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Kitteh tyin hisself in notts!
Conga ratz onna solo nawt sekkond, anni!
Thx, BDM!
i luvs how u didnt sais furst!
i luvs how u didnt sais furst!
We fink it moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar furvest frum last!
i am kitteh, hear meh ROAR
Almost a nawt-sekkond…
congarats on nawt fird.
Tew KYEWT! Splortable kitteh, and sumwun beh the cleber!
Teh orinj wuns r … kyooooot!!! o an splort…
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up AC’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankees Annipuss!!! Yu reely duz teh gud reskews! Hmm, mai brainz feel all freshified an sooo kleen!
yup. dat annipuss, she da best.
*haz a jealuss*
*wistful thinking: mebeen wun day i can haz cCC license renoo’d*
*shuffle shuffle shuffle paper and stuffs* In da spirit ub gettin lisenzez…
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Heer yew iz! Ai haz been meenin tew gib yew dis.
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*hands MaryO fansy shmansy lolographic CCC lisenz*
Left fut D
Rite fur B
No, ur otter rite fut.
Kitteh haz got anotter rite fut!
No fair tryin to use ur tayl fur a fut.
Is a skeel common to lidl jinjah kittehs – Amber can tern mai screen oopsideydouney an bring oop teh Halp menyu an, tihs mornin, switchd teh pooter orf, juss as Ai was oopdaytin mai blawg! Lukkilly, teh pooter had sayvd wot Ai had ritted so awl wus nawt lorst. But Amer dus nao kno wot “B*gger Orff!!” meens!
eet duznt meen “dans on mah computer keebored”??
Bellee crawl cross mah keyboard?
Tap dans onna power strip?
Play catch teh curser onna puter skween?
Oh Ambercat, duz it meen awl ov teh above?
Amber finx it meens “Sho Mummeh hao mush yu lub her bai lyin awn her hans wen she is tryin to typ an tehn standin awn sumfink vytul so ebreefing she’s just ritted dissamapeers into siberspayse!”
Oh, DAT’S wat it meens!
Plz nawt to b sayin dat round mah kittehs.
kthxnoblooskreenovdeff
HAHAHA!!!! Yoo has been de-feeted!!
Teh agony ov de-feets.
Ai wanna shmoo dose fuzzy feets!
U knos ware dey been, rite?
Yesh, butt (!) aim willin tu risk eet!
Ahhhh….u lubs teh kittehs.
We awl hab prolly built up nuff e-mew-nities to cat stuffs ober teh yeers.
Lub is all yu needz! Kitteh lub, dat is!
Gud nite y’all, itz orf tu bed ai goe…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Kitteh has got a bad cayse ob static – needs a rub doun wiv a dryer sheet, Ai finkso!
Caption fail.
*snrk* Hurs naem iz accu-rat “Terrabelle” aifinkso!
-poisun enduced splort-
*REBOOT*
wuddind et be beddur 2 jes pulls da powursupplehmint adn blaems et onna goggie?
Is my commint showin’ up for any of ewe? My posteh poofed-ed!
I seez it.
My *splort* one too? Since if not I’z layin splorted wif no one knowing! Dat could be bad for my brain-stuffs!
Yew splorted??? Oh noes! (an noes, ai duz nawt sea dat postee aneeware)
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*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures VK will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on VK*
*carefullee lifts up VK, wrapps VK inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, VK here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Fangs… Wait, Fangs? *bites nearest Cheezepeep, and drinks blood* Mush better than Margareeetahs, unless ewe has Bloody Mary’s…
What…? I’z vampire after all!
*Squeeeeeeee!* “De agg-oh-knee ub de feet!
