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*Error* Program not installed . Please insert cheezburger to continue. Dude, I’m telling you… they won’t fall for it.
picture: purrlions. lol caption: vjamora
Werf a trie tho
ohai annipuss — conga ratz fur teh tawp spawt! ai iz awflion awl weekweekweekend, so ai musta has missinged a lawt.
Fur tohse taht mist it yestermadai, teh dayt ob teh Sekkund Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet has been chaynjed, dyoo to teh a Sir Fit ob Reel Lyf. Teh detayuls R nao as foLOLows:
This has now been confirmed for Monday 1st June, at Greenwich Park, London.
Meet at the statue of General Wolf (outside the Observatory) at midday. Honestly, you can’t miss it!
Greenwich has many markets, museums, two theatres, what remains of the Cutty Sark (an umpteenth century wooden tea clipper) and is one of the Royal Parks. There are also a disproportionate number of places to eat!
Parking is not so great, actually, but there are good bus, train and Docklands Light Railway connections so please use public transport, if at all possible.
In the current economic climate – and considering the travel costs incurred – can I suggest that if you wish to give gift bags/party favours, they are homemade and the total cost is no more than £5/$10.
Hope to see you there!
Ambercat
*powts cuz shee cahnt goe*
*joynes BF in powting* wi need a smaller planet or cheeper flights!
I wanna goes 2, joins bf473 and gammacat in dere pouting party
*Poutz wif BF,GC, an 2K* Ai can’t go eather.
*powts wif teh udder cheezpeeps*
*powts too*
*joyns teh powting partee*
Wunce u nor yur trabel planz in Joolye, den maybee wii cood plana cheezemeet inn DC!
dat sounds grate!
U al iz juss mean. Ai fink wii shud haz da cheezmeat in da middol ob da untied statez. Iowa is in da middol, ai fink wood be a gud playce fore ebrione to meat.
B_M mebbeh Uz can joyin us in Dee Cee
Iz u smmjessting taht we awl komes tew ur howse sdn stay wif u?
Oh that would be grate I has neber been to Iowa
Ai haz nebber been to Iowa eedur! **starts packing** Do I need to bring mai own pillowlol?
Mebbe if yu shutz yur iys tyt, an wisheseseses rilly hard, an slix yur heel toogever free tyms….?
I gitz owt mah beegist, strongist umbrolly and paks mah carpit bag. And hoeps for a verreh, verreh, verreh beeg trans-Atlantik breeze . . .
Iffn that duzzint wurkz, I draws a cullurd chalk drawring on teh payvemint and tries to jomp in!
mary poppins!!!!! taht wuz my very favritest moovie wen i wuz kidlet. i eben haz pikshurs frum krissmiss wen i wuz 3 or 4 wif my brand-noo mary poppins sowndtrak LP!! (i had a krush on bert – eben named my stuffed panda after him
)
Joynes teh powting partee, an addz hevvy sighs an trembling bottom lip.
We wull taek fotos…
powt powt powt! ai wantsta going tew!
It’s a pout-fest!
*Sits down dejectedly and pouts wiv a fierceness
…an Ai fel fur it immediatelii!
iz kitteh automat
bestest store eber! ayle have a grey kitteh, and a white wun, and…
anna stripey wun anna tuxie wun anna slyce uv pi!
Esspeshully teh pie! Lemmin merange, plz…!
PFFT!
NO NO NO
U gets ur pi from teh pi stawl, not an otto mat!
*brings out fresh lemming merang pi*
*passes slices around*
Nom nom nom, da lemming iz gud dis tyme ob yeer. Dey iz berri hard tu catch doe.
its eesy!
u just has to get one going… then set up a net!
uh, funicello?
Franklie I has no idea wut u mean!
Tehre r a aktress wif a nayme ob Anette Funicello. She Wuz in menny beach partee mobies. Her gotz MS (I fink it wur MS) adn finally cud nawt werk as aktress ennymore sew her r ambassador fur MS. I fink so…
Tech kittehz is fixing Ur pyooter
Nurd herd!
but kittehs doant herd!
not easily! kitteh herding is a verra diffikult and dangerus job!
egg sak lee! dew u nawt memmbr teh commershul frum a fyew yeers ago bowt teh kitteh herding?
Go t www . youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
Bakon error detekted. Pleez insert bakon into cheezburger tew continyew
plz to sprinkle bacon wid nipz
Butt (gigglol ) nunna dat Guacamole stuff Plz.
out of cheez error! redo from start!
kontroll alt deleee…..oooh dots
More dots……..! Weeee! Dots……………..!
ooooh, dots!
*batbatbats at dots*
*Starez inna trance at dotz* OOOOooooohhhhhhhhhhh. DOOOOOOOTTTSSSSSS!
