Dis mi favret show As teh cheezburger turns
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fastur fastur fastur!
fastur pussycat?
cuuuk fassstttuuur!
What cooks faster than a microwave?
Macro-wave?
tee, hee!
no commercials!
an noms!
*hurrees an gits noms befour show starts*
*sits on comfy chare in teh sunbeems*
*watches show*
*etes noms*
as teh whirld turns
whirled cheezburgerz–want!
whirled peez–dont want!
U nawt liek teh veggie burgurs? U can haz cheez awn dem…
soy rite, ai guess
ai can has sum ‘nip in burgerz? issa vegetablol, aifinkso!
an sum cats-up, taht a vejamuble too!
cheezburgrs an whirld pees? dew nawt want! (teh pees ennewai)
Awl wii r sayin
Iz gib peez a chanse…
.
.
Purrsonalee, I onlee lyk teh chineez pee podz.
Ai liek dem raw fresh frum teh gardun. Mai momcat wud nawt let meh shell dem cause ai nommed moar dan went inna bowl fur suppur.
:snerk: ai had fresh ingerlish pees for teh nawt sekkun tyme last week! was nommy!
sew red, r u gonna wer ur fancee hat tewmarroe foar teh derbee?
I nawt goin anyware NEER Louisville 2morro!
Ifn I go anyware, I be goin to werk foar a few howers. Derby hat? Mebbe teh baseball cap I gotted wen I bought my car, but dat’s abowt it.
U going tu at leest haz teh mintee julips?
Nope.
I gots sum margajareetas inna fridj. Dat’s at cloas as iz gonna git.
WAT? Yu nawt goin tu git a thousand dollar mint julip?
Fowzand dollur mint joolip?
I nawt maded of munnies!
Oooh come awn! Itz fur charity! I du howebber lust after da cupz dey served in.
Charitee beginz at hoam, so I keeps my fowzand dollurz!
Izzit teh Woodford Reserve Mint Julep?
I donut drink bourbon, butt I has heered WR is sum of teh best. I has been awn teh toor dere an it smellz SEW gud!
Yep Woodford Reserve, sugar frum uhh maibii Bolivia, ice frum Norway, and it goes awn an awn, but da cup is gold.
Jus fined teh rich YNG tu bai U wun.
Bats Ur I lashes adn him will buy U ennyfing ur hart dezires….at leest dat teh wai it wurks in teh moobies.
Soo WWR *batz eyelashes* wat yu doin’ tumarrow?
*tremmblee loewer lip*
…
butt ai haz mai hat heer awl reddee tew maek teh pahrayd wif u!
Um…..teh parayd wuz last nite.
Sowwy.
No Derbee Partees heer, unless I can tawlk 3km in2 goin wif me to partee inna infeeld.
I can see it now….wii wud be onna noos an ebberfing…
Yep awnna newz, tu krazy redheadz disrupted da infield parti tudai at da Derby. Dey flashed a horses an kaused da jockeys tu reck da horses. Dey are kurrently in kostody. Moore at elebenty.
As teh stummik rumblols
and the tail lashes.
oh, ai kan hardliee wait!!!
payshins is naught a kitteh verse-chew!
Noms Now, Hewman!
Hmm…aifawt awl kittehz awlso has a zen syd – Angie can be beri pashunt wen shez ignorin meh, fur instins. But nawt wen noms is imbolbd, ai suppoz. Yeff, dat wud mayk a diffrins.
hmmm…Dr. Tiny-Kat can has pashuns, 2…
Lyn formz heer!
OKOKOKOK!!! Iz done, already!!!!
It terns delishuslee!
♫ Ai spin yew ground round, baby
ground round ai’d like a burger, baby
Nom Nom Nom Nom ♫
Hurry up alreddy!
gmta!
Ring teh bell alredee. Ai haz a hungree!!!
Pavlov kitteh?
**snikkers**
*almond joi*
Sumtymes u feel lyk a nut
Sumtymes u nawt.
*mounds*
Izzit Payday yet?
I need $100 Grand.
Qwik send da 3muskateerz!
Oooooh, how Special!
Payday! ai knot werks four PEENUTS!
*SNICKERS!*
*looks upthread a bit…* Hmmm…snikkers started this…
Oh well…(ooooh dots!)
