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ai wun prie oar it tee!
gmta, jk2k (at leest pmta: pryoaritizing myndz tfink alyke!)
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conga rats foar teh tawp uv brayde — teh ratz jess arivd in teh mayl tu dans 4u. awlsew lotsa nommee muffins an choklit martooniez. cheez!
yumyum nom nom nom drinkees
an happi sinkoh dee mai-oh!
Conga skwirrls tu yu jk2kitteh fur leedin teh brayde! Wut dansees and drinkees yu three want?
ohai ph@ fur teh sinko dee mye-oh, teh margajaritz iz teh xlnt! an mebbeh a tock-oh bar? teh Nom cayturur maykz a nommee spred uv sordid tako greedyentz…
Yay fur jk2k, calicocoa, an anni fur da win!
Pakking peanuts nawt nommable, tho.
Teh bayj wunz awr, but nawt berry nommy, pleh.
Oh wait, dats wut yew said.
*facepaw*
Ai mint, ediblol.
Male iz berry slo
dey uuzuhlee r
snerk!
Wut?
Ai meened wat we cawl post in TTI – Dunno wat jk2k meenz!
*dublol snerk*
*giggle*
*snikkur*
Then there wuz teh lad dat rote uh leddur tew teh Pawstmaster Jenrul wunce awn ways tew speed up mail serbiss.
It gawt lost.
Mail neber asks fur directions.
*snerk*
*DoubleSnerk* *hedbonks fur PK*
*hedbonks* *purrs*
Ai iz awn desktop ryte nao, wif feet up… Eva awn legs, abowt gnee-lebel, swatting mai rists occashunallee, an Cory asleep awn mai ryte shoulder.
Hao KD?
Ohai PK! Hao ar Eva an Cory??
Groing!!! An endlisslee cyurius abowt ebreefing (Eva) an starting tu realyze teh whirrld can be a fun playse (Cory).
Ohai, PK ai just go luk at doze bebehz. oh, mai gudnes haow big dey ar getting and da cutenes!
Ai gno! Teh speed uv groing iz mayzing!! An teh cyootniss… oh, mai pore brayn sells!!!
aaaaooooowwwww haow *kyoot*!!! ai’z awlmoast splortin jess tu finkin bowt it! {{{ pk }}} {{{ eva }}} {{{ cory }}}
Cory izza cuddul-monster! Him needs a hyoomin whu needs a kitteh-frend whu wants lawts uv tiem being tugevver — him purrfektly happeh just snoozing, az lawng az ihm be in contact. Him such a sweetee!!!
Cory wuld bii a purrfekt “store cat”. Him culd go tu wurkz wif mii ebberidai.
I wish I libbed closer tu yu 
. Butt (!) nawt in da winter tyme.
Him wud problee luv it — him still lyks tu ryde arown in hims sling, an him camed wif us fur Eva’s vaksinayshuns an nawt mindid teh nuvver car ryde. Aifinkso him cud lern tu get used tu trabelling arown if it meend habing his hyoomin close lots. Winter nawt matter, him lyks tu be rappd in blankees n fings.
Ai wish yu waz closur, tu, wud lub tu have him lib wif yu.
Da last 2 kittehz I dopted boff wented tu wurkz wif mii wen dey wuz little, kauz ub da big kittehz, an da kustomerz lubbed dem. Dey wuld big toyz an treetz an sum just wuld kum in tu check awn dem.
OOppz bring nawt big.
Betcha hand-raizd kittehs speshullee.
Yep, yu bii rite. Mine Grayson kitteh lubed tu ride in da kar, an wuz veri social wif da peepz.
I miss himz!
{{{{{3km}}}}}
Teh pic uv him wif teh teddy — him luk berry happeh an helfy, aifinkso him had a wunnermus lyf wif yu. Iz hard, missing tehm.
**fallz awf chair**
iz prioritee!
Kitteh arrives C.O.D. (Cyoot On Delibery).
**Pays elebenty munies foar teh floof**
Werf ebbry penny!
Awr doze Thag pennies?
**scratches hed** Still doan noe wut doze awr
Me 2 neever!
A deel at twice teh price.
Special delibery jus fur yu!
da conga skwirls can line up like da Marvelettes and sing Please Mr Postman?
♭
Please Mister Postman, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there’s a lolcat in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why’s it takin’ such a long time
(Oh yeah)
For me to hear from that kitteh of mine
Clappity, clappity!
Pleez tu nawt yewz flat rayte! Smushed kitteh nawt happee!
