Strange rules of cat behavior #20:
Strange rules of cat behavior #20: Gravity is just a guideline.
i dont play by grabbitys rulez either.
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Dat wud come in handee durin rushhour fur pplz.
Yea Nightshayde, da top o da heep. Iz almoss nite tyme heer inna middlol west, sew ai offr u freesh frute an a cold beberedge.
Oooh – fankies, BOM. Aifink mah pleh *mite* finallee be gettin a littlol beddur. *crosses fingurz* Ai iz atwerk today, aftur havin gon to a Muvverz Day Tee at mah liddlol gurl’s preschool.
Ai haz decided dat ai duz NAWT liek bein in a room full uv 5-year-olds.
Ai R glad U iz startin tu feel beddr. U iz a brav ladie tu bee inna rum wif lottz ob little kidlets.
nawt shure wich wuld be werse – a ruum full uf 5-yeer-owlds, or ….shaperonin Plasticat’s 8th grayde class feeld trip tew Niagara Fawls. Llllloooonnnnngggg bus ryde and awl dai trip wif 200 13-and 14-yeer-owlds….wut wuz ai FINKING?????
Dat yew wanted tew beh a midlol skewl teechifyer?
ai finked ai mayde teh desishun tew shaperone after seeing Eva and Cory pics – noe braynes left in hed tew mayk a lojikal desishun
Wow, I have no clue what you’re talking about. Gah, I hate bastardized English.
Sew sorri, iz kinda lik hoe da kids talktalktalk.
*hugs bom-momme and BDM, leads them off to teh brakeroom for lefted-over German chocklit caek from earlier, gently reminding them that some peeps say provocative things just to get attenshuns. Doesnot matter whut u say in response, they think they winned. Is teh pathetic, innit?
Yew is the rite, az alwaiz, LCB.
Fangs fur da Jermin Choklit caak. NOMNOMNOM
ohai LCB! dija see down teh fred – wii gots offishul approvul fer doptifying Eva – and kan haz her May 23!!! *dansedansedanse wif caek in wun paw and holdin LCB’s paw wif teh otter*
Yay! *dances a happy danse*
I has been meaning to contactify u and Plasticat to see about how to transfer teh moneys 2 u from teh Eva Fund. Send me a e-mail to let me know whut teh best and safest way to does that will be.
/lolsppekoff
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Then why are you here. reading our comments? Thats the whole point of the comments. You are welcome, of course, to choose not to speak lolspeak, but it is considered rude in Cheezland culture to criticize those of us who choose to enjoy ourselves in this fun and harmless manner.
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/lolspeakon
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*sy* silli purrsun, yew just haz tew reed dis stuph foneticlee.
If you don’t like it, don’t read it. It’s for those of us with an appreciation for the clever things one can do while playing with language, and the flexibility of mind and sense of humour to enjoy doing so.
*hugs PK*
Wow, u must rly be splorted-out if’n u forgot about NPT! Now come has some caek.
Ohya… ai haz a Eva sleeping across mai keebored… ai hadda switch tu mai netbook. Iz cyoot beyond wurds an ai keep splorting ebree tiem ai luk up. Ai haz sebere lakk uv brayn sells currintlee. Chokklit tu rebild brayns, ai need it!
Totally agree! I would love this site even better if the captions were in reasonably ‘proper’ English! Guess that makes me stone-age, but so what?
Oooh – u win. Ai wuz abel to leev aftur abowt 2 howrs. Being trapped on a bus wif teenagers – DO NAWT WANT.
Yu still haz pleh? STILL???
*gentlee hugs NS*
*tehn shows pointee endz tu doktors, tail floofd*
*hugs PK titelee*
No reezin to be fluffee at teh doktors, PK. Ai called & dey sed if ai getz pain or flu-like symptoms dat ai shud bisit dem, but dat teh slite feber awl by itself iz a sine dat mah body is fighting off whatebber pleh haz tried to attack meh.
Plus, aifink ai mite be feelin beddur nao. Hoapfullee, teh feber iz dun fighting stuff off & can go away.
Didja see dat u had an emayo (eever last week or teh week befoar)?
verry funny
IZ HANDAY WEN JOO OWNAR PUTS TEH CATNIP ON TEH HIGH SHELF.
purrrrrfect picter
rules?sdere’s no rules dat apply tew MII!!!!
*pownse*
UK!!! Ai wayting wif teh baited bref fur gnus!!!
(Also, iz gnu bideos.)
Noe keepa fud inna mouf. Da fud goez inna tumtum. Besydes, iffn U keepz da fud inna mouf, da kittehz wiill git all droolie.
ai gotta get UK’s tenshun sumhao, so ai use teh bait
ohai PK – ai wandered awf tew wierdpress fer a minnit, and naow ai iz bakk! wut gnus yu wayting fer?
