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du nawt yooze bleech plz!
ai fink tehy alreddy used bleech on kitteh! is verra prittee whyt kitteh, thoh!
congra rats on nawt sekkun DK!
ai’z has tew agreez wiff yoo awn teh kyootnezz ob teh kitteh….
yaiy! ai can haz nawt-secund!
Yu can!!! Conga-rats awn teh tie wif nightshayde!!!!!!!
Ai can innurupts fur teh minnit.
If U live inna U ESS AY pls to reed dis.
Get eggstra forebber stamps dis week, week, week. Teh price is gunna go up awn Mundane. If u git lawts uf teh forebber stamps naow U can save sum munnies fur moar cheezburgers.
Fankee!
sew – haow duz a dragon selibrayte hiz nawt sekund??
gud kwestyun…..hmmm….liek jusst abowt anne othurr purrsun duz?
lawts uf drinkiies and noms!
hmmm….wun issho: teh drinkiiez nawt can has teh awkeelhawl…PLEH!!
biisaiedz, ai nawt can has dem annewaez..
othurr stuffz iz gud tho..
Plz to be caerful wen hangin to dry!
Dat kitteh duz nawt luuk comfy. Den agin, wud him be asleep if himz wuz uncomfy? Nao ai haz a puzzloled.
Yu gno kittehs… summa teh most weerd playsis be teh wuns tehy lyking best. Ai haz gibbed up awn asking…
Our Squeak gets into the oddest positions to sleep — positions I’ve never seen another cat use. *shrug*
AHA!!!! dere yu iz!!! *UK runrunrun fru teh ruum and taklols PK* haow yu iz???
*wispurrs* ai hadda messij awn mai masheen tewdai frum Val! ai will kawl her bakk tewmorro! *hazza eggsited*
*dans dans dans* It will be gud gnus!!! It hasta be!!! Yu can haz offishul confurmayshuns!!!
Eva haz had nawt-sekkund shots, a weeeek ago — tu weeks til her nekst shots, tehn her reddy tu go.
Ai gunna miss her, but ai haz such a eksited fur her an plasticat!!!!
woohooo!!! wii kannawt wayt!!!
ai seed sum uf teh bideos – Cory iz bery kyoot tew!!
ooo – and ownlee, wut, 53 daiz til VLC cheezmeet????? butt wii see yu b4 den!!
*nodnodnod*
*lukks stern*
Yu iz nawt alloud tu juss walk in, pikk up Eva, an leev. Yu iz tu spend tiem heer wif us talking an cuddling kittehs befoar leeving.
oh, ai kan find teh tyme tew tawk wif yu and Sean and cuddlol kittehs, aifinkso!! *nodnod*
Gud gud gud!
*dansdansdans*
*giglol* Yu can see him when yu coming tu pikk Eva up, him will still be here.
Ai may haz tu conbinse Seanya we need anuvver bebbeh tu keep Cory compnee wunce Eva gos wif yu…
oh, ai noes if ai see liddlol Cory ai iz gonna want hims tew!!! *tawks sternlee tew self* wun more kitteh iz otay, nawt tew more kittehs!
ai iz shure teh Hyoomane Sosieyeitee kan find more bebehs wut needs fosterin…
UK, pleez tu bii sneekin Cory intu yur luggage, an I meet yu an bring himz tu mine howse!
ooo – sownds liek a plan, den wii kan haz anudder cheezmeet!
YAY!!
This be bebbeh-seezun… will be moar. Ai wish waz nebber orphined bebbehs, but ai duz luv raizing tehm when tehy needs it.
Aifinkso Cory needs tu go tu hoam taht be kwieter an nawt so much comptishun fur affekshun an tiem frum hims hyoomin. Nawt ultimatlee up tu me, but ai duz fink ideel hoam fur Cory nawt haz 3 uvver cats n a goggie tu taek hims hyoomin’s tiem.
mai fren fosters kittehs tew – her haz 7 noaw! plus 3 uf her own!
Plasticat and ai wuz just tawking bowt dat – ai fink iz tew much aktibitee heer, and rowdy goggie, wuld nawt b gud playce fer Cory. Butt if ai kuld hab elebenty kittehs, ai wuud!!
