Smudgy is thrilled beyond words that
Smudgy is thrilled beyond words that you woke him up to tell him that you’ve decided to name him Smudgy.
at least i wakes u onlee wen i needz fud.
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ai weel keel u wen ai wayk up
yesh, ai will kill yew soonzzzzzzz…..
Smudgey kitteh’s nawt sekkund naim iz Achmed?
Jeff Dunham gawt uh new puppet?
Kitteh …. on a steeeeeeck?
… dawt caaaaaawm ♫
Senor Wences ref FTW!
oh, Plasticat lubs Achmed! Wii fink Jeff Dunham be teh FUNNEE!! wii haz tikkits tew see him in Aughost!!!!
Ai has a jellus. I still member seein’ him foar teh nawt sekkund tiem way bak in the eighteez, and ai neber miss an oppawtunatee tew ketch him awn teh tee bee.
wii buyed hiz bideos sew wii akn watch him weneber wii wants….
We saw him for teh nawt sekkund time at a teenee-tinee come… como… funneeness club in teh Chicawgo subherbs, back in teh 1990. Been sayin “Awn a steek” ebber sence.
yesh, hee iz berree berree funnee gii!
Ai lubs moast ob hims stuff, sept ai beriberi mush nawt liek teh blaytint raysism an haet/feer mongering ob teh ‘Achmed’ bit. Wif dat, he nawt seems such a nies gai enneemoars.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW! Nevur hurd uv tihs guy butt hii saowndz lyke wan tu avoyd at awl kostz.
You win.
o yay o yay o yay jk2k! conch rapture lei shuns awn teh *solo* nawt sekkind!
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iz teh faiv a klok heer, iz drinkeez tyme? mebbeh, um, durtee martooneez im onnur uv teh smudgy kitteh? (oar teh choklit wunz iffn yew prefurring.)
ppsssttt, calicocoa – ai sended yu an emayo!!!
fankeez, uk! ai’ll chek!
o fankyew, yesh, tyme foar teh drinkees… ai haz bin owt taekin teh fotos uv teh beeg bildin dey iz moovin. Iz a 118 yr owld bildin dat dey haz turned rownd an iz gonna moov cross teh streeet.
tym 2 run awey
…and uh littlol crusty tew, if yew ask meh.
*spits awn hankie*
hold still littol kyootee…
Heh… Momspit = Naychur’s 409!
troo dat. BUt wii naught dew windowz!
Smudgy gives u a kwarter to go call someone who cares.
**NC’s fone reengz**
Halo?
Really? Smudgey huh?
OK, I will.
BTW – Dat iz sew wunnerful.
Hao did hii git dat naim?
Oh ai see. Like uh liddlol fingerprint.
Iz kitteh eggsited? No?
Jes woke up huh?
Well mehbee hii will feel diffrunt abowt it
affur hyoomin gibs him gushifuds.
What’s dat?
No, I doan really care, but ai hab
nuffin’ beddur tew dew at wurk.
K – Tawk tew yew later.
Call me wen the next lol appears.
**Hangs up**
Now, wut wuz ai supposed tew say?
**Dials next cheezpeep**
Ohai.
“Teh white kitteh has a soft orinj
bankee, and hiz naim iz Smudgie.”
Pass it awn.
*taykes swete liddlol Smudgie kitteh*
*gits snorglol snorklol*
*snorglols kitteh*
*passes kitteh awn…*
*kittennaps smudgy adn renayms dem teh snorglemonster*
Department of Redundancy Department!
And The Natural Guard!
No need foar dem. Cawl out teh crazy kitteh-lady fyrewimmins!
yabbutt, whut’s yer PIN-number?
hyooman haz deeth wish!
littol pinkee nose! ai will give you lotsa bebbeh kitteh gushifud to poligize for waking yew up!
Dis IZ mah happy luuk. Y u ask?
First rating.
Dis iz wat I prolly luuk lyk wen I nawt-sekkund wayk up, too.
Akshulee, I prolly luuked lyk dis awl day 2day.
*ponders a sleepy & fuzzy red*
Or… um… nevermind…
**narrows eies at Maus**
Wut were u gonna say, Mistur?
*Muffeld gigglolz*
*scampers in*
*applies anti-wrinklol creem to rhsb’s eies*
*scampers owt*
Meh.
That’s what Smudgy said.
awwww cutie pie
Littlol pinky noze! SPLORT!
BTW I saw Dr. TinyCat todai and he lukked daown my froat wif dis flexablol fingy. HIm telz me My froat is Okai iz no pleh (cancer) in there! I haz big Smilols. (4 years Pleh free)
Yaaaaaaaay 4 no Pleh!!!
iz teh *grate* nooz, cs! awl cheezpeepz sendingz heeling nrg an schmoos!
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{{{{{ catslave }}}}}
yesh, muchly good wishes sended 2 U!
