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*Maus enters in full Klingon ceremonial uniform with Daqtagh*
Hi Tribble!
Here’s a little ditty I think you may like…
♫♫♫
Cha Tribble Toh’gan-nah lo Pre-tOk
Cha Tribble Toh’gan-nah lo Pre-tOk
Cha Tribble Toh’gan-nah lo Pre-tOk
Tu Mak Dagh Cha doh Borak.
♫♫♫
Happy Birthday, Tribble!
Here’s a flagon of Prune Juice!
And you can be the first to slice the Vajna’ Qagh cake!
Iz Tribble birfday?
Happehtayl birfday, Tribble!!!! Haz a awsum day an awsum yeer!!!
Fank u prysma-kitteh. Heer haz a tribble.
*gibs teh tribble tu Eva tu play wif*
*hands Cory tu Tribble tu play wif*
Aww, ohai Cory, u r a cutie!
I was going tu purrvyd a pik frum tu days ago fur refrins porpoises, but teh stoopy collij netwurk connekshun be running ridikyuluslee slo, eben tho teh collij be 3/4 emptee. *grumblol grumblol*
An nao ai haz tu go tu Hoomayn Sosietee. Ai sowree ai cannawt stay. Ai hoap yur birfday be az mayzing az yu be! Schmoos!!!!!
{{{prysma-kitteh}}} fank u fur coming! *hands Cory back to prysma-kitteh*
batlh Daqawlu’taH
Heppy belated birfday Tribble!!! Erm, is dere anee blud-wurms in dat cake? Ai wundurr…
Noe, eye doan’t c it movin.
Qa Tlho’
Q rushes in and transports all cheezpeeps to 10-forward on the Enterprise
It gives me great pleasure to invite everyone to Ten-forward, which Captain Picard has been so kind to lend us for Tribble’s birthday party. We have drinks and food from the entire galaxy so please help yourselves and of course no birthday celebration can be complete without cake, so here is a cake especially for Cheezpeeps
BTW I am Q welcoming you all to Tribble’s birthday party
Enjoy!
Happy Birfdai Tribble
does U wanna blow out deh candlols
so we can start the parteh?
Oh fank u two_kittehs! Whut a purrfect ICHC cayke! Whooo… dere awl teh canduls r blown owt. Let teh partay begin!
oh good, now we can get started
Live long and prosper dear Tribble!
{{{two-kittehs}}} Peace an long lyfe tu u.
here in ICHC yew kin alweys find a party. In Soviet Russia the party alweys finds yew.
Prune Juice? Ai gess we nose now what the trubblol wif tribblols iz.
Prune juice is a warrior’s drink!
Dat’s berry sibill!
SWOON
*Leeza walks in dressed in full Klingon battlol gear, as B’Ellana Torres, complete with bat leth*
Ohai, don’t worrie about the weapons, I usually wear the regulation uniform, but this is a special occasion, rite??
Quch qoS Tribble!!!
Hope you had a great day yesterday!
I have a present for u-
But, er, inneresting costoom!
Should the powers of the Tribble and the Borg be combined???
*luks askanse*
*keeps well back while handing teh Borg Tribble an envelope*
It’s two tikkets to Risa, for you and, er whatever or whoever you want to
assimilatetake wif u!!*wispers to engineering asst: Plz send an urgent message to Risa advising them to evacuate ASAP*
Enjoy!!
Mind meltered agin…
OMCC!
quelle suprise!
oooh! fronsh!
Tish! You spoke French!
*ArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKiss*
*swoon*
hay wate… Klingons don’t swoon, do they?
Noep. An dere … erm … matin rituwals? kan bee kwite lowd… an panefull… aifink
Proly not. But then… they tend to bite and not arm kiss either…
well gud thing we has already exchanged gurms then! no need to worry bout teh swine floo…
Ah… ah… ah…
AHTCHOOOOOO!!!
