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Bob drove home slowly, deep in thought; he’d made up his mind… …but how to tell Berniece he wasn’t going through with the neutering…?
i iz afraid of teh changez afterwards.
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Lawl! Congaratz annipuss!
Pardon mii az ai buttz (hehehehe) in wif mah gud news!
Ai is sewn tew beh a lysenzd teechifier ub mafs, an ai haz a jawb fur da rest ub da year!
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/01/funny-pictures-mi-favret-show/#comment-664459
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Heer beh ware ai maded mah rijinal nownsment…
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Pls tew halp yrsalfs tew awl da cheezburgers yew wish tew nom, and beberajez ub yr choice! Halp meh sillibrate mah gud news (as well as anni’s nawt sekkond!)
kongratjoolayshuhns!!!
aldow, why *enneebuddy* wood want tew spend moar tyme wiff mafs den dey HAS tew, b sumfin ai kannot unnerstan.
*lol*
*giglols*
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Ai is a truulee six indibidual. Ai *gasp* lyks mafs! An, ai makes it fun…
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Aneebuddee wanna see mah online portfolio can biew eet at ht tp : wif tew / leemerrick dot efoliomn2 dot com
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Ai eben has sum lessons on dere, showin how ai makes eet fun.
Thx, Ai haz bookmarked it an wull purrooze at mai leshoor!
wud lub tew heer whatchu finx, anni!
Ai thort u wuz wun uv mai frenz, but `parentlee nawt Ai wull ask 2 be reinstatid so Ai can let u noe wat Ai fink!
Lossa congrats, BDM, dass berry gud nyooz!
Fangs anni! ai beh the sillibratin awl day!!!
Many conga rats tu yu BDM! Teh wrrld needz moar teechurs! Itz truuu!!! (gess wut ai du fur a libbin?
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*paonce*
Hi AC!!! Havvent seen u for a long while!!!
Ai hadda worried butt (!!!) Anni sayd u were on hollie days
We *borroed* the swooning couch whyle u were away – just tu luk at it in de light mind you – oh – and the oriental carpits an exotic purrr mews tu!!!
hope u doant mynd!!!
*reeturns teh pownce* Ohai Nennepuss!!! Itz gud tu bee bak! An ai dont maind attal! Teh swoonin cowch an alla orientall type goodies r fur teh use ov all teh byootimuss ladies ov Cheezland.
polka danser??
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Yesh, is truu, us teechifiers, wii fink lernifyin beh impor taint!
OHHAI!!! Tihs r WONNERMOUS nooes!!!! I haz teh BEEG happy tayle fur u! U wyll bee teh wonnermouse teecher! *dansdansdansdansdans* Ur stewdents r beri blessed tew hab u.
Fangs, POC! Mai stew dents were (jenerally) berry egg sited dat ai beh dere teechifier, radder dan a sub hoo nawt noes dem.
Congaratzzzziisss anni haw iz u celebrates???
maybes sum chezzi crackers???
Thx, It’s tiem fur affernoon tee an biskitts heer. Plz 2 joyn me?
yumms yesh yesh plz…mee lubes tee and biskitts…dus y haz custard-y-creemz??
*tiggles skuttles off in sum cupbored….rumage rumage rumage…fling fling fling…rumage rumage rumage…AHAAAAAA…tiggles runs ober to anni*
ME has found the bestest cheezcakes in teh hoolllleeeeee intera worlb…its sticky chocolares fudgikins brownies specials cheezcakes…you likes sum wid ur tees ????
Dat sownds berry taystee an nyootrishus!
OHHAI! It sownds sew yummy nommy yummy! Um, kud I hab a peace tew? I r offering sum cawfee adn tea to go wif it…
yyy ob courses fur horses u canz
*slices POC a huge slice of teh berry berry specials cheezcakes*
wud u likes a cappicinoooooo or bochchocmoch??i haz specials cawfee sheens todais???
I jes liek teh ordinary cawfee at Time Horton’s. I r addikted tew tehm! I fink tehy haz teh bestest cawfee in Canada. It goes jes rite wif teh sweets. Butt what kindz ob speshul cawfees dew you gotz?
I haz gots all teh cawfees ebber ebber mades my pers fav is teh one i makes out of lubes of kittens ans pixie dust wib sum granules grown teh enshanted furrest in teh mibbles of greenwitch (where teh cheez meets iz he he…nice reference hey hey lols to self)…wif fhree marshypillows and tailwipped creem wif choci sprinkles…u likes to tries????
OHHAI!!!! Taht sownds luberly!! Yesh, I wud liek sum ob taht, pleese! Fannkee!