*Wonders off mumbling…*
* follol teh Milkee wai *
*follols Miklee wai*
*stops too git a Moonpie*
*nom, nom,noms*
ooh, sevral summers ago tehy had teh speshul limititd edishun almund joiz wif teh choklit cokomuts an teh dark choklit covring. mmm. finkso i gayned about 7 pownds taht summer.
ai kan haz a Kiss? (Hershey’s, dat iz!)
*hands kitkay a shamwow*
*hands cheezburgers tew all peeps*
TTFN! gotta run home an feed teh kittehs!
shamwow?
TT GC
TTN frum mii, to.
I promised myself 2 onlee play till ate oclok, cuz ai gotta werk on my mommacats toe-tally skrewed up finances. ToDay ai finds out she has a “long-term care policy” that has bin payed out evvery month frum a bank in anodder stayte, an she shudda had full coverage for care, butt now she bin libbing in assisted libbing ($3,000 a month) 4 seberal yrs, an no claym wuz fiyled so wii is out a lot of munnez! ai has a (well, deres no werd fore whut ai has now)
Sounds like me! Lotsa zeeros in my acount, with nothing in front!
yah, my munies, 2…
an it rlly sucks how are gov. inbessmint retiremint fund has shrunken in teh reesent thymes…ai prolly won’t habb enuff winn ai R old an looses my mynd, an will haff 2 go too a sucky nursing hoam on medicaid, an knot a nyse private Assis Lib, lke my mom. Ai gotta hand it 2 deer ole tite-wad dad–mom’s benn ablol 2 hav gud care (is BERRY ‘spensive). So far…
{{{KK}}} Dat suckz! Kan yu gitz da munniez bak frum da insurance? Maibii a lolyer kuld help.
ai will try to C if dey kan make teh coverage retroactive.
*cross finngers*
Ai has a lolyer hoo did teh guardianship for mii. Mom wuz pritty well on in her Alzheimers by tehn, an knot nose whut shee had an not had…wuz too paranoyd (I meen in teh REAL cents ob teh word) 2 let mii help hurr. My mental famibly let mii show yoo dem…
O deer whutz a kitteh tu du? Ai has a sad fur u
whoa
hope yoo gets it sortifyed owt!
Lol!!
How yu bii DK? Iz da RL better or bitter?
eh….it gitz a littlol bitt better…..
{{DK}} Sorri tu say it, butt {!} lyfe nawt git enny easier frum heer awn owt. Yur onlii reward fur bein a grownup iz beein able tu eat icecream fur dinner iffin yu want.
Eh…..ai nebburr sed annefink abowt /eeziyurr/….
*sigh* ai’z still gettink obbar mai RL problum….itt wuz reelee…..unneggspekkted…adn nawt inn a gud wai….
hmmm…aktchuallee, ies creem sowndz gud rite abowt nao….
*handz DK biggest icecream bowl ebber filled wif himz faborite flavor an toppings* Enjoi! Icecream makez ebberyfing better!
no canopener neaded!
*kitten trys 2 push buttonz 2 couk cheezburger*
drat my lak ob ‘posablol fumbs!
tahts wut yor noze iz for! *bump bump bump teh buttuns wif teh noze*
*bump, bump, bump*
*burger turns in microcooky fingy*
*ding, ding!*
*opinz door wiff paws (is a tallyented kitteh)*
*nom, nom, nom*
Yay fur dinnertymz!
U shayring? *nom-nom*
*handz AP 11-D cheezburgerz*
*handz odder cheezpeepz CB’s, 2*
wood joo lyke friyes wiff dat?
*announcer voice*
Tune in next week on “As teh Burger Turns” to find out what toppings Fluffy will choose. Ketchup or A-1 sauce? Onion or tomato? And what about *muscial sting* bacon?
*puts on troll mask*
Plz to nawt givin teh kitteh onion. Onion iz toxic to teh kittehs.
kthxbai
*taeks off troll mask & sprays it wif Lysol fur teh next purrrrrsun*
*announcer voice*
Who put the onion on teh condiment tray, tempting Fluffy with certain deth? Was it Fluffy’s girlfriend, Miss Kitteh? Or was it Dr. TinyCat, who is seecretly in lurve wif Miss Kitteh? Or was it *musical sting* Fluffy hisself?
*graps popcorms*
*sits to watch dis gnu realitee show*
*sitz negxt tew, taekz sum popcorms* yah, dis iz gunna bii gud!
