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Ai geddit fur u
Gottit!
AAAHHHH MY FIRST HOMEPAGE PIC OMG WOW HYPER EXCITED WOW!!!
Concatshoelaces, polka_dot! Ai haz an egg-sited fur u! Bery niec job on dis lol — itz teh funneh.
*tosses sparklee confetti in honor uv polka_dot’s nawt sekkund frunt paeg-ness*
*pours polka_dot a chocklit martoonie*
nomnomnomz *burp* nomnomnomz… wuznt rly teh funni, butatleest i gotted it! nomnomnomz…. fankoo for can has teh choklit martoonie, luvs teh confettiez!
concatshoelaces polka_dot!
Yippee!!!
congo-ratz, polka_dot!!!
an a BERRY klever one it iz!!!
ConCATshoelaces, polka_dot! It feelz like that, doesn’t it???
gud jobz polka_dot! Iz likkin dis wun bery much!
joo mayks meh a happi
Bully kitteh awl up in ur fayse.
U will beez mah minion
or else
U gets deh pointeh enz
an demz is sharp
Butt, wut ifn I’m alreddy a minyun to sumwun eles? Den wut?
tell demz U is otherwise engaged
I gots eyedea – U tayle dem!
Jes go ask foar Ebil Maus an tayle him u want me to be ur minyun insted of his.
dese 2 kittehs look like mah Yogeh and Injeh
Yogeh kitteh is alwaiz bullying Injeh
so is berry appropriate
Injeh=mah orinj cat who beez beree sweet
Yogeh=classik tabbeh boss kitteh
Injeh also has a white bib like dis orinj kitteh
WoW, whut a koinky-dink, 2K!
Tabbeez rule!
I alzo hass a a sweet gray Mackerel kitteh and a wunnderflol oranjy Tabster! (butt no bib)
ooh! ai waana b minyin
I comb yur fayse fur yu.
hoo kneads ‘posablol fumbs wenn yoo has poyntee endz!
itz jus a sleepies in ur whiskrs….all gone! ♥
YAY! Ky horse winned da runnin ub da lilly’s!!
Dere be horse racin 2day?
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.
.
Iz dere sumfin goin awn 2morro also?
I finkso I might has heered sumfin in passin, butt nawt shur.
Sumpfin, butt (snerk) kannawt member rite off top uf head.
Nawt dat it matters tu mii. I tu poor tu play da Derby. Yu goin tu da biig party tunite?
Does U goes to deh Derby all dressed up like in Mah Fare Lady?
Nawt 3km.
Hur partyes lyk rokk star in teh infeeld.
*snerk* Da infield da ownli playse dey let mii in awn Derby Dai. I haz nebber been tu Derby, an unless I kan goes first klass, I gotz no interest in goin.
I has no idear whut deh infeeld is either
My ignorance about horsee racing
let me show U it
Teh infeeld iz teh grassy area in teh middlol of teh trak. It be teh notoryus foar bein ware awl teh crazee drunks hang owt.
Aw c’mon, 3km. U an me in teh infeeld? Wii cud show ‘em how it’z dun!
Scary! Fur them nawt us!
Tu wild an crazy redheads owt awn da prowl. 
. think we’d end up in da pokey?
Hek, wii mite eben get arrested by sum teh cops I werks wif!
Remember wut wii wuz sayin abowt teh handcuffs last nite?
Nawt ignorance, yu just nawt lib heer. Da infield iz in the grass part in the center ob da racetrack. Dat iz wear awl da “commoners” sit. Dey bring chairs and are usually VERI drunk an loud. Dat bee weer da big redneck parti iz.
Ob coarse. Me an Anita Madden is jes lyk *dis*.
Iz shii still alive? I nawt heard ennifing bout her in years.
Iz Oaks Dai red, weer yu lib? Tudai iz da girlie horesracin.
I kno, I wuz bein fa-see-shus.