Wyd Wurld ub *SPLORTZ!*
Oh noes, nawt annuder wun! An meh awl woozy frum habin mah bluds drunked bai a bampyr! *sy*
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*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite bloo duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on exhoicat*
*carefullee lifts up exhoicat, wrapps exhoicat inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, exhoicat here beh sum bluddy marees an nummy chokit chip kukeez, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
O, U iz sew kynd! Fangkew 4 teh TLC. Ai apreshee8 ebryfing u’ve dun. An’ Ms. Duck, 2. If u goes 2 mai prohfyl, under “My Photos” (or whuteber itz calld), u’ll fynd a pikshur ob a byooteefull wild mallard wot stopt bye for a swim 1 day. He tryd 2 maik frenz wif teh wite plastik duk we uzd 4 a dispensur 4 teh dry chloreen….den he gaiv up an floo awai.
Fangs agin 4 teh crash cart an all…Ai haz MediCareLess, if taht will help…
*lukks att piktchur*
oh ohez…..iz fuzzee…..iz yung ‘n’ kyoot…….adn….*gasp* iz orinj(nawt poysin)!!!!
*SPLORT!!!!!!*
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
phew! aifinkso ai wuz layink dere splorted foar awlmoast an howur!
IT Services Kitteh
is having truble wit dis
and will hav to eet all ur potato chips
in order to solve it
aktchulolee, iff ai wuz teh IT kitteh, ai wudd att leest charje too cheezburgers….
cat-like typing detected!
Go awn an rite me up foar warrint 25
Post my fayse wantid ded or alib
Tayk my lisins, an awl dat jibe
I nawt can dribe 55!
Sooooo…..ennybodee wanna gess wut happind 2 ME 2day?
Yu gitted a tiket fur speedin?
Yup.
Teh thrill of viktree
an teh agonee of teh feets….
Iz dis teh Eva-bebbeh, tryin to halp fix Prysma’s borked pyooter?
Mabii dat why Prysma’s puter iz borked.
I finkso it got borked from awl teh kyootness.
Da puter splorted! Tu bad da CCC kuldn’t tyke kare uf it.
Yah, dat’s wut I’m finkin happind.
Teh parental yoonits nawt hoam. Dey mite be in ur nek of teh wuuds agin. Plz to be keepin dem dere az lawng az possiblol. I lyk havin teh howse to myself.
Iz yu habbin Derby cocktailz? I nawt had enni yet, but iffin mine wrist nawt stop hurtin, i gonna git in da bottle.
Nawt yet.
I sleeped in, den wented in2 werk for a liddlo bit. Jes gotted hoam nawt lawng ago.
I gots margajareetas in teh fridj an may be brakin in2 dem soon.
Speekin of margajareetas, wii need to figger owt wen wii gonna meet at dat Mexykin playse!
Oh yea! Wii gotta figure dat owt. I had da wunnermous Taco Bell tudai. Regretting it now.
Tako Hail? ooohhh…my belleh hurts foar u.
Wun run foar teh bordur mayk u run foar teh potty teh rest of teh day.
Makez mine tummy burn.
Shud wii cawl teh fryemens?
I wuld, butt (!) hubbikat bii awn himz way home.
Pffft…..meer teknikalitee!
Iz reeli hard tu hyde dat BIG red truck.
kewt butt mineZiz beddaR.
clikky on website linky aBuv.
an’ pleeez voWt fuRr it!
thaNx.
Ohai, guis… ai still alyve, an teh bebbehkittehs an bigkittehs be awl gud. Nawt meen tu vanish… had teh awsum compnees til Toosday, an haz had a bizzy along wif puter ishoos most uv teh tiem sinse.
An ai iz wunnering hao ai gunna gib Cory up, when him finlee feels safe an luved, an haz a wunnering hao ai gunna stay sane duing reskyu wurk, an fings lyk taht — less optimistik bowt futchur tehn inna whyle, ai hoping ai just hazza tyred frum Cory’s teething. *sigh* Ennyway, back tu class awn Mundayn.
Ennyway, Eva be happeh an so growd up yu nawt beeleev it, her had her nawt-sekkund vaksinayshuns awn Toosday. Teh hole apartmint iz her playgrond, nao, an ebreefing in it her can reech! Cory finlee be dun teething, aifinkso, it waz berry long an hard awn him, an him getting teh hang uv teh litter boks but nawt uv eeting frum bowl yet, an him iz sooo much smaller an less enerjetic tehn Eva atta saym age. Him gunna be a luvlee kitteh, tho, him nawt be blakk aftur awl — him haz teh GORJUS blakk-awn-blakk stripeys an fings debeloping, an sum silver-whyte guard-hairs, an teh fur iz dark silver daon neer hims skin. Him gunna be a lapkitteh, fur tu be friend tu sumwun nawt-so-aktiv, aifinkso.
