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jackkitteh-inna-bocks
Congrats, jk2k – u haz a solo tawp spot! Ai bring u sum gud red whine an do a chare dans fur u!
Oooh, oooh! PUlls up a chare to watch anni’s dans, and yoinks a wine glass out of her knapsack to share in the gud red whine. Rumidjs around in the knapsack and pulls out a crusty loaf of bread and some cheese.
Here, ebbrywun!
Nom, sip, sip, nom.
wowzerz … Anni yous habz a berry well stoked nappysak!
fankees! ai lieks teh gud red whine! anna wiit izznt bad eethur… juz nawt at teh saym tyme!
*pulls up anuddr chayr wif a comfee pillol tew watch awl teh fesstifitees*
Awl a loan at teh tippity top!
Yay jk2k!!
Ooh, JKK, yoo beet meh 2 nawt sekkund!
Kun-rat-flu-pashuns NEwai.
Ai gess teh song fur tihs seleberatations iz gunna be Jack-Inna-Box song? Twood maek sens.
An dans be NEfing wit teh wurd “jump” in teh naem?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfcisnVHtA0
(let’s see if ai member haow tu du dis)
Mai thets a yung MIck Jagger… LOL makes me feel reeeeeely auld.
wate 4 it….wate 4 it…POP!!! kitteh springs up outta box!
cute kitteh!
Yesh, Japaknees lykes there fuds 2 B kute!
*gasp*
ii meens fuds in the SHAPE ob kute kittenz, ob coarse!
Nomalicious!
Go-wayz cheezpeeperz, is naught yore snakky-boukz, is my happeh plase!
Bery conbeniunt!
Teh box iz akshually an intergalaktik wurmhole tu teh Planet Ob Teh Kittehs. Iffen yu leeb teh box open at midnite adn throw in cheezburgers, yu’ll get an endless streem ob kittehs surrownding yu. Dey’re fast, yu sware dey came in fru teh door raber dan teh box.
O, ai faught it wuz speshul conveeneyunt “spays fuds fore asstornuts to ete wif Tang (is knot a reel kitteh, ob koarse, wii knot eets hour liddlol frenz! onlee kitteh-shayp nommy eets!
soundz lyke tribbles!
hay, datz prezackly whut eye been finkgin! An eye ben finking dis 2, “ware’s Tribblol?”
I’ll take 2 boxez pleez!
Bocks o’ floof. . .
Blargh!! Ai ar ded!!!!
Iffin da gurl skoutz selled boxed kittehz, dey wuld make moore munniez ifinkso!
sweep up DchDT’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Onli too? I wanna six-pack!
O, yoo bee wanting teh speshul *buff colured* kittehz
gib meh a bakurs dozin
Dooz dey cumz in chokolate? Maebee cimmammom?
Dey cum in jinjur!
I fink dems kind am poyzin.
Aye weel take a elebenty-pak ub mixed snak sized kittehs — less see aye hab hmmmm…..
seben kalikoz; free likorice; an wun milkee chokolatte wif viller spinkolz
Duz dey come in da specil nawt grow up size?
DaveDrTinycat can has aunty-dote?
must habb sweety-pi kitteh!
heh, heh, I hassa cinamon-caulerd tabbeh gurl, and she has a beeeggg swirl on each syde ob her bawdee. It’s rlly key-yout! L8ly she’s gotten ravver phat, so win shii lies down on hurr syde, it looks lyke teh cindymen rolls habb rizzen!
Mebbe u shud start callin hur “Grands”?
Oh, how kyoot!
**duzznt kno wethur to yoink kitteh oar splort**
I fink mennee ppl hab splorted so mutsh dey cannawt post. If yoo trai tu yoink de kitteh, yoo cook slip in de braynz! Srsly.
Myn r dere sumwar.
Iz bebbeh caliko, an u kno wut a weekness I has foar dem….
YOINK!!!
SPLORT!!!
Rut-roh…
Ooh noo reds down!! Halp halp!!
Runz in wif portable CCC! Sweepyz up da brainz, an rinses dem wif tukillya. Pakz dem bak in da head and replaces da brain bonez. Wrapz head wif pretty sparkli duke tape. Putz awn CHRG. Sitz red awn recobery couch, an gibs her nyce strong magarita.
**slowlee regaynz conshusness**
Wha…..wha…..what happind to me?
Yu bii okay. Da strain uf da Munderdai and da beri kyoot kitteh overwelmed yu fur a minute.
*Handz red anudder shot ub tukillya*
Da eefort ub Yoinkin da kyootee kitteh combonationed wif Munderdai stwessez proofed ta bee two muchee ta wifstandz!!
**frowz bak tekillya**
Ah, dat wuz gud. Fanks, 3km.
Yesh, wuz tippiclol Pleh Mundane. **shudders at thot**
Hey red kan u belieb dat horse Saturdai?
Horse? Whut horse?
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.
.
**whispurrs**
Donut tell ennywun, but I iz prolly teh onlee natib Kentuckian dat nawt watch teh Derby an nawt lyk Bourbon.
