Machine ate my dollar again. NOT COOL….
must b a complex vending macheen.
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Leave a note fer teh vending guy…
I will now reveal how old I am…
“Mom! Mom! Can I have a penny for the gumball machine?”
Wut’s a penny, grampa?
That would depend on whose portrait was on teh penny at teh time. Was it…
a) Abraham Lincoln
b) Julius Caesar
c) Mt. McKinley
d) President Thag, Slayer of Mammoths
Arrunt teh Thag pennies wurf 3 cents? **hides collection of Thag pennies**
Depends on whether they is teh ones wif Yung Skinny Thag or teh ones wif Fat Vegas Thag.
hrm… *ponderz* *tinks hardz* *duz googlie search* *kin nawt find nuffin …* sigh — Otay, gess i gotta ask — wut bee a “thag penny?”
I could tell u, but u’d has to give me a Zok quarter first.
otay — here itz comez — *pullz bak onna rubber ban wif da Zok qwarterz innit* *aims it at LCB* *letz it goez an ZOK da Zok qwarter hitz LCB rite inna tummerz*
OW! Hay! Watchit! Someone could be seriously injured– Oooh! Look, I finded a Zok quarter!
sew … wut bee a Thag penny (an furr dat matter wut bee a Zok qwarter)…
Loads up da rubby bandy agin and waits furr answer
*loads innanuther qwarter* *startz ta pullz bak onna rubby bandie* *waitin furr mii answer*
*takes aimz at LCB* *lets fly* Hey LCB — I paided furr da answer ta mii qwestion!!!
iz awl fun and games until someone’s eye getz poked out by a Zok quarter.
Then iz just funnee.
And whether they’re made from copper or wood…
I oncet sawr a website whare teh guy had pictures of his collection of wooden nickels. I guess he didnot knoes u’re not sposed to take those.
Enneebawdee membur penny candy? Specially dose wax sillindurs wif sum sort ov kullured likkkwid in dem? Ai used tu lub dose fings! Noa Ai git slitelee nawshus finking about it.
Yesh! Wax lips, pixie stix, alla dat gud stuff. 25 cents would buy a LOT of candy…
An teh countur guy wud always put inna liddlol brown bag, an frow in a eggstra peece! Cuz at leest at mai stoar the candee was in teh glass case cowntur fing, an yu hadda tell him wut yu wanted.
Yup!
OOh! Jujubes and — um, my mom made us call ‘em choklit babies, an candee corms, an sirkus peanuts. My favrit counter girl wud pik owt teh red jujubes for me even tho she wusn’t sposed to. *swoon from nostaljya attak*
Uh oh!!! Duffy haz had a SWOON!! Callz da swoonin recubbery veehicle!! *i hopes da pwablem wif the YNGs patting da rong cheeks haz been fixed*
an de liddle dots on the paper! I got some the last time I sawed them and they were the pleh!
Oh gud tymes. Da wax coke boddlolz, candi sigarettez al dem fings. A quarter cud gib u da sugar high fare da hole dae.
Candi sigarettez! An bubblol gum sigarettez! member yu could blow on dem an teh shugar oar wuteber dust wud luk lyke smoak? Itza wunner we surbibed awl teh politycolol inkurrectniss!
an wen wii onna sugary hi we cud dansdansdans and singsingsing to da littol rocrdz dat wee played onna our littol record playerz! Wun song onna side — u cud bye da recordz at da storez furr onlee a tinee bitz o munies (I don member how meny pennies….)
Wuz a hundred pennees, aifinkso.
ai dint lyke tohse butt (hee hee) ai lyked teh skwirrel bars an fyrebawls an mos awl teh otter kynds tew!
