I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you! Knock it off!
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Stop fiting, NOW
herz saiz, in her best authoritarian voyce
don’t mayke me turn this car around!
Sumtiemz Si aer glad Ai ownlee had wun kidlet!
ai agwee – ai wuz wun uf 7 kidlets, and sumtymes ai iz glad ai ownlee haz Plasticat! ai don noe haow mai poor momcat handled 7 uf us!
Ai feeled dat
MAHHHHM!! HE’S TUTCHIN ME!!!!
Burd-braynes, teh pair ob tehm.
Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Maaaaaaahm — maek him stop!!!
Butt (!) aim a beeg fan uv urs.
“I told you, No hugz!”
I crown thee Sir Chirpsalot.
Birdeh waves teh cloak ov irritability.
Win!
wingwingwing…
Hewwo?
Beep…dis phone nummer habs been associated wif a possible crimminal or misunderestimated charity wurker. Plz call 1-800-spammer to see if dis call iz fur u.
*sigh*
*dials lolphone* 1… 8 hunnert… Hay! There’s no “spammer” key on this lolphone. *pouts*
In wich cayse, cawl 9-elebenty adn ask fore fyremins/firewimmins tu… assist, yesh, yesh, assist yu.
Hummingbird immitation…ur doin it quite well, akshully.
Flick could have landed anywhere,
but he always wanted teh place that his twin brudder had.
burfday fairy is heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding (but not limited to) FFB20 and scetjm i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caek an rich ‘n’ butter yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem, sparkly party punch, iskreem, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bowse, ittybitty photo albums for keeping pikshures ob all yor favrit kittehs an peeplols an goggies an stuff, kandee, an sparkly hummybird stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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yore LUKING at me!
“Hewwoh, Ise the blewbyrd ob happiness come to bryten yer day!”
“Well yew jest tern yer bleu butt around and go awey, Ise crampy an cranky an I DO NAUT WANT YER CRAP!”
Az awl fings hab opposites (light haz dark, noiz haz kwiet), so teh opposite ob teh blewburd ob happiness iz teh ostrich ob depreshun.
Old blue
eyesburd sings..♫ Come fly with me, lets fly lets fly away
If you can use, some exotic booze
Theres a bar in far bombay
Come fly with me, well fly well fly away ♫
Comes fly wif meh, letz floatz down 2 Pear-u,
Inna lama landz, der’s a wun man band
adn he’ll toot hiz floot 4 yu
Comes fly wif meh, letz taek off inna bloo..
“Yu are teh wind beneeth mah wiiiings…”
So wud yu cut it owt?
Fanks.
Sry, it’s teh beens!
Mmmm..fud!
Liek Ai did wif mai sistur. Ai nawt pullz hur braid, ai just holding it. Hur iz pulling.
This looks like a big sister/little brother relationship.
Fast food……
Ai had a thunked nawt lawng ago….
Iffn teh kuntree Hungary nda teh kuntree Turkey gottid intew teh war, would eet be kawled teh “Hungree Turkey War”?
**Red comes in, soaked to teh skin an drippin wet**
Ohai frenz. Iz raynin heer. Hard.
Teh gud noos iz I finkso teh burd poop got warshed awf my car.
Dis be gud song foar teh momint: Tina Turner
LOL! FTW!!!!
May teh burd of paradyse fly up ur noes…
.
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**luuks sturnlee at teh burds**
Witch wun of yoo pooped awn my car?
Ai gotted da gud newz, ai finalli maed nuff noez da ai gotted tu talktalktlak tu da Dr. TinySpeicalistCat, Dey feel dat Mikey nawt haz da asthma, butt (snerk) da kronik broncitist frum da moania himz had in Dismemememeber.
Dey iz sortof cloose tu da saem, cept is nawt likklee tu bee lyfe frettening. Wii still haz tu keep close I on himz cause he can get moania again, butt (snerk) nawt as much as da asthma sikk.
Yay, Bom! Iz happee foar u an Mikey.
Fankees, wii R berri reliefed.
{{Bom_momme}}{{mikey}} lotsa happy tayles for yew both!
yay – at least nu monia is curablol!!!
{{{{BOM an Mikey}}}}
The breeze is irritating me!
okay, that’s enough! You both wait until your dad comes home and tans your feathers!
I noticed that when your mouse hovers over the picture, it says ‘funny sibling hummingbirds…’ Those aren’t hummingbirds.
Aye, those are actually barn swallows.
Or should that be CLIFF swallows? If the tail is any indication…
I’m glad someone else noticed that! Swallows, not hummingbirds!!!111elebenty
this be me and ma brotha
Dawwr, this is the cutest picture I’ve ever seen.
Theyre not hummingbirds, theyre swallows. important
The picture of the hummingbird is so cute!