………………………………………………………………………………………………………. weeeeeeeeeeeee ……………..
hit ennee kee tew kontinnyew
butt (tee hee!) der may be pointee ends if ai hit sumfing!
Mai ‘pooter duzn’t has a any key. Wot do ai do?
Dis cood splain why yew were gittin that floofy screen ob death.
ai thot teh floofy screen ob deth is when mai orinj floofbawl stands infront of teh compewter screen and meows!
or maybee taht is teh floofy kitteh-butt of deth!
Two ways to tell teh diffrenz between teh kitteh-butt of deth and teh virtual floofy skreen of deth:
1) Duz it has a smell?
2) Duz it has a flavor?
not shur ifin ai want tew test for either!
Ai waz onna fone tudae, an Petey – da beeeg fluffy 1 – walkz ober an stanz onna keibord. Da puter starz dingin an ai yellz “get offa da puter”. Lukki ai waz talkn tu da Vet. She laffed cauz shii noes hoew beg Petey iz.
Cheezburger contingency.
To be followed soon by teh sequel: Cheezburger ultimatum.
And at teh end of summer, teh prequel: Cheezburger supremacy.
Matt Damon kitteh is a cutie
lolz iz sendeng a fwend wequeast too deh captioner.
reminds me of when my youngest poured some of her juice into my $3600 desktop, ’cause it was thirsty’
*Wincez* Waz teh pooter okay?
Did teh chylde surbibe?????
Owwwwwww!
Ai had a freind in high skrool who putted water in da radiater ob her WV bug. De problum, dere waz no radiater onna 60′s bug. She putted da water in da gas tank.
Mai dadcat put water in teh oil sump
Nawt 2 feelz bad. Mai sun pantid mai bur gun dee MG wite wif haus pant. Awl mose beet mai spose 2 deaf–wuz supposing 2 wash him.
personifickayshun.. yor child iz good at it.
wow, taht eben wurse tahn wen my yunger boi, 5 at teh time, barfed on my keyboard. him wuz playing a game wif teh mowse, so teh barf on teh keyboard didn’t inconvenyence him.
.
taht wuz teh start ob a very long an messy day.
Onoez!! Cheezburger read error! Pweez insert nother cheezburger to try agin!
better maek it a dubble, just to be safe.
treeple stak bee da bestest! wif extree cheez
I miss McD’s triple wif cheez
GENIUS! I love this Lol!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Preppygrl959 and Smpaulsen an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!
an a fabyoolus time wuz had at teh star trek party for tribble, i see. (burfday fiary culd not be tehr, tehr wuz a liddle trubble at teh facktree. not to say teh trolz are revolting (tho they are) but tehy gotted a liddle restless wen tehy fownd owt abowt my speshul sinko de mayo surprize for tomorror. seems tehy wuznt wild abowt teh idea ob being live pinyatas, where yoo wakk teh trollz wif a stik an tehy throwz kandee at yoo. tehn i finded owt taht “being a live pinyata” iz not covurd on teh medikal plan, so i had to skrap taht idea an we’ll just have regyoolar trol-shayped paper-mashay pinyatas insted.)
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but on wif today’s party!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caek, fluffy anjel fud caek wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, sparkly party punch, iskreem, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle teh “star trek” theem wen tehy yoyo, remote-control bebbeh zombie dollz, kandee, an colur-it-yorself star trek alien stikkers wif a box ob elebenty-nine crayns in alein colurs an a bilt-in sharperner!! oh, an tehr seem to be sum leftober tribbles. lots ob tehm, in fact (hmm, i don’t rebember tribble gibbing me taht many for the goodie bags yesterday….) anyhoo, evreewun gets az many tribbles as tehy wants!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*torn btw wanting to wack a troll, and finkin that tehy mite throw UP rather than throw candees*
*nabs a bunch uv Star Trek stuffs, bein careful to avoid teh Tribbles*
*doesn’t notice teh tribbles hiding in teh goody bag*
Ohai skwirrlgrrl! Datz sum nyce Star Trek stuffs yew gawt dere! **Admyres stuffs** Say, um, what’s awl dat floofy stuff coming outta yur bag dere?
it’s not coconut hare is it? IS IT???
*shoves bag at parrothead*
No, no, coconut hares don’t mayke noyse like dat! An dey don’t expand lyke dat! **pushes bag back at skwirrl** Close teh bag, wifakwikness! Beefour it gets awn teh floor!
And awlsew, coconuts are nawt floofy, dey jist hab an appeeling textshure.
cocomuts not purr, eever.
or reprodoos taht qwkly.
oh stickers!