I haz nebber gitted ennifing dat gud in da mail!
Try putting cheezburgers in teh maylbox.
Kitteh trap!
Me neever. Kitteh’s name nawt Bill, is eet?
Bill and hims junk.
Kitteh nawt flounder either, butt (!) ai hab tew admit ai yam uh fan.
*Whizpurrz* Fan ob whut?
*Whizpurrz bak*
…ob teh kitteh,
butt (!) iz makin’ nawt sew obscure ref at teh saim tiem
OKay….??
Mine billz nawt dat kyoot
aifink wii’r gonnuh needz a bigglolr bocks
Ifinkso yu bii korrect, lukz lyke kitteh wuld bii awl smushed by da tyme him arrived.
alrite…ai’z heer…wut arr yur too sothur wishez?
Wif a cyoot tabbeh, what else yu need?
yoo can haz a poynt dere, PK…
Frwee moar wishez!
kitties will always try and sit in a box no matter how small!
Noe kitteh, ai sed wii whir goin tew put letter in there.
Ah habs biggo boie kitteh hims ways twenny and fibe powns an hasda sleeps inna bitty lillah boks alla tiem. Is berry funneh.
Iz tehre ennything in dis bocks likwid, frajile, perishabul, or potenshully hazurdus?
Um… awl uv teh abuv?
**Red comes in, stompin an grumblolin unner hur breff**
Sumbodee PLZ tayle me dere’s tekillya.
*hadnz RHSB lolcat-inna-bawkz*
heer…dis just cameded inn rite nao fur yoo…
Fanks, DK.
{{{DK}}}
heer…duz yoo awlsew wanna cheezburger ‘n’ hawt chokklit?
ai nawt can du annefink abowt wut yoo sed yoo wanted…butt den agen….ai’lol du wut ai can du…
Bai teh wai, wai wuz yur dai sew nawt-gud?
Nuffin eles rite nao, butt fanks.
Stoopy RLS, stoopy werk, I woke up wif a grumpee an den deres teh “man trubblols”. **sighs**
Ah….ai’z sawree tew heer dat…….
Adn heer iz teh bottlol of JC 1800 from teh freezur. U needz teh liem oar saltee?
*pulls up chayr foar red*
*gets sum marjagartee glases owt*
*mixmixmixmix*
u want salt wif diz?
Frozed wif no salt, plz.
Iz been wun of dem dayz. Stoopy RLS, plus I has a beeeg flusturaytid.
*frozfrozfroz*
*noesalt onna rim*
heer ya goe, bottums up!
*klinkee teh glassus*
dere’s lots foar ebberywun!
**GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG**
**luuks at emptee glass**
Moar plz!
*poorpoorpoorz owt moar*
heer’s moar! an noe hangeeobburs in cheezlan, best part!
No hangeeovurs?!?!?! WOO-HOO!!!
**guzzlols lotsa margajareetas**
It iz Sinko de Mayo aftur awl.
an iz tyme foar mii tew goe tew a sinkoh dee mahyo partee! wheee! bai ebberywun!
Bye, jk!
Fanks foar makin dees yummy margajareetas!
*Handz RHSB a biiig shot ub tukillya.*
Fanks, 3km.
Srsly, iz tyem to brake owt teh blu plastik cup.
**whispurrs** It’s teh wun I put my “adult bevridj” in wen teh parental yoonits is hoam. Dat way, dey nawt see wut I’m drinkin!
izznt dat why tehy maek big gulp cups?
Wenebber my fren an I planned to do alot of drinkin, wii gotted owt teh plastik cups, cuz wii jes knew wun of us wud end up brakin a glass wun.
Glass cupz an alkohall kan bii dangerous. I awlmost breaked mine front toof owt wun tyme wif bigg heavy glass, glass.
♫ ‘O Solo Mio ♫
Ohai, NC.
Did yoo see teh emayo/novella I sended yoo?
No ai didn. RLS haz itz hookz in meh tew lately.
**Runs awf tew read**
Heer, wee need dis song…
pay no attention to the video
Gaelic Storm, awesome and win.
**puts GS in bag foar work 2morro**
I needed sumfin different to frow in2 teh mix.
Yep! I member. Yu gotz ennifing in da fridge?
Jose Cuervo premixed margajareetas.
Gud fur yoo! Wat yu bein flusterated bout?
RLS, werk an men. Wut eles iz dere?
Men? Wat ebber kuld fluster yu bout men?
