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That’s what you’re afraid of? That little plastic thing sticking up out of the grass? Dude, I’m telling you, be afraid. I walked past it last night, and it jumped up and started spraying me with water.
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eww waddur, dew NAWT want!
Ai doan’t beleeb u…
U bedder beleeb eet.
duh raynburd!
Jus pee on it!
U pee awn it!
Ai did an it peed bakk!
U kno u havvin a bad day wen u pee inna yard an teh yard pees bak!
*snerk*
butt ai LIEKS wadder!
plasticat!!!!! yur momcat tawked tu Val tuday, huh huh huh? Yu haz importint gnus fur us, mebbe, huh???????
Where? Behind teh rabbit?
um, yoo meen *harvey*?
It IZ teh rabbit!
He’s got huge, sharp– eh– he can leap about– look at the bones!
There are those that call me…Tim?
dont worry, we have the holy hand grenade
It wuz HORRIBLOL!!!
You have realized how awesome you are, right?
An it hisssed at miii tu!
bi kaerflol…dat fink straikz wif surpraiez!
just pee on it then it sprays yoo back wit wadder
Nawt tew wrooy iz irragt… errygat.. waturing thingy
Mebbe iz fansee noo biday?
whole-body-inn-ur-faice biday?
Dew Nawt Want!!! 
Iz berry effishunt. Warshes u frum hed to tayle.
hmmm. yard peein bak? fansee noo biday? red, yu iz in *rilly* gud foarm tudai! ***rhsb ftw***
Aw shukks….fanks, calicocoa.
I just wented tu check mine SRV kollection, an it seemz it haz grown feetz an left! Dis iz why I nawt haz friendz cept fur those uf Cheez kaliber.
Dood, does U knoz, demz tooked Tom to deh V-E-T and now himz has
no hairblz, I heard Ur neggst
nawt teh V-E-T
Poor Tom!
Iffen we no wanna ends up like Tom,
you bettah run awai frum home
Squirt gone bad, reel bad.
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bestest. cheezberger. EVAR !1!!!1!
Ohai guis!
Randum bebbehkitteh playtiem bideos just postid!
Iz eben hard tu get desint bideo uv Cory wifowt him luking lyk a small kittin-shaped mobyle blak-hole!!!!
ai hazn’t scene deze nu wunz, butt (!) im teh lass bacth uv corypix, him lukz laik him hab a sweete strypee undrcote! *cc hoaldz chrg tytely!*
{{{ prysma }}} {{{ cory }}} {{{ val? }}}
Him duz, him duz! Iz berry striking, ai wish ai cud sho it bedder! Iz a byootimus blakk-awn-blakk efekt, nawt gray atawl. An him haz sum silber-whyte guard hairs, tu. Him gunna be a hartbraker!!!
(Val be fostur coordinaytur an her be teh wun whu gunna approov uniquekitty an plasticat tu haz Eva-bebbeh fureber an eber — her called UK yesserday an leebed a messij, an UK waz gunna cawl her bakk tuday)
{{{calicocoa}}}
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!! (ai nawt yuzhulee skreem, butt (!) YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!! YAY PLASTICAT! YAY EVA! YAY UNIQUEKITTY! YAY PRYSMA! YAY VAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hedbonks an schmoos tu awl!!!!!!!!!!
luv,
calicocoa
FankQ p-k! ai onlee watched a few minutes cause I dinna want tew splort at werk!
Eva is getting kwick!
Nawt splort at werk, it nawt luk gud.
An iz hard tu conbinse inshuranse iz a wurk-relaytid injree!
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Eva bee sew acktive an strawng, iz hard tew bleeve iz saim wobbly-bobbly kitteh bebeh frum jus a short wile ago!
Kudos tew u an sean!
an sweet Cory tew! kwite a chainge frum wen himz onlee wanted tew bee inna sling neggst tew u
Yes yes yes! Strong curious Cory-bebbeh!
But still wants lots n lots uv cuddling. Him gunna be a snuggul-monster, aifinkso.
Ai haz a constant amazed, hao berry strong her be nao. Her jumps up awn cowch n bed n chairs wif no hesitayshun… we haz tu close teh windo tu teh balco-knee coz her trai tu follo big kittehs owtside!
Yet nawt so long ago, her hed waz tu hevvy fur her an her fawled ober ebree few steps!!!
ai hazza jellus uv plastikat an whooeber adoptifys Cory, butt mai gurls r bery old crankee laydee kittehs an aifink wud nawt bee fayre tew bring a bebeh in naow.
Troo. Iz hard… sum older kittehs seem tu lyk habing a bebbeh arown, if teh bebbeh haz a respektful. But can be stressful fur teh older kitteh tu haz chanjes an tu has bebbehcat wanning tu play an bebbehcat being gnu comptishun fur tiem. Iz hard…
Yu can come bisit?
FABULOUS CATPION, LUMMOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dat happened to me two!