dumbledore dies
dumbledore dies nao feed meh
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He duz?
Rite. an in teh last buk, 18 characters die. Is depressing, ackually.
ai lubbed dose buuks, butt it did seem dat she got a liddle karried awai wif killing peeps in teh last buuk…
Tru, dat. An den dere was that epiloge. Pursonally, I liked the early wuns teh best.
An teh fan kids who do teh wizard rock. I do like the wrock!
ai sez PLEH tew teh epilog…..pleh pleh pleh…..
I second yer pleh. I dans teh dans of EWE.
Wut I hayt is teh post-epilog — wen JKR sed Dumblydoar wuz gai. Eether put it in teh buk, or doan put it in teh buk, but addin it laytur mayks no sens.
Prizzner ob Abkabans be mai favrit. Doan liek last 1 much. Kan u sez “Nebber Ending Kamping Trip”?
Stil, pore Snaep!
So I iz sellabrating mai Nawt Secondness bai inviting the Potter fans tew a veri smal Yule bawl. We can has pumpkin juuse an cinanom bisquits. Yew can wear yer bafrobes iffn yew want.
Yay!
Yayz! I haz mai wand! Axiyo buttahbere!
Prissner ob Shishkebab wud hab been moar nommable.
butt (hehehe) does he?
Very Depressing. I bawled.
He actually dies in the 6th book, The Half-Blood Prince, not the last book.
Whut a meen kitteh tew tell teh ending! No gushifuds fur taht kitteh!
Spoyler kittehs doan git spoylt in mai hous — tehy git punisht!
Haha! the books in french =)
ai hayte wen sumwun tells mii wut happens… *sigh*
no spoylers, pleez!
Yew haz nawt red that far, yet? Or iz yew just watchin the movies? The next wun comes owt in teh summer. After that there are TWO more! Woot!
…Stay tuned!
O hai, PT! I’m glad that teh kitteh on teh rhoderunner LOL didn’t git yoo!
Me too!!!
Nyuuu! Spoiwers!
yah! onlee spoil kitteh, naught book!
Um that’s very uncool
soooooo sad
Basement kitteh iz in ur books spoilin teh endin
@@@@@
Look into my eyes, you want get me some toona don’t you?
Duz teh kitteh hav sum voldymort in him?
Ai uesd tew lyck teh hariy potter buks, but Ai iz SICK ob them!!
Ohai, ETP.
Ai luvs teh HP serees. But nao iz ovar. Ai haz mor buks ta reed. Iz a pletha…pletherer…iz a lot of buks waetin fur meh ta reed dem.
Oat of cur-e-ocatee, wai yoo dun liek teh Hairy Pottahz no mor?
AI rerd teh buks an wathed teh movies waaaaaay tew much!
Iffen yoo want tew reed sum gud storiez, go heer (tak out teh spaces) h t t p ://northcastle.co.uk/guild/ff_general.html an scroll daown till yoo see a bunch of stoires called “Secrets”. Tehy are teh awusum!
Ai stil lubs Pawter, he be habbing a speshul plaice in mai hart. Ai mets mai partner taht wai. We be getting marreed on Thursday! Eeeeeeep!
Odder wraiturs I lieks: Neil Gaiman, Prattchett, Joseph Delaney, Ellan Booraem, an looooooooooooodes mawre.
Ur getting mayreed on Furrsdai? Dis Furrsdai?!?!?! Oeh goodee!!!!! Ai r sow hapitayl fur u!!!!! Mush Conga Rats adn Shoe Lasis adn awl teh bestest fur u adn ur fjooture spowse!!!
{{{{starling}}}}
YAY! Marrij is a happy ting.
Congarats tew u starling!!!!
Ai haz read thim plenteh tiems, but tehy get less intrestin teh mor Ai reed dem. Ai wil waet fur longlonglonglong tiem an tehn Ai wil rereed dem. Nevur rereed all at 1nce.
Weerd. Ebry tiem Ai reeedz Hp agin iz laik, ooh lukit dat, in buk wun iz back in siks an waow, hu wudda fot datz be so imprtaint?!
Ai tink basement kitteh killed himz.
wuz eat??? ai gess teh basement cat wood dew dat woodnt heh???
Dat meen basement kitteh….
“Les matrices de Dumbledore, m’alimentent maintenant.”…the book is in French (as far as I can tell). (No- I don’t speak French, you can thank a free online translator for that translation).
Can that site translate it into the French version of Lolspeak?
*Haz a hedach jus thinkin about it.*
Ohai o mitee abil wun! *purrs and snorglols flutterin wings*
Ohai kewt winged wun! Nyce tew cee yoo!
*snorglols* Iz naise tew cee yew tew
Ohai mai littlol wun!
*huggles*
{{{Taya}}} {{{DK}}}
Ohai Daddy! an Mommy heer tew! *points at Lunarmommy*
*snorrglols wiv Daddy an teh Ebil wun*
*snorrglols wif bebbeh winged kitteh*
*Snorglolz*
Ohai, Ebil wun…..
