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Ai haz 2 put teh floof bakk
floof n fold
Nuthin butt (!!!) teh fynest fur teh Golden Gurrl.
who wud?
Lojikal cat iz lojikal.
lojikal cat is RONG…mai too kittehs sleeps on anee lawndree…durtee or kleen!
owr kitteh sheba (goned ober teh brij abowt 12 yeerz now) luvd to sleep on my hubby’s yoozed undieshirts. tehy wuz alwayz on teh flor, not in teh lawndry, so wuz very conveenyent for kitteh-sleeping.
Annipuss and I are teh only wuns heer? Whyat shud I bring yew to nom fer being nawt second?
Thx fur teh offur – ai haz juss had lunsh, so awl Ai need iz a cawfee.
cawfee it is! I need sum to wake up. Mai boi went bonkers an woke me up at 5:30 in the am wen I uzually get up at 6:15. I iz zonkified aza result.
Ai aer lukky – can sleap till 8am oar latur – bein rityred iz grate!
**pondurs if skwirrl iz a big cheez**
wut do u meen??
and how did you get owt of that
coffinshipping box???Dat skwirrl-eetun kitteh picshur shoar disdapeered wifakwikness! An las nite awn teh news, dey were showing parrot reskew stuffs, an teh lady said parrots are like a free-year old wif a can openur awn dere fayce. Even ai hadda snert. No coffin, er, shippin bocks, kin hold me! Bwahahahaha!
Leeza, be careful. Parrothead doesn’t seem to know that she’s a ZOMBIE!
No danger frum zombies…after awl teh splorts, nobuddy haz enuff brayne sells lefft to keep a poor zombie unded.
Hai! Ai’m bak! An. . .where wer awl teh splortz an ded parrots – oh, ai’m shur ai’ve mist an awful lot!!
Parrothead was eaten yesterday and doesn’t know she’s dead. We tried to
flushbury her yesterday, but she got away. We think she’s a zombie now!She sez she’s just pining fur teh feeyords!. Nennepuss, pleeze to send a feeyord to parrothed, okay? Shirley yu can spare wun.
Mebbe she’s tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk?
*takes the Geiranger Fjord and sends it tu parrothead*
besides – shes not dead – she’s just stunned… Dem parrots stun eesileh!!!
Oooh, that’s a spectacular fyord, Nennepuss! Parrothead shud be bery happy. Yu fink dey serves margaritsa on dose cruise ships?
Are Slartibartfast’s initials carved there?
they shur du! and reeleh gud noms tu!!!
If they’ve found them – they haven’t told ennywun – which is a pity – wud be gud for tourism!!!
I finks ov Ibsen palys full ov peeps going mad in teh isolation ov teh fjordlands in teh wintur. Whut a contrast to teh cruiseship festibiteez. Tho he’d porlly come up wif an “Enemy of teh peeppleish” criteek ov dems.
oar mebbeh a dolls house were she ends up de bar wif colorfull daiquiries…
oar an Oheddagabbler whair she burns teh entertainment direktor’s ebbening program…
She duz WHAT????
*JCH4K wunders if she ebber red HeddaGabler. She thot she did*
Ai wuz an Entertainment Director. There wun in HG???
*feelz just a littlol nawt wif teh program*
WOW! Fanks Nennepus!
a fyeeord, or a forehed????
*snikr*
wen u rite Fyeeord like that it could be readed as “bad words” in norwegian lolspeak
*snikr*
Yoo can has norwegian lolspeek!???? Ai wud lai to sendsum to mai BIL. He’z a retyred Prof of Ingerlish – an awlso speeks Norwegian – an rote teh buks awn “Urban Legends” – an wehn D Marie an Duffy sed they luved hiz buks, ai wanted him to say sumthing nice to tehm heer.
But wehn he saw teh LOLspeek, hee wented awl funny an sed he cudnt rite sumthing where peepl tawked laik this. It maed me reelee MAD!!!
harumph – well, thats proffessurs for ya!!!