Lub yu guis! Sowry fur disspeering fur a bit!!!
ohai prysma-kitteh!! yesh, we kind ob had a wurried abowt yoo an seanya and teh kittehs! but yor awsum company (wuz it PrincessobChaos?) sed her had a graet time wif yoo, an sumwun else sed tehy finked yoo wuz habbing teh pyooter problems. glad evreefings gud wif yoo all, an ifinkso evreefings be ok, yor just a liddle tired an stressd owt. {{{{{p-k an evreewun}}}}}
Yep, prolly juss tired… Cory hada berry berry hard time wif teething, an it taked a looooong time fur it to be ober, pore bebbeh. Habing teething bebbeh inna howsehold meens less sleep fur ebreewun. Also, mai Dr. PsychiaCat an mai therpist bof saw me latelee an sed, “Go way, we haz sikk peeps tu see, call if yu need halp,” so aifinkso iz sum kinda law taht wun haz tu haz a mood drop ryte aftur taht oar sumfing.
An, y’know, middul-point uv skool yeer, an habing tu maek a desishun abowt wurk playsemint fur Aw-gust — du teh Hyoomayne Sosietee coz ai wanna du reskyu, oar du vet clinic coz ai haz better chance uv it turning intu job aftur, oar…? An teh buying teh gnu powr cord fur lappytop maked me haz a wurry abowt munnies (ai HAYTE hazzing wurry abowt munnies!!). So aifinkso iz juss a little gloomy an ai be fine in a cupple days.
But Cory, him be SUCH a sweetee, an ai wish ai thot ai cud haz a forth kitteh…
An yep, it was PoC, an her be an angel!!!
yep, teh teeving iz hard, be it hyoomin or kitteh. i just abowt wented krazy wen my big boi wuz getting himz wizdum teefs at 16/17!! dr. toofykat sed tehy not needed to com owt, but tehy maded my boi VERY GRUMPY
wen tehy wuz coming in.
PK! Glad eberywun iz okay. Wii had a liddlol wurree abowt you.
3km an I figgered ur pyooter splorted frum awl teh kyoot.
{{{PK, Sean & kittehs}}}
Wow! wii just konjured yu up! See above. Now, iffin I kan konjure up a winning lottery ticket.
iff itt nawt bii teh winnink wun, kan ai breef fyer awn itt?
Ownli iffin it nawt da winnin wun. Mite as well just haz yu blow fyre awn da munniez I wuld use tu buy it.
U iz so ritch u gots munnies to burn?
Wow….
Oh yea, datz mii! I soo poor I kan’t pay attenshin rite now. I wented tu da grocery store tudai. Mine wallet iz empty.
Wai wudd ai blow fyer awn teh munniez? iff itt wurr upp tew meh, ai wudd jusst taek teh munnies, adn putt dem wif teh rest ob teh munniez inn a ‘noo lappytawp’ fund…mai current wun iz rathurr beet upp…teh latchink part iz startink tew git borked, sumtiems, teh CD dribe gitz borked, itz liek, reelee hebbee, etc.
DK – I mite wanna yoose ur serbises, ifn u nawt mynd.
I gots sumwun who needz a fyre lit under dem…
oh? hoo duz yoo wantz meh tew lite a fyer awn?
Cool ur jets, my fren. Nawt yet!
Jes sumwun I kno, iz awl. Dey seem to be taykin dere sweet tyem in answerin a kweshtun I axked.
**SIGH** Payshunts iz NAWT wun of my strong soots.
oh…..
ah….dat maekz sens…
yoo adn meh bofe….
I bought a powerball tikkit erlyur 2day. Mebbe it be teh winnin wun?
