Kitteh Fact #5 Leaving kittehs in teh sun too longs will fades them.
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Trie 2 keep kitteh owt uv teh sun!
It can’t be dun!
sun-catching kittehs likes to lol around and has fun
gurls juss wanna habbs fun!
(cally cozy’s R gurls, rite?)
fanks fur deh earwurm kitkay!
Awww… this is the cutest one I’ve seen in a long time!!!
I posted it on my cute site: http://www.yourdailycute.com/2009/05/kitties-dont-tan-they-fade.html.
I love all things kitty!
Ore use moar sunscream…
‘Spurrshallee awn teh eerz!!!
Gorjuss kalikoze!
Purty kittehs!
Uh oh!
*SPLOOOOOORTT!!!*
*sweep up Maus’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
adn dey wheel leebe paw prynts awn yur walls tu…
an awn yur hart!
My Liam walks on my chest (and my boobular area) in teh nighttime. I didnot knoes that teh pawprints went that deep!
O hai, LCB! my Sweety-Pi needs biskits on my boobs, knot sew grate, akchewally!
*nodding*
yep, tehy likes 2 wok on awl da centsitib parts…bladders…adn otter stuffz lowers
Ai haz wun dat rillee lieks to kneed — ai keeps telling him (and teh uvver kittehs) dat ai iz teh sawft enuf awlreddy!
yuppers! when Shadow jumps awf uv me, it seems lyke shee weighs elebentee x elebenentee insted of 7 pownds!
mah yogeh kitteh likes to sleep across me diagonally and makes
biscuits on my stomach and purr ebry night.
Mi Oliver – who crossded da bridj lass April use tu crawl onna chest, snugglol doen an sucklol onna mi chin. Himz wood fall sleep suckin on mi chin an sleep fore hourz dat way.
Awwwwww {{{oliver+B_M}}}
Prittee kaliko, wiff a plume!
**luks at lol, luks at Angelplume**
**wash, rinse, repeet**
Angelplume, cud dis bee a fambly foto?
Is mai sistur frum a diffren mistur.
*gigglol*
Ai’m fayyyyyyyddddinnng..gg….gggg
O wat a whirrld, wat a whirrld!
oh, whut a whirld, whut a whirld
GMTA kitkay!
were melting, melting, mmmeeellllllttttiiinnggg………
Ding-Dong teh which is ded!
o wel, a fayded kitteh bee elebenty millyun tymes bedder tahn no kitteh at awl!
*nod nod* U iz rite, BF!
I hadda cally-coe kitteh lyke that “faded” won. She wuzed berry soshul–spent most of hurr thyme on teh pee-ann-ee, (in teh master bedrume), hiding frum our Dalmayshun. Boff ob dese pets wear nearrotic aifinkso!
ohai kitkay, i bin trying to catch up wif yoo, i seed yor note (yes it wuz yoo, wuznt it? i keep wurrying taht iz rebembering rong an it wuz sumwum else, but i’z pretty shur it wuz yoo) sevral dayz ago taht we haz three letters in commin, an yoo iz going to email me frum my site? also, to anser yor qwestiuns, i wented to grad skool for myoozik history (speshulizing in koral myoozik of teh rennaisawnce, tho i cant sing, just finked it wuz intresting) an my stoodint-teeching soopervizor maed me promiss not to luk for a teeching job if her passt me bekawz, troothfuly, i wuz not mented to be a teecher. hur did not want to set me loose on teh unsuspeking jr. hi band stoodents ob teh wurld.
wayting for a e-mail frum yoo!!
(wunderin on wut teh three letters iz? BLT? UFO? CIA? ESP? MTV?)
Ohai, LM! I tried 2 right 2 u frum yore site, butt didn’t seem 2 werk…it starts wiff teh ledder “L”, aifinkso.
oooh, ok!