*Announcer voice*
Welcome to tonite’s episode of “As teh Burger Turns,” brang to u by Bunway Airlines. Bunway. We twitch our tail for u. Previously, on “As teh Burger Turns,” Fluffy was contemplating a plate of condiments, possibly contaminated. Will he choose teh onion and risk certin deth? Or will he choose teh tomatoe, making Miss Kitteh jellus? And whut about teh *musical sting* speshul sauce? Stay tuned–
*different announcer voice*
We innerrupt this program to bring u a elebenty-hour paid program by teh Troll Coalishun. Don’t bother changing teh channel. It’s on all of them.
or wuz it teh goggie?
*sigh* yoo an me bof, kitteh. i knat eet teh nunyuns eever, gibs me teh bellyake.
yoosed to luv nunyuns, but tehy duznt luv me.
OMCC wat taken sooo long? Iz diz thingy awn?
*hop hop hop*
isit dun yet? isitisitis???
*hop hop hop*
izitreedyizitreedyizitreedy?
1:30 ?!?!? omg hoo haz dat kinda thyme?
knot want thyme on burger! want kittehnipz!
want instint cheezburgur!! now!
Fud Netwerk. Ur doin it kinda rong.
microwave NAWT appoved kwiqment fur foodnetwurkz.
wah hahahaha!!!!
sorry, kant help it, teh mikrowave rebembers me ob dis:
soop iz gud boomz
hahahahahahaha *fallz on flor laffin*
I spended some time last weekent looking back trhrough my bookmarks to find some stuffs like this for teh Lore and Legendz section of teh Cheeztown Cryer. I even putted in thumbnails of teh lols they came from! But wouldn’t u knoes it, the cween would be havening teh connection prollems so I can’t send it to her to add. *pouts*
lets do teh “cweens satellite dish gets fiksed” dans an see if taht wurks
Um, how that dance goes again? I forgotted.
heers teh hyoostun line danse cween to show us how!! (hey, she’s a cween too, mebbe it wurks for owr cweens satillite dish!)
I dunno bout u, but I has to go have a nap after watching that.
Dat iz da funni evven iffin yu wasn’t dere! I laffed an laffed first time I reeded it awn Cheeztowncryer.
ooh, did cween put in teh partu frum later wher dave sandblasted teh mikrowave? i kuldnt rebember wher taht part iz!
Yep!
I have the same exact microwave/TV.
OR
Eye Haz Da Sayme Eksat Mircrwve/TeeVee.
hope kitteh rebemberd to take teh lid off teh can
ick bin ein Hamburger* (mit kaese)
teh germins are so effishunt, arent tehy?
Ordnung muss sein!
O i mint to gibbs translayshun: Orderlyness above all else (aprox trans). Is teh haiest verchew of teh German Volk!
Who said it? “Die Regeln müssen verbindlich. Verletzungen muss bestraft werden.”
du?
it weren’t Goethe, ai kann say das 4 shure
LOL — ai had neber reeded dat storee befoar! Dat wuz teh funneh … an nao ai noez why “BOOM” maeks sum pplz laff so hard!
Um …
Ai meened dat to go unner teh splodifying soop storee. *sigh*
Eeewwww! nawt kan ebbin feed tu neighborz dogz.
Suthurn kitteh wud rathur watch “Awl My Chitlinz”.
Swine flesch–knot want!
.
(actually, I heard on NPR that that flu virus is NOT spread by eating pork)
Nope! Kant katch da flu by eatin bakon, ownli by deelin wif da humanz dat coff an sneez awl obber yu.
well, i dunno bowt anywun else, but i’d ravver eet teh bakkin tahn hab sumwun coff an sneeze all ober me. call me weerd.
O tay, yore weerd.
I’m at work & we’re having an earthquake.
*hopes it duzzint get bad*
ferd
(that was Zoe stepping on teh keybroad)
U be safe, NS! Let us know how u is. We is riet here wif u!
Meh — it wuz only a 4.4 — no biggie. Dey iz kinda fun as long as dey duzzint get bad.
I actually just went to the ladies’ room. If there’s a bigger one & the building crumbles around my ears, I do NOT want to have to pee while I’m waiting for rescuers.
But… but… it would give u something to do while u waits.
Um … ew.
Then again, it seems to be raining. I could blame wet pants on the weather.
