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*throws a penny*
AHH! I’M BEING ATTACKED!
y reply to your own comment?
y not? (teh answer 2 all “y” qwestions)
-steals the penny- leaves the kitty
Pls tu nawt fro pennies or ennyfing but noms at teh kittehs!
AI am getting teh angree.
Iz nawt niec when Ai haz teh angree, Prawmissed teh cween Ai nawt haz teh angree and bork fing wif mai club.
Nawt prawmissed ennifing abawt frowing nawtee peepz.
Git em Troll E Troll! AI will bee yur witless, um, dat iz, yur witness! **sharpens talons**
Mai feelinks eggzacklii, Troll E Troll, sekunded hyly!
Ai wil halpyu. Wi will stawp theez nastii peepz frum doin taht.
Onlii throe triitz fur kitteh! ONLII!
Eye:10 points
Nose:15 points
Mouth: 20 points
The stupidity of doing it in the first place: Priceless
wut happens if u hit teh ear?
30 points
Congarats jarthj on yur nawt-sekkund!
**Hop Hop Hop
Twirl Twirl
Hop Hop Hop
Grapevine
Jazz talons**
What kinda drinkees yu want?
HOT CHOCKLITE!!!!! plz?
No, but you can has a chawklate cheezburger.
dats good 2!
Ov coarse yu kin hab hawt chokklit! **poorz cuppa hawt chooklit** Yu wud lyke sordid noms?
sluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!! dat wuz tasty!
who throz pennehz, enniewae!?
Kworterz!!
Kitteh iz nao drinkygaem?!
Coins duzzint improov satellite recepshun – an dey hurtz!
nightshayde, we had the same thot at the same tyme…scarrie!
dishkitteh now wid elebenty channels
IM FIRST
Yew used teh F wurd! Gasp! Stagger, wif hand ober eyes, tew teh wall, slide down, fans self wildly. Yew is obviously nawt frum thees parts. Ifn yew WERE nawt second wif the F wurd, no one would do the danse or offers you noms. Uf course, sumtimes they don’t, aniway, but it’s part uf the culture, yewno?
Ohhh Carosue, I hep fan yu. Kan yu beliiieve da huge manatee uf it awl?
Fand yew fer teh fannings! Iz tru, the huge manatee is affectin me. It is makin mai eyez goggle owt, fer wun fing. I mai need chocolate.
I notis the kone kollar matches the kitteh’s eyez. Iffn yew gotta wear wun of dose, at least it can be a fashionabl kolor.
*handz carosue choclit bunni frum easter.*
FankQ! Nom nom nom. Mmmmmm!
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
why duz dis not surprise meh aftur reading earlier comment?
Relax kafleen.
Haz teh beljun wafflols wif whippee kreems, powdur shuggur adn teh cherry awn tawp?
I has too relax frum laffing?
Tu much laffing maeks Ur belleh hurtz. U haz a relax den U can laff sum moar.
Oh, dat wur good ansur.
I beeleeve i will partake ub wun ub dem wafflols……
doan bee stingeh wiff teh cherries, wippy creem, and peecans, now…
u all beat me =/
itz ok. u haz a not 6th!
Which iz teh othr rezon we don’t do dat. Wun luks so silli when wun proves to be in error. An wif WordPretzel, anyfing can happen.
*snurt* so troo, so troo…..
pennys interfeers wid saddleite receptions.
Yay, Chessie! GMTA.
Throwin cheezburgers, nao, that’s a diffrent storee.
Ownli needz 99 penniez fur a burger kitteh.
*throws a dime*
Now ten people dies.
*snurt*
Cheezburgr bong!
I’ve seen a few bongz in mine daiz butt (snerk) nebberr a cheezburger bong.
Do 100 pplz die when I throw in a dollar? o.o
doan let teh gubmint find owt bowt dis
i like rocks >O< n pennyz!!
dat makez meh wondah…*throwz rockz*
***starts randomlee huggin neerby cheezpeeps***
**triez tu get tu the brakerum to opin up**
**narrowz eyez at, well, yu nose**
well, yes. Iz sumfin in the water todai?
Ai wunner if the spayce partee let in sum alien **wispurs** tee are oh ell ell germs?
Ai goes wif U! Ai nawt want tu brake mai prawmiss tu teh Cween.
I got da cake iffin yu kan git da breakroom open.:)
Aifinkso teh cween nawt mind if Troll E Troll yewz teh club foar dis emergencee?
Ifinkso yu are korrect! Yu da breakroom wif cake wii go!
**starts pecking and kicking wildly at brakerum doar**
Wee mite hab tu build a murgincee sheltur.
PH! I has missded yoo!
So, iz dere enny Red Velvit caek? I hassa hankerin…
Ooooh luk, heerz da key. *openz door fur awl da cheezpeepz* Silly mii, awlwayz losin sumpfin.