**putzawnmaskwifakwikness**
**Kawls Biden to aks wut tu du abowt spayce flu**
*gets owt kleenex, and spits onnit*
**putz masks awn awl teh kleenexes**
Xcuse pweeze; wii noe longr callz it da “swine flu” iz now called N1H1 or H1N1 cause de formar govner ob eye-oh-wae-oh hoew iz now da Sectatayre of growing fings sayz dat Swine Flu is hurtin da conomee.
Odeer, are dere pork shayres in spayce?
No, butt (!) there are….
*ekko-ing annowncer voyce*
Pigs…in…spaaaaaaayce!
(Oops, rong show)
Happee burfday, Tribble!
Muppet ref FTW! @@@@@@@!!!11!!
Pigs can’t flie, but dey can haz floo?!
*shimmery wavey lyns fx*
*Ambercat teleports abord teh Commets*
Ai is waering enormus eerings and a tyny skurt in musterd yello, a la Uhura in teh erly sebentees
*taeks off eering to speek*
Happy Burfdai, Tribble!!
dats short short skirt
an Uz luks smashing in it
did U hadz deh cayke yet?
Fank u Ambercat. Eye always wundered how dey wuz posed tu be starfleet officers in does leetul dresses. Seemed lyke it wooden’t bee tu practicul.
Whoo hoo Risa! Fank u skwirrlgrrl! Risa doan’t haz tu haz a wurrie, eye iz onlee dressed azza bOrg tribble. Nize costume! Eye hazza bat leth hangin onn mye wall IRL!
Ai iz dresseded as Captain Janeway juss fur yew Tribble! *Schmoo*
speekin ob wich … ai can has coffee nao, plzkthx?
Heer u go Taya. An have sum caek too.
Fank yew berry much Tribble *schmoo*
Schrodinger’s kitteh survived!
Den we can dans!
Sweet, but moar liek “Mai turn! Get outta teh box or ai shall apply teh poyntee endz!”
Hedbat in 3 – 2 – 1…
LCB wid her phlonquay?
Noe! Noe Boyz alloud!!
Happee birfdai Tribble!!! Ai iz dresst az teh Mother Horta frum ‘Devil in the Dark’ an ai haz brout u sum pritty sparklee jewelz fer ur birfdai!
Heerz mai kostuum!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4098245
I?z mush spiffier den miine custum. Ai haz a baressmint.
oh, i’m shur yoo luks very gud too! throo teh miraklol ob the intertoobs, yoo kan being as spiffy az yoo wants!
dew nawt bee teh sillee! U luuk bery Hortalicious!
deze kostuums r a bugger tew drag rownd tho, r’nt tehy!
Ai guezz ai uzed tu da wayt. Ai iz beeeegg guril.
BF did uz git mi emeow?
ai jus gotted it, sorree, dint chek for a cupple dais. Sew sorree kitteh iz sik {{{Mikey an BOM}}}
ai r rather…..um….’struckshulee challenged’ maiseff, den ai puts awn awl taht lumpybumpy silicon fer a kostum, whew!
*grabs {{{BOM}}} by teh hand an tehy skitter awf tew git sum noms an drinkies*
aifinkso teh beeer mug iz partikularlee klassy, hee hee!
LOL! Luv teh purpul hat! Fank u fur teh jewelz! Dey iz bootiful!
* GP beams in teh lite shining awn his ohailee polished bald head *
Ai want tu go ober dere adn weesh Tribble Happee Burfdai…
MAEK EET SO, rabid weeslol NUMMER WON!
I don’t finkso teh weeslols graduated from teh academy, did they??
but but but ai is Capteen Jean Luc Piggeh… ai is posed tu bork teh rools!
*luks askanse*
not rools! regulashuns!!
and those weeslols is a menace! Teh next thing u knows, tehy’ll be borgified, that’s all we need heer, borg weeslols!!
Mick’s alreddy only semi human….