U can haz norvegian lolspeak – theres an artist heer dat has dun a hole album in NorLolSpeak – de biddeos wur all subtitloled in NLS
Ravi
oooh gotta run – gotta catch a playn tu TTI!!! going tu Lundun for a werk-corse in elearning design…
TTFN!!
WOW!!! Thankz, Nennepus.
Hav a grate taim in Lundon!!
{{{{Janet}}}}
Some peeps just do not geddit, ifinkso.
I wud fink a folklor prof wud LOVE lolspeek. Dis iz nu folklore in teh mayking!
Yes! He mite think difruntlee nao. But taht wuz moar tahn a yeer ago . . .in teh layte fawl ov 07.
Yoo’d reelee think so!! Butt. . .az usual – it wuz a GUD thing! Cuz tath wuz wehn ai had teh diskusshun wif Phillipe an we did teh kwotez frum Teh Greene Knight – an ai sent Jennifur awn teh kwest.
LOL!! Awl tath yes turd day??? MAUS!!! Luk at teh 6AM LOL – an ebreewun else, of corse. Princess Mu dropt bai and sed hai an she misses us verree much!
An speeking ov awl taht, today iz ODD DAY. 05-07-09
Itz verree rare. Awnlee – ai think – maybe six of number daiz laik this in the hole senchuree!!!
I saw Mu was there, but she had already gone. I miss her a bunch. Expecially ’cause I has to do all the cookin’ at NOM now.
On teh otter hand, yu can runs ebberyfing the way yu likes it.
Do yu haz a faborite gazpacho resippeee?
Du nawt furget taht it needs tu be sended bakk tu teh kitchin fur heeting if it arrive cowld.
That’s not funny. Back-in-the-day when I was a waiter, at least a couple of customers a week would send back the Vichysoisse because it was cold. Lusers.
I’m not a big fan of gazpacho, BL. I’d rather have seviche or escabeche.
Ize nebber had escabeche…wunce had seviche in Panama, where the peppers are hothothot.. but my Dad lykes gazpacho.
OMIGOSH! We had sum of teh best fud EBBER. Maus – maybee yoo cud put it awn teh NOM menu.
Yoo need teh whyte asparagus, tendur pork schnitzls, an noo potatoes – boiled an doused in budder an parslee – an lots ov lemon slyces fur teh shcnitzl – an Hollondaize sauce – lots of it!!
We cudn’t stop saying “oh my, this iz delishus!”
I’ll put that on the NOM menu in the “Heart Healthy” section…
U needs the Frozen Hawt Chokklit recipe,too,ai finkso…
An fried twinkees!
It wuz a BREDDED schnitzl, ov corse. Hart health! SOO impawtent!!
LOL!! To dye fur???
maus… i think ur drunk or sumfin
Welkommen hoam, Janet!!! Are you still 25 yeers old?
Fur a ilttlol wile, ai wuz eben 23!!!
After wallowing in so much histeree, it dint taek much! Ai wuz in Stuttgart, too – whereai wuz tehn – and Dane wuz directing “Teh Sound of Mew sak,” so willy-nilly ai gotted transported to Salzburg, too! An tehn . . .Heidelberg. SOOOOO pretttee in teh spring!
.
It wuz reelee hard to leeve.
Welcome bak JCH4K! Aiz glad yu had funs!
Wutebur du yu meen? *luks up resapees fur maus braynes**
Welkom to ar happee haom! Teh awnlee roolsz ar. . . ummmm. . .skewz me, ebilzombieparrothed. Yoo appeer to be a littlol ded.
Wud yoo laik sum cheez? An there’s a comfy chare ober there.
She’s been mostly dead all day…
Well hello! A new Ebil Friend to play with.
Pfft! Yu hab to be PURDEE darn ebil tu keep up wif me, Mausie!
I like how our avatars are color-coordinated…
Well, jist coz we’re ebil duzzent meen we cannawt be ohai-fashun!
