
I had a happy, but I sqwershed it
purrhaps u needz a happeh recharge.
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I had a happy, but I sqwershed it
purrhaps u needz a happeh recharge.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: eyedoc
Nebber myned kitteh, u can hab a nyoo wun
Here you can have mine. *give*
cormcathsulashuns annipuss
us onna tawp ob da tawppeeps
is u awlreddy awf fer lunch oar does u habs tiem fur a kwik dans adn martonie?
Lunsh iz 90 minnits awai! Ai’d lub a martoonie, but can’t dans – got a soar leg!
put da leg on teh commfy, kitteh won’t mind…much.
Ai’m spozed 2 keap it elebatid, but dat iz nawt eezzee sittin at teh pyooter desk!
ai ulwis habs mai feet on mai pyooter ^^
Oh, deer! Duz this meen you can’t go for your daily walks? Hoap it gets bettur soon
Yep, Ai can go owt fer walks, but haz 2 rest it in bitween tiemz.
now i haz a commfy
nuffink beddur den a comfy hawpee
my prefered kyn ob happi!!
Nao is a “Slytly puzzld” – but kitteh-shaypd!
*sounds ob kriketts*
is awlwais kwyut awn a weeeekweeeekweeeekend – tihs LOL speshully so. Moestly juss teh Yorpeans, MuggleMary awn nytshift an teh Merkin insomnyaks arownd. Nawt eben MM todai…
*tumbLOLweed*
ohai, heer ai is
had tew wach Eastenders, it wuz Jamie Mitchell’s funeral, ai cries an cries.
conga rats tew anni an krelm
ai dus a liddel dansee dansee fur yoo toos an has a maginaree martoonee
dans dans dans
sip sip sip
happee caterdai, ebbreewun!
Wow, yu’r mennee yeers behynd us in Deadenders!
oh, yes. ai nos. ai jus happee we gets it at all heer in minneesnowta.
sumtimes ai cheets an looks at bbc website. is berree funnee, to see hoo marreeed to hoo nao, an hoos kids are nao all growed up an in storeeline!
oh, an iz aftehnuun heer in teh souf aysha. dis be teh tiem wen ai berry wied awaek!
but hazta run tu werk (ai werkz eebenins
)
N E cheezfrens kann bote 4 mii wood be nyse), just onlee bote on WON item, (stoopy amazon)
*hazza curijus*
Wat vote on amazon?
yah… wut bote???
Stoopy WP! Wuz s’post tu b a reply tu kitkay’s commint.
*grumblol grumblol*
?!?!?!?! Wat teh……?!?!?!?!
Mai reply tu mai reply didn’t eben go ware et wuz s’post tu!!!
Wat’s goin awn?!?!?!?!?!
*lotsa kwestjun adn eksklamashum marks tu emfasize upsettidness*
clenzing breth…in…out… WP doin it to eberywun…
DETH TO WURDPREZ111
*deep breth in… deep breth awt…*
*deep breth in… deep breth awt…*
*deep breth in… deep breth awt…*
…
Nawt wurkin.
*count tu hunred*
*gets confusid, starts ovvur*
*count tu hunred…agin*
…
Nawt wurkin eewur!
*leevs ruum tu go lukin fur bottlol ob calming pills oar bottlol ob wine… wichevvur cums nawt sekkund*
i gess weird press ated my linkee to my amazon reebues
*sigh*
*an hejjyhogies russelin in de shrubbery*
Ai wentid awai 2 reed mai emeows! Bakk naow. Mornin awl!
Yu has a shrubububbery? Nao tehre’s posh!
aktually jos ole raggedy bush… but(!) ican dreem kant i?
“bring mii a shrubbobry!”
“nao yoo must cut daon teh hiiest twee in teh forist wif
a herring!”
*brandishes herring an runsawaywifakwikness*
heehee
i is merican ,by parents choice, but TTIish by birth ( papcastle ) but i know nuthin, came here men i wuz 10 munths owlde. ben back wunst for just 5 days in Lunnin an that was almost 40 yrs ago *yeesh*
Yu muss be dyoo anodder visit tehn!
iz in teh wurx, but (!) stoopy RL keep gettin in teh way… *spoot*
tehy is russelin or rasselin?
he sed hiz naym wuz russel, but hoo nose whut lurx inda shrubbery?
*peeks owt ob shrubbery wif a dobby like stare*
“(sh) it happenz…”
SuMbuddy’s gonna git it—”fink Mc Fly…”
Isn’t that the new Sugarland song? I think the title is “it happens”, but she always goes shhh before she sings the line!
maybe, but ii wuz finking ob a seen in Forest Gump ware he is running akross teh nayshun and his berd is long and peoople R following hiand it’s muddy, and…
Heppy Day aftur Wurkers Day tu eberry buddy!!!
Ohai AC! Fankee, fur u tu!
Ohai AfriCat – we haz missed u dis week!
Ohai FluffyB an Anni, Itz naice tu bee bak, nawt at teh wurk so mush, butt (hee) definelee in Cheezland!
BTW, Anni, datz an adorabobble bonnet yur wearin!
Aifink it iz tiem u cleered ur cache! Ai hasn’t been warin teh bonnit fur ober a week naow!
i nebber did!!!
die WP, die this comment sposed to be unner Q’s
*hazza pondir*
A bonnit?!?!