Ai uzed tew LUV pixie sticks an tehn a few yeers ago ai gaiv tehm owt fer trik or treet, sew ov corse ai hadda tri wun….pleh!!!!
skwirrel bars?
wut wur teh fings dat came inna yellowlol and red? brown? wrapper, wrecktanglol shape, they were fainltee peanut butter flavored? chewy, but a liddlol crunchee?
aifink tohse wer Mary Jane bars. Tehy wud neerly yank ur teef owt but tehy wer sew yummy!
Yesh! Mary Janes! Wunner if dey still mayke dose, an if dey are as gud as ai membur.
an howz aboot da Charleston Chews!!!
Yep, dey dew.
Check out “The Vermont Country Store” dey haz da amazing amount ob oldee tyme candies an such.
Wot about Eatmoar bars? Do tehy still maek dem, ai wunder?
Aifinsko DK, butt (!) ai ownlee eber seed dem in Canadia.
Ai ated a LOT ob dose as a teenager!
Ai is late as usumable (stoopy RL) butt (tee hee) duz ennywun else memember BB Bats? Dey kaym in strawberry, banananana an choklit, IIRC. Yums!
mii silleh dauter likeez doze — butt naw dey costeez a LOT more en a pennie!!!
Yesh, yesh, yesh!!!!!! See postie daon fred …
*Jumps up and daon ‘membering brown bag ob penny candy*
Mai Gt.Granfer yoost 2 gib me a penny an tell me nawt 2 spend it awl a twuns. Dere wuz 4 farthinz in a penny den an u cud get a “chew” fur a farthin.
A chew of whut? Was it…
a) Gum
b) Tobacco
c) Mt. McKinley
d) Mastadon Jerky
U foregotted
e) all ob da above
f) No, I didn’t either
g) STN
Noe a “chew” wuz a sweet liek a Starburst (Ai fink – dey yoost 2 be cawled Opal Fruits)
*nods*
In teh book of “Tequila Mockingbird,” set in teh 1930s, somebuddy offers somebuddy else a Tootsie Roll and sez “have a chew.”
Me, I woulda just sayed “Gezoondhite.”
Yum,,,, mastadon jerky.
MASTODON jerky — boi yous guys reely arrrr OLDZ!!!
Bee kwiet an eet yur tyrannysorus stew!
harmpppff … chew chew chew … dis stuffz iz tuf!
Annipuss — pease donut tellz us yous granfer bouted you chaw … dat stuffz weel rot yer tong off!
synce Maus wuz sew braive, ai wil reveal haow old ai am by sayin taht mai sis an meh uzed tew pik up glass boddles an return tehm tew teh stoar fer teh 2 sent deeposit. Taht wud git u 2 peeces uv Bazooka bubblygum.
Sownds liek you and I is proly ’bout teh same age BF…
*nods*
Mii tew! Mai grampa wud gib me a kwarter to pick owt twenny-fibe peeses ob penny-candy. Ai lubbed teh Bazooka bubblygum!
Naow Ai can haz teh lee key eyes. Mai grampa awl waiz gibbin mii a nikkul 2 bi 5 pnut buttr lawgs. Ai wuz himz fav rit.
{{{{eubie}}}}
Ai miss mai grampaw too.
hadda bee Bazooka, nun uv taht Dubble Bubble crud fer us!
Dubble Bubble – pleh! Bazooka Joe had teh comix awn it tew. ‘Member teh gui wiff teh turtol-neck pulled up ober hiz fayce?
an awl teh kewl stuf u cud sen fer iffen u just sabed up elebenty hunnerd uv teh comiks. Ai neber did sabe enuf tew git those xray speks!
*sigh*
Owr childhuds, let us show u tehm.
U meen, like these?
*puts on x-ray specs*
*looks at all teh cheezpeeps, laffs*
*looks at self in mirrorr, screems, runsawaywifascared*
occashunlee ai see Bazooka gum an ai has tew gets it cuz it iz gud an teh comix be funneh!