But …. ew.
Glad you’re ok NS!
LCB – Zoe’s a pretty good typist! We just need to work on her spelling…
wii haz had a kupplol liddle eerfkwaeks ober teh yeers heer in Noo Yawk – ai agwee, dey iz kind uf fun as long as dey duzzint get bad. Butt wen Plasticat and ai wented to Carlsbad, CA, two yeers ago, wii wuz bery werried bowt teh eerfkwaeks! and wen wii getted tew teh hotel and dey info dere abowt wut tew du in a eerfkwaek…
wuz a liddlol skaree!
yoo kno, tehy nebber seems to menshun taht wen talkkin abowt teh emurjensy perpardness. “plz be shur to yoozing teh restroom befor teh emurjensy so yoo not haz to go wile wayting to be reskyood.”
an B shure 2 habbs cleen unnerware. Momma allays sed.
Ahhhh! *runz in cirkle screeming* cawl da fyremenz, call nine elebenty, send dem tu NS wif a qwikness! Hep, Hep!! * gitz dizzi an fawlz down* Yu okai NS?
LOL — yup, ai iz jus fien, 3km. Fankies! Still werkin, no worries.
are yew okai 3km? yew still dizzee?
Whew, da wurld starten tu slow down now! Thnx NS and GC!. Did da fyremenz come, were dey nyce tu yu an lukked ebben nycer?
*grabs ns, an taykes hurr home wiff kitkay 2 okay-homa*
O, wate is tornaydoh seeson hear…
*goes wff ns 2 wear? Airid zona, ya dat’s it.*
*luks 4 Lunarmommy*
Naow dat da fluds are gone, Norf Dakota shud be safe fur a while. And cooler den da Arid Zona in summer fur shur!!!!111!!!!!!
*wunders iffn der be erfkwakes in Norf Dakota?*
Ohai, Cheezfrenz!!!
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Ai haz a BIG happitayl! Da stewpee an ebil Playsmint Coordinaytor was gibin meh awl sorts ub greefs an sayen lies bout meh an threatenin nawt tew sign fur mah teechifyin lisins. Ai had tew go shows mah electronix portfolio off tew him and udders who wannid tew sea it.
.
Well, ai haz gud frenz…wun is a PhD ub Edjamakashuns, and wun is an atternee, and wun is a professor at a different unibersitee. Dey awl showed up, and showed dere stuffs…and wii scared him sew mush dat hims agreed tew sine mah lisens paperwerks onna Mondane at 4 pm Central thymes. Dis is a berry big deel, since mah cooperatin teechifyer had her babee yesterday. An nao I can haz mah lisenz and a jawb fur da rest ub da skewl yeer!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!
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Plz tew beh halping meh sillibrate mah gud gud news!
Cheezburgers an beberajez ub yr choys fer eberywun!!
YAY BDM!!!! Heer haz da chokolit martooni and special nomz! Wuld yu lyke da Mint Julip fur Derby Dai? Woot, woot! I haz biiig happityle fur yu!
ax epts conga ratulatoree drinkees, and duz her happi snoopee dans dans dans! Fangs fur awl yr supports durin dis thyme! Yew all iz da bestest!!!!
*dans-dans-dans-teechifying-dans-dans-dans*
Yay!
ai is SO HAPPEH 4 yoo, BDM!!!
its so wunderbar dat yoo has gud frenz lyke dat 2 B helping yoo! Sumbunneh is luking out 4 yew, aifinkso!
Fang Cuye!!
Yay!
*gives a apple martoonie to teh soon-to-be-licensed teechifyer!*
Yeah BDM!
*hands out mint julips in silver cups*
Pleez tu bii hidin da silver cupz frum LCB, or wii nawt bii gitten owr drinkiez.
whii fank yew, LCB! Ai haz misseded yew guys!
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Hao yew awl iz?
Yay, BDM! Datz fantastik! Concatshoelaces!!!!!1!!!
Fangs, NS!
Yay yay yay!
Fangs, DR, an happitayl berfdai!
yayay! happy burfdae, DR and happy Wurkdayz, BDM! w00t!!
Fang Cuye! (whispurrs… iffn mah plan A dint werk, ai was gunna axe da ten drills ub doom fur an assist
)
Juss notised dis B’irfday!
