Let’s just say that
Let’s just say that I’m not welcome in the deli anymore.
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I hazza hotdog…
… or elebenty
Yeah Maus top ob da elebentee million braid tye. Ai haz da kawffee, tea and sordid pasteez, sweat an saborie fore da urupeeanz. Da dansdansdans; pleez fore da over peepz tu du.
ummmm, from da luks of it, eye’d rekimind da “saborie”. “sweat” not sound so gud, akshullee…
Deer Mr. Maus;
Hoe duz u du it? U maed da top to tymez in saem minnot.
It’s all in the wrist action…
concatulations, you are teh wiener.
and da top dawg.
and teh rest of the pack must be *relishing* they’re sikksess: annipuss, Bom_Momme, Q.., Tribble adn Carosue.
Ohai maryO (sounz lik da begginnin of a song. Maebe sumwon (da Maus?) cud maek up da song.
Hoe iz U beein.
i iz bean gud adn bizzy az a bee- trying to keep outta tribbles; adn you?
Well, wii had da badd newz Friedeg. Hour bebbeh Mikey – da liddolist kitteh grey an whyte – haz da asthma. Iz berri worrisum, He iz onna steriod, butt (snerk) haz attak jess befoer himz getz da pill sew wii doen noe wat tu du.
sry to hear dat. {B_M adn Mikey}
{{{BOM}}} {{{Mikey}}} Mai Loki haz azma… iz a lil hard tu get started, but tehn nawt so bad.
Er… wud u liek a sossij?
or teh Catwurst
Ai haz da hot dog get da goggiez.
But teh goggies luv mii
I has a hot dog is onna next site!
Hoppi burfdae yestrdae. Ai iz lukkin foreward to da partee.
Fank u BOM_MOMME, mee tu!
ohai, tribble! i canna be at yr paté ( i’ma gubmint werker, not a lady0leeshure), lass, but i bid you “lol long adn pros purr”,
“happyiness at least” adn many happy returns on yr contin you ink voyagez.
Fank u mary0, wii will mizz u! {{{mary0}}}
U iz a gubmint werker? Wat U du. Mi huzby werkz fore da FAA.
hah! my dad werk’d for da FAA manymany yeerz. i aer just a temporary gubmint werker fr da Dept 0 Commerce: Senseless Burro, erm Census Bureau
We can has partay!
Fluffy’s rite behynd meh wif teh maustard!
Hawt maustard, sweet maustard, oar spicy maustard?
frum da picsies in maus mien paeg aid sai hawt adn spiceh… *cough* huseddat?
Oo, oo, clikin on maus link rite nao!!!
o noes… wut habs ai doen?!
What are you guys talking about?
*luks innercent*
A girl can dreem, can’t she?
Okai, fer saek ov honnisty, ai clikd on maus link an he has hid awl his pics. Butt (!) ai rememememembers wen Maus posted link to hisself in costume, an ai has a total swoon fer brocaded doublets.
Everything is still there in my LOLz and Pics. Mebbe you is having ‘puter probs.
Iz habing puter probs awl rite – teh wun tehy calls “PBCAK” – problem btween chare an keebord. Ai looks for Pics, but not LOLs – duh.
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Nao ai seez teh pics on teh site, ai returns to original commint frum siobhan: DEFNITLY hawt an spicey! (an kinda sweet, too).
Hubba Hubba
Which pic are you referrin to? Or mebbe I should ask whut has you guys been smokin’?
aiz nawt smokin… or izzai? *jums inna waddur jes 2 bess suar adn gits a towil for nawt 2 gits da flu… wud dis bez da mausflu den?*
wez ‘ferrin 2 awl ob uz… aldoh wez nawt ‘llowded 2 bez moar spesi… spechu… specie… 2 goes inno da d-tail… becuz u bez wib a mrs. maus…
Ohai siobhan! Aifinkso iz ok tu sai Maus iz berry hanzum!!
Oar nawt. He seemz tu hab disdapeered.
If yoo r being seeryus dat awl ur pics r still there, I can nawt see dem eever. Urs r nawt de ownlee wuns, eever. Mennee ppl hab pics dat I cood see wuns upawn a tym, but nao dey r nawt bizzibl.