Ohai, “Daddeh”….
Wut?
Yoo hazza problum wiffit??
(jk…)
Naw, naw, iz kewt! Why dus Taya call yoo dat, though? (Ai has a nosey
)
eh…. iz lawng storee….
basiclolee, hurr askeded meh abowt it wunse…adn …yah….dat’z abowt it…
rightttttttt. Iffen yoo say sew. jk.jk.
srsly! dat’z wut happeneded…
Daddeh ‘dopted meh ai iz bebbeh winged kittun hoo hadded parints hoo lefteded meh cuz ob mai wings ;-;
Mmhhm. An jus hao old ar yoo??;)
Awww, Taya. Tats be sad, but(!) yoo has gud daddeh. (Srry fer teh teasins, DK)
wii nawt talk ’bout dat pwease….?;-;
Srry Taya. {{{{{{{{{Taya}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai lubs yoor wingz! Ai can be adopted beeg sis?
yesh *snorglols*
*schmoo* *Snorglz bebbeh kitteh*
Oh, an fankee!! Ai be gud beeg sis, promis!
yesh! Ai has a sisseh! *snorglols*
Ai alwas wannted a sisster! *schmoo gudby* Talk tew yoo leghter Taya!
ohai agen…ai’z bakk furr a minnit…adn den ai has tew goez tew bedz…..
*sigh*
*titenz GH(wpoi)* Wai O Wai did mai pyootur chooze dis mowmint tew bork up awn mii??
GRRRR…..
A noo famLOLy haz bin kree8d!
Yesh! *nod*
ebil**
i fink fwench lolspeak look like dis :
lé matrice 2 Dumbledore m’alimente m1tenan lol lache T com !!!
(but what dis supposed to mean? “dumbledore’s matrices are feeding me now”???)
hmmm….Aktchualee, ai dun’tfinkso dat dat iz a HP buk…..aifinkso ai seez sumpfink dat lukkz liek Einstein awn dere….ai mite hab red it wronk tho…
Ai dunno if iz HP or nawt. Ai jus notiss dat iz Frnch… so teh cat myt be frnch tu!
Moar like, “Dumbledore est morte,” I finks.
Wayle, nawt reelee. Butt (hehe) ai nawt a spoyler burd.
Anyone else notice the book is in french?
I did, it makes the caption irritating. :/
well, eye gotts 2 go back 2 RL, now–hurry up an tayke baff, so eye can watch TV; teh orignal, 1rst epppy sode ob teh orignal 1st Star Reck comes on in 20 mins!
Nite nite kitkay! Enjoy yur 1st Star Reck!
ohai, kitkay, if yoo seez dis, wuz taht yoo hoo leeved me a commint teh ovver day? we haz three letters in commin an yoo wuz going to e-mail me? i luked for e-mail but not gotted one, let me knoing if yoo wants to dubble-chek addy, or just not e-maild yet?
*ponders on wut three letters culd be – ADD, ESP, CIA, UFO, KFC…*
OCD? ACK? FRU? OLU?
BLT? (xept i not likes teh L, has to just be a BT)
MTV?
IRS?
BBQ?
Ai haz a fren that lyks gwakamolee on her BLTs… sew she has GLBT sammiches.
snert LOL
O haiya, LM!
ai tried 2 leeve a messaj on yore haus ob dribbelol, butt it knot werk so gud, akchewally…
ADD, yes, SLE (kinda lyke CFS), and_____
rofl! Duz her sammitches hav raynboes on dem? Sammitch priyd?
Mommeh! Ohai! *purrs*
ohai Taya – nawt see yu in a wile! Hoaw yu b??
ai iz gud Uniquekitteh ai has misseded yew!
ohai taya! *snorglesnorglesnorgleschmoo*
yay! Ai has a schmoo!<3
mebbe U can axe teh kitchun tu gib U eggstra bakun insted uf teh lettus.
Ai liek tu haz teh swiss cheez awn mai BCBLT sammiches wif mayos.
Kittehs are such jerks!
Aw kind Cheezpeeplz–mai kid laiks to view da kittehs on heer and hadz not red dat farz yet in da Potter bookz. Pleedz maik dis a “spoiler alert wif a cliks heer if yu wanna” kind of piktur. No spoilz it for da liddul cheezefanz. KaiThnxBi.
yoo kan mebbee telling yor kid taht teh kitteh iz lying? him luks just meen enuff an hungree enuff to do taht…
Veree tru Lunarmommy. But Ai wishez dis basement kitteh waz TROOLY lying…sighz. Ai iz still mourning de Dumblee-dore. Eventooully my kid will feel da same, I thinks. Jus wantz her to reed it fer herselfs.
Ai toetally agreez wif Bearcat. Ai hasnt red that far eever and tho Ai ‘xpect Duble– Dundle– Dumbdle– that old guy to dye, Ai just didnt wanna see it spoyld liek dat on lolcatz.
