I hope that fireman asks her out
I hope that fireman asks her out soon, This is getting old.
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Monorail cats?
dat tygr kitteh habz needz uv 2 trax, aifinkso
dey hassa won trak mynd, aifingso
Conga-rats, 2_k awn teh tawp spot!
I haz teh myoosik awl pikked owt foar ur sillybrashuns. Hoap u lyk it!
Burn Baby Burn!
**danses arown in sparklee disco toob tawp, hyooj tite bell-bottoms an platform shoos**
iz YooToob being slow an wonky for anywun else? we’z been habbing trubble wif it all week
I nawt has enny trubblol wif it.
U haz runned Ur auntie Virrus lately? mite can haz teh sic puter.
Mebbe pyooter has swine floo?
Izzit oinkin moar den yooshual?
or mebbe puwter caut skwrrrl flu!
Oh noes! Dat sownz eben wurser.
U kno hao to czech foar it? Hold a cocomonutt in frunt of it an see wut happinz.
i runz teh auntie virus evree night. yootoob iz being slow an wonky on my boi’z compyooter too (him haz teh linux). ovver videos wurk just fine, just yootoob not wurking. mebbee iz owr rowter or sumfin. will aks my ovver boi teh pyooter wiz (himz away at skool so i’ll try to IM him later)
Ur ISP may haz teh bottlol nek wif teh yootoob. mai jus haz tu wait a foo daiz
ok. sumtimes it wurks ok on my boi’z pyooter sumtimes iz very very slow to lode. kant get to lode an play on mine at all hardly, will see if it straitens owt in a fyoo more dayz.
oh, an fanks for the advise
Culd also try to cleer teh cuukies, histree adn teh temp innurnet fiels.
O hai, Lunarmommy! (R yoo maryede 2 Solardaddy?)
I haff sumpfing in commen wiff yoo!
ai will kontaky yoo frum yore websight….
bottlol nek? teh innernet issa a dumpt truk, knaught a serious toobs!
(O, wat…)
O my GOSH, how did that happen??????
I just meant to put in the link!!!!
neat mistake, kitkay!
Haow can Ur bell bottums be bof hyooj adn tite!? U nawt turning intu teh manatee?
Egg-skyoose me?!?!?
Teh bell-bottums iz tite awn tawp an hyooj awn teh bottom.
Itz neber a gud sine if ur bell bottums be tite on teh bottum.
GMTA!
moar lyke Elefanteyetis dat Kanklols!
(LOL)
fanks rhsb, I lyke deh song and Ur outfit as well!
*joins rhsb on deh dans floor*
**Red is dansindansindansin wen suddenlee…**
CRRRAAAKKKKKK!!!!!
**Hur fawls to grown, grabbin hur anklol**
HALP! I has felled awf my platform shoos an finkso I has borked my anklol.
Does we has a fireman or pulicemanz to reskoo a damsel in distress?
Did sumwan call fur a fireman?
FIREMANS GREGG!11!!1 OMG! I was thinking bout u teh other day and wondring wahre u was. How u is?
Um, there is lots of us up this tree. We is haveninga party. Join us?
Shure. Eye’d lub tew join ewe.
Eye hab jus bin bizie doeeng fireman theengs awn sum ov teh uther interwebs. nawt 2 menshun irl stuffz. Hao hab u bin LCB? I bin misseeng u adn teh cheeziepeeps.
*gives firemans gregg a ginormous hug-n-smoo*
I has had some IRL bizzies a lot too, but I try to stop in here at least oncet a day at least to see whut teh Cheezpeeps is up to.
*gibs LCB sooper strawng hugz wif hiz beeg fireman armz*
eye no, eye no. eye shuld vizit hear moar often. iz veri happi plaec.
ai juss gnu yoo wud bii arown teh fyreman, LCB.
*pulls out sniper rifle* im gunna end this! *bang* headshot!
* Runs tu teh truk foar teh nawt sekkund aid kit….memburs truk is in teh horsepittal *
** Piks up teh rhsb adn carrees hur tu teh splort recubbury ward. Gentlee putz teh icee pak awn teh anklol. Diyalls nine elebentee *
Halps Red haz falled and nawt can getz up. Plz tu send teh kyoot pair a medics tu halp hurz!!!