Butt duzzen luk lyke Bob iz smylin’
O shure Bob, jus leev teh responsibilitee up tew teh ‘lil woman’
Tippikal Man attitood.
Care Troll Bait!
Ohai, Maus. I fotted ov yu las week wen ai wuz on croozship. Yummifuds, sum classics, sum nawt.
What was the best thing you had?
Whut is rong wif u peeples? Why u let ur kitteh drive wifout waring hims seetbelt? That’s like shooting a loaded skwirtgun into a crowd of peeps waring clothes maded from cotton candy. Which is bad for ur teef, BTW.
adn not so gud for da eyes 0 da peeps waching. oh, da huge manateez…
See? U should have thinked of that before u gived teh car keys to teh kitteh. It’s all fun and games until someone uses an eye to see teh nakey peeps.
*puts on care troll mask*
Are you people insane?? Letting your cat take the car to work! Does that cat have a valid license? His paws aren’t even at ten and two! His blinker has been on for the last two miles! What were you thinking??!!
*care troll mask off* Pleh!!
Hims berry kyoot, tho – lidlol rinkel in hims forehed tryin to fink…
Ironicamally, Bob was so deep in thought that he didnot see teh lite turn red. No one was seriously injured in teh resulting crash, but Bob did end up losing his naughty bits anyway.
Oh, teh dramamamtic ironny! Oh, teh Hyooj Manatee! Oh, ai has to laff till ai hurtz!
Ai jess shoed mi huzbykat da pic and ur commint an himz chukkolld, which in hooman means him ROFLHAO
I hope he didnot hurt hisself!
Hmmm, eet mite hurt ifn dey haz tu reeplaice teh part dat felled orf frum all teh laffin.
I LOL’d so loud I think my neighbors heard! HAHAHAAAA!!!
Zigakly!!! Aim at wurk an itz ‘mbareassin tu lol wen aim alown in teh orfice!
Ohai {{{AfriCat}}} welkom bak tew cheezland!
Wuddent it bee moar mbareassin iffen tehre wuz a crowd uv peeps in teh orifice wen u loled?
sumtymes wen ai iz atteh lawndrymat an reedin meh sum Terry Pratchett wile waitin, ai sit tehre an snurt an giggle, cahnt hep it but ai git teh straingest luuks frum teh uvver peeps
Waaal dats unnerstandiblol, iffn yu nawt laff at Terry Pratchett yu mus bee berry saaaaad oar sumfin! Hav yu red teh Amazin Maurice an His Educated Rodints? Nao dat Maurice, hez a KITTEH!
I haz nawt. Witch buuk r he in? I hab nawt bean reading Terry Pratchet fur a lawng tyme sew I r sadly owt ob dayte. *blush*
Teh buk is callded “The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents”. It wun teh Carnegie Medal in 2001. Itz s’posed tu bee aimed at teh y”yungur reeders” butt (!) ai still enjoyed eet!
*riting down teh tytle cayrefully* I wyll ask fur it at mai librarary cuz Terry Pratchett r teh bestest adn crazeeiest! I laffed sew lowd whin I readed Soul Music!
Yesh, it iz a gud wun! Ai haz red awl teh Discworld buuks, tehy r sew ful uv win an awsum! Ai luv tehm awl butt mai fav is Reaper Man. Noe wate, Hogfather….er maibee Wyrd Sisters…..Witches Abroad…….noe, noe, definitlee Reaper Man!
Iz sew hard tew deside!!
Ohai BF! Fankee fur teh welkom! Hmmmm, yu may bee rite, eivur way wud bee teh mbareassin ai fink.
{{{Bluesfan473}}}
His Maffs an Inglish skills wer fyn; wy shud he has a nutor? Berneece wus awlwais sayin he’s teh dummy!
Berneece r such a nag!! I gits a mad frum her coz her r putting Bob douwn! Sheesh! Doan her appreshe-ate a gud man whin her gotz one?!
Berneece wants to has Bob put doun?
Ohno!
Her beri meen adn nawt unnerstanding taht a man’s gotta dew whut a man’s gotta dew (apologies to J. Wayne…)
POC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs in and taklols POC, den gibs her hedbonks* haow yu BEN??? didja hab a gud tyme wif KB and Sean? huh, didjadidjadidja???!!
haow iz KD – him’s bakk in horspital agin? {{{{POC & KD}}}}
duh, ai meened PK nawt KB!!!!!