If ai cud keep Cory maiself, ai wud… we keep fings preddy lo-kee eben wif 3 kittehs alreddy. But cannawt. So ai say lawts uv prayers him find a hoam an a hyoomin az purrfekt az Eva’s. 7 be soooo menny… ai fink juss a cupple orphlings atta tiem be enuff!!!
Woot! She will b wiv Plasticat! Wii will needs tew hab updates awften yesh?
I don’t know kittehs. Ai’ve nevurr been owned by one, nevurr lived with one. But I LUV teh bideos of Eva-teh-Deva and Cory-Bear, to watching Eva debelup hurz hunting skillz, or Cory nomming Eva’s ears. So ‘dorable! Thank you, Prysma-Kitteh, for the wunnerful service you provide to these kittehs, and for sharing tehm wiv us alls.
Plasticat – you reeliz, rite, dat you haz the obligation to keep awl Cheezpeepz up-to-date on teh Eva-Deva?
Schmoos to youse.
Yu iz berry walkome, an ai haz a happeh yu enjoying. Iz fassinating tu see teh chanjis happin so fast, an awl teh mayzing skills kittehs get tu start awf wif!
Plz to pick warm sunny spawt tew.
jentlol cycklol ownlee!!
Ohai UK!!! {{{UK}}} Ai sowree fur teh lakk uv Eva posts laytlee. Yu seed most reesint bideos?
warm wadder only.
luks like hes ben rid hard an put away wet…
Dat is teh most relaxified kitteh I has eber seen. An he is kyute, too! He shud nawt be on that rack. He shud be cuddled in mai arms. Snorgle!
hmmm….yoo iz rite….awn kloesurr inspektshun, dat kitteh iz kwite kyoot….
*nod nod nod*
yesh! is verra kyoot kitteh!
*snorgle*
Iz berry berry kewt!! *splort*
agwreededed….
*splort*
Ofurrguddnesssake! ETP and DK boff splorted!
**goes furr CCC**
**Sweeps braynes intu tu pyles, wun ebil an wun scalee**
**rinses boff piles wif sparklee waddur wif margarita scent**
**packs braynes bak intu kurrect cabitees**
**wrappee wrappee wrappee wif Sinko Dee My-O duckee taype**
**Snaps CHRG’s awn titelee**
**wrappee wrappee wrappee wif moar Sinko Dee My-O duckee taype**
**Leeds bictums tu recubbery rum, wraps in warm blankees, gibs drinkees an sordid noms.**
**Goes back tu bean grumpy**
Ohai, PH!
U gots grumpee too?
Wuz u ridin inna car wif me erlyur? Didjoo enjoy teh Kid Rok blastin?
Ai wanna blast sumfin, mayke dat sumwun, butt it nawt inbawlb mewsik.
U ebber see “Flash Gordon” moovie?
In teh weddin seen, teh offishunt asks Ming, “Do u prawmiss nawt to blast hur in2 spayse….”
Dems gud weddin vows, I finkso!
Maibii thos vowz shuld bii included intu awl wedding vowz. Ownli, “Du yu prowmice nawt tu blast her?”
I’m finking so NO weddin vows are gud. Vows shud bee, Ai prawmiss nawt to be a selfish pr**k an kunsidur odder peeps lib in dis haus besides me an it’s nawt awl abowt me an Ai will keep my big mouf shut when it need to be, an pawsibblee ai will go find a new playce tu lib wen teh peeps ai lib wif can’t stand me inneemoar.
Osawree, Icanhasrant?
Yep! Dere definatly shuld bii kornsideration uf otter peepz feelinz, I must awlwaz bii az polite tu mine fambily az I am tu strangers, I will yuz pleez, an thankyu, an wuld yu mind? Just common courtisey goez along way.
I gots eyedea!
Awl wimmens who iz mad at teh menz, go behind teh NB, an wii will build dummys an beet dem in effigee!
U wantz ai shud build teh Stoopee ExBF/GF Blasting & Bashing shawp?
Shure!
