Weez jus need to get past the dawg
Weez jus need to get past the dawg We cood so do dis Uuhhh … Guys?
i fink our eskape plan haz failed.
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Behynd yu!
Conga rats shoe laces on furvest from last, Ambercat! Can ai offer u a cup of cawfee and some German cherrycake wif whippee cream awn top? I’ll do a littlol spring dance 4 u:
*hop hop twirl caper prance*
*step slide hop dance dance*
*hop twirl hop twirl step*
Phew! Ai need a break now…
Wot a lubly danse! Ai has awlreddy had lotsa cawfee tihs mornin – Ai can has deecaff?! Kaffee und kuchen – sehr gut!
Ohai Ambercat! U speeka de Deutch?
Jus to ahsk fur cawfee and caek – and to tell yu mai leg is prolly borked! (Mein bein ist veilicht gebrochen, in case you were wondering. Spelling’s prolly nawt so grate, akchully)
Ai has a fayld O’lebel (Ohai skool graduayshun lebel) in Jermun. Mai Fronsh is bedderer; Ai got to fayul A’lebel in taht!
thyme 4 mii to sweep,
‘nite now.
oops, eye has anudder stoopy–dat wuz apost to go under teh 1 about lerning 2 say that yore leg is kaput.
tyrd, ai has won
It’s teh miggle ob teh nyt fur yu, yu is aloud to be tyrd! But yu is nawt stoopy!
Yeah, wut Ambercat said!!!
*nodz floofy hed in agreemint*
Doan sai dat kitkay! U no hazza stoopy! Y u sai dat?!
*hazza upset*
but (!) u cin leerns da germun frum us germunspeeken peepz. jes tells us wat u wans 2 noe adn we tells u da germun frase fer et? (fer et, nawt ferret)
whut! yore Bein is ge-broken??? how’ja doo that?
Is juss a fraise a lernd at skool – poysunly Ai fink poyntin and skreemin werks in awl langwidges!
It does, but ur Jurman be gud nonetehless, eben teh spellink. And FANK U 4 postponig the Lunnon Cheezmeet! Nao ai can maykes wifout problum, aifinkso! *schmoos*
Lubs frum Upfi
Skweeee! Tahts fantabluss! It trooly will be innernashnul! Has yu confurmd awn teh Faysebukk payj?
Nawt yet, but will do so! Ai am so egg cited to meet u awl!
Ohai, upfi! Hao yew iz? Lawng thymes noes seas! Ai haz happitayl… dish is mah last week week week stew dent teechifyin, an neggst week week week ai starts teechifyin mah students fur munnies and ebreefink! Mah cooperayten teechifyer had her bahbeh last week week week!
Ohai BDM, conga rat chew lases!
*clappity clappity*
Congratz, BDM!
Ai is fine, fank u. Ai read ab00t ur big promoshun in teh week weeek weeekend LOLs and ai has a big happi and a proud for u. Conga rats shoe laces! U will be a most wonnermus and awsum maf teecher.
Me too! Me too! Now, hoo els cud mebbe forse tehmselvs to spend a weeeeeek weeeeek weeeeeekend in Lunnon?!
Ha ha, this reminds me of my italian lessons. It was just friends from different countries, not a formal class. Our Italian friend (our “teacher”) said we should start with Italian words we already know. So people contribute: ciao, molto bene, pizza, etc. Not our German friend — she says, “salto mortale” (means fatal jump). It was an act she saw in a circus as a kid. So my earliest Italian vocabulary included this dramatic phrase.
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I thoroughly enjoyed learning German for a year, even if the grammar completely discombobulated me! For anyone who has struggled with German grammar, you will empathize greatly with Mark Twain’s hilarious and brilliant essay, “The Awful German Language” (full text online).
OOoooo, hya upfi! nyse 2 cee yoo! eye can has Kuchen, to? or is Torte, more lykely.
Eye drinks PERO!!!