Yea — Do da Bazooka Bubble Gum songz an dans dans dans …
\http: // www .youtube.com/watch?v=Fdz2hJSDkhs
*WHACK*
Bazooka Bubblegum Song
kankee berry muchee NC66 — i nawt kno howz ta puts inna da linkee — *smak*
dat spose ta say Fankee NC66 ..
Yew hab uh fwend reekwest EM
YEA!!! i acceptified it! Yous awlwaes maka mii Laf NC66!! I tillz lub da CHRG onna yer abbitar
YEA!!! And nao yew hab uh message.
Gotz it!! I weel twy it next tyme i haz a linkee to add!!! Fankiefankiefankie!!
Bazooka wif da cartoom insyde. Ai finkee dere are seberal ob us dat r da saym age.
Yup, iz troo.
See up teh fred ^
Yup!
Ai usda lub Mojos, too. Adn blakballs. Adn Trhills gum!
Ai nebber heered ov inee ov dose!
Mojos were liddul white wrektangular chewy candy. Yoo didn’t hab blakballs oar Thrills gum?!?
Nope, ai gess ai izza deeprived Merkin. I luuked dem up, doh, an dat ‘eatmore’ bar luks yummEE. Dark chewy toffee? I’m dere! I lubs teh toffee!
An, um, ai furget teh naem… waz candy stikk yu likked tu get it wet an tehn yu dippt it inna flavured powder sugar… drat, ai cannawt fink uv naem! Mebbe teh ginormus sugar rush ai gotted fried sum uv teh revelant brayn sells.
FunDip!
D’oh, yu wud nawt fink taht wud be hard tu remembur!
Taht be teh stuffs!
I fowt dey used tew be called lik ‘em stiks.
Maybe dey changed da name to somefin more PC dese dayz.
Sherbert DipDabs in TTI!!!!
An de best part was the cartyoon in teh Bubblygum. Teh pinkitude of teh bubblygum tasted liek nuthin on earth… is probly why we’s all got invisibulol teeths today.
Ware’z mai fuds?
whooze da stoopy dat set dis machine two onlee gib mii 4 crunchies a dae? I needz a leest elebenty hundrid!!!
u gotta kik it jus rite kitteh
Jes doan use uh flyin’ jawmp tacklol.
Ifinkso shud uze da flyin jawmp tackol — dem da hole fink weel fallz ober and AWL da crunchies weel speel onna florz — YEA!! den it bee partee tyme!!
*haz a sad — da linkee diddin werk furr mii — eye want ta see a flyin jawmp tackol * *poutz*
DOH! – **Tries again**
Angus bee bery athlettik but nawt terriblee intellygint, aifinkso
yea da DOH linkee werks!!! Yep — I fink kitteh shud does dat — dem he getz awl da fudz!!!
Ai noe uh cheezfren oar tew dat mite wanna adawpt Angus.
Hai, wiiz bakk frum Dr. TinyAcupuncturCat. Which iz funni picture caus she iz al ob four foot nuffin. She gab Mikey da acupunctur treatment, whic he lubed, went tu sleep wif da needlolz in. Den she did dis muscle test an gibbed him sum ginsing & ginko stuf fore da phlem an mucuss. Den she did da chiro adjustmint an da purring started. Sew wii hop himz is gettn sum releef.
*crossis fingurs an toes an eyes an legs an arms an ebreefing fur Mikey*
Fankees, butt (snerk) peez be careful nawt tu hurt daselv wiff ebrifing crosded likk dat. Wiil send emeow gibbin all da teclnicall stuff bout Mikey fore u.
wun ub mii goggies getz da accupunctures an chiro adjustfications — she lubs it two!! Iffin she seez annudder goggie der she gits awl upsetz. she finks iz her place onlee!
jellu-sea, her haz it!
yepz — da Lady Jane goggiies haz lots ub dat jelly sea stuffz … her finks shee iz da queen ub da werld –
Peeplolz probublee fink we’re silli tu tak da babbehz tu eastrn typ medicin, butt (snerk) Barney (da abatar) had da hip dysplacia an when he waz bout 8 yrz old himz falled doewn da stairs an culdnt stand up annimoer. Dr. TinyCat did all him cud butt nuffin werked. So Dr. TC sended us tu Dr.TAC. she did da justmint, an Barney went ump an jumped up wif hiz tayle waggin. It was da mazin. After dat Dr.TAC called Barney her phoenix. She waz sad tudae caus she missez Barney.
