
I’m Popeye the Sailor Cat… I left a dead bird on the mat… Got no time to quibble… Just give me my kibble… I’m Popeye the Sailor Cat! (toot-toot)
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ganwil
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rrrrrr, me harties
conga rats, q! iz teh solo nawt-sekkind. chawklit martoonee 4u?
mnyum, mnyum. And some salted pecans?
yesh! yesh! yesh! pecamz bee teh nommeh!
conga rats, q! iz teh solo nawt-sekkind. chawklit martoonee 4u?
silleh wp!
silleh wp!
silleh wp!
yah, silleh wp!!
congarats Q!
awl cheezfrends pleez tew hep urseffs tew teh omelet bar wich inkludes manee uvver brekfist type noms an tehres fresh cawfee an tee an pastrees
an fer those inna diffrunt tyme zone, ober heer iz teh cheezburg bar ware u cahn selekt as menne diffrunt toppings az u want an tehres sordid beerz an whines an lots uv uvver delishus drinkies
oooo fankees, bf! ai has a cheezburger wif teh bloo cheez an sum bakkun an lettus an vine ripe tematers an musterd an onyums an teh kichin sink an
ai stops nao.
ooo ai lieks dis! awl tiemz zones in wun plaec…majikkle! ai finkso aiz gonna haz a Pan-Galaktik Garglolblasteh!
WHAT a gud idea ! Ai’ll joyne yoo – an heer’s to Q in teh top spot!!
Ai yam wat Ai yam
Yarrrrr
spinuch flayvr
Toot, toot!
g’nit awl
ai is an insomkneekat–going 2 bed now, just thort ai’d stay up till now 2 say g’nite to cheezfrens {{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}
nitee nite kitkay!
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gudnite {{{kitkay}}}
Im popaii teh saylor kat
ai lib at teh lawndrowmatt
*iz hao ai lerned it*
Look at me mussels!
dont clam up now!
Sum plaice you’ve got heer!
iz u teh sole okyewpant?
cowngarats, Q on nawt sekkund!
I brings mashed taters an graybee frum KFC
an ai’ll doe see doe a vikktree dans dans dans!
iz funnee. I luv potatoes but nevvur fink to maek them. So, nom on down!
ai iz teh same, Q. too funneee!
tehy berree taystee fur mai lunsh / dinner
Fergit teh spinnich, git meh a cheezzzzburg!
I wud gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheezburger today.
OMCC booklion! Nice to see yoo! it was getting a bit skeery heer awl bai maiself!
ohai, Janet! Caturday mornigs r teh kwiet.
I emeowed yu….
Yes!! Caturday mornings r teh kwiet heer!! But . . .ai dont think they USED to bee! Maybee sumwhere teh whether iz teh byootiful! An they ar awl out piknikking! Oar – further to teh eest – still sleeping!
Iz SPRING!!!! ost peeps is out enjoying it, aifinkso. In a few meownits, I’m going to do chores fur parental lions…nice day to be out.
SCHMOOOS! to you, Janet, and ebberybuddy!
WoW is taht kaht ebber skary looking! Esp teh mouff! is dat a case ob teh kleff palate ore wut?
Meethinks dat’s himz tung
FLOOFY!!!!!!!!!
kitteh wun-eye sez ‘Iz awl fun an gaims til sumwun loozez a eye. Tehn iz jus fun’
tehn iz hillareeyus!
Eye Eye Matie! eye eye……
ai nawt sayin tihs be a maingee kitteh, but ai allus finks ob a kitteh ai saw deep in teh everglades in flawrida. it wuz wun aiid, didn’t hab a tail, wuz flea infested an frenlee as ennefing. it met me owtside a restrawnt an made frens. ai axed abowt it inside, an tehy said it wuz an owld kitteh taht had excaped a few alleygaytors in its day. tuffest lookin kitteh ai ebber sawed, an teh frenleeist!
