godzilla kitteh prepares to nom yer citeh.
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Dat nawt thundur. Dat iz himz belleh growlolin.
Conga rats on leeden da ty, rhsb!
Fanks, BDM.
Yr Wilkum. Nawt juss meh, butt (hehehe) dish beh a weerd thymed LOL, yesh?
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Hao yew is? Ai’m still dooin mah happy dans dans dat ai is gunna be lisinzed teechifyer soon!
Yay to BDM for bein’ teh licentious!
Ur welcome. I can has zeebra-stripe pensil, plz?
sure… its eben soft!
I has a happee foar u an ur gud noos.
Me, I’m okay I gess. Luukin in2 goin bak to skool soon so I can has beddur-payin job. Prolly gonna has to has stoodint lones, witch I DO NAWT WANT, but nawt see enny uthur opshun.
Still livin wif parints, an wishin I wuzznt. Wented awn tawp-sekrit bakayshun awn Eestur week-end an nawt wanted to go hoam.
Oh, an still got stitchiz in my belleh, dey come owt dis Fryday.
Yew haz bachelor degreeh, rhsb? If nawt, dere beh Federal PELL grantitys… yew duz nawt repay dem.
I nawt has enny degree. Tryin to get bachelorz.
Has u tried a dating serviss?
*rimshot*
**heddesk**
I’d raddur hab a Batchelor’s Degree dan a Batchelor in frunna me.
{{{{rhsb}}}}
I has a prowd ub u, lady.
An enjoy ur parents wile u can. I am living wiff mine too. My muddur lubs it. LOL. Sumday dey will beez no more.
red, go reed yr msgs.
wut dew u wanna stuhdee? wii can haz anudder teechur? oar?
I goin foar Akkowntin degree.
gud foar u! iz nawt wun uv mai … strawng subbjiks.
BDM iz our feechered teecher!
*takes a bow*
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*Takes owt Kal que loss book. *
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*whispurrs* ai am berry glad wii has a new prezident. Dat old wun was trying tew dew awai wif weppons ub maf destructions!
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*giglols*
Nao we hab teecherz wif maff instructshuns!
Kal que loss? Pleh, pleh!!!
Is dat a sine u goin off on a tangent?
/runs
don go gettind awl acute naow
congacats bdm! dat iz teh guud nooz!
Fangs! Ai has big happitayl!!
Belayted conga-rats awn teh lice-ints! Teechers be teh under-appresheeated, butt (!) ai gnoes u will be a gud wun.
run for your lives!!!11
Aaaahhhh! Pee in a flanic!!!
Too late. I was so skeered I peed in my… um, nevermind.
*Passes LCB a 100p towel*
Thx. Got any roast beests lefted over? *looks hopeful*
*Fixes a plate of Beest,taters,Yorkshire puddins an pours a lake ob graybee awn* …I left off the veg…want horseraddish soss?.
**There you go.Don’t burn yourself, it ‘s hot**
THX! *nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Hahaha~! That’s a great caption. I like it!
Butt kitteh nawt nom meh sins ai lubs kittehs!
But… but… teh kitteh lubs u 2, that’s why he gonna nom u first! RUN!
Wut if ai halp kitteh nom?
Somehow I donot think that gonna halp. Kitteh has a mighty hongry.
Careful, mite bite teh arm dat feeds him.
Kitteh noms gud hyumuns last.
Mebee kitteh gets filled up and teh gud peeps lib to see anudder dai.
Now, see, ifn’ I was teh kitteh, I’d start with some gud hyoomins, u knoes, for teh flavor, then fill up on not-so-gud hyoomins but save a little rooms for some moar gud hyoomins for dessert. kthxandaespressoplz
Mmmmmm…dezzert hoomins…sweet!
Mmmmm…crunchy onna outside and a chewy center.
How many noms does it take a kitteh to get to teh chewy center of ur city?
The whirld mai neber noes…
Teh wurld may nevur no.
Jinx!
Grate mynds, BDM….grate mynds…..