*taeks awt magnif… magnefay… glass dat maeks fings biggur*
Oh, et izza bonnit! Wudn’t u noes et, ai awais fot et wuz a funky blue ‘n yellow ray-fingy enshrouding anni’s hed.
*hazza embarrased*
Ohai, AC.
Has a puzzloled luuk on fayce. I don’t see anni’s bonnet.
Ai had it fur Eestur, it taeked a lawng tiem 2 remoob it – naow u wud ownlee se it iffn u hazn’t cleered persunal data reesentlee.
Ohai AC!! Grate tew see u, did u haz a fun tyme? U missed much swoonin an genral silleeness!
Ohai, all!
I brought a pot of coughie wiv me, an’ milk an’ sugar an’ some mugs. *Pours self mug of hot coughie.
Now where’s taht playt of creAM scones?
sipnomsipnomsipnom
I feel almost human now.
YAWN!!! Just anotter “mirikan insomkneeyak Chezking in.
Yawn… {{{{{{ awl Cheezepeeps}}}}}
Gud dai to awl from Beaverton Orygun!
Teh bed..It Cawls me!!! kthnxbai
an to yoo from Sunland, Califetc.
Teh hapi iz stil deir. Iz jus a litlol flat. Iz no probelim, ai kin fiks et!
*runnsawtobruumwifakwikniss*
*rumajis in awld trunk fur bike tire-inflatur-fingy*
*runns bak*
*makes a smawl presishun hoal in teh smiley-poof*
*insurts teh tube-fingy ob teh inflatur-fingy in teh hoal*
*pumppumppumppump*
*pumppumppumppump*
*pumppumppumppump*
*taiks a brake, haz a kawfee wif sum creem puffs*
*continjews salvidge opirashun*
*pumppumppumppump*
*pumppumppumppump*
*pumppumppumppump*
*smiley-poof iz fully inflatid*
*remoovs tube adn closis hoal wif a Garfield-bandaid*
Deir! Gud as new!!!
Whew! Gud fing you had teh inflatur-fingy.
Well dun, FluffyB. Ownlee trubbul iz, haow wull teh kitteh stai awn tawp uf teh happi!
wif teh pointee ens, ob corse
den it go smooshed agin!
oh! iz dee nebber endin cykohl ob lyf *sigh*
mai kittehbois alwais wate to hork up hareball after ai runs teh vackyoom. is rekwired kitteh behavyor, to unnermine hyoomans labur.
werkers ob teh whirrld, yoonite!
Hee hee! Dat aminds mee ov teh Tale ov teh nu Vacuumkleenur! Ai bottid a nu vakuumfingee teh otter day, braute eet home an deecided tu test eet owt. Oh teh huje manitee! Tammy an Smoky run arownd laik rabid weezuls coz teh huje howlin sukkin monstur fingee iz goin tu nom dem all up! Needless tu say teh test cudn last veree lawng, nawt unless ai wantid mai bebbehs tu goe intoo catatonik shok!!! Den eben unplugged an silent teh nu sukkee fing wus viwed wiv feer an suspishun fur howers afturwurds.
Oh! Ur poor kittehs! Ai hopps dey hab adaptid tu teh monstir-vakjume bye nao?
O yesh. Dey haz adaptifyed laik two gud liddle Borgs!
Hmmm…… U r rite. Dat cud b probelimatik
*hazza fotful*
*!i!epifany!i!*
Jus remoov teh bandaid tu let awt sum air, til et iz comfy, den cloas et agin. Butt (!) nawt tu mush, else et goes skwishee awl ober agin!
Ohai Q! Fanks fur teh coughie! Ai suddenlee hav teh kravin tu goe tu a Starboks fur a sumfinoaruverchino an sum cheezcake an a reelaks inna cumfy chair anna lissen tu a sof muzik an sumfin liek dat dere…
meetoo…meetoo…meetoo!!!1!
Waaal, dere mus bee a Starboks awn JCH4K Boolevard heer in Cheezland, aifinkso! Soe meetchu dere! Ai’ll order teh cheezeecake an teh sumfinfanceenaimchinos k? C yu dere!!!
*Blasts the steem-fingy on teh espresso machine and gets all ready to play barista to teh cheezpeepz.
Let’s see, wiv all the milks, coughies, and flavors, we can has
Almond catpuccino
Black coughie
Coughie-flavored cheezcaek
D…
dark choklat koffee
eeyooropean koffee
fronch roast koffee
g
Grownd roast koffee beens
Hot Mokka chokklit
Icekreem,Koffee flavur
J..
Javalanche!
Kelp muffins
Little bitteh sprinkles
M…
Marmalade (kittehs oar muffins, doncarwich)
Noo improov sumfinoruverchino
Orinj crambery skones
P…
Meethree! Starbuks is my sekund home. My dawter and Ai goez
there and solvz all the problems of the werld.
Oeh oeh, miifore!!! Ai lubbs cheezcaek adn kawfee!!!!! Kin ai cum tu Starbuks tu, pleez?!?!?!
Natuurlik!!! Ebereebunny iz welkom!
Hah! Afrikaans! Sho, luks weerd reedin an afrikaans wurd in cheezland… butt (!) ubbur-cool!!
wee zall off to tayk obber starbux…HUZZAH!!! or sumpin.
poor smileh
! i had one of those things, but then it got sent to good will