MEEPMEEP!
MEEPMEEP! Quik, call Acme! I needz six toylet plungers, a stik of TNT, and a katapult!
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Ur roadrunner connecshun about to be disrupted.
Maybe kitteh nawt need TNT, needs AT&T???
Or maebe da TBS. Maebe da wrassolin oen?
ye gods, I first saw wrasslin’ oil…
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*sigh*
I need help, professional help.
well, crud. off to the spotlights I go.
later peeps
wut show yoo wurking on, shd?
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last weekend my boi’z junyur hi orkestra wuz invited to play owtside teh gates, wile peeples wuz wayting for teh gates to open, ob a big consurt festibal taht teh lokal alt-rokk stayshun puts on (teh hedliner wuz Korn, we not goed to see it) anyway, wile teh kids wuz rehersing an takinga braek an stuffs, we walkked arownd to see wher tehy wuz setting up teh stayj. it wuz reely hyooj an reelly kool!!
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teh playing wuz to rayze awareniss an publik support ob myoozik in teh skools. teh orkistra playd Metallica songs taht teh teechur arranjed for tehm.
tonight was “Unwigged and Unplugged”. It was the guys from Spinal Tap. Pretty good show.
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unfortunately, I re-injured an almost healed wrist.
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dammit.
ooh, that sownds liek a pretty gud show!
sorry abowt teh wrist, hope it gets better soon, an stays better.
i liked taht moovie. speshully teh minyature stonehenge.
Ore ATM?
“etiene will helps yoo!”
LOL my kitty’s need att rather than the tnt, otherwise they would blow up the dogs
Dis may be teh time to switch service providers.
Yesh, yesh, swich tu teh sebise I probyde. Ownly one billyun dollars! (Stiks pinky in side ob mouf)
Kun-rat-flu-pashuns, Cattails, on yur nawt sekkund! Dis iz mai nawt sekkund tiem selebratin a nawt sekkund. But Ai fink Ai no wat ta do. We haz moozak an snaks nao, rite?
Dat be rite. An dansdansdansing!
Ahh, yez, Ai furgot taht part.
Su, waht dans an song an snaks we haz? Fur dis lol, Ai would sujest sumfing ta do wif roedrunerz or cayoteez.
*Noms onna snack* Are yoo new heer EK? Ai habbent seen yoo around. Iffen so, welcum! Iffen nawt, ohai!
Not nesessarilee. Ai jus dun post vereh much. Ai’ve ben heer a whiel.
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An @Cattails:
Yur vereh welcum.
An…OMAHGASHBROWNIENOMNOMNOMNOM!!
Do yoo hab ICHC profile?
Yez, an Ai haz maed lotses of lolz. But noen haz been posteded…o well, yoo cant pleez ‘em all.
Nawt LOLs, a profile. Clikkee on mi bloo naym to go to myne.
Ai sed yez. Lol. Ai jus menshund teh lolz.
Fanks, Elfking. I ran off for sum IRL noms. Now my tunny iz full. But teh desserts in cheezland nawt be too filling…so how about a big choklot brownie wif kahlua topping? Mmmm plenny fer evryone.
*Nomnomnom* Fankee, Cattails!
ai’ll hab a hawt choklit wif kahlua innit!
Eggslent choice jk2k. Here u go, wif a lil whipping creme on top.
Mmmm, wippy creems…… oooh, dots!
Ai dun liek wip creem. Iz jus seem sorta flavr…flaverle…iz not haz much tasty, IMO.
Yoo do lyke choccolate, ryte? RYTE?? Ebberyone lykes choccolate.
Ai lubs choklit. BUT, Ai did 1nce met a persun on teh Interwebz hoo didon lyke choklit. Weeeeeerd….
Weeeerd times elebenty!
kahlua?
Iz coffee-based liqueur. Yummy wif cholat.
You nawt hurtz mai friend!!!
Fud nawt frend!
“and a anvil” can’t forget the anvil.
Mus awlwaies hab an anvil, mebbe eben a spayre one tew!!
yah…defineelee a gud eyedeeya, eggspeshulolee afturr teh nawt-secund wun skwishez yoo…
No kitteh, don’t do it! I’ve scene dis bfore. It aways endz badly…
“rode runner teh koyotes after yoo,
rode runner, if he katches yoo yoor frough!”
yep, gotz tew hab teh anvil!
*Gibs jk2kitteh a anvil* Heer yoo go!
good thing, I doan wanna touch it. I have a reputation for being able to break one with a rubber hammer.
taht takes talint!
fankyew ETP! dis iz a berree nyce anvil!
*gitz akksidenlolee skwishededed bai teh anvil*
owch….a littlol halp heer plz?
Sillee kitteh!
Yoo r nawt coyote!
And Tweety Pie iz in teh next studio ovr.
aye taut ii saw a puddin-cat!
Huh? Didz iz here sumwun cawl fur meh?
O hai, PootyTat,
eye faugt eye saw ewe
*Waves floofypaw*
Howdy!