Donut foarget to inklood awl teh mideevlol tortchur debises… I donayte sum outta my purrsonal collekshun if need be.
{{{{{ph}}}}} Uv corse yu can haz rant!!
Ai nawt intu teh vow fing. Seanya an ai, we be tugevver, we luv eech uvver an stand bai eech uvver… nawt need sermonee oar contrakt oar formul vows. Teh basik promiss is, we be tugevver so long as teh luv shall last. Ai spekting teh luv tu last a berry long tiem, tho.
But if yu gunna maek vows, yurs be gud.
Ifinkso nawt da vowz dat make da commitment, iz da lub an respect dat makez da commitment.
*giglol* Muss be luvs: ai sed, “yu gno, Cory gonna hazza lonlee wifowt Eva,” an him sigh an say, “hao menny moar bebbehs coming heer?” Him been saying him finks we need a brake, but him nawt reellee wud say no.
Ifn I ebber gets marryed agin, dis will be my weddin march…
Rock Out!
* Handz PH teh TB2000 (troll blastur) wif elebentee blastifiers in teh magazeen *
Hmmm, U nawt az big az teh troll. Mebbee U shud sit daown before U start blasting fings.
Ofanks TET! I can haz extree magazine? Jist in cayse? Ai mebbeh nawt as big as troll, butt teh target is purdee larj. Ai will brayce hard aginst mai shouldur, lyke a 12 gage?
ooh….wut iz gettink blastededed? kan ai halp? ai’z nawt anne gud wif blastifierz, butt ai’s definitelee gud wif roastifying stuffz wif mai dragon fyer…..
Kin we go beyond roasted to burned kompletelee tu ashes?
Fanks fur maykin me smyle cheezfrens, ai gnu yu wud. My stoppee husbing iz nawt long furr dis haus. My poar dotter iz tryin tu mayke a deesishun awn kollidge, an himz got no finkings sept himself. Bad nite, aiz going to lissen tu teh rayne an try tu sleep. Fanks agin! Lubs yu awl.
{{{{ph}}}}
Wii iz heer ifn u needz an eer or elebenty.
{{{rhsb an awl cheezpeeps}}} Fanks, ai nose, datz why yu awl are the unfortunate bictums ov mai rants! Gudnite!
{{{PH}}}
Shur! burnededed kompletelee tew ashez will werk kwite well!
Uh ohez…..
erm…….(sumwut) gud nite den…..yu’ll bii inn mai prayurz!
{{{PH}}} Haz gudnite lissen tu da rain. Makez mii sleep lyke da, well, um, dead.
Gudnite! {{{ph}}} Schmoos an lubs tu yu!
An foar teh lub of CC, do NAWT fold, spindlol or mootilayt!
Enny attempt may leed tu yu being seberelee mootilaytd!!
Poynti endz deployed! Reddy fur battle.
ai wuz gunna sai dat, butt ai get distrakted!
Plz 2 yooz cat-spit onlee.
Shhhh! Dat skwirrl iz onna spit kleening mishun! Hide yur Kleenex!
I gabe mah white kitteh, La Luz, a baff teh otter day.
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No spit – onwee Dawn dishwashin soap and a burple shampoo dat maeks her whiter.
Wait, whut? Teh purple shampoos makes her whiter? I’m getting teh dizzy trying to finger that out. ’scuse me, I has to go rap a hot towel around my hed and lie down.
Yesh, teh burple sham puu is teh gud. Makes mai Jazz pupper awl B U T full adn wite. Ai haz a sad 2nite—sweet puppeh Ai fosterd adn adoptified las weekweekweek wuz stoledid frum nuu hoam las nite. Pls 2 prey 4 him 2 b fown or reternd. Himz is jush a liddul puppeh, adn is sew sweet adn luvin adn deserbs teh gud hoam sew mushes.
Eubie,
Dis be late but I is sending gud thoughts to yu and sweet puppeh. Simmer-sipple- Same thing happened to friend of mine. Hope you finds him soon.
*Puts on concern troll Mask*
P.S. Be carefuls if yu or new owner put lost ad in paper, someone tried to scam her by pretending to have found doggie.