If it wurks, it nawt silleh.
ai agreez, iffen it heps kitteh er goggie er hooman purrson tehn iz nawt sillee at awl.
{{bom_momme}} tis nawt silleh tew help sumwun yew luv!
Gud fur Mikey an Barney! Ai wanz mai neese hu habs deh migratorie heddecks to go to acckapuncher, but ai dohn tink dey du yet.
yeh sumtimes it just gets stucked cuz 2 peaces wer comin out teh same time
Refund..want!!
**cawntacks bendeeng serbiss foar leeza**
**reseeves form letter reply**
Nativeca66 bee onna linkee bingee!!
Teh machine down teh hall from my offis has teh letter-number combination thingy. I is always afraid when I pick some snacky thingy where I has to punch in “C4″.
Because, u knoes, BOOM
.
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Uv corse, cud be useful tu haz masheen tu sell yu taht…
Yesh, specially if dere be sumwon who needs a hoofin’. Wif da nasty spiked combat bootz. Wif da green slime onnem.
butt — iffin wee blo dis guy upz awl heem sloime weel bee onna eberyfink!!
Dis true. Mebbeh a qweschun fer Ebil Maus. Oh, Master. Maaaaaaster….
i never shure if I want item 2B. I thinks…
“2B or not 2B..”
Yeah fore da Maus an Anni, a nawt sekkond tye. Off tu da tye boutiq fore sum flourin plantz fore da garden. Ai haz da frut ades an icee drinkeez and fresh frutz an cru-de-tae platez tu nom.
Teh noms sownd berry taystee an nootrishus. Thx!
Phfffft; Wii doen need noe stinkin nootrishun. Dis iz cheeztown eberyfink juss needz tu be nomlishus, an fun tu eat an drinkz.
Sowwy – forse uv habbit. Ai haz 2 be caerful wat Ai eet IRL `coz uv diabeetus an fergit dat heer Ai can eet an drink ebbrifing!
Ai unnerstand… ai tend tu ottomatiklee aboid teh cheezcaeks n fings coz cannawt haz enny dairee IRL… ai haz tu fink abowt it tu rememmer ai can haz heer!
Fore mi da drinkees alsew – cannot drink da alkeihol. Heer ai can drink anifing. An doen hastu watch wat ai eetz eiver.
Tip it obur!
I haf twied to reply to dis too tymes!! Neber gotted heer. Altho i wuz triin to incite a riot by poundin onna tabol and yellin TIP IT OBER lotz o tymes …
sigh he never got his cheezburger ;(
Not much uff a selecshun. Whoo’s teh vending macheen supplyer? Wii needz gushi fud vendurr!
*Visualizes gushi fud coming out of a vending machine*
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…
mae bee otay iffin it bee inna sanitarize pouch!! Da kitteh jest hab to open da pounch wif da pointie endz and nomnomnomnom awae!! Eben if be ewwww be beddar den stale crunchiez!!
Automatic feederz, dey haz dem. Luks lyke a flying sawcer. Ann at teh prowgrammed tyme, de top turns tew reveel teh fud! U cood goe awai fur teh weakend, an yur kitteh wood bee fed. Haz sebrul compartmantz.
da kitteh bee fedz — butt heem awlsew hab a beeg lonlee ifinkso!!!
Sorri Tribble, ai hada leef in da middlol of da Star trek fred tu tak Mikey tu Dr.