Nummer Won – skwirrls ded ahed… persoot corse, plzthx, Warp Elebenty…
ENGAGE!
hay!
I’m reporting u to Star Fleet!!
Misser Worf… Kwantum Speedos…
FIRE!
*pikshurs Enterprise crew in Kwantum Speedos*
*re-swoons*
Speedos???
EW EW EW
PEW PEW PEW
* teh klingon skwirrl ship drifts halplessly *
PEW PEW PEW
pfft
we is all in 10 forward, put away that toy gun and has some Klingon blood wine!
* eyes bottlol *
Hay! Taht’s red grayp joos! Freshly skwoze, steel warm, juss hao LCB lieks eet… * narrows eyes *
PEW PEW PEW
**walks caws shaslee up to GP, awn odder side ov toy gun, an applies wrinklol creem**
**swoons**
Ai lubs teh polished heds!!
* straytens jacket *
Hay, hanzum, hooz jacket yu straytenin dere?
Hay! Taht be teh Picard Manoover! Iz trademarkd oar sumfing, ai preddy shur!
I kud du sum manoovers wif Picard.
**ahem**
Drybing teh ship ob coarse!
ai wuddnt mynd prakticin teh ‘docking manoovers’ wif him!
o mai, did ai sai taht owt lowd?
Whi fank u Capin Guiness Piggeh! Eye musta missed teh weeslol epeesode!?
pfft! eet nebber aired, sadlee… dey did NAWT taek anee ob mai ideeyas!
BOM_MOMME “slithers” thru da rock. Ai is da Horta an ai iz lukkin fore sumone tu fix da lazered owee onna back side. Ai cam heer onna Argo Shuttle.
Pleez tu hab a nyce Burfdae Tribbol butt (snerk) stay awae fum mi childrenz.
oooh grate costoom B_M!
its a bit cold in here too, maybe I can warm my hands on, er, you?
*Africat appears dressed az Mr. Scott an hands Skwirrlgrrl a Romulan fire-bear-pelt cloak* Heerr ya goe lassie! Dat’l warrm ya oop soon anuff. Aye!
*swoon*
*a swoonin cowch materializes behind 4.5K az shee gracefully faints in sloe mosion*
… whiel holding up a sine taht says “HAPPEETAYLE BIRFDAI TRIBBLE!!!!!!!”
U ok 4point5kittehs? U needz teh CCC?
Oh ai bees fien, fanks Tribblol! Teh swooning couches am teh best!
ooh thanx Africat!
u always brings teh nicest things!!
and er,
SWOON
Woah AfriCat, scottish lol speek, dats hard!
GMTA BOM!!!
Ai iz dresst as teh Mother Horta, ai iz gittin moderated cauz ai put a linkee tew a pic uv mai kostuum. ai hoap it gits posted suun, ai hait gittin moderated *powts*
Ai dint think aneewun elze wud ware a Horta kostuum, tahts awsum!
*grumbelmumbel stoopymoderashun!* ai hoap mai pic coms fru, ai ‘pizapped’ it tew sho mai birfdai prezzie fer tribble *wrings paws*
Yeash BF, GMTA. Ai waz gonna cum as da Risan dancer, butt (snerk) ai cided dat noe wun shud be torcherded onna burfdae.
Now duz teh moderaytur rilli tink wii wood post n e fing bad? Datz teh job eye want, sit an reed ICHC awl dai! Hi moderaytur! Hoap u iz hazzin a nize dai. Heer hazza tribble.
itz taikin a awful long tyme fer teh moderashun. Iffen it duzzent com fru pleez tew goe tew mai profyle an clik awn mai lols tew see mai kostum an ur birfdai prezzie? fanks!
sheesh! finlee! pleez tew see uppabov att 6:04, tahts wen ai poasted itt, uuk amost wun howr tew git moderatedd. aiz reddy tew partee!