Aifinkso ebil an ohai-fashun oftin gu tugevver, in fakt.
Ohai JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Seems lyke we met befoar, mebbeh in anoddur, dat iz, in lyfe? Ai hab alwais wunnered, do awl four ov yur kittehs hab braynes, sorda lyke a buffet?
That’s right. Just line them up and bring your grapefruit spoon…
Sorry. A bit of a DID flare-up…
Hmmm, purhaps yu ARE ebil enuff tu plai wif me! Wud yu lyke to accompnee me to teh sekrit ‘bak frum teh ded an takun no prizznurs’ planning rum?
Uh,oh…ai detects an ebil takeover….
Hmmmm. . .ai think ai’m nawt kwite dizguizing mice elf enuf!
YAY fur gnu ebilness!
PH Nawty teh zombie. Hurz jus hazzing zombies fur drinks. It must bee 5 o clocks sumware.
{{{West River rat}}}}} Fanks fur scene dat ai am nawt ded!
oh my god… leeza ur a retarded little rat so is ur friend maus
Oh no lolkitteh43! Ai doan noes iffin u noes Skwirlgrrl adn Maus, but pleez tu nawt be rood tu teh uvvur cheezpeepz! Ur welkum tu stay, but teh onlee rool heer iz tu plai nys, pleez! Kthnxbai!
{{{{{{{{{FluffyB}}}}}}}} Der iz caek in teh brakerume!
{{{{{{annipuiss}}}}}}
Oeh, caek! Nommy!!!! Fanks fur teh heds-up!
*pownsis FluffyB fur a hug*
Nawt wurf wasting yur bref. Ai gunna drop teh cheezis a mesij coz ai finds teh R wurd eksessivlee offensiv an ai gno uvvers du eben moar stronglee.
*hugz PK bak*
Iz awais wurf et! Eben iffin et duz nawt afekt teh peep et wuz sed tu, sumwun els cud b reedin et adn maibee dey wil lissin.
There’s cake in the break room, FluffyB…
Fankee Maus! Annipuss alreddy toal mii, butt (!) *hehe*ai doan mynd heering et twys!
Or just cheezy…
oh that’s funneh coming from u!
Why thankee…
*brings out plattur of sordid cheeses*
*puts carefully next to a chare in such a way that Maus must sit in it to get to teh cheese*
Hmm… Leeza… Cheese… Convenient chair…
I smell a
ratskwirrl! Or is that the cheese?Emmentaler, Brie, Camembert, Danish Butterkaese, Dublin Cheddar – thisiz reelee grate, Leeza!
But these hole grayne breds ar reelee gud wof teh cheez.
.
Ai think ai’ll stand.
it’s a very comfee chare too!!!
feel free to test it out….
A Comfee Chayr!
Nooooooes! *pees inna flanik*
*Wonders what a flanik is, and why you would… oh nevermind…*
Y do I heer’s spanish spoken in teh bakgrund when yu talks about a comfy chare?
You wouldn’t expect that, would you…
Yo soy mucho curioso. Yoo mite eben say . . inquisitive??? Ar yoo going to sit in teh verree comfee chare, Maus?
*pulls up comfee stool. Sitz. Noms sum cheez an bred. Watches teh proceedings wif a . . .
NOBODY expects the Spanish inkwizishun… or wuz that 2 obviyus…
{{{{{{Fnark}}}}}}
Sumwun HAD to say eet!!
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}} *phew*
I wuz afrayed sumwun would poke me wif a … SOFT KUSHUNN!!
**snert**
Use more fabric softener next time. Kthxbai…
Gud mornin al, hop ur dae iz goin well. Iffn u wasnt visittin last nite onna 2P.M. fred, pweez tu go luk – announcmint of berri gud nawt olds.
??
Aifinkso her meen teh gnus taht uniquekitty an plasticat haz approovals frum Hyoomayn Sosietee fur teh adoptificayshun uv Eva-bebbeh, an tehy come tu taek her home awn May 23rd.
