Nope. No milks.
Nope. No milks. Dey gots waters. U wants a water?
mebbeh we can git sum frum dis macheen.
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iz dat da saem kitteh from last pik?
Don’t fink so – rite eer is liter culler
No coek – pepsi!
Chee’burger, chee’burger, cheep, cheep…
No fries…chips!
Donut gib yur kitteh pepsi! Mai commet wus fur comedy porpoises oenlee! If yu gib yur kitteh pepsi it can maek yur kitteh hi-purr-ach!Tiff! Taht is – yur kitteh wull purrrrrr, but(!) a octif hier, tehn coff oop hayrbawls an tehn sneez. TIHS IS VERREE DAYNJERUS FUT KITTEHS!!! Ebree tym a kitteh sneezeseses, it looooses wun billiunth ob it brayn cells – a bad coeld can leev yur kitteh terminully stoopy!
Plus, tehy can hert teihr lidl pawses, traing to get teh caps orf teh bottuls.
Plus, tehy is mor innerested in plain wiv teh strors tahn in drinkin teh pepsi, an taht is a wayst – yur pepsi is bedderer served cleening yur pennies!
Ennifing but drinkin it!
and deh sugars in it will make U a tubby tabby
Akshulii, wii purrfurz dyette Petsi.
Didja see that they is making a Pespi wif shugars again? They call it Pespi Throwback. Has teh shugars instead of teh corm syrups, which some peeps say is teh moar fattening than shugars. I has not tried this yet, but I did find some Kosher Coke at teh groshery store this year. I barely rember whut Coke tasted like when I was a lolkittenburglar but this was close, I’m sure.
oh noes, U burgled kittens
what else has U done
deh huge manatee
How bout soups? They gots soups?
no soup fur mew.
Seinfeld FTW!
Mausie soop ??
STOPIT!
*he says as he stamps hims little feets*
oh, how cute…
*stirs da pot s’more*
*sipsipsip*
hmmmm, needs a liddul cilantro, ifinkso…
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
No, don’t cut it owt, ai lyke cilantro! Ohai stewie, ai meen, Maus!
lol – turnabowt iz fayr play (hooz ded nao?)
Yesh Yesh! Wut AngelPlume said!
an sum chipotle peppers!
*boop* its okai Maus, we dinna eat mausies if we now them!
Dere, dere Maus. Doan’t worrie noe wunz gonna mayke soop outta your realtivez. Eye wuz atta hardware store reecentlee an eye sawed sum mowse traps. Eye sayed “oh noes, Maus wood not lyke tu see dat at awl.” Huzband just gave mee a funneh luk.
Rat soop wus teh lasst picher.
Ok, how bout a nice chinchilla chowder then?
Or mebbe some Cui Chowder? Or Pinny Gig Porridge?
IS U INSANE???
Does u has any idear how long that takes to cook? And I has a hongry NOW.
About haf teh tiem it taeks tu maek the gud maus oar rat soop Aifinkso. Ratz adn maus is needz tu cuk lawng tiem tu be tendurs. Cui is tendur rite frum teh start.
Juss doan’t mayke enny tribble tenderloins!
skwirrel sorbet fer afterz?
Maus soup?!? Skwrrl sorbet?!?!
*faynts*
**fanz gammacat** Ai hope dis iz nawt the gnu menyew at NOM!
Maus! Pinny Gigs is a gateway rodint! soon tehy will be nomming hamsters, tehn rats, and tehn mausies!
*laffs hard at “gateway rodent”*
Um, oops. Anybuddy got a 50p towel?
Here’s a sham-wow. Yu kin keep it. Reelee.
kthxwow
Day hab surjiree fur dat now. Ai saw teh sine wen ai wuz getting my vicegripogram.
vicegripogram! gud wun PH!
anee wun reed teh laytest Consumer Reportz? tehy wuz nawt kind tew hour beeluved Shamwow.
Nope. MILK!
What part uv “nope,no milk” did u nawt get ??
Well, he dint get teh milk, fur a start!
yew gots quarters?
Gotta kwartur?
pinch poke yew owe me a coke!
OW! HeHe! GMTA! **putz kwarturs in masheen, gibs carosue a coke**
sip sip sip! Yew is nicer dan mai brudders. Dey always weaseled owt of it when we said sumfing at teh same time and then the first purson who said the pinch poke fing wuz supposed to get the coke, rite? But dey was always broke.
Wai did yu borke them? Did yu hab tu ficks them?
snerk!
we usta say ‘jinx’, now, it’s ‘jinx, you owe me a brandy’
yesh. we said jinx while punching the other person in the upper arm. Nao taht aaaAi fink uv it, lot of teh childhood stufuf had uz siblings punching each other.
iz say ‘ jinx poke owe me a coke’ littke bruvers owe 60 cokes
noe, git meh a yoohoo
Noe yoohoo? Haow bowt Moxie, tehy got Moxie?
Wut’s Moxie?
Moxie izza Noo Ingerland fing, iz bery…..erm….uneek taisting (ie nasty) soda. Wikipedia sez tihs bowt Moxie…
“One of the key ingredients of Moxie is “Gentian Root Extractives”, which probably contributes noticeably to its unique flavor.[3] For those without access to Moxie, the flavor can be approximated (and adjusted to taste) by adding Angostura bitters to root beer, or by mixing Campari with Coca-Cola, or by mixing a shot of Jägermeister in a glass of Coca-cola (6-8 oz.). Its bitter taste is also reminiscent of Italian chinotto soda.”