A kitteh maed o’ puddin? Oooo, a nurmal persun wood sai “WANT!” but Ai iz stranj an I dun liek puddin….
how ’bout parrfay?
Parrwaht?
An, in ICHC, woodn taht be purrfay?
O yeah, dat’s whut ii mint!
i seed it hear, but ii knot nose ware it cumes frum, how it started.
That line is from “Shrek” – the whole “ogres are like onions” story-arc. Donkey says “how about parfait? Parfait has layers. Everybody loves parfait. You ever hear anyone say ‘No, I don’t like me no parfait.’”
mmm… parfays….
Yoo nawt dat stange, ElfKing. Probbaly lottza peeps no lyik pudding.
Iz stranj fur otter reesuns as wel, tho.
An tohs reesuns haz nufing ta do wif teh semi-aquatik mamel, otters….
O! ii wuz wunndering if Goethe rited yoo, Elfking…or is dat yore cussin, teh Erlkonig whut he rited?
Er, Ai dun kwite unerstan teh kweschun. I can haz mor simpl, kthnx?
well, Goethe wrote a pome cauld “Erlkoenig”, or “Erlking”
iz a berry interesting pome.
“Erl” meens “elf” but is onlee used in dis pome–not in German in general.
Is Cool!
Wow! Iz a biig coinsidance. Ai haz nevur herd of tihs poem befur. Ai jus maed it up, cuz Ai’m a biig fanasy nurd. Altho, in teh storees Ai reed, ther rarely bez an elf king. Alwaiz a elf kween.
Hav yoo ever played the legend of zelda vidio gaymz? Lotza elves!
(Hylians, rly, but they hav poiny eerz) *points to self* Big zelda nerd heer!
Haz nevur plaid taht game. Iz herd of it tho. But tehse fairies it haz…tehy sund mor liek wingeded willow-teh-wisps.
Glad 2 B ob serbiss, EK!
gee, and i fote my Cherman lit degree wuz pritty useless.
Goethe rote 11-D billyon pomes, and this is among teh most faymus.
eyed tell yoo about it, butt eye goez 2 bed now, (awl dis finking is mayking mii tyred).
Yoo can wikki it under “Erlking”, if yoo is interested. Kinda a spooky tail.
Cool co-inkydink!
Nitey-nite awl!
…Iz spookeh? Hmm…mebeh Ai reed in mornin, wehn sun is heer ta maek meh feel mor safe.
An alzo: Fanks.
Uh o, Ai haz made too long ov postses. Nao cannot reply.
Iz not liekin wehn taht hapenz.
how ’bout tappyolka?
pleh!
Ai ‘gree wif yoo, kitkay. PLEH!
sai wut? puddink? MMMMmmm!! ai can has sum plz plz plz?
Roadrunner rules!
EPIC WIN!!!!
Dat bii a bad idear kitteh!
git a werkin pairoshoot, an mebbe dere iz hopes.
that is where the anvil is hidden.
an teh bocks uv tnt. wer’d taht plunjur goe?
ii dunno, ax goe the plunjur (skratch dat), plummer
A wurkin parashooz? Wat kitteh need a parashooz fur?
Yore rite. Ownli too plungers aer needed tu turn kitteh into Dalek Kitteh.
wile e. kitteh habs dinnur awn his mynd
Soon to hab anvil ON hims mind.
@@@@@@@@@@@ LOL!
iz gonna leev a mark, aifinkso
dis myte B Noo Mecksiko, aifinkso…
“stoopy cat, ii B’s teh stayt burd”
Wii naugt habbs menny RodeRunners in Okay-Homay, but ii offen heer teh coyotes yelping in teh feeld behind Haus. Dey hides in teh wild Blackberry bushes at daythyme, ii heer.
is mcgyver kitteh!
in dat kase, hymns onlee kneads a SwissArmee nife and a roll ob ducky-tayp!
an a paypur clip, doan foargit teh paypur clip!
Iffs u habbn’t got a papah clip,
a hairpin will do.
Iffs u habbn’t got a hairpin,
den Gawd Bless U.
Peez put a papah clip in teh ole womans hat.
to FluffyB, Krelm und odder cheezpeepz:
werd press ated my linkee to my amazon reebews, dat’s Y U knot C tehm.
mayB layter win ii “tern boo”, I will put a linkee 2 it on my “dashbored”.
*sigh*
waet…duzzn’t ACME stuffz awlwez fayul?
it duznt faile, it just asplodes at the moste hyoomeruss time.
Where is Kel Mitchell kitteh to should out “aw, here it goes!” in frustration?
we gets teh roderunnerz in owr frunt yard sumtimes. i’v even seed tehm up on teh bakk wall. tehys too fast for teh kittehs.
kool!
*totallee awf tawpick- but ime just drawppin bai to sey hi*
i gradyooated wif mai BS in elementery ed (ore as i prefur: i kan nao offishullee BS in psycho-social engineering).
an mai anklol is feline much better- so thankiees to awl uv yuu whu gawt me this far and whu sent wishes and schmoos and advises and excetera.