Dey wuz talkin awn teh noos abowt Oaks Day planz. I telled mahm an dad, “I has planz foar Oaks Day. Iz cawled GOIN TO WERK!”
Did U hadz din din yet?
Sorta-kinda.
I got Oreo Cookie Blizzard awn teh way hoam frum werk.
I iz grilling sum shwimp an veggies
wanna joyn?
Okay! I will eets awl teh shwimps an leebs u teh vejiblols, ‘k?
I also has some cold beer
Red kan haz da shwimps, an I kan haz da beer, an yu kan still haz da veggiez.
Ai traed U mai tekillya toniks fur Ur beers.
Ai haz teh bufflalo staeks fur teh grill laytur, wen teh windy goes awai.
Can I come to teh cook-owt in my nitegown, oar duz I need to put awt my way-too-tite bikin shorts?
Red kan haz da takillya, i nawt kan drinkz dat stuff. Makez mii think I’m ten feet tall an bullet proof. Nawt gud attitude fur sumwun unner 5 feet.
U can dress liek U wants. Ai fink teh way tu tite bikin shorts wuud luuk gud awn U. Iz onlee gunna be abawt 40 degreez so U mite want a jakkit. Teh Fyre onlee warmz wun sied atta tiem.
Yep, dat wuz mine planz tu. Wuz crazy peepz da tudai at mine wurkz.
whut is Oaks Day?
Itz da racein featuring da girl horses, or filly’s. Da big race ub da dai iz da Run for the Lilly’s, as opposed tu da Run for the Roses awn Derby Dai.
fank you fur deh info,
ICHC beez berry ejumakashunal
Yep! Beri ejumakshunal!! I haz lerned manni thingyz heer.
yesh! all about teh NB, and how tew get fyremen too yer house…
YAY fur da ejumakashun!! Iz beri useful.
Wii nawt need no edjumakayshuns
Wii nawt need no thot kontrol
No dark sarkazm in teh claws-ruum
Teechur leev dem kidz a loan…
Hai teechur! leeb dem kittehs aloan.
Ur just annuddur brik in teh wall,
Allan All Ur just annuddur brik in teh wall
OMG that is so cute . I love animals and i just found this websites. I have been laughing my but off.
O hai, Mm!!
welcum, welcum to ICHC!
nyse ob yoo to joins us
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Ohai, Mixmiineded, wilkum tu owr fun plais. Iz no roolz eksept tu plai nais. Yu kin goze tu taebo teak ennytiem yu liekz. dey can has ennyfing yur hart ebur dezired. If Cween mj iz arown she wil taik yu bai yu hand nd shoze yu arown.
sry, ai dint propurly n troduse maislef. Ai em , todai, awn sik leaf, “grandma wairs greneshuz” Wen ai’m awn doody heer tu n kurij da daykorum, den ai em “Lady Magdalene Mondegrene” ub da roil cort.
*waves at Mm* How yu bii tudai?
Heer sumwun taek mai eerwurm pls!
Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Nope! Don’t want it.
I katched tu nasty earwurmz lastnite dat I ended up singin owt loud in mine kitchen.
*has a freek out*
hubbeh kat was singin dat last nite!!!
*luks askanse at WRr*
has yew bin spyin on me?
or are yew hubbeh kat in disguise?!?!
Mebbe u has rats in ur howse, gammacat.
Mite be tyem to cawl teh egg-stirm-in-aytur.
Ai duz haz a dis guys but iz nawt teh hubbeh kat. Ai nawt spies awn U… (Oh dots!) unless U haz teh pinkee spand eggz byke shorts dat iz mush tuu liddlol.
Wuts so ron wif teh Kinks?
How abowt “Yoda” by Weird Al insted?
Oar, u cud sing my bershun:
Rhoda, ro-ro-ro-ro Rhoda
She’s a Toyota Corollllaaaaa…
Ai posted teh kleen generic vurzhun heer.