*Giggle* Mai brayns got SPLORTED awl ober PK’s howse!! I had no brayns ina brayne cabity atawlatawl!! Awl I kud say wuz, “SSKKWWEEEE!!” adn “Ohhai! Dots…! More dots……!” LOL! Eva r teh kwutest origng kitteh! She hab a BEEG fierce!! She stand sydeways adn rayse her bakk wif her tayle up str8str8stra8! Adn tehn her POUNCE!! Hahahahaha! Her r such a lubing kitteh, patpatpat PK’s fayce and tehn her tri tew nom PK’s nose ore her ear. I hab teh bestest tyme! Butt is taeking tyme tew recober frum teh oberload ob kwuteness!!!! KD r dewing betteh todai. I gotz teh BEEG shokk yeserdai whin I gitz teher. Teh nursey sez, “Ohhai! He r dewing muchie betteh now. We taeked teh toobe owt adn he r breeving gud now.” I sez, “TOOB?!!! NOBUDDY tellz me he hadz tew hab a TOOBe to breeve froo!!!!” She sez, “Oh. Sawry. He dyd. Adn it r owt now.”
oooo – lukkee yu!!! wii kannawt WAYT tew meet PK and Sean (and DK and Leeza and ne otter cheezpeeps wut b goin tew teh VLC cheezmeet – inklooding YU, POC?????) and wii most deafineetlee kannawt wayt tew see Eva teh Diva!! ai haz a happytayl dat yu hadda gud tyme, and dat KD iz gedding bedder agin! Schmoos tew yu and KD!!!
I kin NAWT WAYT!! to go to teh Cheezmeet!!! It wyll bee full ob win adn awesume!!! It kinnawt halp butt bee cuz ob teh Cheezpeeps! Schmoos tew u adn Plasticat!
Bob iz an eggsellent driver.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@elebenty!!!!
DUNWANNABEFIX’D
And turn in tomorrow for more of the ongoing saga of Bob, Bernice, and Bob’s balls…..
Unbeknownst to Bob, Berniece, with her considerable understanding of the male psyche, had already made an appointment for herself at the local SPCA. After all, that Maine coon down the street provided the affection she craved, and didn’t spend hours commuting…
hahahahahahahaha – dat’s funneee!!!
Easy: “Berniece. I’m NOT going through with the neutering, and that’s final.”
“Fine, Bob. You’ve said ur piece. Now get into teh carrier. Teh V-E-T’s waiting.”
…In fact teh vet r hear now. Oh? U dyd nawt no? Yesh, Bob. Dr. Tinycat maeked teh howse cawls…
O.o
it should be cut off after the first line thatd b funny.. just like.. he’s driving home .. he’d already made up his mind… the end haha
ikr!
Oh hey! Its the ‘tripl cheezburger’ ‘Oh man is she writin a check?’ pics.
Pretty popular cat.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-three-cats-tower.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cats-store-line-check.jpg
Ai haz a cornfuzed… mah post sharin mah gud news wif Cheezfrens abowt mah teechifying lisinz and jawb is “wayting tew beh moderated”, but bof dis LOL, and da resultin freds are way “racyr” dan enefing in mah post…
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Ai haz sent an emayo tew da great and powerful Tofu axin, but does anewun sea dat ai did eneefing rong?
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Halp??
Ai doan’t fink dere iz ennifing rong wiv ur messij – Ai had a purrfeklee gud messij rifyoozed teh uvver dai. Teh wais uv WP aer biyond hoomin unnerstandin!
Juss had anuvver lukk at ur messij – teh reezun wuz prollee bicoz dere wuz a linkie in it. Dat alwaiz maeks WP nerbus!
Sumtymes I wysh WP wud go sook its hed ina ice water! Sensoring gud nooes! *pleh*
Aifink dey haz 2 chekk linkiez 2 maek shore dat peepl duzn’t sneek “adult” stuff in – iz `noyin, but shoze dat dey lukk affer us!
truu… an ai just wantin tew share wifoot bean tew redundant, or sayin zakly saem fink agin.
(Department of Redundancy Department) 
Department of Redundancy Department b located onna second floor and also onna floor tween one and free.
Un-b-nownst to Bob, his belubbed Bernice, waz formerly known az Lorena Bobbit.
ftw!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
The next day Bob drove to Home Depot to buy supplies for another bedroom, having been 86ed by Bernice ’till he changed his mind.
Who the hell keeps making lolcats that sound like they came from Gary Larson’s The Far Side??
I can’t believe this whole thread contains not a single Toonces reference.
LOL…but people who are responsible enough to put collars and tags on their cats usually are responsible enough to neuter them too, even if the kitteh says no.