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*and nao bak to yore acme powered lols*
ohai kitsunerina!! comcatchoolayshuns on teh grajumayshun!! lol, psycho-social enjineering, taht’s a gud wun
an glad yor anklol iz better 
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dis iz such a gud playse to getting teh kind wurds an gud wishes an support!!
Ai awlwaiz jush tole peepz taht Ai torschered smawl chirren 4 munies. Cormgratumalashuns, U R gonna haz sew mushes funz!
LOL the list of stuff he needs. toilet plungers? XD
… we need TNT, katapult and MOAR Cheezburger !!!
He nawt kaiotee, but mite b roadrunnr:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4004594
Where’s dat Yosimmity Sam when u need him?
Nawt tu b buddin in, butt (!) u meen Wile. E. Coyote, maibee?
Oeh! Teh new ACME series, feechurin Roadrunner adn Wile E. Kitteh!
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*sniff sniff*
Wah!!! Ai kinna faverit teh lol!
*sniff sniff*
Nawt hapi!!!
we can has faberit buttnon? plz? halp?
He nawt teh kaiotee, but may b teh roadrunnr!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4004594
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42? Mt. McKinley?
Don’t be so testy – this is a happy place for happycats!
It’s just me, Teh Cheez.
Plz to return to ur normally scheduled commentings.
Ohai Cheezburger! Ware iz teh 12 am lol?
Izza beli gud kweschun, annipuss. Ai wud laik tu noes dat tu, pleez!
*taeks awt binoqlirs*
*hazza luk rownd wif dem*
Ai doan c et aniiware!!
*grumblol grumblol*
Ohai anni and FluffyB. Glad I fownded you here. Purrhaps we should have some coffee and cookies wile wii wait?
Ohai Q! Hao r u onna dis lurvlee Sunnydai? Teh kawfee adn cookees sowns laik a grate eyedejah! Kin ai hab a skinny cuppachino wif sum shortbred cookees, pleez?!
Comin’ rite up!
Kweschun, pleez. Q, do u habba profyl on ICHC?
Nope. No blooness naym. No profyl. Nevurr thot I’d stick arawnd this lawng so nevurr figurred it awt. And wot to due for an abatarr?
Dis iz a great pictr!!!!!!!!
*nurvislee luks rownd darkened ruum*
Hello!
*hello… hello…… trailz awf*
Aniiwun heer?!
*aniiwun heer… aniiwun heer…… trails awf*
Ai’m awl alone…
*awl alone… alone…… trails awf sadly*
Ai’m bakk! had 2 go owt an den it wuz tiem fur lunsh. Ai hoeped dat dere wud be a nyoo lol bai naow…..
HALP! Ai haz wivdrorul simptumz! Ware iz teh nyoo lol an ware iz ebbriwun??????
Ohai annipuss! I’ll wait wif yu. Gud afternoon to yu, eye iz jus wakin up here. Have sum coffee an a muffin?
Otay, Aisle weight rite hear, tew. Juss gotz back frum ah mini-cheez-meet wif Jamama, atz Newark Airport. Her b inda air agin, heddin tew Aruba… adn Aye haz a geluss (iz chilly & damp in NJ todai)
(Wiv apolologies tu teh BeacheeBoyz…)
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Jamaica
Off the florida keys
Theres a place called kokomo
Thats where you wanna go to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo
To martinique, that monserrat mystique
Well put out to sea
And well perfect our chemistry
By and by well defy a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
*Cattails checks bak* Nope, no LOL yetz. LOL wivdrorul iz pretty serious bisnuss…prehapz we shud start a support groop.
Itz kwiet,… tuu kwiet…
shhhh, bii beri, beri, kwiet… I iz huntin’ wascallii wabbittz
We’re gonna need a lot moar coffee, aifinkso!
Hark!!
Dey iz juss ‘roun teh kornur, onda nex LOL
Wii cud hoald hans an sing kumbaya! … oar sumfin…
Hoorai! Teh nyoo lol haz arribed!
ai was awlwais verree impressed by kaiohtee’s injinooitees
wile E CatOte.. kewt!
Why no favorite button for this LOL!
Sorry, MacGyver only packs /one/ toilet plunger. You’ll have to go to the store.
Dunno eef ednybuddy cayres, but rhoadrunnerz reelly DO say ‘Beep Beep’. We havz a verry beeg won hoo liekz ower back yarrd and teezez Schrodinger, my REEL lolcat. Poor Schrodinger hurlz her perfekt self att teh windo tryz to getz to rhoadrunner sayz BeepBeep. Teh Rhodrunnerz is beegger than poor schrodinger and she’s fully growed up awlreddy!
Teh coyotey cumez to teh yard too, luuking four rhoadrunnerz but thayZ alreddy goane. Hee hee Wile E!
he need kittehpult!!
u furrgot ze anvill
Favourite button plz?
why i not can has favorite??
that’s exactly waht we need. who evr creatd tis, r u liseng?