Lunch Laydee Kitteh iz in ur kafateria prepin ur mysteree meetz…
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What's the Filling?
Juss doan’t ask wat it iz
Duh. Mysterees.
snerk. Yew can ask. Will still be teh mystery.
meefinks teh mystereemeet jus winked at meh…
It just crawlded across teh taybul! Yuck!
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PS dere might be sum kitteh germs/fur in teh cheezburgers. Lunch laydee couldn’t halp herself to sum meet. Mystree meet.
Now THAT’s scary!!! *runs adn hydes unner teh kowch*
Puddin me, mynd if Ai borro tihs fred:
Juss to let yu awl kno, Teh dayt ob teh Sekkund Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet has been chaynjed to:
Mundane Furst Joon, still at Greenwich Park, London.
Meet at the statue of General Wolf (outside the Observatory) at midday. Honestly, you can’t miss it!
Greenwich has many markets, museums, two theatres, what remains of the Cutty Sark (an umpteenth century wooden tea clipper) and is one of the Royal Parks. There are also a disproportionate number of places to eat!
Parking is not so great, actually, but there are good bus, train and Docklands Light Railway connections so please use public transport, if at all possible.
In the current economic climate – and considering the travel costs incurred – can I suggest that if you wish to give gift bags/party favours, they are homemade and the total cost is no more than £5/$10.
Hope to see you there!
Ambercat
travel costs of $10 lets out a trip from Meesheegun You Ess Aieee. Damn.
tew fawr frum yewtah tew, i haz a sad.
Yesh. Meesheegun is close tew Chicago, by datz about it. mmm. Yewtah? Close to…?? Cheezmeet in Canyonlandz Nat’l Prjk? Zion?
yeshyeshyesh! Capitol reef iz mai fav, archus iz gud tew, an bryce
Oooh, oooh. I lurvs teh Bryce but Zion is SEW PURRFECT. And the big mesa, Eyeland inna Sky at Canyonlanz.
O noes! I haz a wurkin on dat dae. Du yu finks peeps mae stil bee arowd laeter?
Yup! tehre’s lots to do, in Green Witch – plenny to hang arownd fur!
So, dey ust ta clip wooden tea, eh?
oh yes, or yu’d get splinters in yur cuppa!
oh noez! iz tiem tew meet teh meatz?
AHHHH!!
Iz tiem fur me 2 go an haz mai meetz – Ai haz pasta an bolognayz sorse fur dinnur! Bai fur naow!
mmm…dat sowndz gud aktchualee..
It wuz gud thxburp!
Hmph….
aktchulolee, ai shud goez adn gitz meh sum gushifudz ob mai own…mai stummikk iz growlink att meh…
Mai father wuz frum a littlol town outside Bologna. An’ he maded teh *best* bolognese sauce… (ooh, dots!) Tnx, Dad, for shring the recipee
doan ebber ax foar teh bolognese sawse in a reel roman restuhrawnt in rome. tehy NAWT liek dat, iz nawt roman.
No, dey dont. But tripe alla Romana? Carciofo alla Giudia? Yum!
hmm. nawt shur bowt teh tripe, but gimme awl teh carciofi u can fynd!
Yummers! I grow mai own in my Meesheegun gardun.
Slop sloppy joe
Lunch Laydee Land!
Mystery meets sprinkloled wif kitteh hairs and wif a side of horked up green veggies. Dis cud be gud fer ar diet. Put yew off yer feed fer a week!
I knoes! Last night I watcheded “Slumdog Millionaire” while I was teh eating dinner. Big mistake, since one of the first scenes is teh autograph-getting one. Pleh! Pleh!
Pleh! I tells u.
whut did Uz fink bout deh movie
I likeded it. I noes there is some controversies over it but I went in wif no expectations and taked it at face value. Other than teh afroementioned scene, it was both fine and dandy. I didn’t even mind teh musical thingy that some peeps seem to be all bunged up over. *shrog*
Lunch Lady
Wun maus oar tu?
ai can has cheezburger insted? plz??
*chaynjiz hat*
cheeboogee-cheeboogee. no fraiz, chipz. no koak, pepsee.
huh? ai hazza confuzzle nao…
*chaynjiz hat*
Ahl see ur confuzzul, adn rayz u a distraktificayshun.
O…….K?????
uhhh……ummm….ai’ll sii yur distraktificayshun, adn rayze yoo a ranDUM!!!
I’ll sea ur distraktificayshun, adn rayse u a chaos!!!
erm…..AP rayzed teh distraktificayshun…..nawt meh…
Oh. *peers ata fred* U r rite! I haz a confuzzlement. Butt *snerk* Now I fink I nooes whut I r dewing.