I hope so! Iffin yu win, yu buyin dinner.
Gurl, if I win, I will buy dinner foar AWL teh cheezpeeps – at a awl-expensis-payd CheezMeet!
Woot Woot!!
adn maebee den dere mite bii sum moar muneez fur a noo lappytawp!
jk…(purrhapz)
Why? I has noo lappytawp.
P.S. I jes luuked at ur pikshur awn Faysbuuk. U is teh kyootie-pie!
nu…ai’z teh wun wishink furr a noo lappytawp…..
oh….yoo sawededed dat….heh…..
aktchulolee, ai takeded dat piktchur yoosink teh webcam awn mai currentz lappytawp….az ai surpoze iz notisablol doo tew teh reflektshun awn mai glassez…
yah…ai realized dat ai mite az well finlolee taek a piktchur ob meh, adn putt itt upp awn dere….
purrsunlolee, ai dun’t finkso dat dat piktchur haz teh bestestest….kwaliteez…butt den agaen, iz jusst mai webcam piktchur…wiffowt gud litink oar annefink…*shrugz*
heheh…..
Hay, I gots webcam awn my lappytawp. Wunner ifn I can figger owt how to tayk pikshurs….
Hmmm….yoo iz runnink Windowz, rite? Dere shud bii a program awlreddee dere awn yur pyooturr fur dat…iff nawt, trai lukkink fur a program liek dat….
ai haz a bershun ob Linux, adn ai yooze a program cawleded Cheese…..awltho iz a weerd naem fur a program…itt werkz….
Ohai PK!!!!
Bai teh wai, wut sowurtt ob pyooturr ishooz iz yoo habbink?
Ooh! adn hao iz yur lappytawp?
Ooh! eggstra-kyoot lapkitteh!! ai’d splort, butt (*snerk*) ai awlreddy didded urliurr inn teh fred…
Ai hadded teh multipul ishoos: teh powr cord fur teh lappytop borked an ai hadda spend a lot uv monies tu get a gnu wun *wince* — cannawt afford, but needing laptop fur class. An sumhao, mai Linux awn mai desktop borked itself (Linux can bork??? whu gnu?) an gotted inkreesinglee flakey until it juss stoppd an ai hadda get creatib tu keep frum loozing fings. But bof puters be wurking otay agen nao. Mebbe nao ai finlee can upload pics an bideo… altho ai nawt haz az menny az ai wish ai did.
*gasp* Linux borkededed??
*puts awn GH(wpoi)* Waet…wut eggzaktlee happeneded? ai wuns gotteded teh ekwivalentz obba bloo skreen, butt ai’z nawt shur wut hadded happeneded wrong dat tiem, tho….
Kept getting GRUB Read Errors on booting… an finlee wud nawt boot atawl. But it waz getting moar an moar slooooooow an cranky an uncooperative about ennyfing an ebreefing, berry un-Linux-lyk — teh day it went, it desyded ai cud nawt deleet files, copy fings, aksess CD oar DVD drives, oar run FyreFoks oar Thunnerbird.
Fur teh rekurd, iz Ubuntu… it waz still awn 8.10, but nao ai haz putted in a nekstra (smaller) hard-drive Seanya had arown an installed 9.04 awn taht, so ai can retreeve awl mai stuff wif nuffing lost.
Yayy!! PK iz back!! Awl ob cheezland wuz finkin abowt you and ur hooman and kitteh famblee. Ai haz a happytayle ur awl OK! Eben tho POC sed awl wuz fine, iz still gud to heer from u.
{{{{PK & famblee}}}}
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pea ess: Pickchoors soon? *haz a hopeful*
Ai uploading bideo ryte nao, tehn will resyze an upload whateber pics ai haz… ai gno ai at LEEST haz a cupple frum yesserday uv teh bebbehs sleeping tugevver.
{{{{PK & famlee}}}}
Dis luk liek a gnu bershun ob kitteh twister, aifinksew.
Warnink: Kitteh-liek typink detekktededed!
Ohai DK! Hao are yoo?
Ohai! ai’z dowink okai…adn yoo?