*troll mask off*
O noez!
teh porosity!
War is teh baff troll???
Dry clean ownli pleez!
Or tung-cleen!
Wif kitteh tung ownli! Hooman tung bii EWWW!
Fur teh kitteh oar teh hyoomin?
Ifinkso maybii boff!
Ub corse! YEKK! Hoomin tung nawt werk, anywai.
pittoo! pittoo!
haow aboot wit da tung-oil?
Nawt haz tu hang kitteh, kitteh will find teh purrfekt plais wiffout enny halps. Iz wut kittehs duz bestest.
Yesh yesh! Kittehs are teh best at everyting. Ohai WRr, hao yew bee?
Lukit dat hangin’ ponsa! Gimme the snorkle, ai’m goin’ in.
is dis ceilin kitteh on da 7th day?
hmmm….aktchulolee, dat wud werk…itt maekz sens…
an awn teh sevenf dai, ceeling cat sed, “yay verily stik a fork in meh, ai’m dun”
well aktchulolee, aifinkso him sed sumpfink liek “ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ”
*insurt a few snorez heer*
wellz, “awn teh sefenff dai, him restededed”…
So, awn a completelee diffreent tawpic: Wut shud I start lissenin to in teh car? Apparentlee, Collective Soul nawt gud choyse, cuz dat’s wut I wuz jammin 2 wen I gawtted my speedin tikkit.
Dat also meens Nikklolbak an Alter Bridj owt too.
I need sumfin gud, but nawt too slow, cuz teh rode to werk iz borin an I nawt wanna fall sleepin at the wheel.
Ai lieks Oingo Boingo, but u mite nawt be able to finding dem in KY. And/or u mite nawt eben liek dem. Leed singer is Danny Elfman (uv menny movie soundtrak fame).
I wuz blastin Kid Rok dis afturnoon, but wuz awn teh parkway, so I cud go fastur den yooshual.
Dis mai faborite dribbing sawng. Mebbee nawt so gud 4 U.
One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there’s too much traffic, I can’t pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
A big black and white come and crushed my groove again!
Go on & write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license n’ all that jive
I can’t drive 55! Oh No! Uh!
Dat’s my noo theem sawng.
Even ifn I wuz awn teh innerstate, I SILL wudda been speedin!
Red knowz dat song!
Yoo hab Kelly Clarkson? She be mah faborite singur. She hassa new album out tew!
I have her “Breakaway” cd. It has “Walk Away” and “Because of You” on it.
Breakaway is gud, an Walk Away. New album iz called “All I Ever Wanted”. Iz teh awesum! (Ai lyke “Impossible” an “Don’t Let Me Stop You”)
Whut?
Nuffin, nuffin. Ai gess I seed 40 YO burjin tew minnee times.
40 YO burjin?? Ai nawt kno wht tat is.
Izza muuvee wif Steev Correll? – he gits his chest wacksed an yells “kelly clarkson” at the ‘ripping’ moment.
Ai sawree EBT, ai has nuffin ginst Kelly Clarkson, ai akshly lyke sum ov hur sawngs. Ai jist habbin a grumpee tu-nite.
An I iz habbin a prejudice against Merkan Eyedull cuz my kidlet is watchin it, an sumwun on dere is trying (unsuccesfully) to sing an Aerosmith song.
I stopped watchin wen Sanjaya kept gettin voted to stay.
Sai it ain’t so. Nawt Aerosmiff!
*hands parrothead a quacker to get teh grumps out*
ohai Romeow! ai hazza kwestshun – yu haz teh Manx kittehs, rite?
i lieks driving to “holiday” by green day. iz gud for jamming an singing along but not too fast.
Gonna log off teh pyooter & play FFXI wif mah huzbin.
Ebbreewun haz a grate nite!
Okay, noo weddin vows:
“Duz u, dood, prawmiss to nawt be poopy-hedded jerk? Duz u prawmiss to pik ur dirty unnerwares awf teh floor (oar werebber dey may be) an put dem inna lawndree baskit? Duz u prawmiss to talk to ur woman wen dere is sumfin awn ur mynd, an nawt egg-spek hur to reed ur mynd, an nawt stoo foar dayz awn end?”
