Not so funny now that
Not so funny now that you have scurvy, is it?
mebbeh teh mowsie can give u wun.
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All ur orinjis bilong 2 me!
Fankeez fur delibberin dem tu teh tawp ob teh cat-tree.
R cat-tree tis ob thee, swete land ob gib 2 mee, ob mee ai sing,
WIN!
Adn conga-ratz fur maykin it tu teh tawp ob a free-way makramay!
*dans-dans-tawpobtehheep-dans-dans-fasstistfinners-dans-dans*
Conga Ratz onna top spot. Iz berri earli foer U, iz it nawt? Iz warm heer, sew ai offerz fruit aids; lemming, lyme, OBNP wateber U likz.
Alsew haz da noms – biskuts or crapperz. Ai sorri, ai dont dans, an ohbydaway hoez da paw?
ummm….crapperz? ai nawt sew shure bout doze, ai cahn hazza biskit insted? fanks!
Butt, butt, butt (snerksnerksnerk) wii haz da salteenz or da grammz. Da grammz bee berri gud wif da powderded sugar an milk payst. Ai addz da rum ztract. Nomnomnom.
Alsew ai pologize tu AngelPlume an red. Ai missed u onna conga ratz.
Akchoolee iz kwyte laet – 11.15 pm.
Mai leg is biginnin 2 rispond 2 teh aunty bye otticks, but it wull be sum tiem b4 it iz cumfy agane!
sew sorree u hazza owie {{{anni}}}
Thx – Ai haz had it b4, so Ai noe wat 2 eggspect – iz nuffin 2 a shipreck, tho!
congratz on taup spot, AP,
an gits well soon!
Aironik yoos ob frootz detektid
Hullo, AP, COnga Ratzies on yore naught-sekond win! whut yoo wants for snakzees?
Ohai, kitkay, adn fankeez! Izza layzee affernoon ober heer, finkin bowt whut ai wants tu du fur dinnerz. Mebbe sum appertyzers, lyk pepperoneez adn krakkerz? Nom-nom! Adn ai stokkd teh frij wiff moar fixinz fur margereetaz, so helpify urseffs! *whirr-whirr*
*helps selph 2 margy-ritas*
*brings squirt cheez 3 crakers*
*swerts cheez ebbrywhere*
Dose nawt orinjes, dose are punkins, an dat kitteh is HYOOJ!
Film at elebentee
orangeyew glad ai saived u frum teh poison?
foughtful kitteh is fougthfull
Ai fot da oranj wuns wuz poysun.
wellz…att leest yoo can ahz vitamien C…
But, but…is asskorbik acid–eye knot want asid–iz poysin!!!
ownlee inn larje porshunz iz itt badd fur yoo
wudd yoo rathurr git skurvee frum teh lakk ob itt?
taht kitteh iz bery pashunt, ai cahnt see mai gurls sittin stil fer taht
Dr Fluffeez behabyooral analeesis studee has taek an unyoozhyooal turn. Teh subjyekt has obveeyuslee aklimayted tu owr awgust presins, tu teh poynt ob playsing us in seeminglee hyoomilyating sichyooashuns. Whut roal dis behaybyoor playz in hyoomin sosyitee (if we kan cawlz it dat) is yet tu be diskubberd.
Hee RLLY wants hymns picher on teh stuffonmycat.com
Pie-rat Kitteh sez:
Arrgh, taek dat, yew scurvy gog….
Ai, May-T, us
wii gots yore lymes, yoo knot sew “Lymee” now, ay Saylor-boi
nawt onlii dat, butt Aim warein mai argyle sox..
on yere woodin leg?
Ai fink iz still teh funneh.
ai wuz prakticin awn teh las lol (synce kafleen reebeeled haow tew dew tihs) heer iz a bideo taht luuks lyke hour lil sweetie Cory!
Kitten Vs RC Mouse @ Yahoo! Video
Haow yu didz dat?
Jus tell me wear tu find kafleenz strukshinz…
OK?
TEST
Woohoo!!!! Fankees, Kafleen!!!11ty!!
now, that’s phunny… liek an ol’ Elmer Fud adn Bugs chase in adn owt ob teh treez…. (maeks planz tu get RC-maus….).
O, dat’s sssooo funny, bf#, i wunder wear ii can won of dese mausees.
Nawt b so funny wen he starts frowin dem.
aaaahhh, butt ken he jug-lol?
Yesh, butt kitteh can nawt jug-lol wif jello.
*Imagins juggloling wif jello* *ROFLMHO*
darez awlwaz rume 4 jello…
…jello shots.
no buddy can jug-lol wiff jello–it melts in yore hand, not in your mouffff
Dey cawl meh Mr. Joolius.
“Mr. Joolius”
Skweezed – nawt shaken or stirred.
meltz in yer hand, naught in yer mauff.
oops, dat wuz apost to go under ROmeow’s jello comit, srry!
Too meny jello shooters, kitkay?
Anita Bryant kitteh onwee supports opposit marriage.
Teh kitteh is a long-distance sailing kitteh back in Knapolee-awning Wars tiem! Gib me sum inspissated lemming jyoos please, says Maturin Cat!
BTW, this refers to Patrick O’Brien’s brilliant Aubrey/Maturin novels. Iffen u hazn’t read dem, you should!
fangs, Q, I checked it out on Amazon, and a note to other other cheezpeez reederz: look under “Aubrey/Maturin, and NOT the author, in this case.
Teh reel kittehs ov Orange Countee.
i can haz chopprz?
I fink dat we habs determined dat kittehs iz nawt teh bestest car dribers. Duz we reely wanna puts dem on chopperz?
.
*cawls teh Gecko to gets moar car inshoorance*
Gud one, Romeow!
or ar it make me a supermodel kitteh?
or may be top chef kitteh
creating a mastur peece wid oranges
Kitteh chef nawt impwessed wif Oranges bein teh secret ingredient.
Onwee fing kitteh can fink ov iz Quack ala Oranje.
well, dat’s juss duckee!
I’ll bill u later.
poyntee enz abowt tew deploi
Tat’ll get yoo lotza orinj juce!
kitteh B apeel-ing den
I will apeel dis awl teh wai to teh Soopreem Kitteh Kourt.
kitteh has 1 teh oranj bowl,
“now hewman, puts teh gushi fud in MY bowl!
Ohai kitkay. Hao yoo be??
O hai. ETP! fings going pritty well hear, fanky fore asking, how R fings in twilite relm?
Pirate kitty?
Still lyfe wif kitteh.
tee, hee, hee!
* gits out paynts, brushes, kanvas, eezell, and sordid supplyz*
*starts 2 paynt*
*kitteh gits up walkz away*
Aww, Crap!!!
awl ur oranjis r belowng two uz
I can haz run, sodomy and the lash?
Bah My cat’s name is scurvy