**Iz afrayd dey gonna kik hur outta teh stayt**
Nawt tu worri, I won’t tell enniwun. Longshot wun da race. 50 to 1 odds. Sisters friend had 2 hunnert munniez awn it. Him had beri gud dai.
I kno longshot wun.
Wow! How mutch munnies did him win?
10 thousand munniez. Him haz moore luck den a 4leaf clover.
**fawls ober ded frum finkin abowt dat mutch munnies**
Duz him haz gurlfren?
Duz “fuzzy” maff on pawz…10,000 monies?!?!? WooHoo…if I only new….
Him haz wyfe, shudda been mii! Himz nawt needed da munniez so himz gibbed it tu mine niece fur her kollege fund.
Butt….I needs munnies foar my collidj fund.
Skoolin nawt cheep, ya noes.
Him NAWT NEEDED teh munnies?
Iz him last nayme Corman or sumfin?
Nope! Him bii in da wunnerful state uf FL. Shudda stayed an tryed tu marri dat man.
NOM NOM NOM
(just teh kyuteness, not teh akshual lolcat)
I haz big happi diz Mundai iz obber. Yu know itz nawt gonna bii a gud dai, wen da nawt sekkund thing that runz thru yur mind awn da way tu da shower iz I kan’t wait tu tyke a nap afterwurk.
Sorri! Diz comment supposed tu bii under RHSB’s.
Itteh bitteh, bloo
ieed Kitteh fitz enneewayrz
hurz canz skweeeez n2
Bebbeh Kalikko
Kitteh amz flooffee bawll ubz
fluff dat needz lubbeengz
Bebbeh Kalikko
Kitteh amz maydz 4 Huggeengz
andz Skweeeezeengz andz Scmooz!
Jack.
Yay, Jack!
I wud lyk to bolunteer foar awl of teh huggin, sweezin, an schmooin! (Dis reminz me of old “Journey” song!)
So yu tayking my abvyce adn publishing yore powms, Jack Deth? Awl teh kittehs in teh wurld will want a copy.
Clappity, clappity. Beri gud poem Jack!
This is cruel! Someone have this taken down immediately!!! LOL! Just kidding! What a riot!
Crewel is mayking us look at kitteh kuteh and naught can touch hurr!
Hullo AWL!! Ain;t been around in dayz and dayz been trucking on up teh roads…
Hey!!! Wats dis?
Kitteh in a bocks?
KYOOT little kitteh in a bawks?
Ahhhhh heck!
And on mai furst day bak!
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
his last werds were “Hep me qucik I gotza goes to werk”
Followed by “Hopes they has a 50’s style shower cap wif a mudflap gurl on it so I dunt look silly in a truckstop wif it on.”
sweep up 18w’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Nawt forgit 18w’s 50’s style shower cap wif big plastik flowerz an mudflap girlz!
Iz da flowerz stateegically placez onna mudflap gurlie?
Gotta purrzerb her moddistee!
Ahhhhhh…. Deed ewe no that truckers love choc possums? Niiiice floofy Blanky..
Fangs sew much!!!
Yup, u gonna luuk awfull funnee at teh Flyin J, walkin in wif 50’s bavvin cap dat has plastik fleurs awn it.
Oh NOES!!! Anudder Cheezepeep noes of teh Flyin Hook! Mai Secret is OWT!!! LOLz Ewe an trucker too?
Nope, butt dere be wun nawt far away.
ooh. cyoot kitteh.
also, if yew clicks on the linky under the picshoor (where it sez “is that the 100 calorie pack?”), yew will see an otter cyoooooooot little critter. Yep.
I thawt wii kouldn’t nom da rodents.
O my, PB, dat’s teh cutest fing evver!
*sheelds ii’s*
*looks away kwickly*
OMG squeeeeeeee! This the cutest cookey evar!
~Splort~
Oh noes, DR be down too!
**sweepy branes inna pyle, rinse wif sparklee wadder**
**PLOP bak inna hed, replayse hed bones**
**WRAPWRAPWRAP wif dukky tayp**
**STREEETCH CHRG(w/doi) an hed**
**Wraps DR in soft floofy blankee, administirs hawt choklit an choklit trufflols**
U be restin an nawt to luuk at kyoot foar elebenty minniits.
Thank u, rhsb
Another life saved by the CCC
U welkum.
I hoapso I did it rite. Iz been a whiel sinse I did Splort Recubbery, plus I splorted awn teh sayme thred myself.
Iz dem kyoot floofy calikoes dat gets me ebery tyem…**titens CHRG**
sold separrotly, contints may berry, sold by wait, not volyme, voyd wear prohibbted…
Kitkay, iz yoo a lolyer? U shur sown lyk wun.
Donut foarget: “taxis lysenses and deeler prep nawt inkloodid, ur mileidj may berry”.
O yeah, an eye forgeted “batteries not inklueded, sum ’semblee rekwired,knot 4 chillins unner free.
bai openning teh pakkij, u agrii taht prowduct cahnawt bee reeturnd
Absulutlii turmunul *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*itude an ai wantz wan in iich kulurz.
