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HALP!
yesh, dish soop needs za lil halp…. hmmmm a lil thyme, mebees?
It needs TENDRILS, aifinkso!
as yoo wish….
*trims tendrils, throws dem in da soops*
*remaining tendrils grow back wif a vengence*
Whatsa matta, Maus? I fot yu were gud at mayking soup.
Fur ratatouille, must add eggplants.
And a sprinklez ov cheezburgerz!
…an pet-purrz, prezoomablii.
*hums commershul jingul ‘so thick you can eeat it wif a fork’”
*adds lolnascar’s maus fill’d tortellolnies*
*stirs da pot wif eggstra tendrils wich sprowt’d fresh from da proonings*
*hums while stirrink da pot♪*
*adds parslee , sage, n rozeMary “
Liddul mausie feetses stir teh pot fur you.
teh Wolfee in “Dr. DeSoto” lykes hymns mausy wiff a pinch ob salt an a dry wite wine”
NE Wm Stieg fans out dere?
Heers litlol life jackit for yas Maus
hmm, that luks suspishushly like a noodle, lolnascar!
maus fill’d torteLolnies Barillol brand be on sale @ lolcal soopermarket dis weekweekweek…
Mice = dirty critters. Yuck.
Those ain’t mice. They’re to big those are rats.
yea, they’re rats, and if the cat sticks his head in there, he’s gonna regret it. 4 sets of razor teeth. rat bites hurt like hell.
Wild ones are dirty. Cute ones in pet stores are not. Rats are very smart and funny animals. Better than and hamster any day. I worked at a pet store right after high school. I handled rats, mice, gerbils, hamsters, etc. Guess how many times I was bitten by a hamster. I’d say about 30 times in the year I was there. And 1 time by a rat. And it was because I had the smell of my lunch on my hand. My children are not allowed to have hamsters because of this.
I had hamsters as pets as a kid and I agree that rats make much better pets!
They are social, smart, and very trainable! The only biting incident occurred when one of the rats had a litter. Momma chose not to nom the carrot that was being offered, but bit my ex instead.
Mai rats yoosed to freten to bait bois, butt (!!) neber gurls. But eben den, only wun bait ebber. Berry clever, berry soshububble aminals! Much bettur dan nassty hamsturs!
U shudn’t haz…
SWEET!
I liek the presentashun too, one of eech color….
no veggies, tho.
Stop it! Mausy Stew is not delicious OR nutritious!
oh but, but, I thot it was liek, Duck Soop?
I new movie in teh making??
“What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus?”
A gyunt Maus goin on hollydai?
no… it maus’s butt! AHAHAHAHAHAHABAH!
I dunno, wut?
maybee it wud bee wif a few carrots an taters, an eggstra mausies, uv corse.
at teh risk uv sowndin lyke a borked rekkord….
Mai ai pleez remind awl U.S. cheezepeeps taht tamarrow, Mai 9 is the letter carriers ‘Stamp Out Hunger’ food drive. Nonperishable fuud items mai bee left fer ur carrier er brot tew ur lokal post orifice. Pleez tew donayte iffen u can an pleez bee shure tew chek taht teh fuuds r within teh ‘use by’ dait. (ai finded wun cahn inna bak uv mai cubbord taht wuz ‘spired, yuk). Lots of folks cahn uze a liddlol hep tehse dais. Fank yew fer ur ‘tenshuns.
Inn menni areas u can drop fud off tu ur local fud bank enny tyme. Sum tymes ower boi scowt troop goes ober dere an halps dem sort it. Dey iz alwaiez needin teh halp an teh fudz!
Rat soop nawt enny beddur den maus soop.
Maus kwik gedinnacar!!
wai, iz dere a lyon?? *luuks rownd wildlee*
ccan i haz an0mal cwakers wifdat soop?
Orr maybee sum gowldfish?
Teh REEL gowldfish..nawt teh crakkur kind.
dew nawt bee koi, tel uz wat u reely want
Hers fishin fur teh anser, aifinkso.
Everbudde needs to qwit carping.
Stopit. Yer givin me a haddock…
I’ll sing to cure it: “Salmon chanted evening…”
hmmm. nice plaice for a musiclol interlude.
Mebbe iz a tumor.I’ll cawl teh sturgeon.
So meeny bad mds out dere, so when yu chose, remember “Caviar emptor”
Maus!
Teh answer to teh riddle plz???
It’s irrelevant…
No, itza hippopotamus! (Sorry Flanders and Swann!)
yea-yah, awl dat carping is rlly crappie
cold soop is gud fer a hawt day!
Another bath? Ratz!
Iz a liddlol waddery tho, pleez tew fro in a few moar mousies? kaithxyum!