) (runz to luk, realizes haznt updated site sinse october ob last yeer 
) taht shuld be teh right addy. hmm. or wuz frum my blog?
teh e-mail address frum my site didn’t wurk? wuz it teh N&N Treasury site? teh e-mail linkie? wher it sez “email Moon Momma?” (shh, taht iz being my ovver Sekrit Online Identiy
it wuz frum yore blog, butt ai hasta go now, have a good Day!
i leeved yoo a commint but itz “awayintg moderayshun.” hmmpf.
i’ll putting my e-mail addy on my profile for yoo, will leeve it tehr till yoo tell me yoo gotted it or i gets a e-mail frum yoo.
.
stoopid moderayshun. nuffin rong wif my commint. nyah.
Ai fyned it odd dat purrficklee inersent commints get moduraytid but sum reelee bad wuns wiv rood wurds get throo.
i kno. i’z just trying to find owt why sumwun kant getting my e-mail addy to wurk, an t-r-o-l-l-z hoo sez teh “r” wurd gets throo wif no trubble atall.
Whut if u dips ur kitteh in lackquer?
Dey cum 2 a stikkee end
naw, yew just get teh pointee ends
hee hass a week spot wear yoo holds him—Akillez tail?
Den teh kitteh gets awl shiny — den LCB yoinks teh kitteh away to see wut it luuks liek in teh lite.
There is always a method in her madness….!!
O hai, COL! How u is?
Lackquer? Ai duzzint eben NOE hur!
Kin a kitteh bee skotchgarded?
Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrefully…
Ai wuddint fink skotch wud be gud fur teh kittehs.
Gud fur yur payne after tryin tu skotchgard dem, tho!
Hey Bird! How’s the death thing going?
Are you really dead, or just spending a year dead for tax purposes?
Shhhh, Maus.
*luuks arownd nervusslee*
U duzzint noe wen teh eye-ar-ess beez payin attenshun.
my hubby iz a lolyer hoo offen deelz wif taxes on land/bizness sales an also on wills an estayt plans. him haz gibbed much ponderment to teh consept ob spending a yeer ded for tax purposes, but i’z not shur him iz reddy to rekkomend it to any ob himz clients. (tho there’s sum i’m shur him wuld liek to suggest it to)
Ur rite.
*drinks up all teh scotch as a preventmative measure*
uh oh, nao lcb hasta bees
skochgarded, rite?Jusht try to shcotchguard me. Go on, I daresh u. *hic*
yesh yesh yesh! ay’ll, ahem, ‘gard’ teh skotch for yew!
an teh brandee, rum, tekillya, pisco, irish kreem…
gammacat! *staggers over to give gammacat a hug, misses and hugs a chair insted*
LCB!
*staggers over to LCB, misses, hugs floor*
yer looking verree carpittee!
*raises paw entoo z az tiklee*
an ay’ll halp…..
were melting, melting melting!!!
ooh, yes, i hab a faded kitteh, name of kittykate (named for kate smith onaccountof she sings on way to veta, vetra, um, kitteh doc).
my kitteh shiro sings taht way on teh way to teh dr. tinyvet. my kitteh iz a him. (well, sort ob a him, iz tooturd.)
snerk…ai no U has a tipo, coodint rezits
Noe tipo,
nooturd/tooturd wats da difrence?
Duz any cheezfrend remember whut wuz the song abowt teh calico cat an teh gingham dog…?
Is frum a poem kalld The Duel
Teh gingham dog and teh kaliko kat
Side by side on teh tabul sat.
Moar at:
h t t p : / / t h eotherpages.org/poems/field01.html (klose up spaces)
Fankie bery much, Gremlin. This site wuz like a mindflash to teh liddle one-room schoolhouse I wents to in grades 4 & 5! I speciully forgotted but now rememembered the in-between lines:
(Don’t phantsy I exajurate-
I gots my nuze frum teh Chinese plate!)
I member a pome, sorta.
we had tew memerize pomes in fifth grade, and wun of mai frends did teh wun bout the gingham dog and the calico cat…
this pome skared meh wen ai wuz a kidlet
The Duel
by Eugene Field (1850-1895)
The gingham dog and the calico cat
Side by side on the table sat;
‘T was half-past twelve, and (what do you think!)
