Hover cat flies low to avoid radar detection
can u teach me dat moov? i still in trainin.
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doan needz noe stinkin grabbitee
Inershul dampinerz r off line!
whut bout photon torpedos?
Concats j2k!
ohai tribble
fanks! luuks liek dere bee tree uv us foar teh tybootik!
Photon torpeedos iz off line tu! Dey keep floatin around teh launch bay! Concatz jk2k! Ohai two-kittehs!
Trib: did you know that Tranparent Aluminum ACTUALLY EXISTS!
space.com/technology/top10-star-trek-tech-3.html
Kewl! Teh guy Skottie towld figgered it owt!
(wii leeving teh grabbity foar teh badjurz.!)
conch hatch ululations, jk2k! yew pozess… puhsess… uh, haz teh tawp spawt! limbo danseez? sum torpikul drinkeez adn nomsiez? heer’s teh jyunt my-ty, wif pynaplol an unbrellur. gud drinkee foar surving im teh ty booteek!
Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,…Ect… LOL
Mushroom, mushroom!
Acckkkkkkk!11!!! earwurm!!
limbo kitteh!
aifink dat tayl mite bee uh prawblim…
too doo da limbo duz da kitteh needz to had heem tummeh facin inna upwardz directionamun?? Seemz like nawt in the spirit iffin dey jest walkee or crawlz unner da bar…. Ifinkso i wood like ta see a kitteh do da limbo — Standin onna heem bak legs and bendy backways unner a bar …
An eezier 2 catsh mausis
Went tu Buway flyin skewl!
Bunway! Shudda sayed Bunwai flyin skewl!
oh noes, Jerry eggscaped again
Finally, teh truff abowt Area 51 eez reveeled!!!
naow wee habz tew keel u?
O noes!!! Ai sawded nuttin, ai heerded nuttin, ai says nuttin! Prawmiss!!!
deh troof is out dere
da troof un aree fivee wun iz dat der iz flyin kittehs? Dat seemz a leetol beet antiklimatical …
Tu layte, NSA, CIA, FBI & Men in Blak r awl comming aftur u.
O noze! Git awn taht flyin karpit an vamoose AC!!
AC gotz a flyin karpet?
Here come the Black Helicopters…
Suddenly ai am heering music from Apocalypse Now…
why iz that ??
Ai luv teh smell uv cheezburgerz in teh mornin
*snerk*
and teh afternoon…and teh evening….
and teh nite! NOM!
shud beez hear cumz da Black Hover Kittehs …. purrtechtin der seecretz!
Sadly, though, not too low to evade that fire hydrant.
Oooh! That’s gonna leave a mark.
Or a Mike.
Or a Matt.
Or a Moe.
Hey Moe!
What,numbskle ???
hopefully nawt wun ued bii a goggie oar da kitteh weel getz a beet messy two!! ewwww… goggie peepee!
luks like he’s got hiz antenna up too!
I ar feerce hunta killa
Iz dat lyke teh hunta virus?
kitteh is frum Gnu England
swooooosh.
Wallaby – someone aspiring to be a kangaroo…
am totalleh off topic – sorry – listening to I’m sorry I haven’t a clues 30th aniversary show…
Tomahawk – a vegetablol of pray
…
… ooh dots…
Kitteh gonna get wrong kinda bellly scritches.
And he is SAYF!!!! at thyrd!
But wutebur he’s chaysin iz nawt sayfe!
Holy cow, stolen base!
♫ Stop right there! I gotta know right now…♫
Do ya lub me? Will ya lub me forever? Do ya need me? Will ya never leave me?
Willyumakemesohappyfurrtehrestovmylyf?
Willyutaykemeawaiwillyumaykemeyurwife?
I GOTTA NO RITE NAO!
Meatloaf, FTW – pair a dyce by teh dashbord lyte. A klassik.
Kant halp mahself, here’s teh yootoob linky (klose up spaces):
h t t p : / / w w w . y o utube.com/watch?v=j0ns8t9iQck
**wishes hur speakers wurked** Stoopy snonic foe-cus nawn-eggsistint driburs!!!!
Lemme sleep awn it baby baby lemme sleep awn it. Lemme sleep awn it Ah’ll gib yew an answer in teh mornin
but i gotta know rite NOW!