*screamz owt in payne!!!* stoopy karpel tunnel an arthuritz.
Heer. **gibs 3km sum tekillya**
Stoopy corpril turtlols!
I nawt has dat – yet – butt duz has teh tendinytis inna hanz an thumz.
*Duz shot* gotta go tu sii Dr Tinykat soon.
I kno teh feline.
I losted menny fings….my mind, my hart, my sense, etc…
Lawng az U naw haz losted ur hed u iz duing okai.
Nawt Maree-Antwunette, style, but has dun it uthur wayz befoar.
Yu nawt losed yur heart! Is big an beautimus anfull ub lubz! Sum beri luki an hawt man cum along soon an yu bii libbing happili ebber after
Here. Has sum bricks. Yew can use ten to eifer batter teh door down or build the shilter. Do NAWt use then fer the other fing.
* putz teh briks daown wif a giltee luuk. *
Awwwwwwwww U spoylz awl mai funz.
Ai can haz sum red velvit caek pls?
I wud like sum, too. WIf a red drink. Or tew.
Heer ya go!
**smushes sum Red Velvit caek in TET’s fayse**
Hey wait!! Nawt gibbed him awlz da cake, ifinkso i needz sum tu go wif mine tukillya an pain medz.
I nawt smushed awl of it, jes a liddlol bit.
Duz I luuk stoopid enuf to waste a hole Red Velvit caek by smushin it?!?!?!
Ai dunno, haow much black velvet haz U shooted tudai?
*hic*
.
.
I’ll nebber tell…
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*hic*
YUM red velvet cake!!! I haz a BIG piece thnx! Fur sum reeson I been craving yellow cake wif chokolite iceing. Weird huh?
not weerd. Dat is teh STUFF.
Anuddur stuff is teh Next Best Thing To Robert Redford.
Dis is:
Bottom layer: flour, peecans, butter (is good if u bake dis layer too)
Den, mix whippy cream wiff cream cheese and make layer
layer ub choc pudding
layer ub van pudding
den wippy creem
an choclutt shaveengs or sprinkuls.
gobble it all up and explode.
uh, wait, wutt? I meens, hab a peece and share it wiff ur frends. Yah.
Red Velvit caek? Waer?
*duz happee dansdansdans*
*loosenz GH(wpoi)*
ai fixededededed mai pyooturr!!!!!!!
*taekz GH(wpoi) awff*
30th!
So close, yet so far away. You were close by ONE COMMENT.
Eye don gyet dis jokey.
Der’s a gaim wear hoomins trow penniez at a drinky cup to see if dey can get it in
Kitteh is pointin owt dat seh has fouar, count dem, fore! feetsies wif pointy ends, all available fer teh revenge iffn sumwun wud be so foolish as to pitch anyfing at teh kitteh.
Kitteh’s coller remynz me of old sereal bole I used to eet owt of. Wuz ethur tuppurwear oar buttur bole.
iz tru dat only the color is fashionawble. Iffn that wuz yer bowl, I wud suggest nawt eetin owt of it animore. It has kitteh hairs in it. An kitteh spit, probably. Nawt to mention teh big hole in teh bottum.
Yah, dat hole inna bottum mite pose a problum.
Besides, I rarelee eet sereal enny moar.
U laff nao but wen I meow fur fud. I GeTZ FUD!!
i wants tew geet reech, butt knot tihs wai…
awww….ai sawree…..
*frowz cheezburger*
*Frowz fronch firez tew go wif cheezburger*
Ai has a big happitayl! Stewpee Playsmint coordinaytor triid tew get in fite wif me 3 thymes, butt (heheheh) ai nawt taken no bayt, and hims had tew sign da papur werks!! Ai can beh lisenzed teechifyer nao!
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*dans dans dans twirl getsdizzyanfawlsdowngoesBOOM!*
hurrai!!!!
adn ai awlsew hazza happee…..ai wuzz ablol tew fixifai mai pyooturr!
*duz happee dansdansdans*
*Dansdansdans fer BDM an DK* AI haz a happi tew! AI getz mah braces off on Thursday!!
yeah! ai has a happytayle for yew all!
*dansdansdans*
*hands BDM a tekillya shot*
dis will makye teh dizzyness go awai!
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or duz it cauze dizziness? oh well, Cheers!
Ai haz a Happee fur BDM adn DK tu!
Ai maeded teh Chineez Pitsay pis fur sillybrashuns!
Iz enuf foar eberywun! Iz sum beer tu go wif it. U can haz teh Ruut Beer DK.
Ummm. Chineez Pitsay…pis? Dis iz nawt soundin so gud, ackually.
iz beddur den it soundz. der ar seberal recipes awn googlol. Just Nawt uze teh saem saus az teh Aitaliun pitsay pis.
oooohhhhhh! Pieeee, nawt Pisssss? Dats much different!
