Overprotective Brother Kitteh says:
Overprotective Brother Kitteh says: You’ll have to come through me first….
if ur pokkit needz protectin, i can halp.
picture: Lieve. lol caption: RamonaQ
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RAWRRRR!
SPLORT!
*sweep up JK2K’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*liffs hed up weeklee*
fanks annipuss! dat wun iz tew daynjerus! … muss … nawt …. luuk ….
*fawls bak ownna floofy map blankie*
Yeah JK2K da top ob da 4 waye brayd. Iz frydegg nite, ai is offern sordid horses’obberz and an open bar fore da drinkeez.
Alsew ai wantz da bebbehz.
Nobuddy torks to mai lidl sis lyk taht!
Fank you, Ambercat. Iz got three babbeh orpfin kitteths and two of dem is callies an also da little girls. Dey gangs up on der poor ginger brudder.
Ai hab thought dat da kitteh gurls r meaner den da kitteh boyz. Mai kitteh gurls iz awwayz pouncy pouncy butt ( ! ) da boyz r jus chillin awl day.
Oooh! teh bebbeh orpfin kittehs!! Haow ole duz tehy haz? Wut happind 2 tehr mama? Hunhunhhunh? Ai haz a cue ree us. (Jush call mii miss nosibriches.
I ownli sed yu can’t hab ani pudding unless yu eet yor meet. Wass sew rong wib cheezburger anyway?
haow kan u hab ennee puddin eff u doan eetz ur meet?
Bruvver lukks affer hims sistur
Nawt liek moast bruvverz Ai haz met….
Well — ai iz gessin (rite after ai rited sumfin to teh contrary) dat dey iz boaf gurlkatz — boaf bein torties & awl.
Beeg sistah kitteh, aifinkso tew, NS! Kal eekoes nawt beh in boi flabors.
Oh is BERREE lyk mai brudder! Ai neber got lukkee at partays cos he yuse to tayk enneewun hoo showd me ennee intrest to wun syd an tell tehm “AI lyk yu, Ai lyk yu a lot but yu unnerstand donut yu; TUCH MAI SISTAH AN YUR DED!!!” Ai is nao awn teh shaydee syd ob fortee an Ai’s STILL singul!
U kneedz tu teelz da brudder dat himz chasded awae da guiz, now iz da tyme tu fynd dem fore U.
My 2 bruvverz thort it wuz a wastid dai iffn dey didn’t ridyoos me 2 teerz.
Mine bruvver thinked it wuz funni tu push mii down wen hii past mii in da hallwai.
My brudder almoast hitted me in teh hed wif a krokay mallit!
He wudda dun it, ifn it nawt been foar mahm watchin us owt teh kitchin winder.
Thnk CC fur kitchen windows.
Yah. Mahm had jes separayted us erlyur, cuz wii had been fitin, so I finkso dats why hur had been watchin us.
Mai sistur hitted meh wif teh rake ober teh hed wunse. lukky fur meh it wuz teh toi raek adn nawt did purrmanunt injuree.
hey, her survived…
I wuz teh big sis, too. Brudder iz almoast 8 yeers younger.
I had teh size advantidj but him wuz sneekyur.
I wuz, well am, da yungest. I gitted beat by mine brudder and sister. Poor 3km!
**holds up hand wif finner an thum rubbin 2gedder**
U see wut I’m doin, rite?
Iz dat klassical musik I hear?
Da whorldz smalles record plaer plaein “mi hart bleedz fore U”??????????????
Huhhuhhhuh????????
Wad du ai winz????????
Awl expense paid trip tu Cheezland, ISP charges nawt included.
U won rayne. Wii got lots of it, so I will send yoo sum of it.
ai feel fer yu – ai iz teh yungest uf 7 – 5 brudders and wun sista!! brudders wuldn’t tuch sista cuz her wuz BIG craibebeh, sew gess hoo got teh brudder abyoos?
Moast bruvvurs ai noes wuld beet ennywun dat hurted teh lil sis. Den go hurt teh lil sis moar den teh guy they beeted up did.
“He ain’t hebby, he’s my brubber.”
Awww – y duz u hasta blok mah fun, big bruvver?
Big Bruvver Kitteh Sez:
Watch owt, liddlol sister — awl doez pplz datz luukin at us iz gonna haz their braynez asplodify owt uf their hedz enny sekkund nao. U wuddint want dem to sully ur gorjus floof!
SKWEEEEEE!!!!
littol balls of kyoot floof!!!
SPLORT!!!!
*blargh! thud!*
*sweep up gammacat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
FangQ anni! ai just luv teh serious look on teh first kittehs fayce!
*titens CHRG and snubbles under blankee*
Nawt mess wif mine little sister buddy!
Mai littlol bruvvur wuz teh fierce when it came 2 mai boi-frenz. And I haf to admit: hii was teh correct!
Boiz know boiz don’t dey.
Awww!
Splort!
*sweep up K_K_C’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*sweep up Kitteh_Kat_Celia’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Waw! Reskew in stereeeoh!
Ohai, Taya!
*pokes pinky nose out from under blankee, waves a tuxedo furrred paw*
O tank u bofh, Taya and annipuss!