Hey!
No hey. Veggees. Adn mausies. Kthx.
an gushi-fuds 2 mayk teh grabey.
kan ai inbite Tigger ober? dere’s enuff stew fer boff uf us…
Waitor, deres a maus in mah soop.
shhhh! nawt sew lowd, ebreewun wil wan wun!
Oh, rats…
mmmm… Needs some more ingredients…
Asparagus
Brocloli
Canellini beans
D…
Dandylions
Egg plants
Fava beans
G…
Grated cheese
Hints of garlic
Itty bitty corn kernals
J…
Dandylyon greens
Eggses
Fennel
Gelato
Hawt sawce
I…..
Italian sawsage
Jumpin beenz
Koala toez
Lemuns
M……
Mushrumez
Noodulz
Onyuns
Peaz
Q…
Quinoa
Rutabaga
Sesame oyl
T…
Tofu
Unicorn horn
Vitameatavegamin
W…
Water chestnuts
Xantan gum (to thicken…)
Yams
Zalsparilla
YUM! nom nom nom nom
Having just seen “Finding Nemo” (with lolanguage subtytuls) and lerning that “Fish are our friends, not food” and taeks the pledge with Bruce, Blacktayle d wonders if these be good seafud eats.
ooooo maus fill’d tortillinoms!
weelll, now…howcom dis be doon here… goes to get coffeez
White maus sez…”Sumfing’s wrong. I smella rat”
No soup for you!
Soup Nazi ref, FTW!
Dis cud tern inta a batch of Rat-ah-twoie
des not moouses, des rattys
and they smellz kitteh, kitteh yum
DATS mai fav….ai says Rodney Dill…FTW!
DON’T LOOK, MAUS!!
(someone cover Maus’ ears)
Dis been stuk in mah hed for monfs…..
Awwweeesum, Kaffleen!!
*GAK* days uh mawse inna baff tub.
These mausies are making me hungry
I’m sure the local pet store is open by now.
Tribble, I’m sorry I missed yr birfday. I wuz nawt neer a computer dat day atall…but herez belayted greetings, and a (tightly lidded) giftie box ov quadrotritcale to feed yr flokk of tribbles.
Oh fank u booklion. Az u can imagine, eye goe threw lotz uff quadro wheat stuff feedin awl uff my tribbles. Heer, eye haza tribble juss 4 u.
Ooooh, fankie fur teh tribble, Tribble. Iz my faborite color, too.
kitteh will has a maussushie plz
Ohai Tribble! Happeh B-layted berfday! I mist it, srry! Awlso mist “botball” on May 5th in Oklahoma. Saw it on yore linkee. How are fings in teh SPace? Last week wii got to C teh naught-sekond ever Star-Treck eppysode! No cpt Kirk, onlee won ai knos is SPock.
is demz gonna show it again, an which channel?
Fanks kitkay. Eye haz such a happee dat u seed a Star Trek eppysode. Eye hoap u lyked it. Eye canna wayte tu c teh moovie! U involved in Botball?
Is this how you clean mice? I am confused!!!
Those aren’t mice, they’re rats. Rats, like cats, groom themselves and generally don’t need baths, unless they get into something they shouldn’t! Sometimes light colored fur gets dull-looking, too, and a quick bath will brighten it up.
But unlike (most) cats, some rats like water. They’re good swimmers, too. Maybe these rats are playing. They certainly don’t look stressed, they’re just sniffing.
* Frum behind teh Ohai fens behind teh NB *
No! NAwt dat wun Bully Dozer!!! U sposed tu push that pile uf durt ober there. Ai can hire teh dam beevurs to du this jawb U nose!
* Beep Beep Rumblol rumblol *
Ohai Troll E! Watcha doin? Hmm?
Do the dam beevurs bild teh beevur dams ??
watership down?
Fawr deh lahst tyme dems iz nawt mausies, dems is da awsum Ratties!!! Mesa luvs mah ratties!
keshet…yer raty bited yer ex! Oh noooo! Was deh po raty okays aftrwood? Ex’s ar craizy awfol germy dudes. =O..O=
thay r al vry kuute ratz too….
BTW, i theenk i fownd whair thi piktur kam frum…..
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulinacha/866347105/
Thi fotostreem iz et:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulinacha/
Ai sawd dis webby place….eh bee berry kool 2 knos deh ratzstory back ob deh pix.
(history, herstory, ratzstory, did ai gotted that rite?)
yessh, ifinkso =^1^=
sry……….Fanks, Donna, fur deh sites!
thank you
Awh Mum, You wash me dinner
Lol! that is so cute
I BET NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HAD PET RATS AS A PET!!!!!!!!!!!! RATS ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID RAT HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1