Nor one nor t’ other had slept a wink!
The old Dutch clock and the Chinese plate
Appeared to know as sure as fate
There was going to be a terrible spat.
(I was n’t there; I simply state
What was told to me by the Chinese plate!)
The gingham dog went “Bow-wow-wow!”
And the calico cat replied “Mee-ow!”
The air was littered, an hour or so,
With bits of gingham and calico,
While the old Dutch clock in the chimney-place
Up with its hands before its face,
For it always dreaded a family row!
(Now mind: I ‘m only telling you
What the old Dutch clock declares is true!)
The Chinese plate looked very blue,
And wailed, “Oh, dear! what shall we do!”
But the gingham dog and the calico cat
Wallowed this way and tumbled that,
Employing every tooth and claw
In the awfullest way you ever saw—
And, oh! how the gingham and calico flew!
(Don’t fancy I exaggerate—
I got my news from the Chinese plate!)
Next morning, where the two had sat
They found no trace of dog or cat;
And some folks think unto this day
That burglars stole that pair away!
But the truth about the cat and pup
Is this: they ate each other up!
Now what do you really think of that!
(The old Dutch clock it told me so,
And that is how I came to know.)
it skared meh cuz uv teh wai tehy fited an ate eech uvver up
O hai BF! I remememeber notsomuch skared as con-fuzed that two things could eeted eech uvver… I meen, where wud they goe??
it wuz confuzin, ai uzed tew haz sum weeird feerz wen ai wuz a lil kidlet, teh ideea uv tois comin tew lyfe an fitin skared teh bejabbers owt uv meh. Ai wuz reely yung tehn, naow ai haz weeird adult feerz tew wurry abowt!
Ai new dat mi toiez cam tu lif a nite, ai stinklee membeer wakin up one nite and dey were off mi bookcas an den da next mournin dey was bak.
wuz teh goggy’s falt, yoo nose? Stoopy catnnible!
O yes, I ‘bemember dat pome berry well! it wus in my Childkraft books-the poetree volume. I had teh old orange set (knot poysin!) Now dare’s a blast frum teh past!
anover 1 dat ai lubbs is “Macavity teh misterykat” by LS ELiot…issa ginger kitteh, aifinkso
Macavity’s a ginger cat.
He’s called “The Hidden Paw.”
For he’s a master criminal who can defy the law.
He’s the bafflement of Scotland Yard –
The Flying Squad’s despair.
For when you reach the scene of crime,
Macavity’s not there!
Er – Macavity’s a mystery cat.
Ginger cat is in another verse.
sownds lyke wun of LCB’s aliases!
teh non-fadie kitteh luks jus lik mai Venus! Gabe mai hart a stawp to see …as Venus bee gonner tu kitteh hehbin fur months. =^1^= siys…
{{OtherMother}} {{Venus wayting at teh Raynbow Brij}} Yoo noes they never reely leaves us . . . They stayings in owr harts and we karries them with us. And meetings them agin wun day, I noes this fur shur, oh yesh!
BRITE LITE BRITE LITE!!!! Oh noes!!!!
*snikkr* Just had to say it . . . me being Gremlin and awl.
I chekking in to say bye for nao, mah belubbed cheezies. I goes orf line for a whyl but I will be bak soon. Hunneymoon stuffs, yoo noes.
And teh happily ever afters. 
And I havving a cheez-meet with BookLion (as I menshuned on an erlier lol). She gittings to meet Dexter and Mr. G, and me too me too! – in *person* – hooray!
I will missing yoo awl. No fone or internets where I goes. Lub to awl, and BEEEMS to enny cheezies hoo needing them.
{{{cheezies}}}} – hugs from yor Gremlin
{{gremlin}} has fun on yer hunnymoon! don’t spend teh ENTIRE tyme indoors!
gives booklion a schmoo for all of us!