De purrson sez dey r still dere, but I can ownlee see a fyoo, if ne. It r eezier tu see lols, but odder pics nawt dere…
Pawdon mii Haz ewe any Grey Pooh-Pawn?
DK!
ohai!!
er, wuts so funneh about getting pooped on??
ohai Leeza! Yoo noez bery well taht it’s Pooh-poh, nawt Pooh-Pawn!
Haow wuz ur weekend? Ai drove to Toronto (about 200 miles), saw sum frends (including where ai borked mai anklol), saw mai dotter n her bf, halped her wif sum kleening n pakking, den drove home. Wuz a gud trip! Anklol handloled it fien.
gur for u!!
so we can mabbeh hike a bit in Joon??
Wud yu bleev tehy folowd me hoem?
Ownlee `coz u wuz pullin dem behyned u!
Dis mai halloweeny kostuum, aiz a goggie treet, get it?
Teh goggie on Ihasahotdog is not amewsed.
Wat u meen dere not maid wif reel goggies?
SHREEEEEK!!!!!
LOLin so hard ai skare teh kittehs!!!!
I have the same issue with Girl Scout Cookies…
yeah… nawt 2 menshun da bebeh oil
I never sausage a funneh picksure!!
Itsa wiener, fer sure!
I definitely has seen wurst!
Nah! Yer full of baloney!
Dont be a brat!
Watchit! I’ll banger you on teh head!
If u do I’ll has to whack u on teh buns!
You’ll hafta ketchup wif me furst!
oohh I relish that!!
Ai hafta bee frank heer, yu tu are bean a liddlol jerky!
mebbeh just a weenee bit!
Sheesh! Alla dis sossy talk is makin mee hongry!!!
The wiener and undisputed champeen
I would like to accept this NOMination
My intestines R awl in nots
The cat has such an innocent look on his face
))
*sigh* shoot me nao, plz… ai be a speeriensed medikul offis assistint, an nao ai wayting fur teh beginning uv a class in vet offis assistint-being, lyk resepshun an stuff. An ai haz tu du it awn teh pleh slo Windoze puters in teh lab, gunna haz tu shut mai netbuuk daon when teechur starts.
Wud ravver be hoam watching Eva du her gnuist muv, which be a berry remarkabullee ajile hop-hop-hop arown her pray so it nebber gno what angul tu spect her frum.
Ai SOOO haz tu get bideo uv it!!!
Pleh… class starting… wunner if ai can sneek awn heer awn teh pleh slo puter whyle her tawking.
skweeeeeee! ai bet taht iz sew cayuute!!!
Naow, u pai attenshun tew teh teechur yung laydee, u doan wanna git detenshun!
Iz a problem wif teh purrmishuns fur teh software her wants tu show us… IT purrsun be here, him parruntlee gunna haz tu fiks teh purrmishuns awn eech indibidual puter. It luk preddy eezy, tho, betcha ai cud figgur it awl owt in a cupple owrs, tops.
An yep, it be sooooo berry cyoot! Her kinda stiffins her legs an sproings arown lyk her haz bilt-in pogo-stikks in her feets. *gigglol* An sumhao, ai haz tu get bideo uv her an Angel playing, chasing eech uvver arown. Angel can flattin Eva, but Eva be berry small an KWIK an hard tu catch. Iz funneh.
An nao Cory be dunned wif teeving, pore bebbeh, him starting tu be more innerested in playing… ai can hardlee wayt!!!
yay for BC babbeh to be done wif teething!
{{{{prysma}}}}
duz that meen you can come back and play some??
Ai hope so!!! This week mebbe be weerd, coz iz nawt-sekkund week uv gnu smester an trai tu get used tu it, but aifinkso ai will be abul tu be bakk moar!!!
PK ai sended u and BF da emayo bout Mikey.
Ai cannawt chekk til aftur class, will lukk tehn. *haz a wurried*
There Will Be Bloodsausage
Help… I is being attacked by the reticulated python
Well endowed kitteh has long johnson…ville brats string.
Bratty kitteh is bratty
That cat looks like he is in heaven right now.