Otay, ai call. *showz hand*
[Random fillosofikal momint]
An ekserpt frum
Teh Filosfikal Ritingz ob a Kaliko Kitteh
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Lyf feedz awn lyf.
Fur teh kitteh tu lib, teh mausee muss diy.
Fur teh mausee tu lib, teh grassiz muss diy.
Teh grassiz, in feeree, can libz awn teh ayr adn teh skiy, mayking fud frum teh lyt ob teh sun. But eben der, teh energee is liberaytd frum matter dat has bin destroyd in teh nukleeyur fyooshun at itz koar. Teh energee fur lyf cums at a prys, adn it is foar teh sakrifys inbolbd dat we ar fankful fur ebree momint we has in dis whirrld.
ooh…..yoo can haz lawtz ob gud filosofikaliteez…..
*raykz in teh pot*
tsk tsk tsk…yoo shuddn’t bii yoosink pot…..
Jk, jk…ai knoez wut yoo meenz…
I’ll sea ur distraktificayshun, adn rayse u a chaos!!!
Ai’ll see yur chaos, an raise yoo a catasrophee!
Classik SNL ref FTW!!
AP! Hao manee thymes ai has tu tell yu??? Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints!
Well… mebbeh Maus, but none ob teh otters!
Owch! Dat wuzznt me – datz whut teh lunch-laydee sez.
* narrows eyes *
Well, otay den… ai gess ai bleebs yu…
Nao, wii has lawts ob fings tu get reddy fur teh tawk show! Nawt sekkund, whut dayte deed ai sai agen? Fraidai teh sumfing ob sumfing rite?
Aifawt it wuz a Sumday mornink, teh sumfinorubber ob Maybewhutzit.
deed yu at leest ordur teh gnu lethur cowches liek ai asked?
O, were those for ur show? They was delibbered to teh manshun so I hadded them put in teh rumpus room. Mick has alreddy, um, used them, so we no can send them back.
Uff… whut ai is posed tu du nao? innerbiew mai guests awn patio ferneechure?
AP! Tell mii yu has bukked teh guests… * has a worried *
Teh patio furnitures gotted wreckeded last time u had ur meeting of teh Phlonquais (dis)Organizazation, rember?
There is some cardbored boxes in teh londry room that u could use.
ah yesh… taht wus a gud day…
* members happee memories ob scampering arownd in teh garden *
huh? whut? ai canut innerbiew hyooge lebretee guests awn cardbored boxes!!!
adn adn adn whut abowt teh beeg musiclol nummer ai has planned??? ai kneads a green ruum tu!
OMCC so mush tu du! so littlol thyme!
Yeff. Awl teh “gests” has bin taykin daontaon adn properlee bukkd.
Most ob dem has bin releesd, but aifink a kuppul ar bein held fur kweschuning.
Ah gud, hu is eet? No, dun tell me… Is Cher adn Meet, rite?
* slow, sad hedshake * yu can’t taek dose tu aneeware!
Whut deed Misser Obama sai? Kin hii maek eet?
Teh Beeg Giy is teh bizzee, but u can has interbyoo wiff Bubba Obama ob Podunk Ohaideeho. Himz a plummer.
hmm… well, aifinkso wii put him in teh mebbeh pyle.
oh yesh, won ob teh beeg musiclol nummers canut bii heer in purrson so wii wheel has tu set up teh sateelite kwipment… nao, wii has no sateelite kwipment so ai kneads yu tu umm… ‘fynd’ sum frum sumware…
* hands AP keys tu LCBs manshun *
*luuks at keez fur a minnit*
*ponderz*
… ai has teh keez tu teh manshun …
*iyz glayz ober slytlee*
O, BTW, piggeh, we hadded teh lox changeded at teh manshun. Mick had Igor over and somehow all teh lox gotted jammed up wif chewing gums.
I doesn’t has a set of keys for u at teh moment, so just ring teh bell and Mick will be teh “happy” to let u in.
* sits back adn watches wib an egg sighted *
*Goez tu syd door ob manshun*
*Tryz kee in lokk. Wont turn. Wont kum owt, eever*
*Pullz harder, seez gooey chooey gum awl obber it*
*Leebz keez hanging in door.*
*Egzit, stayj left, wiffakwikness*
*hands LCB a shamwow and botlol ov de-infectify spray to get teh rumpus off ov teh couches*
yah…aifinkso dat teh otterz wudd nawt bii beree happee tew bii nommed awn…
Kint beh da lunch laydee! Nawt fat oar uglee enuff. Our lunch laydee’s wud maek u luze yer apetite. LOL
oh my, tehy postified a noo LOL so fast, we hardly had time to party on teh last wun. so heer iz todays burfday party, helded ober frum teh last thred!