Hapee Hunymun {{{{gremlin}}}}
BRITE LITE BRITE LITE!!!
ai yousta say dat alla tiem, nao ai
berembersnoes wares it comed frum…fanks!Hazza wunnerful tyme {{{gremlin}}}
I thought it was LITE BRITE!
{{{gremlin}}}
haz fun! yoo an yor mr. gremlin deserbs a wunnderful hunneemoon! an haz fun meeting booklion!
Thank yoo awl! *wayves bye with floofy orinj paw* Be bak agin in a liddl moar than a week week week!
Ai hassa egg-sighted 4 yoo, Gremlin! Habb a wunnerflol thyme!
haz fun butt (!) nawt TOO much fun! oar ai will haz a jellus!
U adn Mr. Grem linn de serbs teh hunni muun more tahn NE 2 peeps Ai noes. Hope its wunnerful.
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today, an espeshuly to owr Kerrykatz4!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caek an red velvit caek, iskreem, fizzyfrooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, fevver boas an snazzy sekrit ajint sunglasses for dressing up, kandee, an black velvit bebbeh alien posters to colur wif elebenty-six glo-in-teh-dark crayns (an bilt-in sharperner
) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Yay! Happee birfdai tew KK4 an awl birfdai peeps!
*puts awn purplol fevver boa, shiny gold party hat an sekrit ajint sunglasses* Hay, ai luuk gud!
ooh, wow!
*puts on hot pink fevver boa, shiny purplol party hat, an dark blakk sekrit ajint sunglasses* *feelz very soffisticated, goze luking for a game ob roolette or wun ob tohse fansee james bond casino games to play, speshuly wun wif many hansum sekrit ajints in blakk tuxies an bowties playing too*
*links armz wif lunarmommy* To teh
sekrit ajints dressing ruum!roolette tayble!*speshully sekrit ajints wif lots ob munnies to looz*
WUT???
It’s KK’s birfday?? Whare is she?
HAPPY BIRFDAY KK!!
*puts an extry larg choklit caek in the freezer to save for when KK comes back*
HaBBY burfday, KK!
frum KK
Wowzers! Insta-partee!!
*runs owt and back again wifakikness and wif a trenchcoat and fedora like sekrit ajint inspektor gadjit*
I can haz a green crayn, plzthx? o ya anna fudgy caek. Fank u burfday fairy!
Hoppy burfday kerrykatz!
ohai fnarkv!! help yorself to teh goodies! yoo luks very swave an sekrit in yor trenchcoate an fedora! i donut knoz if i hab seed yoo before – nise to meeting yoo!
teh plezhure iz awl mines! I wuz a lurker 4 a wiles B4 I obercame my shieness. I will frendz u so we can be frenz (an so I can has a party too!)
kbaithx!
yay! i iz glad yoo un-lurkd!! maek shur yoo frend me, an i will adding yoo to teh burfday list!
ohai, fnarkv! Walkome, an iz gud yu unlurk! Iz moar fun taht way.
Oh FANK YOU birfday fairy!! Husbin took me owt for brunchees!! *grabs sum caek, an iskreem, an fizzyfrooty party punch* *puts on pointy partee hat* *dans dans dans wif cheezfrenz* I sorry I bee late! Ooooh, fevver boas!! *grabs fevver boa an snazzy secrit ajent sunglasses* Fanks agin birfday fairy, I be stylin!!!! {{{cheezfrends}}}
{{{{{kerrykatz}}}}} taht iz nice taht hubby taked yoo owt for a nise brunchie
hope yoo haz a gud day!
happy burfday kerrykatz! yoo luk snazzy!
THERE U IS!
*pulls teh choklit caek back outta teh freezer*
Want sum?
Wif whippy creem???
*DK kums arownd teh korner, sniff sniff sniffing*
Mmm, do ai smells chonklitt caek?!?
my my that wuz fast!!
*runs up tew KK4*
*runs past KK4, falls over, and huggs chayre wif LCB*
happy *hic* birf *hic* dai KKR!!!
have sum of teh scotch ai be gardin!
or sum rum, tekillya, brandy…
ders enuff for eberwun!
