it not has ur name on it
it not has ur name on it
u shud awlwayz remember 2 put ur name on fings.
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i yam in yr bed, using up all da comfeez. stn
ohai mary0, u has teh top spot, how abowt brekfast in bed since ur all comfy there?
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ps. is u going to see teh new Star Trek movie this week week weekend??
ohai!i be jumpinged out 0 bednommingyerbrekkie0fftwerkthnxbai!
pea ess: mebbe i can haz thyme to go see Start Wreck, i hazza howpfullz…
Sorry to interrupt, I tried to post this earlier but WP ate it….
May I please remind all US Cheesefriends that this Saturday, May 9 is the annual letter carriers food drive.
*please to click on my blue name for a link with more info*
Non perishable food items may be left for your carrier or brought to your local post office. Please consider donating some food items, even a can or two can make a difference for a hungry person. Thank you very much
and if my earlier try shows up eventually, sorry for the double post
lovely msg BF! I will remember. i did nawt no till u tolded mi
*wunders if TTI posties cud do tihs…*
“Shove off, Bluebutt!”
heh!
I was here nawt sekkund, so go ‘way!
Yeah, but ai called *saved*! So mooove!
ai callz “shotgun”!
What is “shotgun” meen in dis sichamaysun?
dunno, butt (!) ai haz callded it!!
Ok, but I calls… shotglass!
shotput!
Mom always sez: Don’t put teh shot in teh house.
iz awl fun an gaymez until sumwun looses an eye!
then itz jus fun!
duz nao!
Din ai finney teh couch!
Fyderz keaperz
loosers weepers…
*concentratinged look on face*
i sense a need foar Liszt to go wif finderskeeperslosersweepers:
A stick in time saves noms.
Byuty iz only fur deep, but stoopy goes right to da boen
Cats rool,
Dogs drool
E…
Eben a blind doggeh gets a bone onse in a while
Fixing wut ain’t borked, don’t do it
Give a kitteh a fishie, and she will nom it… try to teech a kitteh to fish and u will just be buying more fish at teh seefud market, ifinkso
H….
Hell has no fury like a kitteh denied his gushifuds!!!
In the eyes of the kittehlover, pock-marks are dimples >^..^<
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
J…
Eerly tew bed, eerly tew rise tew feed teh kitteh
Frends doan let frends drive ‘nipped’
Grass iz awlais greener wen its horked up
Heds ai win, tales u looze
I……
In fer a penny in fer a pownd
Juss a sawng at twylite (?)
Keap smilin – it maeks `em wunder wat u haz been up 2
Lukk b4 u leep
M…
Muvvers are awlways rite
Nebber nebber nebber give up
Onlee teh gud dye yung
P…
Penny wize, pownd fuulish
Qute iz az qute duz
Rebenj iz suite
S…
stolen cheezburger iz teh nommiest
teh erly kitteh katchez teh berd
united we stand, divydid we fall
v…
Virchew, payshuns iz wun butt ai don’t hab it.
Wut duz nawt kill yu maykes yu mad
Xpereeuns iz teh bes teechur
Yu cna’t teech an old googie gnu triks, but yu kin scratch hims nose
Z….
Zeez teh day!
Ohai,parrothead!
I boughted 2 new Margaritaville shirts in Vegas…dey had lots uv nyce stuff wif your likeness on it,too !!
Oar “Carpe Cattus!” (Zeez teh kitteh!)
Ai fink it’s a given dat we iz gonna zeez teh kittehs…uv corse,sumtimes dey downt liek bein zeezed.
Pointee ends…OWCH!
Ohai Eeeck! Did yu hab a wunnermus trip, ai hope? Mai fren jist botted me a gnu M’ville shirt, it says ‘hula gurl at hart’ witch is kinda mai motto. Wut kind did yu git?
OHai AfriCat! Ai nawt seed yu in a lawt of wyles! Hao iz yu?
Teh trip wuz as wundemous as can be…onlee losted $30 on teh slots!
Ai gotted a “Cheeseburger in Paradise” t-shirt, and a pink polo shirt dat sez”Margaritaville” wif a palm tree in embriodery by the pocket area.
Dey were $9.99 each…culdint pass dat up!
Ai saw teh “Hula Girl” shirts…dey had a cute one dat sed”I’m teh Woman to Blame”,too…..