Duz u REALLY wanna get me startid?
Nawt furgit I lib wif 2 boiz! Wun adolescent an hormonal, and anudder wun dat wuz himz mama’s “baby”!
**takes deep breff** Dis mite end up bein a long one. Get a drink, go potty, get comfee…
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/lolspeek off
**DISCLAIMER** I have avoided saying anything here out of respect for the party involved (I know people who read here), but I’m beginning to feel that “calling them out” is the only way I can get a response.
There is a guy that I like, but I think things are pretty one-sided; HOWEVER the kicker is that he won’t respond to any communication regarding my feelings. Maybe he doesn’t want to hurt my feelings? I don’t know. If I didn’t want to know the answer, I wouldn’t have asked the question. I’m a big girl, I can handle an honest response. What I CANNOT handle is not knowing one way or the other. (I don’t know if other women are like this, but when I don’t know the answer to something, I immediately go for the worst-case scenario, and get all tore up over what might end up to be nothing.)
So, that’s my big(gest) flusteration.
Duz yu member wat I telled yu bout playin pool?
Hit teh ballz az hard az u can?
ROFLMAO!!! Dat iz wun way tu go bout it!
Yoo will has to refresh my memreez.
Emayo me ifn u need to.
Ooh CC! I had tearz coming owt uf mine eyes I wuz laffin sooo hard!
I will e-mayo yu wif it, I nawt want tu “expose” da sekrit weaponz uf da femalez!!
Disorder…..chaos….undaykorusness…
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My work here is done.
Wii nawt expose thoz thingz til dey bii “hooked” silly girl!
**light bulb over hed**
Iz dis in referins to wut u told now-huzbin, wen u nawt-sekkund began seein him?
YEP!!
Now, wif dat said, I wuld suggest a refras, cuz wii had nown each otter since wii wuz in Jr High tugether, the same priciple at wurk tho. Just havin fun!
Ai can haz saem dai survice pls. Ai haz a pleh spitooie dai tudai.
**gives WRr a margarita dat jk2k maded**
Heer, dis’ll kyur wut ailz ya.
**pulls up chayre**
Wanna commizurayte?
Nawt wantz tu get started. Ai will haz a busy in a littlol bit adn nawt wantz tu have tu brake awf teh commizurating errlee.
I unnerstand, butt ifn u evver need an eer, u kno how to contakt me. {{{WRr}}}
OMG that’s my kitteh!!!! what a suprise. who took this?
skuse meh, ai need to borrow dis lol fur mai Europ trip!
Can i send dis LOL to my frien Jammies?
*dirrecshuns fur gettin in a tinniee box*
furst, step in wiff littlol paws, tehn curl in tail. suck in belleh an squeeeeeeze in. finaliee, tuck bak ears an wedge hed down into box. enjoi ur twip!
Yay! My kitteh from Kittin in a Boks is here!!
Enny assembleez rekwyred?
onlee if u git tu close tu teh pointee endz. * snerk *
Hope da direktionz arn’t translated frum Chinese, yu’ll hab part B attached tu part G.
PK!!!!! U iz heeer!!!!!
Ai iz!!!! An so iz yu!!!!!!
*runs to PK wifakwikness*
*trips ober hur own pawz & tumblols into teh wall*
*blink blink*
Ai meened to do dat.
*washes faec kazyuallee*
*hedbonks PK & likks teh tawp uv hur hed*
Hao u iz? We haz mist u heer!
*purrrrRRRrrrrRRrrrrrRRRRRrrrr* *halps likk NS’s ruffuled fur awl smooth agen*
Ai iz otay… hadda izzy wif compnee an tehn teeving kitteh an nao nawt-sekkund weeeek uv gnu smestur uv classis… but ai hopeso ai can haz a grip awn fings agen nao, at leest fur teh mommint, coz ai misst yu guis muchlee!!!!
Hao yu be?
Ai haz sum sort uv pleh — aiz had a lo-lebel feeber since Caturday & it jus won’t go away.
Priority’s not fast enough for live animals. Gotta go with Express! Though I do remember reading a story about a cat accidentally being shipped an ocean in a box containing a vehicle engine. Apparently the cat survived by eating the grease on the motor. Strange story.
Anyway, that box definitely isn’t big enough. Even for a cat, which are capable of squeezing themselves into remarkably small spaces. Very cute though that it feels like filling the space. It seems almost as if they think boxes of any size were designed just for them.
Lolwut? this looks just like my cat! and my table! :O