Cat hangin owsyde a restrant- I’d say thatz won SMART cat.
Oh! OHAIO Thisncat! THIS iz unbeleevabul! Ai wuz just thiking abiut yoo laszt nite – ai wuz getting awl sentimental – becuz ov teh trip ai just cayme bak frum – an wuz thinking ov awl teh peeple al laiked so much hoo ar hardlee ebber heer – an heer yoo AR!!!
Speekin ov majik!
GET OFF MY TAIL!!
An mai lawwn!! Dern wipperschnappers!
I luvs parody lyrics
i’m popeye the sailor cat,
i live in a pirates hat,
i eat lots of fishes
’cause they are nutritious
i’m popeye the sailor cat
meow, meow
Yay! *clappity clappity clappity*
*stans on awfiss chare an applolawds*
bwavo!
That was so funny I almost snorted coffee out my nose!!
ru readee cheezpeeps?
iz cant heer uuuu..
arrr…. ♫♪
hoo libs in a lolaple unner teh bed??
steels lolrus bukkit n maeks him sew mad??
if funnee furbal humor iz sumfink u wish,
gifs kitteh a cheezburger served in a dish!
Awl togeder nao! ♫♪♫♪
lolcat cheezpantz! lolcat cheeziepunts! lolcattttt cheeezpantssss!!11!
*sings tew spongebob squarepants*
ru readee cheezpeeps? {ai ai kapshun!}
iz cant heer uuuu.. {ai ai kapshun!}
arrr…. ♫♪
hoo libs in a lolaple unner teh bed?? {lolcat cheezpants!1!}
steels lolrus bukkit n maeks him sew mad?? {lolcat cheezpants!!!}
if funnee furbal humor iz sumfink u wish, {lolcat cheezpants!}
gifs kitteh a cheezburger served in a dish! {lolcat cheezpantss!}
Awl togeder nao! ♫♪♫♪
lolcat cheezpantz! lolcat cheeziepunts! lolcattttt cheeezpantssss!!11!
{♫♪ insert invisbul harmonica heer ♫♪}
erik teh lolcat!! Taht wuz jusr WUNDERFUL!!! Maed me smyol fur shure!!
ossum, erik!! ai lubbsss it!
Pyrutt Kitteh seez
stillz wawrm Nom Nom Bawkz dat needz
oapunneengz RYTE NAOW!!!
Hewminz willz nawtz shayr
wutz insyde Nom Nom Bawkz wiff
t3h Pyrutt Kitteh
Dat iz so nawtz ryte!
Pyrutt Kitteh wilz taykz! Lyke
Cartman awn ‘Sowff Pawrk’!
Pyrutt Kittehz canz
strrrrrrrtch owtz ober Nom Nom Bawkz
andz maykz it himz oawn!
Jack.
*stans on awfiss chayr agin an applolawds*
bwavo, jakk!!
Iz wat hapenz aftur de turtle nommed heem.
Best. Kitteh. Evah.
Eh, I liked the “Spartans! Tonight we dine in Hell!” one better.
you made me LOL just reading it again
“Brush ur TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS!!!!!”
*fliez thur ayr wif giant toofbrush*
that kitteh has no teef!!!!!
gotz me gigglin
That just made my day! Tanks, me maties!
nice poetry:P
[laughs like popeye] Agg agg agg agg!
That’s one of the best one’s I’ve seen!
Epic wins.
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(^o^)-Thaz haz a awzomnizz! U haz a prodijee?!?!
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Hee hee hee! Or-sum rhyme.
ha dat is funnyz
popi rox.
rlly.
lolz i lurv poeye teh saylor man but dis is even better
kitteh needs sum teef brushing and sum spinach lolzorz
this kittah is made of EPIC WIN!!!!
Impressive.
Dude datz so cute….i fel lik a sailor………except im not a giy and im not ugly & old…….and mostly,im not that williams guy.the catz so adorble dogh!!!!!!!