Bearcat is rite!
Spoylr alert neededed heer.
Noe! Noe spoiwlers…….put sumfin over dis…..little iii’s do not want to c.
Majjikk Spellz Kitteh
habz mennee trikkz upz hurz pawz
2 getz wuttz hurz wantz
Majjikk Spellz Kitteh
habz hippnawtikk ieez. Hewminz
obayz hurz commandz
Majjikk Spellz Kitteh
craybz Gooshee Fud. Mebbee can
ubz Nommee Toona?
Jack.
**clappity clappity** Grate jawb az yushual, Jack!
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHai Draconic Kitteh! Yu are teh wai beehind (hehe) inna buks if yu nawt nose dis. Hao yu bee? Ai nawt seed yu inna lawt ov wyles!
ai’z red awl ob teh bukkz…sebburyull tiemz….butt still…….
WAI!!!!! WAI DID HIMZ HAS TEW DII!!
It be okay, DK.
himz, adn den awl teh othurr peepz dat dI laytor…..
*snifflol*
Ai waz nawt happeh cuz one uf mah favorite caratchers died. (Fred)
Purdee BC nawt meen tu be spoylur. Himz jist want fuds!
Wood not be spoyler if BC sez Harry di. Dumbledore di is diffurunts.
oops-forgot to say ‘yes BC is very perdee’.
PH! U iz bak!
How wuz ur week-end?
Oops! Dint reed teh tyem rite.
‘Nite, Cheezland.
well, it’s funny and all but, kinda lame for giving away the ending….i’m still reading.
the word in the book are in spanish o_0
I was finkin teh same fing!
Ooh, that’s a spoiler!!
ok, he dies in the 6th book, not the last one
and that book isnt even in english. =.=
Ketteh ruined the book, no string for you.
You play with my potter, I play with your free time.
oh pls take this one down!!! my boyfriend has managed to avoid finding out this plot twist all this time… he checks this everyday… it’s like i’m about to see a kid realize there’s no santa!!!
Ulgh, what is with the spoilers? How come I can never communicate to people how blindly selfish it is that people spoil books and movies? You know, there are people who have not yet read this book, and would like to enjoy it. “What? But its been out for years! Who wants to read it but hasn’t?” That book will still be around in a hundred years, and no one will be able to enjoy it the way you did, because every secret in books and movies now is known the same way that you know who Luke Skywalker’s dad is. And I don’t even LIKE Star Wars.
Be more considerate.
Brilliant and concise.
“Brevity is the soul of wit.”
Dere’s no cheezburgers in dis buk. Get mee a buk about countin cheezburgers.
Oh no! Beeg no-no!!!
Empawrtint note tu awl kittehs, goggehs, ratz, hamstrings, tweetys, parrots, snaeks, turtulz, araknids, etc.
Kyoot kitteh oar nawt, et iz eggseedinglee rood tu gib awai teh end ob a storii adn spoil sumwun’s reeding eggsperijins fur ur own gane.
Et iz nawt done.
Eben wif sush a adoorablol fais….
No… u shud neber……
Aw, krumbz… Teh kitteh iz jus sow dang kyoot!
Okai, FINE…
Ai’ll allow et dis tyme. Butt (!) doan push et, ‘kay!!
*notices wif satisfackshun there is no menshuns of SKWIRRLS*
Sawree, teh “etc.” wud cuvir teh rest ob ebelentywun.
Dair will b noe gibbin awai teh endingz ob stawrees bye aniibawdee!!!!!!!!!!
Iz rood.
Woan sai et agin.
Fur nao.
Oooo, c’est francais!!
Woa dat kitteh iz way blak. Hao much moar blak can dat kitteh be? Nun. Nun moar blak.
Basement cat sez: 4 years since book, not 4 weeks. U no wanted spoilers, u shoulda red book already.
BC is nawty kitteh. Iz liddul cheerzfanz we dont want to have spoylurs for MercuryBlue. Tell BC that MOS of uz redz teh book rite after the midnite pick ups yur book partee four yeers ago, yup we did. My kid waz too liddul to reedz until now. See?
hai guyzz…
dis book is french
fail, teh pic is not in egnlish
A lot of people have not read the book yet. Be more considerate.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IZ SPOYELD!!!
I do not know what this book is extracted from, but I highly doubt this could be HP. I do not know, but that looks much more classic to me.
Dude. Mega spoilers like that aren’t funny. Period.
I think the person who captioned this owes those of us who have not read the book or watched the moveies yet an appology. This was not funny. It was rude.
dat was selfish, I AGREE!!!
it’s not the harry potter french book, i know it cuz i haz it.
does anyone notice that the book is in spanish?
…plus it said something about einstein, so it doesnt look like harry potter to me
coolio man so mean but funny yet so insulting is that even a harry potter book????
…its spanish
i see french. O_o
That book is written in Spanish…
book iz in french if u look closely…
maybeez spanish… one doz languages :p