I am not an animal.
I am not an animal. I am a cat.
hao can u call me an animal wen i iz civilised?
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Ai is teh soop ear ee ur.
Congrats, GP – Ai had awlmoast gibben up waytin fur teh lol 2 chaynj!
* scamper scamper scamper… LEAP *
Ohai annipuss! Hao yu is??? Ai has nawt seed yu fur a lawng thyme! Ai wus juss scampering bai adn ai saw no commints!
Ai haz bean heer – iz u hoo haz bean missin! Ai aer otay eggsept fur a soar leg dat haz got a pleh infekshun. Haow aer u?
{{{anni}}} ai is teh otay, fankies… RLS has bin bad resuntlee but but but aifinkso ai has hedbatted it intu sumbishun agen!
Whut ai has missed?
Wun oar 2 peepl had bean missin – Africat wuz awn hollydai, P-K had pyooter trubbul an dey aer naow bakk, Cween’s satellite dish iz borked so she can’t plai.
OMCC! Mebbeh wii kin maek cweenmj a gnu dish owt ob whut wii kin fynd in teh Ty Booteek?
Dey muss has sumfing in teh bakk ruum wii kin yoose, aifinkso!
ohai GP,
There is some progress awn teh big sattelite dish project at d’Beaker Labs. There is some conerns about if it will fitting on tawp of teh cween-mobile, but Igor sez nawt to worry.
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good news for cweenmj
Hay! Who useded up all teh duck tape?
And where is that industrial-sized pack of chewing gums I got yesterday? I brang enuff for everybuddy and now it’s all gone. *pouts*
awl yer duck tape is belong to us.
chewing gums too.
yew gots any paper clips?
*checks hand for paper clips*
Go fish!
Got any… KrazyGloo?
yep, that shuld do teh job awright.
Oh noes!!! Ai haz misseded the pinny gig! *powts*
We waz jus havin a lol wifdralol support groop meetin on teh las pic. Meeting iz now adjoorned!
ooo wus dere kawfee adn cookies adn littlol name tags?
Yiss, it’s gud to be bakk 2 nermul! (Waal, wat passis fur dat heer!)
…hmmmm, otai, yew strat teh campfyre, adn Aisle getz teh marshymellos adn teh chonklit barz
Kewl!!!
singin wif a moufful ob smorz iz a wii bit trikky.. oar iz dat stikky?
*splutter*
exkweeze mii! Ai fink teh answurr is boff!
cahn ai sit rownd teh campfyre tew? ai brot teh grammy crakkers!
an bleev u meh, it wuz tuff tew wrassle tehm crakkers awai frum hurr!
…knot tu menshun verii, verii Qte.
Conga rats, Guinness. How shood we sillybrate?
ooo fankies Missah!
Wii shud sillybrayte wib Guinness ob corse! Oh, adn cheezburgers… yesh yesh! Extry picklols awn myne plzthx
Ai hadda goe tu da V-E-T an getz sum medsin foer Mikey an dey hadda sign da asyd gibbing 1 peace ob cheez tu da kitteh iz lik eetin free cheezburgers, anna hot gog is like free cheezburgers for da goggies.
Dey nawt berri smart, ebri bodee noez goggiez doen eat cheezburgers.
An that’s diffrunt!
Aye iz ah live, adn yew iz gonna bii ded, iffin yew doan get mii outta dis baux…
Der were no live animalols in dis box when ai gotz here, ai swares!
snerk
Lets keep taht strait, pally. Goggies iz animuls, hoomans iz animuls, kittehs iz supreme lyfe form uv awl erff.
sneek… sneek… sneek… POWNCE! {{{{{BF}}}}} *scampurrs awai wiv a kwikness* Ninja Hugz!
floofytippytoe….floofytippytoe…..TAKKLETUMBLEBATBATBAT! {{{{AC}}}} *pranses awf gigglolin*
An wut’z wif teh plurul? Deyr b onlee wun uv I. Kan’t u rite?
Schroedinger’s Cat survives another round of experiments…
Iz tru, onli, frum teh luuk onna hymn fais, Schroedinger mite wanna kornsitter ah gnu carear flippin cheeburgurz reel kwik…..
I figyoorz Schroedinger muzt alredee b pritee gud burgr kook. Dat’z hao he getz sew mehnee lolunteerz fr stoppy bawkz x-peramintz.
Taht’s brillyunt, LOLDemon! (Ai alwais wunder hao teh thot xspearmints gets tehr lolunteerz…)
Dat dus eet! Aim agonna reporrt dat @!#$%*& Shrodinger an his kwantum *&^%$#@ tuu teh SPCA!!!
oooh, Aye wood lub tu C teh ruff draft ob dat lettur!!! Adn teh video ob teh SPCA purrson reedin it.
i am big grumpy kitteh
Yoo too, huh?
I do not like being in a box
I will prove it, you great big ox
Not even green eggs and ham
Will improve my mood…you better scram!
Floofy paws aplaws!!! Yay! Berry poeticalol! Encore, encore!
No! We neber gonna kwit
Aint nuffin rong wif it
Jes aktin lyk weer animlols…
This caption is, I think, the best composition I have read in more than a week. It says so much about so much.
Hi:
Such a cool cat. It makes me want to bet one for my cat. My cat Basil Skiba has a profile on facebook check it out if you wish. I will be adding a photo gallery of pictures of him. There are only a couple there!!
Have a great day!!
Susan
I am on weekend mode today!! Please forgive the typos!! Oops!!
Susan
Kitteh reminds me of an online article I read about genetic similarities between humans and apes to which a reader angrily responded that humans aren’t primates…