I will spare Uz if Uz aggcept meh as
your boss kitteh
and does mah bidding
But… but… that’s alreddy our arrangement.
an stawp calling me poizun
that makes me mad
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
*snicker*
Speaking of butt… butt… rite now I gots Liam and Zoe on toppa teh couch behind me. They is teh facing opposite directions, but their butts and tails is teh touching. It’s sweet, in kind of an “ew” sort of way.
Well at least they is not fighting…
They hardly ever fite. Eggsept for play-fiting. They does that a lot.
Moar cibilized den teh conga lyne directshun of sleeping.
Kitteh mus be frum dis planit:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1631794
Claw-zill plans to find awl cheezburgers…..no wants hoomans – dey nawt dat tasty akshullly
Sorreh ai meants “Claw-zilla”
heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehr burfdays dis weekweekweekend! oh my, tehr are so many burfday to cellybrate today!! furst, heer are two frum yesterday: Lizardlips81 and Cyppiee. an now for todays burfdays: Nerdykat, Tribble, Floofycatsmom, ChibiAyane, 3floofiekittehs, ANZology, an glaringkitteh!!! oh my gudness, todays a popyoolar day to get bornded, it seems. an if yor name izn’t heer an it’s yor burfday too, teh party iz for yoo to! (to getting yor name on Offishul But Far Frum Compleet Burfday List, e-mail me at burfdayfairy @ gmail.com, plz to taking owt teh spaces) i kno taht teh offishul Star Trek party for tribble iz tomorrow, but i haz bringed a big party for today too!! tehr are four kinds ob caeks: lemmin poppyseed wif orinj glaze, red velvit, buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem, an teh favrit fudjy caek!! along wif choklit, strwarberree, an vanilililila iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, mimosas, an noyzemakers an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top!! also teh tradishunal sunnyday favrit game, trol-hed crokkay!! no, not played wif reel trol-heds, sorry – teh wooden balls are paynted to luking liek trol-heds, an if yoo lissen reel close, yoo kan heer tehm say trolly fings wen yoo wakk tehm! an ob corse, goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder rings, inflatable snake swords so yoo kan being a snaek ninja!! kandee, an black-velvit colur-it-yorself godzilla posters wif elebenty-six neon-colured glo-in-teh-dark markers!! an a big swish of the burfday wand to maek all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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heer iz wut teh snaek swords are luking liek, if yoo haz neber seed tehm before:
inflatable snaek swords
Ai want wun! Plz!
yor choyce ob colurs! green pink orinj or bloo!
Bloo plz!
Fank u burfday fairy! Awl dem birfday’s iz tudai? WOW! Heer, pleez tu bee addink sum tribbles tu teh goodie bags. Iffin u doan’t git wun tudai, doan’t wurri, eye will bee givin owt moar tomorrow.
ooh, fankies, tribble!
*puts tribbles in goodie bags, only one per bag, hopes for teh best an taht noo tribbles not explodify teh goodie bags*
Happy Birfday ebburbuddy hooz burfday I has missed!
*sigh*
I used to bee so dillyjunt bowt teh burfdays. Den I went and sulked in a hidey hole. I finkso I has teh dane brammuj.
pleh.
I srry ebbreebuddy dat I has neglected.
Nebber myned u aer heer agane naow an dat iz wat reelee cownts!
tank u, annipuss. Dat warmded mah hart. <3
*runs up to donkey at full speed, stops just in time*
*gives donkey a hug-n-smoo*
*slips a parfait into donkey’s pokket*
*turns*
*makes slurpy sound*
*turns back*
Ware? Ware dis parfait? I not sees it….
Why u don’t axe teh empty parfait glass in ur hand whare it wented?
*wisspurrs to lolcatburglar*
I did! An it sedded dat u nebbur filled him upz!
Personally, I think that parfait glass has a fawlty memmory. But since I ist teh happy to see u, i will fill it up. Again.
*turns around. Again.*
*exsperiences a déjà slurp*
LOL!
u gibs meh teh happees, lcb. {{{{{lcb}}}}}
Naow stop teezin meh an fill dis farpay cup. I r starvin.