Jmuhj! U too?
**sweepy branes inna pyle, rinse wif sparklee wadder**
**PLOP bak inna hed, replayse hed bones**
**WRAPWRAPWRAP wif dukky tayp**
**STREEETCH CHRG(w/doi) an hed**
**Wraps DR in soft floofy blankee, administirs hawt choklit an choklit trufflols**
U be restin an nawt to luuk at kyoot foar elebenty minniits.
Kitteh-in-teh bawx.
wheel eat com fliing owt an skeer meh???
Ohai Wulfie! Hao yoo be tewdai?
tyred mai contakts is gibbing meh a hedake but otay ai gess
aim jess hangin rownd waitin fur Kat tew get awn
so hao yew is???
Ai iz gud. Jus stoppin by bfor dansdansdans class.
wun kweshun iz yewr pikshur on teh ichc supposed tew be sumfing frum Zelda?? ai hasnt plaied all the wai fru teh twilyte princess, oar any over zelda game fur taht mattur, teh wun ai relly got intew wuz teh ocareena ub tym
Yesh, but is kinda a spolier. Iz frum TP. Iffen yoo wanta kno, jus tell meh. Ai wun’t spoli iffen yoo no wants. OoT iz teh kewl!
yesh plez tell meh ai eaz nawt planneng awn finishing eat, aive started gearing toward my xbox insted ub nintendo products, more potential in mai opinonion
*Jumpz owtta box and yells* BOO! Dat bii scari ifinkso, specially wifowt mine makeup.
fyne bee taht wai
AHHHHH! Yoo skeerd me! *hans 3KM sum makup*
Thnx ETP I needed that.
It’s called “fun size” – get it ryte!
no eats bilt low tew teh grownd fur speed an accuraciee, ai no becuz ai iz shurt an has tew compat tihs kinda joek all tyme
Aw nawt to worree, uhh…. kind friend. (I don’t know how to abbreeviate your nayme…) I is a fun size packij too
Ai like that saying tho—i will use it
Kewt littlol floofie pawz………*SPLORT* oh noes…
OH noooo!!! *Qwikly putz awn make-up* Runz in wif portable CCC
Sweepy up da braynez, an rinses dem wif da sparki waters. Gently pakz dem bak in da head and replayses brain bones. Wrapz head in flowered duckytapes and putz awn CHRG.
Heer ETB haz a hawt chocolite and fluffy blakie.
Fankee 3KM. *drikz hawt chocolate*
Tynee Kitteh!
Must.
Has.
:::thud::: <—-dis iz me dyin frum da kyoot
kthxbai
Oh my. U too haz bin down fur a wile, ETP & Ratti.
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa ETP & Ratti’s braynes into a neet piles*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka ETP & Ratti in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs ETP & Ratti eech a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & choklit octopus (octopiz ) wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. Uz rest heer until uz iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
Oh, fanks! Ah feels bedder frum bein ded an ebberfing.
IT’S A TRAP!!! (how else would you describe a guaranteed-SPLORT-in-a-box?)
Splort-inna-boks.
WANT!
Just commed bak frum seaing Dr. Tinycat ( sort ub) tehy di a Kitteh scan ub mai neck. I had teh cancer (pleh) dere once befur and tehy wantz tew see if it has comed back.
I suer hope nawt. DO nawt Whant the ray-dee- ation tweetements again. Nawt able tew eat Solid fuds or gushi fuds fur dat matter for nine mumfs. was Awn a liquid diet, fru a tube ( pleh ) fur most ub dat time, til AI cud swallow. tehn I cud dwink the fud tehy gabe me.
AI do NAWT dat again!! Nebber!
Sendin u beems of lite, catslave, adn hopes 4 ur helfinesses. Teh cheezbrgrz nawt sew gud frum teh blenderizer! Win U can haz ree sults?
In tew ur free daze Eubie
O nose, catslave, ai so srry yoo had two go frou dat, and ai hoap *crosses finnger and ebberthing* that yoo will be OK *sending smoooz and hed bonks* wii r hear 4 yoo! *sending good fots 2 yoo*
Looks like a tasty little morsel of a kitteh.
YOU MAKE SNACKCAT SCARED
win!
Can anyone tell me the breed of this kitty??
Do you people always write this retarded on this site?
@”wtf” : do you always have a pointy stick up your @$$ ??
*gasp* want one!
If kitteh in box, will kyoot turns squarz?
N confidentially to wtf…
It’s a nice change from dealing with inarticulate net toads such as yourself …
wtf – youze not purr-lingual, goway – go bofer sum1 who carez
Newest snak kraz amung teh aneemay fangurlz: Pockitty.
OMG!
I wants 1!!!!IS CUTE!!
ding de de ding ding ding ding ding
AW! how much monie is tat? fifte cents? oar tat iz te altra pack and iz $1.00
hi
oooh! i likez deh 100 calory pak! But not so sure id eat a lolcat, deyz not 4 eatin dere 4 enjoyin!
Teh kitteh is finkin, “I IS NOT NOM. PLZ DO NOT EET MEH.” =D lolz