Ohai bluesfan473! Datz wun spiffee purplol hat! **poorz BF473 a drinkee** **klinkee glasses** Let teh partee kontinyew!
fank u parrothead! *klinkee* Sláinte Mhath!!
Qwik, maybe teh CCC can fix u upp! Dis iz purrfec. U haz lotz uff chyldrenz, eye haz lotz uff tribbles. Heer u goe, pleeze tu give awl uff ur chyldrenz a tribble!
Happy burthday, Tribble! Sumtiems teh gud of teh wun owtways teh gud of teh menneh. Today is that day for yoo! I wishes yoo a verreh happeh day! And kin we drinking sum of those fancee bloo drinkies nao? I . . . um . . duzzint noes eggzaklee whutz innem, but they lukings gud, don’t they?
*brings owt tray of bloo bevriges, shayrs them awl arownd, rayses a glass, toasts teh burthday gurl*
Ummm, dats nawt teh Romulan Ale izzit? Ai heer itz awlmoat as mush fun az teh Pan-Galactic Garggle Blaster!!!
Oooh, fank u gremlin. Arent dey prettiful!
Trib, may these drinkies be teh onlee bloos yoo gitz this yeer!
*clanks glasses with Africat and Tribble and everywun elz; raises glass, drinks*
Say, they DUZ pak kwite a punch, duzzint they? *steam starts coeming owt mah eerz* Ooh-hoo! Guess I needs anuther sip! *sips agin*
Dat izz such a nize towst gremlin. Eye haz tu renembur dat wen eye toast frenz wit romulan ale (or blu Icees).
Happi Birfdai Tribble – Ai haz noe eye deer wat awl dis iz abowt. Ai nebber seed ennee Star Trek, but Ai wish u awl teh berry best enniwai!
Fank u annipuss. Eye haz a happee dat u iz heer. Eye iz alwais amayzed wen eye fynd peeps dat lyke Star Trek. Moast peepul just luk at me funneh. O.o
Hapi birfdai tribble! ai iz nawt sew much a trekee, butt ai duz wish u a berree gud dai!
Fank u jk2kitteh!
Carlton
**parrothead enterz wif a star kos-tomb awn**
Happee burfdai Tribble!!! Ai nawt nose Star Trek stuffs tu mush, so I jist came as a star, but yu are teh star tudai! Hab a wunnermus burfdai, an if yu lyke, ai kin mayke sum outta dis whirled drinkees!
Ohhh, sowndz wunnerful parrothead!
*starts stirrin up sum Galactic Grog furr ebereewun*
Here yu go eberreebawdee, dis is a barry ashun ov a resapee Maus gibbed me! Donut furrget yur light-sabur swizzlol stik. Ooops, wrong show. Owell, jist enjoy!
Here’s tu Tribble! Happee Burfdai! ***klinkee glasses**
Juss cawl dem “phazur’s on stun” swizzlol stiks an noe wun will noe! Dey luk sew cool inna drinkee!
Bee carefal Tribble, ai herd Ebil Maus an LCB talkin about grayn an steelin prezzis. Specialli sinc da Klingonz an Tribbols doen git along sew gud.
Dey iz messin wit teh quadro wheat stuff? Oh noes! Qwik tu teh spayze stashun!
Tew kittins! Skweeee!
~Splort~
happy burfday teh ovver day, D.R.!
Thank u
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sheelds daown Kaptan!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh tribble tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees cut inno star trek shaips.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, D.R..
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa D.R.’s braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka D.R.’s in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs D.R. a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
Whew
Thanks for the reskyoos, Bluesfan473 and Bom Momme! I feel so much better nao
Yay! a dubble reskew…FRUM SPAICE!!!!
i’z heer!! (teh power at my howse kept going owt, so it taked a long time to finally get online!) i’ve watched teh orijinul star trek, but i’z not a eggspert. i’z dressed in wun ob those little yooniform dresses liek uhuru (sp?) wered, an throo teh miraklol ob the intertoobs it akshully luks gud on me!!
i haz bringed a liddle sumfing to get teh dansing started, yoo kan boogie down wif william shatner and himz race car
an also for yor enturtaynmint, LOL Trek: Teh Trubblol wif Tribblols
happy burfday party, tribble!