*duz happeh danse 4 no C!!*
Yayyyy, dat be berry gud gnus!
{{{catslave}}}
yeh catslave
*dans dans wigglol twirl*
Ya, Cancer free. Iz alwaes gud news.
Woot woot!!
Ack!! Nobodi haz come to your reskew!! Lemme try this…steelin’ a page from anni:
*sweep up catslave’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
How’d I do?
*claps floofee paws fur PootyTat*
Egg-salad jawb! Aifink we awl mist teh splort in teh rush uv reeding teh grayte gnus abowt hur pleh-free exam!
WooHoo! No bad cells!!!!
next, i will wakes up Stripey, Smokey n Snowy to tell em ther names, 2.
an midnite, an pumpkin, an ol’ bloo aiz…
an Ginger, Bullseye, an Spotty…
Aifink Smudgy iz a bery kyoot name fur dis kitteh.
I wuz finkin dat I mite wud name him Afis.
AFIS stanz foar “Automated Fingerpring Identification System”. Cuz dey deel wif finnerprints an dis kitteh luuks lyk him haz finnerprint awn himz hed, I wud be tempted to name him Afis.
Yah, I kno I iz teh weerd.
Afis…, ai lykes it!
Ai watches NCIS & awl teh CSI shows — dat mayked total sense to meh!
Smudge! dat iz good nayme fur dis Kitteh! I fink sew!
Duck eberywun. Teh stump ai boomed inna last lol iz coming down. Iz gunna land bai teh door uf NOMS aifinkso!!
not NOMS! oh teh hugh manatee!
QUACK QUACK QUACK
…………….ok. Ohai? Yoo allrite, NS?
LOL — uvver den teh neber-ending mini-pleh ai haz, yesh!
T.E.T. sed “Duck” — so ai gived mah best duck impreshun.
thyme 4 mii 2 retyre noaw…
awwwwww. smudgy luks sooooo cute! por wittle tired kitie
Y not Feroshus? Or Beeg Sooper Scary Kreechur? Now everybody gonna think all I wants is snuggles an cuddles and scritches under the chin, and l’il snak chews… oh wait… this might be good.
butt (hehe) snugglols, cuddlols an noms iz gud fing!
Heh, dis kitteh luks lyke me inna morningz.
*ponders her bad hair, etc, etc*
ai wish ai lukked tis kyoot inna mornings!
erm….srsly?
aktchulolee, dat kitteh lukkz beree kyoot…..
uh ohez…
oh noez….
*Splort*
Oh noes!!! Sumbuddy halp DK!!
*sweeps up Draconic Kitteh’s branes an rinses dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakks dem caerfullee bakk in teh crayniyul cabitee an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiv brite purplol dukky taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj, wraps inna sawftee cheezpeep map blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit oktopus (wif caramel filling)*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
I burst out laughing at this one, and someone walking by me thought I was laughing at them. hehehe!
Smudgy luks jest liik mai teenkitteh WHENEBER ai gif hers ‘portant neus oar jes tawk. Butt (snerk) nao she’s haffin tiny yun’ns herseff…an tings diff! Nao onlee prawlem ai livs hole cowntry away…she’n hubby iz doin’ grad skool…butt(snerk) dey will bee baaack, ya, dats a beeeg 4 shur! TN is nawt PacNW! sry..om bees lonelies 4 dem all.
{{{OtherMother}}} Itz neber eezee bein far away frum teh wunz we luvs!
{{{OtherMother}}}
dis happeecat….nawt-sew-happee, aktchulolee…
Ai trys to halp DK…ah, gather dee kitteh brains-stuffs, rincy,rincy wif deh salty wa-wa, stuffy gent’ly bak into sweet krainum, pop on de fuzzy top, tah dah! DK, are yu alls betteh? Hab de Hotty Toddy n’ relax,relax,relax ooooommmm…yer doin’ gud…
dats it…. =^1^= oooommmm…
dis verree gud reskew. DK getz da duble teamed! yay clapee clapee
“Aye will wipe my eye buggers on yew…” Smudgy aka Crusty
*dojjes teh i boogerz*
juss donut eet tehm, eeeeww
crispy
Dooooood. Srlsly.
Fanks evercheespeeps fur deh hugs ‘n encougarmt. Als dat ommmming got mai droopie-eyed.l..wit deh hard laffs n lols!!! Tiem 4 coilin’ up nex to hubbie-cat n’ zzzzn.
ni-ni nao
hangover xD
Smudgy cahn hardlee contayne hiz eggsitment…oar hiz dezire tew maim u.
Duz dis kitteh habba sickee?
awww. poor smudgy…being woken up and named smudgy…it’s a sad fate for smudgy.
awww I used to have a cat named smudgy!
po smudgy somebdy need to cleen he face.