And then teh feelin cayme upon me lyke a tydul wayve..
Sawtid swarin tew mai god an awn mai mother’s grave dat I wud lub yew til teh end ob tiem. Ai swore I’d lub yew till teh rnd ob tiem!
ohai!!
But but but
Lemme fink awn it, behbeh behbeh,
Lemme fink awn it….
Lemmee fink awn it
ai’ll gib yu an answer in teh mawnin
ai lubs dis song!! fanks fer the eerwurm!!
Whos at thyrd?
Ai Dunno
Noes, hoo’s awn furst!
Wut’s awn sekkund, an ai dunno’s awn fird.
aifink it goez
Whoze awn first, wats awn sekond, I dunno-third baise
eh – whats on thyrd…
Stelth kitteh caerfully avoids leevin telltale feetprintz by wawkin widout uzin his feet…but forgits teh tale-tellin telltale tale.
heez uzin hiz tayle azza divinin rod, tew find the hidden cheezburgerz
I wuz thinkin moar lyke teh sayl on a ship . . . for balanz and direkshun.
Flyin = grayt! Landin = nawt so grayt akshuly!
itz pointin teh wai tew teh nommy treshure…an ai luv teh strypes!
undurr teh raydar…literyullee!
Dirty feet…
Mah thots eggzakly! *tsk tsk tsk* Mah tabby boi wuld *never* put up with that! He is always kleening hiz beeg whyt bak rabbit feet.
Butt *gigglol* sumtiems yoo hasta git a liddl durty to has sum phun . . .
burfday fairy iz heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Eddiepscetti and lisasue an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif toy remote-kontrol hovercats, toy sekrit-ajint walkkie-talkkies (tehy reely wurk!), kandee, an puffy bebbeh zombie stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
**grabs walkkie–talkkie** **wispurs seckrit-ajint lyke intu it** Ohai burfdai fairy! Fankee furr teh guddies! Ai jist LUBS lemming poppyseed wif choklit glaze! **Skweeeeeelllll* *Skreeeeeeetch** Oh. forgot to let go ov teh button. Sawree. **nom nom nom**
You’re pretty sprightly, what with being dead ‘n’all…
AI IZ NAWT DED! Ai wuz pynin fur teh feeords.
I see ded parrots
Wyle ai AM a reemarkabull burd, wif byootiful ploomij, AI IZ NAWT DED!
Sewz — yew fired dat cyootie kitteh frum heem shoulderz sittin jobz!? Didz you pay heem eeny severance munnies? Kin heem gits da unnenploiments?
I hopez he kin byez fudz furr hem babbehz
Iz dis inee way tu treet a ded frend?
**cue Elton John mewsic**
“Love lies bleedin’in my hand…”
*comes bussling in wif armfulls of orchids*
Ware did we want these, Maus??
In the
coffinshipping box with Parrothead.ooo that came out nise!
did we get teh flushabul one??
Does it really matter?
nah, wud just save us a littul on teh overhed.
.
who do we has to do the crying? we needs some of those mourners, u know all teh best funeruls has ‘em! Nuffins too gud for our parrothead!!
AI IZ NAWT DED! But ai’ll tayke teh orchids.
Yeah, yeah…
*Pushes parrothead into the box*
*Closes it and tapes it securely shut*
OK, Leeza! Let’s
flushship this thingy!Ai brotted teh orphun bebbeh otters frum teh Safari Park. They noze haow tu cri gud. They can be teh cryiing mourners.
MRMFFF NRMFF DrMFFF!!!
A little less noise please. You’ll disturb the mourners…
**maykes vow dat if hur gits owtta dis alybe, no one will ebur mistake sum cheezpeeps fur a king**
ewwwww!!
wii need sum keeners!
WAILLY WAILLY! OH PARROTHEAD, U WILL BEE MISSED! WAILLY WAILLYYYYYYYY!!!
I always loved a good wake. Where’s the whiskey?
whiskys at teh feet uv teh deerly departed
an a barrel uv porter at teh hed!
Ai fink U stuffed it in teh bawks wif parruthed.
Ach, Crivens! Qwit yer snivellin.
oh, an it wuz a luvly fyooneral too. wif manee shiny fings.
that’s right – ur just stunned!!!
Parrotheads stunn eesilee…
*hides nails dat kept PH on the birdyswing*
….. oooh purdie dots!!!