*sigh*
Gives donkey teh *musical sting* Bottomless Parfait Glass!
*hedbonx*
Maybee himz not nommin teh citee. Maybe datz a beeg nip plantz in phront uff himz!
Happy birfday, Tribble! Here, has this shiny thing I picked
upout eggspecially 4 u.Ohh, a shiney. Fank u lcb!
Um, lcb, dere izza driverz licence numb3er engraved onnit. Whut iz dat 4?
Oh, that? Um, is ur nummber for teh, uh… door prize drawring later. Yeah. That’s whut it is. *nods*
*snerk*
ohai Tribble, happy birfdai. Does U has a costoom picked out fur deh
ICHC parteh 2morro?
Yez two_kittehs, eye iz gonna bee a bOrg tribble!
ICHC partee? Can Ai cum?
obcourse, we is celebrating Tribble’s birfdai at noon lol 2 morro
WHY WHY WHY does alla teh partyz be onna mondayz???? AI has a busy in RL. *sob*
more peeplols can mayke it, dats why
U could joyn in later U knoz
RAWR!!!!!!
godzilla kitteh, teh yunger yearz
mini-rawr!
wow, i haz nebber seed wnywun embed a video heer before!! yoo haz acheevd a noo level ob comminting coolness
*stares wiff an admire*
Indeedy!!
aktchulolee, aifinkso ai has seed sum othurz az well….nawt shur tho….
on teh frunt page, az LOLs, but not in teh commints ifinkso… didn’t kno yoo culd do taht.
hmmmm…letz me try DIS.
Testing:
Woohoo!!!!!
Just go to youtube, e.g., and highlight the “embed” line and copy it here!!
Awesomeness!
Hmmm…methinks Teh Cheezes gonna have to reelllllee bee on dere toes now furr teh …um…*wisspurrs*… llorts
If u say dere name dey shows up….
or mebbeh dat is sllort
*sy* Must goes bax tew gradin papers. Chow fur nao, mah Cheezfrens!
Do whut I useded to does when I was a grad-a$$: stand at teh toppa teh stares, assign each stare-step a grade, then throw teh papers down the stares. Viola! Ur done gradin’!
LOL! Iffn onlee were dat eezee…
hmmm….ownlee wun problum: itz nawt awl dat fayurr, nao izz it? iff a purrsun did nawt du annefink, butt dey’re paypurr wuz awn teh stayurr fur 100, den dat’z nawt fayurr at awl…beesiedz, den dat purrsun iz gettink teh grayde wiffowt lernink teh materyiyull!
Aktchuallee, ai wuddn’t finkso dat graydink paypurz wud bii dat badd…
is most boring fing eber, especially when u hasta grade 60 papers
an has ur own hw to finish
butt iff yoo haz awl teh answurrz awn anuthurr sheet, adn yoo jusst has tew chekk iff teh answurr iz rite oar nawt….
Dat onlee wurks fur multiplol choyce, assigning partial credit in a fair and consistent manner is time-consuming.
now why didnt i eber fink ob taht wen i wuz a grad-@$$? i teeched myoozik theery for non-myoozik majors an it gotted reely boring seeing if evreewun writed tehr c-majur cords correkly.
Sitee luks liek San Fransisko.
I live in San Francisco and I was gonna say it looks like SF too.. I think it is..
Oh no, there goes Tokyo…
testing
OMG…I love that one, Bluesfan!
testing…part 2
Kitten Vs RC Mouse @ Yahoo! Video
yay, u cahn dew it wif yahoo bideos tew!
Tihs kitteh luuks lyke hour sweetie Cory!
Run for teh hills!
…Oh noes…teh kitteh is nommin teh hills, too!
Goe goe Catzilla!
ity bity city be destoyeded
Oh hai! B-kitteh zilla says: tanks, your offerins please meh, I may spare your wee citeh nao, k thnx bai.
dat be sitty of san fransisko in the picsure!
indeed it is! She can has my roof anytimes for her vooing pleshures.
dat kitteh? iz dontz be-leefs itz. shez too sweets!
Looks like San Francisco! Maybe Potrero Hill?