0000000Yu sed Val left yu messij yesserday, an yu waz gunna cawl her tuday… didint yu? Oar did ai dreem taht?
Uh, teh 000000 iz frum Eva sleeping awn teh nummer pad end uv mai keebored halping me.
ai wuz just teezing yu!!! *grabs PK’s paws wif floofee wite wuns and HAPPYHAPPYDANSDANS* wii kan haz “offishul appruval” fer doptifying Eva teh Diva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wii kan be pikking her up awn May 23….iz gud fer yu?????
Yeshyeashyeash. Ebribodi kin joyn inna dans???????
Wii all haz da happihappihappi dans.
*grabs BM’s paw wif wun floofee wite paw* yesh, eberywun kan happydanse wif us!!!
we can haz sillybrayshun partee? Ebreewun inbited!!!! Iz teh awsum awsum gnus!!!!!
YESH!!!! An UK yew better be postin gnu pics an bideos ob Eva wehn yew finally has her hoam wiv yew! Awften dat iz! *nodnod*
yesh Taya – Plasticat noes he haz tew keep eberywun up tew dayte wif teh EvaDiva! he sai tewdai dat if he nawt keep up enuff – cheezpeeps b remyndin him!
YAY YAY YAY!!!
o yesh wii will won’t wii Tessm?
Ohai Taya!!
Iz a Caturdai, iz berry gud, yesh yesh yesh! *dansdans madlee arown teh ruum* Eva be absololootlee yurs furebber an ebber an ebber!!!!!
Val sai Eva b du fer nekst shots awn teh 19? ai fink, and ai sai ai haz plehwerk dat dai, but kan b dere awn Caturdai, and she sai “otay”. sai ai haz tew go tew Hyoomane Soseyeitee tew fill owt dopshun papers…
Ai wish eberibodi a wunderful nite. Gud dreemz about Eve an her fureber home. Plasticat anna UK.
{{{{{{eberione}}}}}}
Gud nyte!!! {{{{{bom}}}}}
gud nite Bom Momme!!!!! schmoos!!!
Yepyep, 19th fur shots — altho ai myte nawt be abul tu get there til teh 20th coz uv classes!! An ai duz nawt mind inna leest keeping Eva here a nekstra few days til yu can come get her, ai promiss!
If awl approovd, tehn teh paperwurk be just teh formalitee.
*dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans*
Ai haz a stewpee kwestun… haz yew tawked tew kustoms between kanananananada and da oosa? Nawt shur aminolols kan cross borders wifowt kwaranteen…
yeah!!!! *dans dans dans*
conga rats UK & plasticat! ai has a big happitayle for yew and for Eva teh Diva!
Fur VLC tu Yoo-Ess-Ay, onlee need dokmentayshun uv vaksinayshuns. Teh Hoomayn Sosietee haz adoptid owt tu teh Yu-Ess-ay befoar.
An iz nawt stoopy atawl.
Juss tu reminding yu what yu getting… ai juss posted a buncha pics. Wun uv Cory, 8 uv Eva sleeping awn mai keebored.
aaawww- haow kyoot!
*wispurrs* ai mayded 2 lols uf wun uf mai faborite Eva pics, awn mai profyle!
Oooooooooooohhhhh… ai lubs tehm!
*adds tu blog*
Unforchunatlee, ai hasta go showr an go tu bed nao… *sigh* Ai tawk tu yu suun, ai hopeso!!! {{{{{UK}}}}} {{{{{plasticat}}}}}
Rules iz over rated an ignored…
ooh, kerrykatz, i see yoo iz habbing a burfday tomorror!
Izen’t rulez ment to be broken?
wee still doan needz noe stinkin grabbitee!
Or da stinkin badgers!
Orinj ones nawt onlee poison, dey kin flies too!!!
Ownce fur ownce the finest pownce that he’z evar pownced.
@@@@@! missy
FTW!!!
Wut iz kitteh pownsin awn?
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Teh tortie knoes, ifinkso.
teh othurr kitteh?
Aifink kitteh wuz startled by sumfin & went upandbakwards wifakwikness. Wun uv mah kittehs did dat yesterday, but dere wuz no camera ready fur teh pikshur.
Mebbe sprinklur aktivated?
liek teh wun frum teh last lol?
Indoor sprinklers?? *Imageinz all teh prankz she culd pull*
ooh….dat wudd habba lawta pawsibiliteez…
Pawsiblee!
Photoshopped. Pretty good job, but definitely Photoshopped. See how the other cat has no shadow from the flash, and the orange cat’s shadow is the exact outline of itself? Also it doesn’t flow with the wall or door. The cat itself just has a drop shadow underneath it. That’s a sitting cat, rotated to look like it’s jumping. Not bad.
wow….thats smart. i’d also like to congratulate you on being the only person here who doesnt talk like they’re 6 years old. good job!
teh lolz mus had nufin 2 eat…neds nomss!!!