OOPs forgotted dis
* handz rhsb teh playte uf noms adn a LI icee tee *
Fanks, WRr.
Oh teh payne! I has borked my anklol! I shur hoap teh kyoot dokters get heer soon!
Mebbe dey has jus gotted outta teh showur an nawt has tyem to put awn dere shirts….onlee teh pants an teh dokter coats….
Pants? Wai?
ders gotta be sum mysteree wen yew first meet…
datz wot teh koat is fer, yesh?
oar juz teh cotes?
Oh oh oh! I Kno!
BIKE SHORTS!!!!
Bike shorts an dokter coats….
*swoon*
Conga ratz awn the tawp uf teh brayde. Ai nawt eben gunna tri tu cownt how mennee peepz is innit.
Please haz teh Lawng Island Icee tee adn sumfin frum teh Grillz? Shwimps, kabawbs, BBQ ribz, cheezburgurs, bratwurst mebbee sumfing else?
ooh that sounds good, I will take the shwimps
thanks WRr
adn wow – lukks lyk ayt ob us in teh makramay!
yore sew 70’s
LCB, quit putting yor kittehs in teh tree!
Ur rite.
*Takes kittehs outta tree.*
*Puts lunarmommy in tree insted.*
*hands lm sumfin shinee*
heer, put this awn. u’ll be outta there in no tyme.
ohh, fank yoo.
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HALP! HALP! LCB PUTTED ME IN TEH TREE!!
*wayts for teh firemanz to come*
*Cawlz nine elebenty!* Hep, hep! lunarmommy iz inna tree! Come qwickly and onli send da beri hottest, um mostly skilled, fryemenz!
OOh! Shiny thing in teh tree!
*gets ladder, climbs up*
*climbz up tew wayte for teh kyoot fyremanz*
Y’all bedder hoap dey nawt comin frum Texas, cuz dey tayk FOAR-EBBER!
*starts looking for peep catcher fingee for LCB*
ai thot yu wuz askeered uf hights, LCB???!!!
Oh, whoops.
At least I gots lunarmommy and kimkiwi to keep me companies while I panic.
hey, awl teh laydee cheezpeeps – dere iz a partee in teh tree wile wii wayts fer teh fyremens
* Luuks at tree, luuks at awl teh laydee cheezpeepz. drags teh tramplolines obur tu put unnur teh trees. *
Ai nawt wunt U tu bork if U slipz out uf teh tree.
itz rayning cheezwomen, hallelujah??
heer, i’z cuking supper up heer in teh tree. hab sum pasta saladd wif sawtayed chikkin, brokkli, tomaters, cyookumberz, red belpeppers, kalolamata lolives an feeta cheez.
oops. “fayta” cheez. wif lolive oyl an lemming joose dressing.
Nd ai kin maek mai werld-faymus-in-mai-own-haws Enfusiasm Soop (ai putz ebberytihng ai gots into it). So far iz mutchreums, taters, sweet taters, sellerie, karots, korm, len tills, quinoa, nd choritzo sosajis, wib moar to follow. (Iz cowd heer nd wil be cowd orl wee wee weekend so iz soop-mayking nd nomming at mai haws)
ooo – gud ideya….if yew set teh tree awn fyre, maibe teh fyremens get heer faster!
Ohai, LCB. Ai finded a sparklee bebbeh otter sun katchur in Ur bak yard teh otter dai, when ai wuz grooming teh lawn gnomes.
Ai gibbbed it Tu kk4, Ai hoep dat iz okai?
No, that’s fine. Whut worries me is that we doesnot has teh lawn gnomes that I is aware of. Much less ones that need to be groomed.
*wunders hoos lawn Troll E. Troll wuz in wile he wuz grooming teh lawn gnomes*
Arent trollols and nomes cuzzinz? aifingso.
U nawt haz? Den who wuz it dat gotted groomed. An whai dey pay frum Ur czechbuuk?
Ai haz teh czech rite heer…See?
Pholonquais-like forgery detected.