Now, foar teh girlees:
“Duz u, girlee, prawmiss to nawt tayk ur bad mood owt awn ur huzbin, ifn it nawt himz fawlt? Duz u prawmiss to gibs him lubbins wunse in a whiel? Duz u prawmiss to let ur huzbin go owt wunse in a whiel wif himz frenz? Duz u prawmiss to talk to ur huzbin wen dere is sumfin awn ur mynd, an nawt egg-speck him to reed ur mynd, an nawt stoo foar dayz awn end?”
Clappity, clappity! gud vowz Ifinkso. Yet yu forgitted da part fur da boiz were dey buyz da wimmonz Jewelry wunce in awile tu makez dem feel special.
Dat wud be purrsonal addishun, I finkso.
I wud rather him cuuk dinnur oar do sum choar I nawt lyk insted.
*klappy klappy* hmm…aifinkso doze wud doo naiezlee…
Duz u prawmiss to pik ur dirty unnerwares awf teh floor (oar werebber dey may be) an put dem inna lawndree baskit
Can Ai prawmiss tu wurk awn dat wun? Ai will du teh dishes adn wax teh floor adn cleen teh windoes wunce inna wiel.
Um, dat wud be sumfin u werks owt wif teh fyoochur Mrs TET.
I foargotted sumfin:
“Duz u, dood, prawmiss to kleen ur hare-shavinz up wen ur dun? ”
“Duz u, girlee, prawmiss to nawt yooze dood’z razor wifowt himz purrmisshun?”
AND: Moast importantlee:
“Duz u, dood/girlee prawmiss to put teh uthur wun nawt-sekkund, abuv awl uthurs – urself, ur famlee, ur frenz, eberybodee?”
heer are sum gud wedding vows:
lolcat wedding ceremony
OMCC! Dat is fulla awsum an win!
AWWWWWzzzz!
U Iz the cutest ting eVUR!!!!
Hay! Hay, wise der so manys tings “girlees” got tew prawmiss 2 due und onlys undies-pickup fur boyes? I shur da diths heer “girlee” ned lotta hot luvs, too. Ai liken teh tawkin pawt, fur both, berryberry mucho!!! en laffs ebery day togeter!!!
(hugs to da dongkee..gud dae 4 u?)
I wuz jes goin by memree of wut I egg-speryensed inna past relayshunships an nawt cud remememembur nuffin eles.
Iz weerd, I kno, cuz I remememembur stuffs I did rong bedderer den I rememembur stuffs him did rong. Mebbe cuz I has been werkin awn fixifyin my stuffs an himz be histree? **shrugs**
Beddybai tiem fur me.. well, aftur feeding bebbehkittehs n awl, ennyway (duz it taek ennywun else a nowr tu get ebreefing dun n settled tu go tu bed?).
Lub yu guis, see yu tumorro!!! Schmoos an sweet dreems!
Gud nite!
this looks like a dead cat, and I am bothered
Good good good!! I just love this!!
Ouches! Somebodeez gonna be sores when diz nap iz overz!
Nice job!
Isn’t it amazing the variety of positions a cat can sleep in?
OMG–yesss! The neck-twisted-as-though-broken-while-body-is-comfortably-prone position still mystifies me!
U gib dis ol momcat heeps ob thins 2 finks ’bout, rhsb, fanks. CC bless’n'keeps u. HapyTails, OM
uhm… Testing?!?!
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oh well – wurf a try…
Ohai Nennepuss! Yu still dere?
yupp!!
butt (snikr) moastly lurking on the next lol
testing
I hate things that have to be dried flat but I will make an exception for this pretty ketteh
I like his little tummy. ♥
I love his lil belly
Oooh, how can it be comfy??
O hai, Daphne! I has not seen u here for a lot of whiles. How u is?
nao, hao do youse “sponge” cleen wif a “clof”?
Doo no fold, spin-duhl or mootulate
D’aaaaw! I jus wanna pokle da widdle belli!
good.. finally found a method to clean my LOL cat.