She’s nawt ded…
in fact,she’s feeling better….
mite even go for a walk…
That’s nice. Do you have the
coffinshipping box ready?**eetz mush fibur an red an purplol berries in preparation fur fly-ovur ov Maus car**
Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead.
“Here’s one!”
“He’s not dead!”
BONK — naw heem iz!
Well, he will be soon.
Eye cant tayke himz dat wai. Himz haz tu bee dead.
AI don’t want tu go awn dat cart, dat iz, in dat shipping bocks! **parrothead has nawt lerned strikeout yet**
hez bery ill….
BF, please remind us when you will be away. Ink wiring minds of “a certain age” have diminished short-term memory…
i will being away frum May 23 till May 31 (akshully leeving teh afternoon ob teh 22th, so kan wurk taht morning, an getting bakk May 31th in teh morning, prolly be too tired to wurk taht day). we are going to bizit my sister teh toylit-paper fairy (yoo kno, hoo chayjes teh rollz wen tehy’z empty) in Noo Jerzzee.
Thanks. So you’ll be in my neck of the woods, eh?
Why iz it cawled “neck of the woods”??
Why nawt “Hed of the woods”,or “foot of the woods” ???
another fing I no unnerstandz is why iz it cawled a pocket book. Iz not keeps it in pocket and is not a book.
An a fast fud resturunt fayles awn 3 poynts!
Class, Eeck has asked a very good question. So… for you assigment tonight, I want a 500 word research essay on the meaning of “neck of the woods”. Typed.
Single or double spaced ??
pfft! why u need 500 words for that! everyone knows the wood is where to goes to neck!
The woods? I thought that was what the NB was for…
Hoorah, Hooray the 6th uv Mai
Owtdore nekkin start 2dai!
Ahem … hear bee my reesearchez .. :
…
“Neck of the woods,” meaning a certain region or neighborhood, “Neck” had been used in English since around 1555 to describe a narrow strip of land, usually surrounded by water, based on its resemblance to the neck of an animal. But the Americans were the first to apply “neck” to a narrow stand of woods or, more importantly, to a settlement located in a particular part of the woods. In a country then largely covered by forests, your “neck of the woods” was your home, the first American neighborhood
By the mid-19th century, the phrase neck of the woods was being used to apply to a small and isolated community and eventually more generally to any neighborhood or region.
*snore*
*puts Maus’s paw in a bole of warm watter*
ewww.. wutz onna flor bye da snorin Maus? Smellz funneh …
*Wakes up*
Um… ‘Scuse me…
*Runsawaywifaquickness*
Butt — I confesses — I nawt typed it — I bloked eet, den i copeed it, den I pasteed it!!! Iz more funz den typin!! HEE HEE
Fank you Elsa_Mama….
Now mebbe Maus will nawt mayke us do teh essay!
Elsa’s answer was only 119 words. Sorry, everyone still has to do the essay. Typed. Double-spaced. On pink paper scented with cheezburgers…
Da Maus felled asleep reedin mii essay! Dat nawt nice. Maebee wii needz to write a new meenin furr dat sayin … less see…. Neck O Da Wudz — it meenz…
weel — howz about dis …
Neck o da Wuds cumz frum da oldz Nordik mif regardin da Wud god named Neckelit. Neckelit heem libbed in …. hmm eenywun memebr da rest?
Can we use calculators?
For the word count? Sure. Since you’re gonna run out of fingers and toes pretty fast…
Can we yuse pens, if we has a pen lysunce? Wen is it dyoo in? Is tihs corsewerk? Can we ink lewd pikchurs? Do tehy cownt twards teh werdcownt? If we dus teh synmunt, do we still has to do teh eggzam? Eben if we has piggy flu?
No. Tomorrow. Yes. No. No. No. Yes. Yes.
NOW GET TO WORK!
*shootz spitbawl at maus*
*luuks rownd* Whoo did taht?!
*Sister Mary Elephant grabs BF473 by the scruff*
Gotcha! Hold out your hand!
*Whacks BF473′s hand elebenty times with a ruler*
Ow Ow Ow Owelebenty!!!!