Happeh, happeh Birfday,
DR deer,
Happeh Daze will comes to yoo
awl yeer,
iffn eye had won wish it’d B
a Happeh, happeh birfday to yoo
frum mii!
(Musik notez: how yoo make tehm?)
♫ ♯♪ test
okay it werked. You goez to Character Map (iz in system tools unless yu iz the cween, she maid a shortcut on her dextop) and after teh reggyerler letterz iadn letterz-of-all-nayshinz is muzix. Dese iz in Thymes Gnu Romance. Select, Copy, adn control-v tu insert.
Anna hippo burdies tew yew, DR! Menny gud wishiz fur a grayt yeer.
yay!! concatchoolayshuns!!
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wen i did my stoodent teeching (junyur hi band) i had to promiss my soopervising teecher taht i wuldn’t luk for a job, to get her to pass me. taht wuz ok, i knoo i wuznt mented to be a teecher, i just wanted to gradjwate an go to gradjwat skool.
1. ???? Y U had to promiss taht?
2. whut yoo git in grad. skool?
3. Eye has sumpfing in common wiff yoo, an it is Free Letters! I sinds yoo e-mayo frum yore webbysight…
4. eye has sumfing else in common–eye winted 2 gradual skool, 2. My useless Cherman Lit degree, let mii show yoo it.
You can almost smell the lettuce
Happitayl Birfday, D.R.!
happytaile burfdai DR! Ai just luked at yer profile and noticed yew are in port richey! ai used to lib in spring hill!
*Trows splarkli confetti in teh air* Happitayl Biethday D.R.!!!
Happeh Natal Dai D.R.!!!!11!
Hoep yoo has had a GRATE dai!
Yay! Happityle burfdai DR! Heer haz a thousand dollar mint julip in frum da Derby. Nawt tu worri, wii sent LCB tu git dem.
‘strooth.
U knoes, this tip jar isn’t going to fill itself.
‘wayte 30 minuts after nommin befor goin swimmin’
*dips fingers in drink, flicks mint julep on gammacat*
*writes out a tikket for alkohol abuse*
Sweet! I getta go see this new group, alkohol abuse! Who’s teh opening act?
Thank u very much fer ur luvlee wishes. I ar sew happyes!!
,,,,, _//|.-~~~~-,_|||||_ _/66 \ \_@{~*~*~*~} (")_ / / |__{*~*~*~*}_ _'--'|| |-\ /jgs `-------------` //_/ /_/Happy Birfdai D.R.
Wow! Just Wow! Love the curly tail.
Mikrohwav cheezburgerz? Pleh! Shuld habs dem on da gril ur nawt at all…
but whut aboot when it is snowee – how dew yew grill den?
Git owt da shobel and snoe brush…
Anom diva. GC, iffn yew iz deboted tew teh cheezburger, yew put awn snow boots and grab teh sputula flipper wif teh fur lined handlol, and ai sawpose yew yooz teh Arctic brand BBQ grill coz nuffin’ gits in teh way ob uh devout grill mawster.
ai fink ai will send hubbeh kat out tew grill in dat case!
It’s more exciting when there’s a CD in there. It’s like the Fourth of July!
*da suunds uf krickits, wunnerz off tu Princess Mew Meadow*
Hellow? hunnert millionz uf peepz inna wurld an nawt a soul tu speek.
Followz 3KM tew teh medow and bizits wif Marco and Noey.
**Luks arownd foar teh nite watchman**
Himz awn hiatus aifinsko.
**Sits awn teh bench and watchez kittehs play**
**Ready tew intervene iffn N-E-wun gits tew “frisky”.**
**Leans back and watchez clowds rowl oberhed.**
*SIGH*
I wuz visitin wif mine kitteh Grayson. Him iz playful az evver. How yu bii NC66?
*sits wif tearz an smiles*
YAY! das mi Cleo in dat pichur!
**clappity floofy pawz**
YAY Cleo!
Corm Rat Mutatyshuns awn teh frunt page GerrieOR!
Tank goo bery mush
Ooh himz iz beri pretty kitteh! Yu must haz a proud!
Tank goo. I duz haz a proud.
I jus hope hiz ego duz nawt get owtta corntroll now dat himz a celeberkitteh
Conga rats tu GerrieOR an Cleo! Yay!!!
Tis Ginious! Teh kitteh is Not happeh…..
Oh noes! Now I haz cancer!