Comments on: hold still…

By: Rhodopis

Rhodopis — Sun, 03 May 2009 18:13:25 +0000

Oldest trick in da book

By: polka_dot

polka_dot — Sat, 02 May 2009 17:11:42 +0000

joo mayks meh a happi

By: bali car rental

bali car rental — Sat, 02 May 2009 06:39:12 +0000

jajajajaja…
fun…

By: yeah

yeah — Sat, 02 May 2009 06:37:44 +0000

YES BUT WHY ARE THE CLAWS EXTENDED.

By: Mishk

Mishk — Sat, 02 May 2009 00:37:03 +0000

Awwwwwwww is keyuwt!
Also I liek teh song/poem lotses rhsb!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:54:40 +0000

Wuts rong wif dat? Ai liek tu noe, cuz heer ai gooo agin…♪♫

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:47:21 +0000

Oooh I haz biig sorri fur yur owie ribz. Da cough hurted, but (giggle) nuffin lyke da BIG sneeze! Wuz weird, that I finded moore comfi tu aktualli lay awn da cracked syde den da otter syde. nawt now iffen dat normal or nawt.

By: ScooterP

ScooterP — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:35:24 +0000

gud jobz polka_dot! Iz likkin dis wun bery much!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:35:23 +0000

U can dress liek U wants. Ai fink teh way tu tite bikin shorts wuud luuk gud awn U. Iz onlee gunna be abawt 40 degreez so U mite want a jakkit. Teh Fyre onlee warmz wun sied atta tiem.

By: cest

cest — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:34:14 +0000

I yubs me some Tiger & Muffi:)

*purrrrrrrrrr*

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:30:46 +0000

Ai duz haz a dis guys but iz nawt teh hubbeh kat. Ai nawt spies awn U… (Oh dots!) unless U haz teh pinkee spand eggz byke shorts dat iz mush tuu liddlol.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:30:17 +0000

Red kan haz da takillya, i nawt kan drinkz dat stuff. Makez mii think I’m ten feet tall an bullet proof. Nawt gud attitude fur sumwun unner 5 feet.

By: gmwgs

gmwgs — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:29:06 +0000

Ohai, 3 km. ai hurted mai ribz 2 weke weke weke z ago . Day toledd me dey dont tape ribz ennymoar. peepuls wur getting moar nu moan yas dat wai. Cud nawt coff coff coff enuf. and dat iz da owchee!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:28:43 +0000

Can I come to teh cook-owt in my nitegown, oar duz I need to put awt my way-too-tite bikin shorts?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:27:23 +0000

*waves at Mm* How yu bii tudai?

By: gmwgs

gmwgs — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:24:06 +0000

sry, ai dint propurly n troduse maislef. Ai em , todai, awn sik leaf, “grandma wairs greneshuz” Wen ai’m awn doody heer tu n kurij da daykorum, den ai em “Lady Magdalene Mondegrene” ub da roil cort.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:22:55 +0000

Hai teechur! leeb dem kittehs aloan.
Ur just annuddur brik in teh wall,
Allan All Ur just annuddur brik in teh wall

By: gmwgs

gmwgs — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:20:56 +0000

Ohai, Mixmiineded, wilkum tu owr fun plais. Iz no roolz eksept tu plai nais. Yu kin goze tu taebo teak ennytiem yu liekz. dey can has ennyfing yur hart ebur dezired. If Cween mj iz arown she wil taik yu bai yu hand nd shoze yu arown.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:20:20 +0000

O hai, Mm!!
welcum, welcum to ICHC!
nyse ob yoo to joins us
{{{{{Mn}}}}}

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:19:28 +0000

Ai traed U mai tekillya toniks fur Ur beers.

Ai haz teh bufflalo staeks fur teh grill laytur, wen teh windy goes awai.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:18:36 +0000

Wii nawt need no edjumakayshuns
Wii nawt need no thot kontrol
No dark sarkazm in teh claws-ruum
Teechur leev dem kidz a loan…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:16:54 +0000

WoW, whut a koinky-dink, 2K!
Tabbeez rule!
I alzo hass a a sweet gray Mackerel kitteh and a wunnderflol oranjy Tabster! (butt no bib)

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:13:25 +0000

YAY fur da ejumakashun!! Iz beri useful.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:11:18 +0000

Mebbe u has rats in ur howse, gammacat.