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heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehr burfdays dis weekweekweekend! oh my, tehr are so many burfday to cellybrate today!! furst, heer are two frum yesterday: Lizardlips81 and Cyppiee. an now for todays burfdays: Nerdykat, Tribble, Floofycatsmom, ChibiAyane, 3floofiekittehs, ANZology, an glaringkitteh!!! oh my gudness, todays a popyoolar day to get bornded, it seems. an if yor name izn’t heer an it’s yor burfday too, teh party iz for yoo to! (to getting yor name on Offishul But Far Frum Compleet Burfday List, e-mail me at burfdayfairy @ gmail.com, plz to taking owt teh spaces)
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i kno taht teh offishul Star Trek party for tribble iz tomorrow, but i haz bringed a big party for today too!! tehr are four kinds ob caeks: lemmin poppyseed wif orinj glaze, red velvit, buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem, an teh favrit fudjy caek!! along wif choklit, strwarberree, an vanilililila iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, mimosas, an noyzemakers an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top!! also teh tradishunal sunnyday favrit game, trol-hed crokkay!! no, not played wif reel trol-heds, sorry – teh wooden balls are paynted to luking liek trol-heds, an if yoo lissen reel close, yoo kan heer tehm say trolly fings wen yoo wakk tehm!
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an ob corse, goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder rings, inflatable snake swords so yoo kan being a snaek ninja!! kandee, an black-velvit colur-it-yorself godzilla posters wif elebenty-six neon-colured glo-in-teh-dark markers!! an a big swish of the burfday wand to maek all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oh, an we added tribbles to teh goodie bags too. one per bag. hopefully dis will prevent teh bags frum explodifyin frum too many tribbles in tehm.
*pikks owt a krokay mallit adn troll-hedd bawl*
*whakk!* . . . . . .. .. .. .. ….o
*littlol voys* I dont unnerstand! Stop tawking bebbeh-tawk!
*tossiz anotter bawl ontu teh feeld*
*whakk!* . . . . . . . . . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. … … o
*littlol voys* U peepz ar so insensitib! *mumbl* is a seeryus dizeez, nawt tu be laffin!
Juss donut has teh baycun. Or teh ham. Or teh pork. Or teh ribs. Or enneefink waering a beeg hat and showtin “Olay!”
wut, yoo meen liek Jose(wif teh littlol ‘ch over the E’) teh Mexican Jalapeno(wif teh littlol ‘nya over the N’) onna stikk obbar dere?
(ai hopez dat dat maekz sens…)
Si (wif a liddlol aksent fingy ober teh eye)
Hold still, Romeow. U has a littlol acksent thingy over ur eye. I’ll get it.
*wields acksent-thingy swatter*
yah….teh littlol ‘ch’ obbar teh E, adn teh ‘nya’ obbar teh N….too keeyz ai nebburr can faiend awn a keeyboard…izza seecrit knowed ownlee tew teh mexicanz…
LOL!!
Copy and Paste are my ɸŗìéñȡž !!!
uhhh…unlezz yoo did dat awn purrpuze, aifinkso yur copypasta bii borked…
just playin wif teh Character Map.
*best akmedtehdedterrurist voyss*
ai weell keeel u!!!
quik! get anuther haer net, this onez abowt too get eeted!
Lunch: cheezburgers. Dinner: cheezburgers.
With a side order of cheezburgers, and cheezburgers for your vegetable.
dat sowndz absoballootlee nomilishus!
cheezburgers r veggietaybles?! OHHAI!!! I liek veggietaybles now!
Me tew!
Ballanst dye it – a cheezburger in eech hand.
Pleh!!
aifinkso itt wuz ‘adna kookie in yur mouf’….att leest dat sowndz a lawt bettur…
All dese cheeezbrgrz! Ai kin hear mr rtries clogging up. Kwik! Bring deh Roto-rooter
cawling dr tinycat!
take this stupid thing off mah head
or else
~~ singin~~
Luvs tweet dem mousees, dem mousees wat I luv tweet
Ai bitz dey lil heds off
an Nibbuls on dey tiny feetz
~~/singin~~
-Mis Terri Meete
mmmm … mai kinda gurl.
-Mr. E.
Nibbuls on dey tiny feetz??!!!? PLEH! rodenntz ar freinds nawt fuds!
Ai dunno bout Ebil Maus, thou…
B. Kliban ref, FTW!
h t t p://w w w.eatmousies.com/ (take owt spayces)
Kliban ref FTW
she resemble my lunch ladee
Beef Blanket. Yum.
Wat duz “meetz” mins ?
OMG this is my cat =DDDD yaaaaaayyyyyy
…wur goggie go?