaux, tho, liik yus. U B styling!
…styleeng, beguileeng, all the wimminz awr smiling…wuteber.
Fanks for deh { } NC66, ai be newbie yawt felz
als included. Cheezpeeps da Bestest!!
=^1^= =^1^= =^1^=
*clinky-clinky* *OM scampin off 2 gits refills*
X-tra huggies foar the noob {{{{{{{{{{{OM}}}}}}}}}}}
AIM!!!!! FIRE!!!!!
No! Cawl 9-elebenty! Get teh fyremens heer!
Red wawts deh fyremens agin!?! whuuuu…KY womins IZ fast ‘n’ hongree fur moar dan noms…!
yessh, aifinkso! *bowing-en aw* =O..O=
Yah, dat’s me…..fulla shok an awe.
**luuks owt at teh audiense**
An y’all thot I wuz fulla sumfin eles!
(did ai steppa ovr deh line?) srysrysry ifso
Yoo askin me?
Nope nawt at awl.
{{{OtherMother}}}
Welcome to Cheezland, BTW!
*psst*
**whispers to OM**
Iffn yew click the bloo Reply link awn the rite, next tew teh cawmint dat yew awr répondez vous tew, yor cawmint will awpeer rite below teh wun yew awr speaking tew.
Ohhhh, koool! Fanksfanksfanks! *does hapy dans* Yu needs anoffer refill? *hurry off to resupply de guishy-fud on kakers, chek icy* Hum?
=^1^=
Yesh plz. **Hands OM glass**
Por sum moar por favor.
*refreshes ice, pours hearty one*
NC66…yu mut bee de weel edu8ted kitteh…speeks tooth, naw 3 languishes + own tawng, 2. Imprez…iz gud, wows. =^1^=
*x-cuse me while I get my own drinky, gin gimley!*
Oooh dat zounds liek uh gud idea in N-E language.
**Pours self sum Tankeray and Rose’s**
**Suddenly realizes ai yam holdin 2 drinkeez**
Ai know how tew fix dat
*SLURP* *Ahhhhh*
While wii’re awn teh subject,
Duz yew noe ’bout the “Who’s be talkin’” bawks at teh tawp (rite) ob teh page? It tellz yew hoo just poasted sumfin, and if yew click on teh name of the current lol next tew their name, yor web browser will taik yew rite tew dat poast. Izza berry gud shortcut.
I doan normally duz dis, there awr cheezpeeps dat noe much moar ’bout chezzland than eye dew, butt (!) ai try tew halp wen ai can.
Fanks-yew, yew R berry kind’n'greyus tew lil me.
Congrats on yur eggcelent news…I bee tinkin deh +++ thots & sendin dem yer way! {{rhsb}}
Frenz, I finkso I’m gonna go to sleep soon.
NC – It wuz a pleshur, as alwayz.
MO – It wuz grate to meet you.
‘Nite, Cheezy-peeps!
Nighty-nite to yu, Red/rhsb, frm PNW wher’ deh trees als bee pointy’n'green. *slow eye-blink*
Nite nite Red.
Doan let teh tyres kick back.
Schmoo red! Nite
Kat-a-purrrr-ta ;P
*twang* WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE! *thud* Again! I wanna goe again!!!
Poor kitteh! I have5 lolz!
CATapoolt!
oar maybee is trebucat?
LAUNCHING KITTEH
IN 3, 2, 1
(mai hed a splode nao =D)
omg!! this looks just like my cat!!! im serious!! it does my kitteh Sixx….except my Kitteh had a spot on his nose!!