Dat sounds pleh!
it iz pleh! butt mai gramma ablolutlee luved it.
tehy liked sum weerd fings bakk in teh olden dayz
offishul stait softee drink uv Maine
Is neither nootrishus nor delishus
I has had it only once
and dat wuz enuff
aifinkso iz wun uv those fings wif noe inbetween, u eivver luv it oar hait it.
Ai fink itz horriblol but teh peeps ai kno that lyke it wil defend it wif tehyre lifes.
Dats lyke teh abuv-minshuned Jägermeister, ai kinnawt stand dat stuff, but sum peeps lub lub lub it. Don’t know ineewun dat’s in-between.
Ai luvs teh CinottoI Bitter is about my favorite taste group
Parro thead axes “Whut’s Moxie?”
I answers: Not much. Whut’s Moxie wif u?
Yu gotz moxie, datz fur shoar. {{lcb}}
Ifn’ they don’t gots Moxie, how bout a Catnip Cooler? They gots that?
Oar an axalotl?
Otay, ai’ll byte, wut’s an axalotl?
Iz a larval salamander dat nebber gets propurlee debelupt but can breed. Ai fink teh ref iz frum Mad magazine bowt 50 yeerz ago!
Well ai do NAWT wanna byte dat!
h t t p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axolotl
Cloez up teh spaesis!
awww, it hazza cayute lil munkee faice!butt ai stil doan wanna drink wun.
No want coke
That’s right Annipuss. Just say NO.
Howz bout a martuni? Gotz tu bee 5 o’klok sunwherez. Annipuss, izz bout 8 whear u r rite?
Noe, but it is affer 5 o’klokk bai seben minnits!
U onlee 5 hours ahead uff us? Sumwun towld mee 8.
Depenz ware in `Merica u aer 5 owerz fur EST, Ai fink, but up 2 10 owerz!
Dat must haz been it. Eye musta been listenin tu sumwun onna west cowst.
!0 owerz is Hawaii
no, is juss gorn fyv or, as we sai in tehse parts, it’s beer o’clok!
Duzzent mattur n e wai. Wii doan’t haz a munnie!
Maaaahm! Cahn wii hazza munnie fer teh sody masheen pleez?!
U fink munnee groez awn treez?
No, jest comes from “bank of Dad”!
Orr teh ATMom!
Anom to dat, Tribble!
*Turns pokkits inside owt. Lint fawls owt.*
can I has a munnie ATMom?
or in teh couch cushions
I can has maus instead?
NO!
otay how bout organic maus smoothie then?
NO, NO, NO!!!
Ur a little agimatated today, Maus. Here, has some of this nice souris soufflay.
Or a liddul raton ragout.
yesh himz seems a bit hyper an agitated
I wunder why
Too many sodas, I think. *nods*
Ackshooly, I is gettin ready to schlep down to VA tonite and move Maus Daughter out of her campus housing. They was in a big haus this year, so I hasta move elebenty sofas an stuff into storage. Pleh.
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I’ll be passin DC ’bout 8 er 9 tonite LCB. I’ll throw something yer way. Proly be passin Culpepper an hour+ later, Parrothead.
I’ll jist be leeving mai dotter’s sawftbawl game if it’s nawt rayned owt. I’ll honk mai horn, yu lissen furr it! **goes tu install louder horn**
*sets up Things-Thrown-By-Maus Catchy Thingy*
Thx! Plz to not trhow sharp or heavy objects this time.
I’ll proly throw a fit due to teh traffix on teh Owter Loop…
*wonders hao much a fit weighs*
Hey,qwit nodding off…
I’ts onlee 1:15 (EST).
ZZzzzhhmmm? Whut? I wasn’t nodding off. I was just resting my mask.
Oar ratty too ee?
*runs in late, huff puff*
how abowt rattatouillee??
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dang, anni beeted me too it! *sigh*
*hums “Le Festin” to hurself*
** hands tessm a rum-n-coke **
Nyce to see ya…tayke a liddul rest!
They gots rum-n-coke in teh masheen? Want!
Watr iz betr fr growed-up kittehs innywai – bee shur yr kitteh gets plenny watr.
How bowt a lolmonade?
or a powntin mew?
Or purr-ple Nee-hai?
or meowrnange?
fizzy Maus Juis in a can?
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Erm, no fanks!
iz maus joos taht got lefted owt too long an turnd funny?
ew.
So you guys talk like this all the time huh?
Ayup. Is lolspeak – mix of dubious spelling and dubious grammar. Supposed to originate in the way cats would type if they bothered to.
Wurks best if yu pronownse teh wurds to yrself if yu cant reed it gud.
Not everyone. Most of us also only speak lol here or on related sites. Some phrases, though, are very expressive and catchy, and spring into other aspects of life. Kind of a popcat thing.
Yep. I finkso.
srly, tho, ai fink yu gots to bee carful…aftr ai splain it 2 mai sis…she den catchs me speechin’ de lolspeak…n’ she Lolololol butt(snerk) ai neva knowd wah ai sayd. Fer shur maid sis laffnlaff doe!!
(ai bee a neubee) =^1^=
Mr. Pibb!
…Or deh wine, ya twas deh wine made mai speak
lolcatspeek. (so emmbarassin’)
Hi, Great site – love the pics
I’z in yer howse eatedin yur chiken kab00dles!!1!
nope, no bear