Ai agree da da riterz doen get da prosper respect. One ob hour adopted doterz is goin to UNLV for da Masters of Fine Artz. She’s hoepin to become da screen riter. Aldough rite now she iz doing da rerite onna nobel an alreedi has da agent who wantz tu reprsent her. I haz da proud.
oooo! taht iz awsum! pleez tew let uz kno iffen shee gits published!
Kewl! Iffin u haz a prowd den wii haz a prowd. Lett uz know whut happens. Eye betcha sheed come heer and luk at ower lolinglesh an sai “Dew not want!”
Wii neez sum riterz, 2. Aim tired of teh IRL shows. Nuffin reel bowt tehm. Adn tehyr stoopy. Gib mii bak mai fan tass Cs. Adn make mii laff.
If Ai wannid 2 wash crazee peeps, Aid wash mai famblee.
ai agreez, wai tew mennee ‘reality’ shos, nawt enuff shos wif reel writin an plotz an awl lyke taht.
wif teh inflayshun kitteh onlee gits 3 crunchies fer a doller
teh burfday fairy iz heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mr.Lee, Tammyin, an Askedleopard an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem, an in honor ob sinko de mayo, teh famuss margarita caek maded wif fresh limes, hevvy kreem, an tokillya. plz eet responsilby, an haz a dezignated driver handy. an iskreem an frooty party punch, ob corse.
(i wanted to habbing live pinyatas, wher yoo wakk teh trol wif a stikk an it throws kandee at yoo, but teh inshurance duznt covur “being a live pinyata.” plus teh trolz staged a smal
also, in honor ob sinko de mayo (wich i not makes a big deel abowt, but iz kind ob a fun theem), PINYATAS!! trol pinyatas!!
riotdisagreemint wen tehy fownd owt. so i haz a selekshun ob trol pinyatas made ob colurful paper an papyer mashay, luks almost lifelike, an wen yoo wakks tehm wif teh stikk tehy iz programmd to say trolly fings!! tehn tehy borks open an kandees fall owt!!an tehr are goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, sparkly yoyos taht sparkle wen tehy yoyo, remote control flying motorsicles, an forchun cookeez! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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OOOO! Pinyatas!!
*puts awn blyndfold, grabs stik* Swing anna miss!
*Hides unner tablol*
**grabs sum margarita cake and hides unner tablol wif ICHF**
*noms a peec uv margarita caik an triez agin*
SWINGSWINGSWINGSWINGKAPOW!!!
*awl sorts uv beeluved penny candies shower daown on teh cheezpeeps*
Oooh – Smarties!
*yoink*
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
Yay! Jawbreakers!
yay, sugar baybees!
duz aneewun member Boston Baked Beans? tehy were crunchy, maybee a regunal fing.
oops, ment tew sai tehy were crunchy candee coated peenuts
Yup. Tehy cell tehm hear, adn win mai ***** brayses come off, Aim gittin mii sum, adn a unyun bagul wif creem chiis adn tacos adn adn adn……
Smarties! yeah! ai need brayne fud fer pleh werk!
*nom nom nom*
I lubs da smarties!!! an sweet tarts!! OH yea — an DOTS!! I steel buyz da DOTS candi
**passes owt liddlol brown bags**
erm…ai cud haz a gynormous grocree bahg pleez?
*paws at BFforesebenfree*…Hai? *wing flutter and floof maekin teh littlol blak kittun luk adoriblol
Dun doo eet!!! ‘member hao tripod gotted his paw cot in da masheen a feiu yeerz ago?
*snorglols wiv Mommeh*
ohai taya!
*snorglesnorglesnorgleschmoo*
poor ol tripod!
Ohai Leathersoup, r u noo? If sew, welkom!
*purrs an snorglols BFforesebenfree*
awwww hi taya *shmoo*
Hai
<3
Haodeez. ai im kynda niew. ai hang araownd and puhtz rye-tings on da puter payj wen ai cahn tink of sumfin fuhnee.