Carpe cattus, FTW! And . . . er . . . gud luk wit dat! *snerk*
Make hay wyle teh sun shines,
Nebbur put awf til tumarrow wut yu kin destroy tudai,
One gud turn leeds tu teh fud dish,
P…
Plenty moar where taht came frum
Quietly (speak), Big Stick (carry)
Run silent, run deep
S…
Ohai PH!!! Aiz gud fanks, hao ’bout yu?
Snerk. Awl mai terns leed to teh fud dish.
u snooz u looz
not in dis cays!!!
sew I won? kewl!!
Yesh it duz, see rite tehre it sez minemineminemine!!!
We need to tak up a kollectshun to buy anodder kitteh bed fer dese kittehs to avoid teh bludshed. Bof teh attracktiv kittehs deserb teh special plaice. Nawt that they won’t still disagree on who getz whut.
Weeeelllll, wen mai gurls an I fownd eech uvver, ai bot tehm eech a nyce snuggly kitteh bed uv tehyre own, boff EGGSACKTLEE alike and tehy wud fite cauze tehy boff wanted teh saim wun.
For sum reesun, ar kittehs stopped fightin about teh beds when we got five. Kitteh math sez 5 bed fer 3 kats is just right. Altho nobudy uzes teh woun on tawp of the goggie krate, fer sum reesun. Tho they DO sleep in the krate itself sumtimes, just to get kitteh hairs up the goggie nozes.
saim fing happenz wen ai openz a noo pakage uv fuzzee mous tois, tehy iz 10 inna pakage, awl teh saim, deyre awl alike an mai kittehs wil fite tew git teh saim wun, eben tho awl teh utters are lyin rite neggst tew it *sigh* kids!!
Pounce-tumble-pointy-ended eviction in 3-2-1…
U no talk dat way to ur Mom, yung kitteh!
As long as you libs under our ruuf – u follows our rules…
*snikr*
And as long as yur paws ar under mah kichin tabul . . . as mah daddeh-kat useta say.
Iz mai wai oar teh ohai wai!
Rule of thum for most things: The larger vehikul has teh rite-of-way.
No eksepshun here.
Pritty choklit-karmel swurl kitteh gonna get a lot more swirly in about 5 secunds aifinkso.
Did yew gets a whoopin’? :0
Possesshun iz nyne tenfs uv teh law. STN!
Whut’s teh other tenth?
Wats myne iz myne an wats urs iz myne iz wun tenf uv teh law (kitteh law 101)
pointeh enz
It seems to me that teh pointy endz would be moar like elebenty tenths.
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
Wut percentij iz dat eggsaclee?
100 and elebenty%
Duz that mayk them fractious? wun wunders . . . .
If uz not stawp bossing meh I willz call mom
MAWM… Muffy is buggin meh
*luks thotful*
Iz ai obsesst, if ebreefing ai see making me fink uv mai bebbehkittehs? Lyk, seeing Eva steeling Trick’s bed, fur zampul?
ohai PK! ai haz nawt seen u in furrever!!
run run run *pownse*!
*hedbonk*
PurrRRRrrrrRRrrrRRRR
Wif PoC compnee fur a week, tehn Cory teeving muchlee, an a tuch uv RLS, it feels lyk furevver, yep yep!!!! Hao yu being?
*shrug* ai has had better week week weeks…
but Morgan kitteh iz doing very well, so iz nawt sew bad!
Wayt, what? What happined tu Morgan?
*rakks brayn*
*takes brayn owt uv rakk an surchis it insted*
Him be awn subQ flooids… fur kidnees, ryte? Him hadda bad spell? *hazza hyooj wurried*
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(hugs fur nawt-gud week)
oh noes! u iz rite, hee iz on flooids, butt(!) he nawt had bad spell or ennyfing! ai just mented that while it haz bin moastlee a pleh week, we did go to teh v-e-t foar a blud test an he iz still dooing as gud as evver. So mai week iz nawt completelee pleh!!
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{{{{{{{{{PK an evverywun inclooding Sonya an Eva an Cory an Trick an Loki an Angel an an an ai hopez ai iz nawt furgetting sumwun!
Nah! This reminded me of my cats. If Shadow is in his spot, Cannoli will clean her until she gets fed up and moves!
Mai boys duz taht, tu. 3 adult kittehs… a duzzin sleepy spots… an Loki an Trick always want teh same wun at enny gibbon mommint. *sigh*
*German hed-doktor acksent*
Vell, it could be zat u is teh obzezzed. Lie down on ziz comfy couch and — WAKE UP!