AI’ll tri not to wook at teh picture….but is so cyoot though…
Awwww!
how shweeeeet!
**Red comes bak in, awl dryed awf**
Duz ennywun has enny tekillya?
*Pours Red a biiiggg shot ub tukillya* This will help.
Fanks. Iz been a day, lemmetellya.
Mahm came hoam from Noo Hampstur, an hur has alreddy manidjed to pees me awf.
Werk drove me crazee.
I’m still tyred.
I hadda deel wif Lexington an its traffik. I hate Lexington.
I wented tu WallE after wurkz fur da groceryz, so I am now nursing a much deserved adult beverage.
Wally Whirled awn a Fryday afturnoon?
Are yoo MAD womin?!?!?!
I wud has to be drinkin BEFOAR goin dere az well az aftur!
Surprisingly it wuz nawt tu horrible, cept fur da adolescent teenager grumbling da hole tyme. I finally sended him tu da games.
ai gabed mafs testseseses Purrs and Friedegg, and nao ai gets tew grade dem awl week week weekend, oar until ai’hm dun.
Yuk! Atlest yu haz da answers, tho.
dis is troof… butt (hehehe) ai trais tew figure owt whut mah stew dents did rong, tew halp them unnerstand. :S Takes moor thyme, butt (hehehe) halps dem learns, aifinkso.
Wat learnen grade du yu teech?
3km – I wuz in Lexington dis afturnoon an thot abowt stoppin by to say “Ohai”. I wudda dun it, butt did nawt hab tiem.
**sighs** I h8 Lexington. Dere iz onlee a 2-werd frase foar dat town, an I gotta say it heer in code: “Charlee Foxtrot”.
Da downtown iz da pleh. I avoid it at AWL cost! I haz been knonw tu dribe awl way round new circle tu avoid it.
I wuz awn Niklisvill rode.
Need I say moar?
Eewwww!! Yu poor thing. Heer haz nudder shot.
Then, it startid raynin.
Downpoar. Versailles Rode. 4:30 inna afturnoon. Stop an go from Westmoreland to BG Parkway.
Got to get a gud luuk at teh castlol. Iz nyse now.
Iz beri nyse, wuld lyke tu sii inside.
I has seen pikshurs dat wuz sent in emayo, butt donut kno ifn I still has it oar nawt. Ifn I duz, I will send to yoo.
Of coarse, iz berry egg-spensib to stay dere.
Dew wii know enniwun rich hoo bii havin a parti there? *checks address book an laffs* Nope, I nawt know enniwun, how bout yu?
**luuks at Krissmis Card list**
Nope. Awl my frenz iz borked too.
I did buy Powerball tikkit 2day. Jackpot iz $109 millyun munnies. Finkso I can libs awn dat?
Hay! Looky wut I jes fownded: Castle
YAY! Thnx red, now I know wat I want fur Mudders Dai! Did yu notice how much dinner costs?
Nope. How mutch?
I’m luukin at teh menyoos. I wud has to tayk dikshunaree, cuz I nawt kno wut haff dat stuff iz!
Nawt luked at menu, just room rates wif an wifowt dindin. Bout 125 munnies Ifinkso. Dat better bii sum realli gud fud!
**fawls off bed from shock**
THUNK!
Awesome Link . . . drive by there awl teh time wundering wuts in there. Thnx.
*SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-LORTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
Oh noe jmuhj iz down.!
*Dragz in da portable CCC
Sweepy up da brainz an rinse dem wif apple juice, carefully pakz dem bak in da head an replayces da brain bones. Wraps head in sparkli duky tape an puts awn super strong CHRG. Sitz jmuhj awn da recobery couch an gives dem a nyce hawt chocolit.*
Heer just rest now!
Two-hedded kitteh pays doublol for psychotherapies.
Doublol da fun doublol da trubble!
Speekin of dubblol trubblol….gess wat cd I buyed 2day!
SRV!!! Yay!! Awl mine leeved mii cept fur da wun him did wif him bruther.
Linc brudder sez, “u aint takin my brudder Michael!”
Okay, I’ll just snorgle the both of you!
~Splort~
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, D.R..
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa D.R. braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka D.R. in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs D.R. a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
Thank u, Bom Momme. I needs to remember mah prebentativ measures.
Those two are females and not males so the caption should read Overprotective sister
Good one.
Only female cats have a 3 colored fur.
Jest goes SPLORT lyks da rest of us.
oh, TWO kalikos fer teh pryce uf wun!! ai tayk BOFF! ai nawt skared uf teh tuff wun! *yoink*
*snorglesnorglesnorglesnorgle*
Previous lol: big sister/little brother
This lol: little sister/big brother
thats hillarios!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, that am a likkle sister kitteh, not a brother kitteh – tortiez be almost always girlies.
These are females. You can see it as they’re tricolor.
89 posts in less than 24 hours? And yes, tri-color are female unless there is a rare genetic anomaly.
Sonny Corleone kitteh sayz: “You touch my sister again, i’ll kill ya”
Retweet?
Retweet?
Cuties!!! :3
It’s Dean!kitty protecting his little brother Sam!kitty.
how adorible!