Happeh birfday, kk4!!!! {{{{{kk4}}}}}
happee burfdae to u
happee burfdae to u
happee burfdae deeeeerr *big bref* *verree fast* Kerrykatz4,
happee burfdae to u!!!
SUDDLE — loogs gud on yew.
i iz not fayded, i haz understayed ellyganse.
((Gremlin))
Fanks sew berry mush…mai hart nao iz habbin teh snugglz feelinks! Der’s nobodies betteh ‘n cheezpeeps, ai fink. Hapy Hunnymoon’ tu yu 2!
srly dis kommet so s l o w s….
dumm ‘puter 8 my nawt-sekund reply!
{{{othermother}}}
iz ok, wurdpress duz taht all teh time! ifinkso most all ob us haz had commints eeted by teh big hongry wurdpress.
Sinse ai waz asweep onna las fred, dere waz talkin bout da cat onna lesh. Ai haz found da mostes purrfect cat lesh. Is callded walk with me kitty, bye da peeps who mak da Gentle Leader head collar for dogs.
Dey r boff wondermous producks dat R designed wif da wae racial memories mak da ammimmlols act da wae dey du. Ai putz da WWMK on da kittehs when wii goes tu da V-E-T caus dey can wander an still be saf.
*stumblols in an collapsis, lukking tyred an disshev… dishea… messy*
Ai lyvd thru grooming class.
Yu haz eber seend a Ingerlish Setter? Berry preddy. Nawt ekzactlee toy-syze. Was a berry sweet, slitely oberwayt, kwite nerbus setter wif me an tu partners, tu brush/comb, clip nails, cleen eers, empty anal glands, baf, an drai. Wunce her manajed tu jump awf tabul wunce, ai put most uv mai tenshun intu holding her and let teh uvver tu consintrayte awn teh rest. *sigh* So her desyded taht it wud be an eksellent ideeya tu leen on me. An ai dunawt meen a lil bit uv leening, ai meen if ai had letted go her wudda fawled flat. Fur teh bedder part uv tu owrs, ai holdid her up.
Ai haz a eksaustid. At leest ai nawt need tu showr, ai gotted toadallee drenched.
*beries face inna pillo an wayts fur seanya, whu be sore frum teh wevver but srsly haz moar enerjees ryte nao, tu dish up teh salad-mix an cold lunch meets an rolls she juss detoord tu bai*
{{PK}} Least yu nawt haz tu empti da anal glands! EEwwww!
* bangs teh nayls fru teh lastest board ub teh fence… *
Der dat shuld keep teh peepz awai. Ai can get teh bully dozer tu cum inna next lol tu start teh wurkz. Bully nawt happee when peepz watchus him haz napz.
Troll E Troll, yus haffin liabillyity konserns? Lik’ a swiffimin pool wif nawt fense?
he bee tryeeng ta keep sum peeps awais frum the Nawty Barn, ifinkso.
T.E.T. be a berry handi (and footee) tee arr oh ell ell
Ooohh! dis kitteh gits it nao….teeheeeteehee!
(handi halps der 2) =^1^=
O
PK…sounds liik wen mai dad halped wif shoesin’ deh horses…dey luvs to lean,lean,lean, 2. Ai giffs yu a nicey drinky’n'foots rubbin’ Dere…betteh?
I think this cat is related to my cat….. they have the same markings…. all the way down to the black back toe. seriously. this is weird.
where is this cat from? (cause if you tell me north chicago I may freak out.)
wite kitteh need tan.
HALP!
Joanna, 12 yrs ago my step-daughter and I both got kittehs very much lik dis kitteh…on the same day…living 2 hrs from each other in PacNW area. The differences were tiny…and we both excitedly told each other at the same time…too wierd! Guess CC (G-d) wanted us to share kitteh experience…and it has blessed our relationship as she is a special needs/dev. challenged person.
Hapy Frydae to yu! =^1^=
Kittehs needz 2 wear sunscreen.