Cool beans!
Aifinkso, too!! Cuz I strated to trai to ketchup a bit last nite wehn ai got in. Butt. . .wuz there ebber ene reel dowt???
Nawt reellee, but iz gud tu haz teh uffishul comfirmayshun!! *dans dans dans*
*giglol* Nao ai juss need tu find a fureber hoam fur a cuddlol-monster BC.
Were you able to raise enuf monees for teh adoption ??
Az uv teh 27th, ober $400! Will cober adopshun, spaying, an tehn sum, aifinkso!!!! Cheezpeeps be teh awsumist!!!
EBREEwun wanted a happee ending fur Babbee Eva an Plasticat! A match maed in hebben – oar ICHC!! LOL!!!
We’re in yor Internets, maykin yor matches!
Ai’m sure iffin dere iz eggstra,it can be used for fud and liddur.
**calculates how much fud & liddur haz costed over teh yeers…faints**
Aifinkso it waz menshuned tu save sum fur fuchur vet bills, an/oar donate sum tu teh Hyoomain Sosietee. Ennyfing ekstra will be used fur sumfing revelant, ai shur uv it!
(An ai gno… ai terrorfaid uv hao much we spend awn kitteh litter an fud inna week…)
*runs up and pownces on PK*
OHAI!!
just hadda dew that.
*ahem*
cudn’t maybe teh extra go towards shots and stuffs for teh babbeh BC?
*runs up and pownces on SG*
Hay! Just hadda do dat, too!
Teh HS pays fur ebreefing fur Cory, inclooding hims nawt-sekkund tu sets uv shots, until him find a hyoomin tu adoptifai.
*considurs sneeking Cory intu leeza’s luggij during teh cheezmeet*
Also…
*hedbonk*
*purrRRRrrRRrrr*
EPP
*frum underneeth DK*
Ifinkso maybe DK needs anotter kitteh!!!
And at leest she’s in teh same countree!
Ohai {{{p-k}}} ai maid a lol wif wun uv Evas noo pixures, shee sew cayuute!
*runs tu luk*
Gud LOL BF!
**runs tu luk**
Sew kyoot!
Ohai BF! Ai hadda luksie at teh lol u maidid wif Eva, adn ai had tu leef wifakwiknis tu keep from… uh-oh… is tu lait! Teh kyootness, et hurts!!!
…
SPLORT!!!!!
Ai lubs it! Ai putted it in blog, tu.
PS, if ennywun haz made a lol an nawt seen it in teh orphling blog, plz tu let me gno so ai can putting it tehre.
O noze! FluffyB iz daown!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh Cory tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
ai luv haow in teh pixures at furst sheez jus a liddlol awn teh keebord, tehn moar an moar until sheez draped rite ober it ♥ ♥
mai sis hadda (long tyme agoe) Great Pyranees taht wud git in ur lap taht wai, furst hurr hed wud be anw ur gnee, tehn a paw, tenh boff frunt paws….until teh hole gynormus goggie wud bee sittin wif u, wuz sew funneh ai neber had teh hart tew stawp hurr.
*iis fluttir opin*
*snuggles deepurr innu teh blankie wif a cuppa hawt cohklit adn a pastree, keepin teh stoofed (hopfully naw-reel) Cory cloas*
FanQ fur sabin mii BF! Iffin nawt fur ur kwikniss, Ai mite nawt b here nao!
o noe, iz stoofed bebeh Cory toi (patent pending) fer u tew keep. aifinkso teh ty booteek shud hazza lyne uv Eva an Cory plushies!
Iz whai ai just hadda put tehm awl inna blog… coz it was so funneh watching her taek ober moar keebored ebreetiem her mobed! Ai switched tu mai netbook so ai wud nawt haf tu moob her, coz when ai waz typing, randum nombers kept appeering.
*thinks about it too. Faints next to eeckthecat*
** waykes up fo a moment **
Nala & Nikita were “free” kittehs. Ai made teh mistake after the first yeer of totaling up their vets bills.Came to $1100.