Ob course u can! *hands kitkay a playte wif cayke and a steaming mug of cawfee*
Cake is iffn is just pastree and froot and Torte it be if there is a layer of cream or custard.
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Wuz rawng, kitkay? U okai?
*wurreed luk*
O hai FluffyB,
I is fyne. I putted teh “debil fase” dere ‘cuz i fote it wuz may-B a bit knotty 2 juss rite “comment”–sort ob lyke saying “furst”!
Iz okai, ai doan fink sow. Ai jus fot u wur testing sumfing, or sumfing laik dat.
busted!
Don’t look now, but he’s behind us
Don’t look now, but he’s behind us
EKKO ekko ekko!
2 dalmayshun katz an green-I’d BC
*tippity tappity dans dans dans.
spin, twirl, flourish
Cawfee tiem yet?
Yep. Have a cup. ANd sum cayke. *gibs Q a mug and a GErman cherrycayke*
sip sip nom
tnx upfi
Evasif minoovir 5! Stat!!!
Um… luk Guv, dis is nawt wut eet luks laik, rite? S’truth!
…
Umm…
Et mite luks laik wii r planning tu taek ober teh wurld adn enslaif awl hoomanitee… butt (!) dat’s nawt et at awl…
Ahem…
Meow?
“Run guys… she’s got the black spraypaint again….she’s gonna finish you off.”
ohai rodney! Hab U seened teh site ware hoomins akshuly paynt teh kittehs? *shayks hed*
Its teh trajic aifinkso!
Gud moarnin awl. Iz a lubli da inna nayborhood. Ai finkz da goggie sneeked owt arond da bak.
{{{BOM}}}
Ai finalli founded U. Ur heer.
*runzwifakwikness*
*pounez on FluffyB*
Ai’m heer! Butt (!), ai haftu go inna fjew minits.
*hazza sad*
Iz grate tu see u, tho!
Wif da nawt old haws, wiil U bee able tu haz babbehz; kittenz, goggiez or hoomans? Ai haz da qurious.
As lawng as no-wun noes, ai kin keep a kitteh, adn den jus pai a penalty fee if ai’m cawt.
Iz nawt tu bad. Teh plais alreddy hazza kitteh door adn mai hubby adn mii r beli broody fur awr own kitteh (oar 2!), so…… we’ll see.
Ai keepz mi clawz crossed da a lublee babbeh cums intu Ur life as soon as U iz settled.
*runruns in*
Ohai guis! Hedbonks n hugs an schmoos!
Fur ennywun ai misst awn teh weekend: ai iz alyve, juss habing a lil RLS plus nao-fiksed puter ishoos. Ai haz gnu smester uv classis starting tuday, inclooding Hoomayn Sosietee tihs afturnoon, so ai haz a unshur what iz gunna be lyk. But ai finking uv yu, ai promiss!
Also, awn Satyrday ai uploaded haf-a-duzzin bideos uv sordid lengfs. Wair purrtekshuns, uv corse!
Jack Deth, haz ai menshuned laytlee, yu rokk?
Iz a cupple LOLs ai need tu post, but ai mislaid tehm in teh puter crash… will trai tu find agen. Sowree!
*runs awf tu get purrzentabul fur class n fings whyle Cory snoozing wif Seanya an Angel keeping Eva bizzy wif a cross tween tag an hide’n’seek*
der u bees… we misdid u! has u been goodeh? hows ur fosturs adn ur sean adn yur biggur kittehs? {{{{pk}}}}
Ohai! Wii wer jus….um…..gonna git u a eyescreem frum teh eyescreem truk! Reely! Wii wuz gonna git wun fer goggie tew. Bye teh wai, can wii hazza munnee?
Goggie noe eetz eye scream, himz needz Froosty Pawz.
Ohai PK! Wii be Meesing ewe! Haow iz Eva teh Diva, adn Cory teh Cuddlebug?
SCHMOOS And {{{{{ PK }}}}}