Hover kitteh is hoverin…
Meh…Grabitee iz moar obb a sujjestyun…
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O bai teh wai! Wun ob teh kittehs dat mai nayborz haz….wellz, himz iz liek awlwaez skaered adn succh….wellz, himz aktchulolee, cameded upp tew meh lukkin fur attenshunz!
Itt wuz rly suprizink tew meh….dat kitteh liek /nebber/ duz dat….
awlsew, aifinkso dat kittehz can haz alawt moar smartz dan aithotsew……ai menshuned sittink daown tew himz, adn himz did sew….adn sum othurr similurr stuffz az wellz….dat wuz supryzink meh tew…..
tew badd fur dis kitteh dat wun ob teh nayborz othurr kittehz noms awn liek, /awl/ teh fudz, teh fudz fur awl fwree ob teh kittehz(sumtiemz, awltho himz nawt awlwaez eetz awl obbit…himz jusst ….maekz it lukk liek himz ownz awl ob teh fudz…
butt anewaez, dis kitteh iz awl furz adn bonez…..wich iz nawt-sew-gud, cuz himz liek a beree naies adn rathurr kyoot kitteh….
Awww – poor kitteh. Izzit pawisbul fur u to putting owt sum fuds fur jus teh kyoot skinneh kitteh? It mite be jus nawt enuf fuds, but it mite be sum sort uv parasite dat iz interfering wif himz absorbing nutrients frum fuds.
An yesh — kittehs sumtiems kin be BERY smart.
Ai fike kittehs are berry smart! Ai haz a firend whoo dusn’t fink sew thew. He lubs goggiez. Yet wheer friendz. Weeerid.
aifinkso kittehz habba differentz soart ob smartnezz dan goggehz….
it iz jusst hao smarttish dis kitteh seemeded tew mii….ait’z liek him aktchulolee wuz ablol tew unnerstand wut ai wuz tawlkink abowt….
Itt mite bii….himz haddeded sum soart ob problum in himz yoof, adn nao himz iz liek skaered ob ebbereefink……wich iz nawt sew gud fur guardink fud ritez adn succhliek…
Aktchulolee, ai wuz carryink himz gentlee, adn himz wuz awl purrink adn stuffs, wich aifinkso himz nawt haz mucch chans tew du mucch…..adn den himz jusst soartob lukkeded upp att meh, adn itt lukkeded liek himz wuz smilolink, adn himz lukked liek himz wuz a littlol kitten oar sumpfink…..it wuz sew kyoot…….
aktchulolee, hims liek wuz ablol tew sit wen ai menshuneded it(ai nawt tolded him tew du sew, jusst menshuned it, adn himz did it! ai wuz reelee surpriaiezed…) dat wuz reelee wut ai begun tew finkso hao smartish dis kitteh iz…..
kitteh sat when u menshuned it! iz cuz u “menshuned” it, nawt giv order! aifinkso u bee smart too.
ai wuz sumwut finkink tew maiselfz owt laowd, sumpfink liek wunnerink iff teh kitteh wudd sitt iff ai askededed him tew, adn den ai lukked att him, adn him sat daown!
ai awlwaez thot dat fur teh moast partz, kittehz did nawt lern trikkz adn stuffz liek dat….
Gangstakitteh iz anounsin hz prezinse. Gangstakitteh likz.
awl ub a subben Grabity duddent seemz so…. grabity amy nore.
WHAT JUST A SMILY FACE
So photoshoppped…
dood thawt iz lwke…….. sew totwally kewl!!!!
fotoshop fail. kitteh on floor has no shado.
X-peramintz wif ternin awf teh grabbittee in onlee smawl areeya
going pritee well, akshullee.
O Tortle! Watch aowt beeloe!
that pic is weird because it’s my exact combo for cats! big fluffy orange, little ugly tortoise shell! almost thought they’d stolen my cats or pics, but the room is a dead give away to no.
i think that is so lol
The oder cat ish liek ‘wtfz?’
Failcat’s fakedetection sez: fake
Itz a British Harrier Kat
LOL thats so funny!It looks like hes trying to attack da kitteh!
Whai iz this pik gettin’ so much commentz?
r u kiddin meh? i r use dat strange rul all de tiem!!!!11!!!!!!
dis kitteh dont gots no gravities!
Lolz dat iz funniez!!
hehe lol
:B :T
These two cats disappeared from my home near Cornelia, Georgia approximately one year ago. Sure would like to have them back, no questions asked. I can be reached at cotennfl@yahoo.com
hello how r u i like the grass
Hey look im in that photo
lolz