** faints agin **
Ai figured up Mikey’s Dr.’s billz sinse da moania in Dec. Haz coastded us moer den 2500.00 US lotz of munnies foer da free “healfy” kitteh ifinkso.
Ai used tu cawl mai Nermal mai platinum kitteh — coz ober teh corse uv hims lyf, speshullee after hims diabeetus waz identifaid, him costid me hims wayt in platinum. *sigh*
Him waz wurf ebree penny, tho, uv corse.
Loki, wif hims ebree-six-munfs blood wurk, turning intu at leest goldin kitteh…
U iz rite…teh bebbehs be werth teh monees!
Wiffowt mai kittehs,mai ‘partment wuld be a lonelee playce!
{{{PK}}}
Ai sended U an emeow bout Mikey.
Kittehs have teh standards tehy esspect their phlonquais to uphold
teh dirty lawndree iz fer teh pesents
U made your bed of dirty lawndry,now sleep in it !!!
A tisket, a tasket…my floof gows in yer basskit.
Yu keep washing awl teh floof awf — yu haz no preeshiayshun fur hao much wurk ai du arown heer, constintlee replaysing teh floof!!!
Mai kittehs just had sum taim off werk!! Ai haz TWO weeks ov kitteh floof awl ober ebreething! 5 kittehs maeking floof! Tehy ar reelee gud at it!
‘speshully during spring shedding seezun…
** sigh **
Oh,awl teh tymes ai haz put on a shirt,onlee to realize an hour later dat it iz covered in floof.
Ai haz to carry arownd one of those tiny lint rollers.
Each hair ov my big gray kitteh was stippled black and white along teh lengf ov it. Bery nice, ‘cauz it didn’t show up on most clothes or furnichur at all. The floofy undercoat stayed put until I brushed it.
*Deep sigh* He wz teh perfekt cat.
Him sownd byootimus.
{{{{{booklion}}}}}
{{{{{p-k}}}}}
Purrfekt kittehs don com along ebree day. Waht wuz hiz nayme???
gummi and crankee old kittehs getting along better now?
oops wrong place, shud has been unner skwirrlgrrl’s commint
ohai JCH4k and booklion, how U iz?
Hai two_kittehs! Ai ar fine – awlmoast. Still a bit sad at leeving so menne frenz. But being heer iz cheering me yup!!
Ohai, J4K and welkum bak! Is gud to seeing yoo here, but we is lyke ships in teh nite. I yam here today and then aym off-line for moar than a week. *whispurs* Hunneymoon! Fynally! We leevings tomorry mornink – me, Mr. G, and teh kitteh. And we gits to meete BookLion on Munday! Hooray!
Concats,Gremlin (& hubby!)
Iz you goin to New York, or iz u meetin booklion sumwares else ??
Oh da hunney moon. Haz a gud tyme an iz oba tayba tu leab da rum ebri onced inna while.
Yesifinkso…
Parteeeee…
OH!! A HUNNEE MOON!!!
Wif the kitteh! And yoo getz to meet booklion! Hao grate iz awl THAT??!!! {{{{{gremlin}}}}}
An did yoo see awn teh urliest today pikchoor that Princess Mu wuz heer an menshuned yoo speshullee in hur littlol greeting???
Yes, is a hunneymoon! We ar going to teh Finger Laykes, and BookLion libs nearby. I shall missing awl of yoo terribly – I has nawt bin withowt Internets for a week verreh often, and I fears teh dredded withdrawl simptoms. But we shuld has fun! I has alreddy orderd wyne from owr fayvrit winery, and *blushes, smiols* I has asked them to put wedding labels on teh wine, with owr names and teh wedding date.
I went back and saw teh Princesses’ commints. I missings her terribly! ICHC is nawt teh saym withowt her. Mebbe wun day she will coem bak? *she sez hopefully*
I fink I beez on Ur wai as well, mebbeh we can meetz on Ur wai back?