Fanks lunarmommy, eye lubs the LOL trek!
taht wuz ful uv awsum an win! ai lol’ed sew hard atteh lol-vershun uv teh tribbles
Happy Bday Tribble!
Fank u MelONyx! Glad u cood joyn teh partay! Heer haz a tribble.
happy birfdai tribble! ai brot yew a box!
just hold it, imagin a star trek outfit, and den voila!
purfect costum in purfect syze dat always luks smashing!
*schmooo* hope you had a good weekweekweekend!
Ohh, kewl box gammacat. Duz it wurk wit udder owtfitz az well?
its a verra speshul box, so aym sure it duz!
*imagines tribble in Xena costume*
*gigglol*
HAPPYTAYL BIRFDAY TRIBBLE!!!1!!!! {{{{{{{{Tribble}}}}}}}}
Wow, dat wuz sum beeg hug ETP! Fanks!
Materializes to chek bak whether ebrybody is hasing fun
aifinkso wii r!!
Happi b’day, Tribble! Ai am nawt dressed as any Star Trek person, place, oar thing.
*Drags her toe in dirt, looking abashed…
I have nevurr (nope, nawt once) seen any of teh generations TV shows or n.e. of the moobies! Butt (!!) Star Trek is part of teh cultural vocab… vowkab… words I know.
Happy b’day!
but but but… you’re Q!!!
but but I am Q for the day!
Iffn ai member correctlee, an ai du!!! Ebri1 frum dere dimmenshun waz namded Q. Sew U iz bof Q. Is all gud, uhhuh.
*transpoartz indress’d az Ezri*
to two_kitteh’sdere’s plenny 0 room- iz a contiuunom.
*in carrot er az Ezri*
i lernt to sing from one 0f my past trilling hosts, so here goez:
happyburfday dears triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuls
happy burfdae toooooooooooo yoooooooooooooo.
* upon hearing this, aliens from allober da galuxee gets bak in der spaceships and send regretz to da Federation that they will hafto “get back” about joiyning*
Mary0 u mayde it!! Glad u cood come! Heer haz sum caek, an Romulan ale (shhh…doan’t tell n e wun!), an a floofy tribble. Doan’t haz a wurri, u can drinkee onna job, renenbur iz synthahol!
Fanks Q. Doan’t need to drezz upp fur teh partay. Eye iz juss happi tayle u iz heer.
Blocking the kitten’s other paw with a shitty caption location win
THAT was uncalled-for.
*sigh* i kant take yoo ANYWHERE, kan i?
Happi Birfdai Tribble. I no ai iz layte but ai just beemed in to sai ohai!
Iz gud to see dat chivalree nawt ded wif EBERY speeshees….
**long, sad sigh**
*sits next to rhsb* AI know awl about dat feeling, rhsb!
Can AI joins u in teh pleh sadyness feelings?
Shit, that is the fUNNIEST lol I have seen in a while!
Like, walking along and minding your business and spontaneously lol’ing funny!
hey, ai don’t want tew offend yew oar b a drag oar anieefing lyke taht, butt plez keep aniee swear wurds tew yewrself. wyle yew may b totalliee comfortable wiff swearing, it offends odder peeple. ai cum tew this site tew have fun an talk wiff odder peeps, an ai don’t want tew haff tew b reedin swear wurds awl teh tyme. again, sowwy tew bother yew, butt ai would reelly appreciate eat eff yew took mai wurds tew hart, at leest wyle on this site.
oh, tehy b sew kyoot!!! an mi, wat a gentleman teh kitteh b!!!
kyoot.
You’re a Rennie, aren’t you?
i love these webbys
heh dis is deh funies