It came in mai hed when teh ladee wif teh free sizes tu smawl spandex bike shortz awn wuz gettin owtta teh car at teh suprmarkit.
Hur wuz eeting teh big mac and ai finked hur shortz wuz gunna haz a splitz!!
*uses brayne bleech*
*passes bottlol tew WRr & ichf*
Wut rong wif dat? U nawt finkso dat luuk is teh secksee?
Wuts rong wif dat? Ai liek tu noe, cuz heer ai gooo agin…♪♫
Does this halp?
♫Wish I could be like David Watts
Fa-fa-fa fah-fah fah-fah-fah♫
(Ai lubs teh Kinks)
Alrite, u asked foar it:
Cheap is small and not too steep
But best of all cheap is cheap
Circumstance has forced my hand
To be a cut price person in a low budget land
Times are hard but well all survive
I just got to learn to economize
Im on a low budget
Im on a low budget
Im not cheap, you understand
Im just a cut price person in a low budget land
Excuse my shoes they dont quite fit
Theyre a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldnt complain
They squeeze me so tight so I cant take no more
Theyre size 28 but I take 34
Im on a low budget
What did you say
Im on a low budget
I thought you said that
Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land
Im shopping at woolworth and low discount stores
Im dropping my standards so that I can buy more
[quality costs, but quality wastes,
So Im giving up all of my expensive tastes.
Caviar and champagne are definite nos,
Im acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ]
Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
I count every penny and I watch where it goes
Were all on our uppers were all going skint
I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints
Im on a low budget
What did you say
Yea Im on a low budget
I thought you said that
Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land
Im on a low budget
Low budget
Low budget
Art takes time, time is money
Moneys scarce and that aint funny
Millionaires are things of the past
Were in a low budget film where nothing can last
Moneys rare theres none to be found
So dont think Im tight if I dont buy a round
Im on a low budget
What did you say
Yes Im on a low budget
I thought you said that
Im on a low budget
Im a cut price person in a low budget land
Im on a low budget
Say it again
Low budget
One more time
Low budget
[i look like a tramp, but dont write me off,
Ill have you all know, I was once a tough
At least my hair is all mine, my teeth are my own,
But everything else is on permanent loan.
Once all my clothes were made by hand,
Now Im a cut price person in a low budget land.
Im on a low budget
Ill have you all know
Were on a low budget
Im on a low budget]
mmm! adn itt lukkz liek a littlol peese ob cheezburger!
*nom*
yore fase haz a flavurr!
Thotful kitteh ….. is thotful.
aifinkso
Ow, my belleh has an owie!
I’m ‘lerjik to teh adheesib. Teh spot ware teh band-ayde stiks is red an hurtee.
Hmmm, I haz lergik tu adheesib tu. Maibii yu kan leev off bandage fur a bit. I ended up nawt beein able tu tape mine ribz wen I kracked dem, wuz tu payneful.
Oh, an haz yu tryed da neosporin or polysporin awn da red owies?
Ohai, 3 km. ai hurted mai ribz 2 weke weke weke z ago . Day toledd me dey dont tape ribz ennymoar. peepuls wur getting moar nu moan yas dat wai. Cud nawt coff coff coff enuf. and dat iz da owchee!
Oooh I haz biig sorri fur yur owie ribz. Da cough hurted, but (giggle) nuffin lyke da BIG sneeze! Wuz weird, that I finded moore comfi tu aktualli lay awn da cracked syde den da otter syde. nawt now iffen dat normal or nawt.
want teh prittee tabbehs!
kthxyoink!
…mah poynteez. In 3…2…1
I yubs me some Tiger & Muffi:)
*purrrrrrrrrr*
Awwwwwwww is keyuwt!
Also I liek teh song/poem lotses rhsb!
YES BUT WHY ARE THE CLAWS EXTENDED.
jajajajaja…
fun…
Oldest trick in da book