Dis thred r teh disturbings.
Did teh Fail Blog Buttholes get bored and come over to kill time?
*hands on hips*
Where have yoo bin, yung donkeh? Hmmm?
ar yew shur yew want to kno? She wuz off doing donkey fings, of course, but teh deetails…. de tails….sigh.
I has had an unhappy, and been in teh ostrich mode.
I finkso i noe teh problum. A doctor visit bee in ordur.
Yoo okay, Kafleen? {{Kafleen}}
yas n noe. not reelee, butt i finkso i finallee has a clue. And dat will leed too okayness.
Fanks furr aksin. {{{{ETP)
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}} Sowree to heer dat. Gud for yoo for taking caer ob urselb. Bemember dat dere bees mennee peepz heer who lubs yoo!
Yesh yesh! Cheezpeeps are teh best peepz! {k}
I dunno, but it wuz teh scarey fer awhile. I thot I herd Twilight Zone muzak.
I NOE i herd it.
ohai kafleen, not had a chanse to tell yoo before, i missd yoo an iz glad to seeing yoo bakk
hope yoo kan gets feeling okay agin, i kno teh feeling wen evreefing iz sad an pleh an not gud.
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
o, fanks!!!!!!!
*happy wigglol*
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}
I has a littlol sad/embarrassy tooday and I wunts to share it.
Dis will make yall say, o noe! call teh Wambulance! LOL
Butts I still wunts to say it.
I maded a funny video. And posted it to Youtube. Well, not reelee a video. It wur a photoshop, and my voice reeding it. It were a spoof ub someting dat happened at wurk, PLUS annuder very rude laffy video I liked. Wuz crood, but sum ub mah frends laffed dem self too deff over it. (tank u, frens, i lubs u )
I showed VERY few peepulls dis video, caws it wur rude/gross/funny, which not ebbreebuddy’s taste. In fact, I wud say, if Stend saw it, he wud lub it. But I wuz reelee prowd dat I dood it.
I sended mah son an email telling him about it, and sending him the link to both my video and the original one that inspired it.
He wrote back this morning with one line:
I’m sorry, I don’t share your enthusiasm for these videos.
He’s only 19.
And I looked at it just last night and no one had voted on it.
This morning it had a vote.
The lowest possible.
I feel a sick kind ub sad.
I wroted back and sed, Wow…..did u doo dat?
I noe I am a goober and a goofy person. But I wuz prowd ub my creation. I just noe he did dat vote. Dat wun stoopid vote hurted meh.
Dat hurted my feelers in a queer kind ub way I am not used to.
*donkey digs heel in durt and feels sorry furr self*
Yep, time to call teh Wambulance. :/
{{kafleen}}
Ohh! Pur donkey! There is nuffin like makin a joke an nobody laffs, an this is like that, squared. Iffn the kid has no senssa humer, then he has no sensa humer, an yew must nawt let it gnaw at yew. Hugs to teh donkey. Mai advice is to go to sleep. Sleep paints a layer over fings and they don’t hurt so much. I see yew tomorrow!
aaw, kafleen, to teenkitteh ALLS parnts be capital G goobers times elebenty-seben! I ben dair, 2.
**nose touch, slow eye-blink**
Don no whut tu say {{kafleen}}. Ebreewun has diffrin tayst. U wants sekkund opinyun, or wud dat mayk it tu publik? Is surprizing whut can hurt us wen weer nawt lukkin.
Owchie, kafleen!
Nowun can hurt yu like teh wunz yu lubz, and teenage Kidz ar eggsperts at twistin de nyfe.
I iz persnly berry fond ob rewd laffyness. Cuz now I iz not 19 ennymoar I doesn’t hav to be so “mature”. I imbarrass mai gurls, dey say I iz like Nanny Ogg and makes me stoppit.
{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
Can we votes it up way high?
Thank you, everybuddy. <3
I won’t post my video and its predecessor on here, because some might be offended.
Anyone burning to see them can email me at kafleenthedonkey@gmail.com
Oh crud. My “comment is awaiting moderation.”
OK, lets try again.
Thank you, everybuddy. <3
I won’t post my video and its predecessor on here, because some might be offended.
Anyone burning to see them can email me at kafleenthedonkey at gmail dot com
{{{Kafleen}}}
what do you mean?!
Uh, Houston, ai jus pikt up a cheezburg… ai meen bogey on mai radar…
Its a BlunderPuss
Haw!
Can nawt die, kittehs teeth is protected by the thing around its neck, so….
*throws penny*
Haloos, anybawdee herez?
Ooh…*careful petz to kitteh dat must wears collah of de shame*
Get well soon, kitteh. Your hoomans lub you