Ohai leathersoup! Welcom tu dis happie plais! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Ohai, an welkomings!!!!
We digz owt teh brawn wunz….
Man, we don’t have kittehs, we have monkeys in kitteh suits here, lol. Serious dexterity! They’d have that vending machine apart in an hour flat.
Ai juss gottid hoam… ai wayed teh bebbehs.
Eva be 1 pound, 11.9 ounces (!!!!)
Cory be 1 pound, 1.2 ounces (him finlee starting tu catch up sumwatt wif her, sted uv being a fird her syze!)
aw, sew cayute bebehs! iz Cory eetin teh growed up kitteh fuuds naow oar stil awn teh milks?
Ai nawt beend pushing Cory intu teh big kitteh fuds coz him waz so little an had teh ruff tiem at nawt-sekkund. So him still getting feeded bai bottul, but iz a lawt uv gushifuds miksed intu teh milks. An him starting tu watch Eva berry intentlee whyle her eeting gushifuds, an ihm will nom a few teenytinee bebbehcat kibbuls.
Here be pic uv Cory taht sorta shows hims preddy stripes starting tu show: prysmcat.org/kittens/may2/100_1743sm.jpg
Oooh PK Cory bii full uf beautimus an win, I haz biiiggg week spot fur BC kittehz.
Ai nebber seend blakk-awn-blakk strypes in a lil kitteh befoar… juss blakk-awn-blakk spots in pics uv leppurds. But him nawt grey, eever.
I nawt seen dat either, him iz gonna bii beautiful bigg kitteh, and Eva, wow her iz soooo big. Dey grow up soo fast don’t dey?
*snif* Ai gunna haz teh emptee nest sinnd-roam!!!
*eyes glaze ober*
Need moar bebbehkittehs… need moar bebbehkittehs…
I’m shure dere will bii moore soon. Iz spring an litterz bii hatchin. Nawt dat I want bebbehz tu bii abandoned, butt (giggle) iffin dey ar they bii luki tu git yu an Seanya tu foster dem.
Aww, dey bee so kyoot an fulladah win! Dey lukky dey habs prysma-kitteh fur mama. Dey dohnd kno dey be jected an bandined! SPeshlly nawt de orunj une!
Eva-bebbeh memburs nuffing but teh safetee an luvs, aifinkso. An wif plasticat fur her hyoomin, aifinkso her nebber WILL gno ennyfing else. Iz gunna be hard tu send Cory owt intu teh whirld taht alreddy gibbed him a hard tiem, an nawt gno where him will go… but at leest him will be strong n helfy n confidint!
Maybii sumwun frum Cheezland kuld bii dopted by Cory, an wii kuld awl haz updatez an noez him is sayfe an lubbed.
*giglol* Cory wud be purrfekt fur sumone whu wanting a berry cuddly lap-kitteh… aifinkso him nawt gunna be so ohai-enerjee az Eva, but him gunna be berry eggsalad compnee… mebbe fur sumwun older, oar wif helf ishoos. Him seemz sensitiv tu helf stuffs, akshoollee: when PoC’s KD waz heer an him had a breeving problim attak, Cory curled up tite gainst him, nawt sumfing him’d dun till then.
Ai had fud dispenzer fur awayl fur kittehs. One cud reech in and pull out deh fuds, but deh udder jus luks. He naut mekanikslee inclynd.
Teh kitteh is an exact clone of my kitteh. He doz the exact same thing evry day.
wif da capshun n alz? cuz dats pwetty awsum. i wud byz dat kitteh.
Ptoing ptoing ptoing! I win!!!
I lurve this kitteh! ’cause liek OMG, dis happened to me teh odder dai!!!!
I waz all liek NOooo!!! Do NOt Want!!! I miss mah dollar… oh well at least it twas not a bukkit.
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Im not even gonna ask
Maybe should call for service?
its stupid cause how does a cats food tray eat its dollar and cats dont have dollars and they cant talk