Mite be tyem to cawl teh egg-stirm-in-aytur.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:10:36 +0000

hoo kneads ‘posablol fumbs wenn yoo has poyntee endz!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:10:13 +0000

Wut rong wif dat? U nawt finkso dat luuk is teh secksee?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:04:03 +0000

Oh, an haz yu tryed da neosporin or polysporin awn da red owies?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:03:00 +0000

Hmmm, I haz lergik tu adheesib tu. Maibii yu kan leev off bandage fur a bit. I ended up nawt beein able tu tape mine ribz wen I kracked dem, wuz tu payneful.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:02:39 +0000

…mah poynteez. In 3…2…1

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:02:37 +0000

*uses brayne bleech*
*passes bottlol tew WRr & ichf*

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:01:59 +0000

ConCATshoelaces, polka_dot! It feelz like that, doesn’t it???

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:01:12 +0000

yore fase haz a flavurr!

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:00:40 +0000

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:59:09 +0000

aifinkso

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:57:10 +0000

Ai posted teh kleen generic vurzhun heer.

It came in mai hed when teh ladee wif teh free sizes tu smawl spandex bike shortz awn wuz gettin owtta teh car at teh suprmarkit.

Hur wuz eeting teh big mac and ai finked hur shortz wuz gunna haz a splitz!!

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:56:35 +0000

Yippee!!!
congo-ratz, polka_dot!!!
an a BERRY klever one it iz!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:56:27 +0000

Alrite, u asked foar it:

Cheap is small and not too steep
But best of all cheap is cheap
Circumstance has forced my hand
To be a cut price person in a low budget land
Times are hard but well all survive
I just got to learn to economize

Im on a low budget
Im on a low budget
Im not cheap, you understand
Im just a cut price person in a low budget land
Excuse my shoes they dont quite fit
Theyre a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldnt complain
They squeeze me so tight so I cant take no more
Theyre size 28 but I take 34

Im on a low budget
What did you say
Im on a low budget
I thought you said that

Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land

Im shopping at woolworth and low discount stores
Im dropping my standards so that I can buy more

[quality costs, but quality wastes,
So Im giving up all of my expensive tastes.
Caviar and champagne are definite nos,
Im acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ]

Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
I count every penny and I watch where it goes
Were all on our uppers were all going skint
I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints

Im on a low budget
What did you say
Yea Im on a low budget
I thought you said that
Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land
Im on a low budget
Low budget
Low budget

Art takes time, time is money
Moneys scarce and that aint funny
Millionaires are things of the past
Were in a low budget film where nothing can last
Moneys rare theres none to be found
So dont think Im tight if I dont buy a round

Im on a low budget
What did you say
Yes Im on a low budget
I thought you said that
Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land
Im on a low budget
Say it again
Low budget
One more time
Low budget

[i look like a tramp, but dont write me off,
Ill have you all know, I was once a tough
At least my hair is all mine, my teeth are my own,
But everything else is on permanent loan.
Once all my clothes were made by hand,
Now Im a cut price person in a low budget land.
Im on a low budget
Ill have you all know
Were on a low budget
Im on a low budget]

By: polka_dot

polka_dot — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:56:24 +0000

nomnomnomz *burp* nomnomnomz… wuznt rly teh funni, butatleest i gotted it! nomnomnomz…. fankoo for can has teh choklit martoonie, luvs teh confettiez!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:56:10 +0000

concatshoelaces polka_dot!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:54:28 +0000

yesh! all about teh NB, and how tew get fyremen too yer house…

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:53:31 +0000

want teh prittee tabbehs!
kthxyoink!

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:53:26 +0000

Does this halp?
♫Wish I could be like David Watts
Fa-fa-fa fah-fah fah-fah-fah♫
(Ai lubs teh Kinks)

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:53:12 +0000

Ow, my belleh has an owie!

I’m ‘lerjik to teh adheesib. Teh spot ware teh band-ayde stiks is red an hurtee.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:53:09 +0000

Thotful kitteh ….. is thotful.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:52:50 +0000

has yew bin spyin on me?
or are yew hubbeh kat in disguise?!?!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:52:30 +0000

mmm! adn itt lukkz liek a littlol peese ob cheezburger!
*nom*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:52:23 +0000

Concatshoelaces, polka_dot! Ai haz an egg-sited fur u! Bery niec job on dis lol — itz teh funneh.

*tosses sparklee confetti in honor uv polka_dot’s nawt sekkund frunt paeg-ness*

*pours polka_dot a chocklit martoonie*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:51:56 +0000

Hek, wii mite eben get arrested by sum teh cops I werks wif!

Remember wut wii wuz sayin abowt teh handcuffs last nite?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:50:40 +0000

Wuts so ron wif teh Kinks?

How abowt “Yoda” by Weird Al insted?

Oar, u cud sing my bershun:

Rhoda, ro-ro-ro-ro Rhoda
She’s a Toyota Corollllaaaaa…

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:49:08 +0000

*has a freek out*
hubbeh kat was singin dat last nite!!!
*luks askanse at WRr*