Maaahm!!!
sort ob, will be in norvern noo jerzzee, wif trips up into noo yawk. unforchunatly, we haz a full ajenduh an i will not bee able to arraynje cheezmeets wif teh norfeestern U.S. cheezpeeps, tho it wuld be fun if i culd (an for my Sekrit Idenity too)
ai hoap u hazza wunnerful bacashun burfday fairy! u deserve a nyce rest affer maikin sew mennee birfdai peeps feel speshul *shmoo*
um….haow com teh toylit-paper fairy neber bisits mai howse?
hmm… *makes a note to remind toylit-paper fairy to go to bf473′s howse*
oddly enuff, my sister lives in noo jerzie too, an i am going to vizit her at teh end ob may. maybe i kan haz cheezmeet wif burfday fairy an tehn kan telling evreewun wut herz reely liek?
*schoos tew Mommeh*
schmoos**
*schmooz taya*
Hao odd! Yu lettuce nose the scoop on teh REEL burfdai fairy!!
Yay! iskreem!!
*taiks nozymaiker* Fweep fweep fweeeeeeeep!
*uzes remote kontrol hovercat tew chaise kittehs rownd the livin ruum*
*snorglols wiv BFforesebenfree. Wings flutter an floof maekin hur luk adoriblol*
ohai taya ♥ wan sum iskreem?
o yesh pwease *purr*
Apache Longbow kitteh is flyin’nap-of-the-earth…
Nap… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Bai furr nao cheezpeepz. Ai iz owtta sik leev, so ai’ll cawl in ded. BUT AI’M NAWT DED!
You keep saying that. I don’t think you know what that word means.
G’nite burdie.
Rest in peaceSleep well!inconceivable!!!!!!!!
Maus! U still heer? I has missed yoo.
Hi Red! Long time no viddy! I am ackshooly gonna sign off in a minnit. I hasta buy noms fer teh dinnur.
Stoopy werk nawt let me play heer ennymoar, so I nawt can bisit durin teh day.
So, wut’s foar teh din-din?
Bummer. That seems to be going around these days…
Pasketti fixins, aifinkso. Or mebbe non-Ebil nomdeelets…
Or mebbe a semi-homemade (ie. Bobolli) ‘Za wif ‘shrooms an Itrailian sausage…
**drools** It awl sownz gud to me!
I can has direkshuns to teh Maus haus?
Second star on the right, and straight on ’till morning…
Gotta run, Red. Leaf a msg on my profile or sumpfin. TTFN!
Bye, Maus.
Set sum extry playtes, cuz u mite gets sum comp’nee.
Mauses from Owtur Spayse?
Dang, those directions familiar, but I can’t place ‘em — too-long day.
*Whispers*
Peter Pan…
Ebberwun tu Maus’z fur dindin!
Dis kitteh luuks jes lyk teh wun I used to refur to as “Teh Forrest Gump of teh Cat Whirled”.
Sooo…..
.
.
RUN FORREST, RUN!
Guies, I heered dis sawng foar teh nawt-sekkund tyem 2day. I wuz drivin – in teh pourin rayne – at lunschtiem an dis came awn teh raydeeo. It wuz perfeck, espeshulee foar teh mood I has been in latelee…. Stevie Ray Vaughn, baby! Yesh, it iz lawng, but well worf teh 9 1/2 minnits, I finkso.
I lub mii sum Stevie Ray Vaughn!!
Mee too, butt I nebber heered dis wun played befoar, speshulee awn Dubblol Q.
I nawt had tyme tu lissen tu da hole thing, sounded beri familiar, mite bii awn wun ub mine CD’s, I will haz tu look,
SRV wuz awsum!!! Bruvver Jimmy reely gud tew!
wif teh fabuloos thunderbirds an solo career
Ohai, bf!
My mahm iz flyin 2 Manchester today, foar a cuppla dayz. Hur werk is sendin hur, an I tolded hur, “Say Ohai to teh Moose foar me!”
reely! kewl! *waives tew red’s mahm*
Spider demise in 3…2…1
I iz safe!!!!
Thank goodness it wuz Hover Cat. For a minnit I thawt Monorail Cat derailed…
“People been askin’me ‘Where’d ya learn to fly that way?’It was over in Vietnam, chasin’the NVA”
Lookin out for teh SAM cats.
Greatest American Lolcat!!!
iz luff dis pictuer!!
its the monorail cat of the future!