*sharpen sharpen sharpen*
*colorcolorcolor*
**luks obur gammacat’s showldur** Hao preddy! Yu mite wanna git up awf teh floor, doh, teh skwirrl’s bag is sploding wif sumfing suspish..sucpsquish.. um, sumfing bad.
Plz to update french fryes with kechup. Kthxbai.
dis iz teh old 3.2.2 ketchup. want teh update, ketchup 3.2.3, plz.
still wurf a trai!
nuffing venchurd nuffing gayned!!
Muffy, don’t jus look at me, go call mawm, I iz stuck
but itz moar fun to wach yu skirm and wine… an eet yor nachos in frunt uv yu. :ebil:
*big-sister-like torchuring detekted*
(i iz a big sister, i kno dis)
I iz a big sista 2
Hi hi hi hi!!!! Sriosly adorble!!!! =)
ohai alexis! nise to meeting yoo!
ohai cheezfrenz, i kind ob haz a prowd.

)
see, i haet making fone callz. hate haet hate hate hate it.
but i haz many fone calls taht i needs to maek.
so today i sitted down an kalled teh dr. pediacat for my boi’z chekup so him kan get himz skowt camp helf forms filled owt.
tehn i called my dr. internalcat for a appoynimt for a follow-up vizit i wuz supposed to having last april (az in april 2008) for teh fateeg an awtoimmyoon ishoos i had seeing her abowt. i iz skared she’ll be mad at me, but i calld an maed taht appoyntmint! (had to; i need refills on sum meds, an if i don’t see her sumtimes she wont approov teh refils
so taht iz two hard fone calls i made! i haz a prowd!!
now i haz to call teh pet-sitter for owr vakayshun, teh dr. tinyvet for shiro’s shots, teh dr. toofycat’s office to see if him iz owt ob teh hopsital yet an kan gibbing me my perminint crown an filling my cabity, umm, teh pyiano tuna, an qwest to tell tehm owr modem keeps borking. phew.
**turns fan toward smoking hawt phone lines at LM’s haus**
Aiz prowd ov yu! Ai hayte fone cawls tu! But finkso hao gud yu will feel wen awl dat’s dun!
fank yoo parrothead!! yoo understand how hard it iz to pikk up teh fone, too. ifinkso i will make wun more call, to dr. tinyvet (shiro wuz doo for shots in april – 2009, not 2008
). tehn i will haz a duv choklit frum my sekrit stash in teh freezer.
(i has to bribe myself)
Datz a gud brybe, furr shoar! **considers teh chokklit bunneh babbit leff ovur frum eestur, an wunners if it acshal chokklit**
okay, i calld dr. tinyvet an made a poyntmint, AN teh petsitter an leevd a messij. that cownts to0.
*noms choklit*
teh most amayzing fing iz, all teh dr. appoyntmints i had to making, i gotted in dis week or nekst!! not three munfs frum now!! that nevver happins!
Itz teh gud carma fum beein brave adn orgindized. I has a prowd for yu!
I wunder, wy iz it eezyer tu maek sumwun else’s skary phone kalls dan yer ownz? Mai DH and I trade tehm wen pawsibull.
Ai thort Ai wuz teh ownlee wun hoo gotted awl nerbuss bowt fonin peepl. Ai aer glad Ai aer nawt alown!
Ai is foen-fobik too! Ai am Werld Class at avoydin maekin foen cawls!
i alwayz haz teh feeling taht teh peeples i’m talkking to haz no idea wut i’m takking abowt.
Ai hateithateithateit, adn mai spose iz eben werseer, sew he dee penz on mii 2 make himz cawls. Argh!
Error: Program ‘lolcat’ already installed. To upgrade, please insert cheezburger.
plz insert cheezburger to upgrayd to Happycat
“Diz program has error. Plz to insert tekillya.”
**opens mouf an points to it**
*pourz rhsb’z mouf full ub top shelf tukilla*
Dere awl better!
Fanks, fren.
I donut kno abowt u, but I am SO glad dis Mundane iz ober.
new update cat gets a free cheseburger!!!
Dis waz a tryumff
I’z makin a notez heer
HUGE SUKSES
Iz hard to oberstate my satizfaction
APURRture Scienz
we do wat we must b ’cause we can haz cheezburger
4 theh gud of all of us x-cept for the onez who are dogz
but ders no senz meowin ober ebry miztake
you jus keep on tryun til you run out of cheezeburger
and teh science getz dun and you makz a bad pun
for the peepl who r still alibe
hehe thank you
Thank youux,))
Powured bai: Kitteh inseid teknolojee
dewd hao u gat in thair? ai needz to tri dat! ai no get cheezburger in a wail