Ok, zit up on this zlitely un-comfy chair and let’z doez a zimple vord-azzoziation tezt. So for eggzample, I zay “Treat” and u zay…? “Trick”, right. Zat is teh very gut.
Iz u reddy? Gut. Ve begin.
Adam?
Bebbeh?
Cute little black bear?
Zzzz… huh wha? Oh, cowch nawt fur sleep? Sowree, iz comfee.
Eve!
Kittins!
Splort!!!
Gut, gut. Yez, it doez zeem zat u iz zuffering from vat ve in teh hed-bizznezz callz teh obzezzion. To enzure zat ziz diagnoziz is ze korreckt and moar importantly zat my fee iz ridiculouzly high, let uz now try ze zimple ink-blot tezt.
I haz zeze cardz wif ze blotz of ink on zem. U vill look at each von and u vill zay vat u zee. Zome of ze blotz is black, zome iz oranch mit stripes, and zo on.
Reddy? Gut. Ve begin:
Ink Blot Number Ein
Ink Blot Number Zwei
Ink Blot Number Drei
Halp! Aym seeing kittns everywhar too! *feels mah own hed; it feels fevrish* Whut to do, whut to do? *runsarowndinacirclol*
Ah, yah. Zis zometimez happenz. Ve in ze hed-doktor bizznezz callz ziz ze
fee jackpotmazz hyzteria.Come, zit on zis zlitely un-comfy chair and tell me about ur childhood. Vaz u a happy child?
*sits on uncomfy chair; squirms arownd*
Boy, this is an uncomfy chayr! Duz peepuls akshuly pay big munnies to sit in this chayr?
Ach, ya. Ze vaiting lizt to zit in ziz chair iz az long as ze fee is outrageouzly high. Ziz iz not only becauze ze peepz vill pay any amount to be fazhionable, but alzo becauze ze level of ze obzezzion mit ze puzzycatz in ziz population is abnormally abnormal.
Bebbehbear!
Bebbehkitteh crashd aftur tu much playtiem!
Orinj floofinesseseses… must snorgul!!!!!
Whair yu get tehse inkblots, ennyway? Tehy be purrfeshunallee desined tu halp wif teh die-gnosis?
Zeze toolz iz ze highly zientific und outrageouzly eggzpenzive.
Luckily, I, Doktor van Movingvan, getz ze deep dizcount from zat vell-knowed philantropizt, LCB. Vere zhe getz zem, I doez not knoez.
Hm. Tehy luk verry kitteh-ish tu me…
So, dok, what be teh diagnosis? Teh prognosis? Teh hypothisis? Teh neurosis? Teh ozmosis? Teh hypnosis?
Ya, vell, even mit all my year of training und zeze zientific toolz, von cannot arrive at ze diagnoziz in chust vun vizit. Zee my zecretary on ur vay out and zchedule appointmentz for von hour every day for ze neggst, oh, elebenty weekz.
Oh, und plz to bring ur puzzycatz mit u ven u come beck. I muzt to eggzamine them up cloze to azzizt mit
myur terapy. kthxgutdayAHHHHHHHH….just got cawt up on Eva & Cory pikturs!!!
** dukky taypes CHRG to hed and luks awai **
Ai hazza hoping ai can du moar bideo an pics (iz hard tu du Cory pics taht nawt just be lil black blobby-fing!!!) tuday, since ai onlee haz wun moar owr uv class. Cory starting tu play sum, ai wanna get bideo uv taht! An uv Eva climbing n pownsing n fings — teh improovmint sins teh erlee bideos uv her making tentativ bats atta fingur, it bogguls teh brayn!!!!!!!!
Ai wanna get nuvver bebbeh tu keep Cory compnee wunce Eva leevs.
Ai fink u DUZ hav teh obzezzion….see Dr.LCB above.
But but but (*snerk*) ai nawt shur ai wanting tu hazza cured!
Jus gotz 2 say, lurvlee gray kitteh, beautimouse swirlee kitteh.
Ai agree, bof be beautimuss!!!!
Dey arr teh beeyutimouse, yep! Mai Smokey-bebbeh luks a beet laik teh swirly wun, ’speciully awn teh faice an teh tum. Tuu kewt!
Iz tink dis beez a funny! now i haz a happy p.s who is gonna see harry potter an da half-blood prince?
p.p.s. Dis kitteh bees too kewt!
Wow … kitties fight for place..