Ohai, 2K! That’s a lubly thot. But we will be mayking a flying trip direkly up and bak due to hassing teh kitteh with us. And he is noo at this travel thing. He is teh curious and lykings noo things, but 4 hrs in teh kar may be too mush for even his gud spirits. So we is nawt planning enny uther stops en route. I yam hoping that Dexter is a gud travler, but yoo never noes. . . . *has a liddel wurried, tries nawt to think abowt it* Mebbe I katch yoo neggst tyme!
Will you be near Geneva,NY at all ??
Dat iz where my momcat iz frum…her whole fambly libs arownd dere.
Ohai, Geneva is at teh tawp of teh neggst layk over. We will be at teh bottom left korner of Lake Cayuga, near Trumansburg. Geneva is on teh tawp of Lake Senaca. Awl of teh Finger Lakes and surrounding area be lubberly!
2K, whut town is yoo in?
I iz neer Albany, We iz going to Rochester neggst weekend
to see a fren, himz is near one deh finger lakes, I doesn’t knoz if dat’s close to where U will be. I can send U an emeow wid more info.
ooh, Gummi’s tail is liek that.
{{{{booklion}}}}
{{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}
Plz to gib Gummi a schmoo for me, nd to teh old lady kittehs, too.
thx, but pfft!
Thelma is on teh S— list now!
She’s peeing all over teh plase again!
*BIG sigh*
Nawt urinaree trakt infekshun, ai asoom…
Lidder boks nawt tu dirty, nawt smell lyk kemicul cleenurs, nawt gnu litter type, haz enuff litter…
Awl ober teh playce meens no favrit playsis tu go?
well, I changed to a noo littur, (the corn stuff) and ifinkso that has something to do with it. I’m going to buy some of the old littur tonite. I was trying to go biodegradable this stuff is sposed to be the whirld’s gratest cat littur (that’s what it’s called, ackshully). Well it clumps ok but it’s STINKY, and I finkso that’s teh problem.
She peed on teh couch rite in front of me Toosday nite!
OH mai!!
Ai think taht meens. . .she . . .ai dont know!!! Mai Cinders duz taht sumtaimes, too!! An ai dont know WAHT iz rong!
In Thelma’s case, aifinkso it meens, “Gimme bakk teh kitteh litters ai used tu, ai duz nawt lyk teh gnu stuffs atawl!!!elebenty!!!!”
Loki did it reesintlee, an it ment, “Tihs ruum smells lyk bebbeh-kittin pees an poops (waz whair we halped Cory til him cud go aloan) an ai gunna protest an make shur it smells lyk ME insted.”
Can meen menny fings.
Uv corse,knowin’ teh sooperiority complex awl kittehs has,it culd meen “Eh,ai fink ai’ll jus go rite heer.Then watch teh hyoomins cleen it up!”
ai haz tew bee bery cairful bowt leevin anee clothes awn teh floor, mai Murphy wil goe awn tehm, duzzent mattur if teh lidder bawx iz sparklee cleen er aneefing. shee neber goes aneeware else owtsyde teh lidder bawx, but lykes teh clothes.
Its still kleen – better’n evar now
nuffin liek a liddle kitteh floof to make yor clofs just right
Wanna play cats cradle?
This baskit is comfy, now I needs sum gooshie fudz
hop to it pink monkeh
and serve me now
Gud mannurd kitteh iz asso haigeenik!
Neckst time mebbe yull fold it an put it away proppurly, not leevin it layin arownd? hmmm?
Dat’s a FAT FAT cat, needs to EXERCIZES, not SLEEPS.
No one can speak proper english on here. Sad.
dat kitteh haz eeton 2 many cheezbargers
i is envyus
Willing to leave I can has cheeseburger because I HATE the annoying guy who talks with the annoying voice who talks about the kick in the grapes – ESPECIALLY over and over as i look at videos – I’m not coming back, if I keep encountering him