I saw this fireman LOL and immediately thought of you.
*leaves happy*
Wunderz if he wud ebber ketch teh dawnkey onlyn lyb.
*leebs happi* (aifink!)
But how are the trees feeling?
No-one ever thinks about the trees and their concerns….
Snorker!
Sumtymes teh Wurd Pres jus says “discarded,” an my komit iz … discarded.
Mebbe wii shud put teh goggie up heer next time.
denn it beez a dawgwould tree?
deekoi kittehs
hmmm, ai faught dee koi libbed in dee pawnd.
*heddesk*
wii dun dis tew manee tymes!
Teh sakrifices we mayk fur teh wunz dat gibs us gushifuds…
our mommie twained uz soo well… what wii do for foodz!
Yeah, I’m sick of doing everything for her.
ohai KK! iz u letting Buddy type again?
Noes, seh is sulkink, agen. Ai iz werlds werst mummah, agen. Ai iz goink to git reportid to SPCA fore neglekt, agen. Nd orl becos ai gibbed hur terkee gushifud fore dinnur!
Kittehs reelee goin owt awn a limm fur hur.
ooooh, heddesk!! but it had to be said!
Yah, figgurd ai’d get it owt der ryt away, tho it tuuk a momint tu filtur froo teh braynfreez.
At leest yew hazza brayne tew freez. Mien tihnks iz Caturday orlreddy nd iz not beink mai fwend.
I wuz finkin 2day wuz Fryday.
Imadjin my sadness wen I realyzed it wuz nawt.
oh iz teh wurst! oh teh huge manatee!
Oh dee Wurst!!!
dont mynd iff ai doo,
*takes hawt grilled Wurst*
nom, nom, nom
Dat wud maek sense ‘cuz awl day yesterday ai thot it wuz Thursday. Nao today iz awlso Thursday. *sigh*
*sigh* yesterdai, hubbeh an I sed ‘I canna belieb it is only Wednesdai! WAAAHHHHH!!!!!’
yeshterdai wuz Friedegg fur mii atwerk – bizniss be sew bad ai ownlee had tew werk free dais dis week…
O nose! knot free dais!
ai hoaps yoo naught ebber has to werk N E dayz fore free, uk!
wen ai see mai paichek, it seem liek ai werks fer free! *sigh*
I can purrtend dey iz mien kittehs so I can meet fyremenz?
Dis way, I nawt burn down teh NB………agin.
Next she’ll bii makin us rob bankz so shii kan meet da police menz.
Nuffin lyk datin a man who has himz own payr of hancuffs…
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oar so I has heered…..yeah, dat’s it…
Iz tru!..Oh I meen datz wat I haz heard tu. Yep, datz wat I ment tu say. Nawt tu mention der “big gun”
Butt….teh fyremenz kno hao to handlol dat beeg hose….
An dey has been tawt to “frisk” an “pat down”.
A fren of mien “assoomed teh posishun” neer me an it wuz awl I cud do to keep my hanz to myself….
Now dat I finkso of it, I shudda frowed cawshun 2 teh wind an wented foar it!
*ifinkz uf daiz gone past, an sigh* Umm, nebbermind. Ifinkso I goin tu da NB now wif mine memories!
**kiks self**
It wuz…..RITE DERE an I nawt do it….
**kiks self sum moar**
Stoopy, STOOPY RED!
Heer wii go, 3km, KK…..
Bad Boys!
Ifinkso dat just maded it wurse!!
*gentlee hedbonks red* dinna dew taht, unless yew tryin tew get paramediks tew show up also!
**sighs sadlee**
My regrets, let me show u dem…..
Nawt regret, lernen lessonz!! Member awlwaiz tu “comply” wif da policmenz.
Butt…..neethur wun of us wuz cop. Wii wuz joakin arown an him did dat. I jes frozed an sed, “U nawt foargottid I werk foar teh cops, didyoo?”
Shudda dun it. Shudda dun it.
It wuz kyoot too.
Well, then awlwaiz comply, fur praktises sake. yeah datz it! Just incase kindathingy! Where him at now?
Nawt arown heer, unforchunatlee.
Iz tru. Nd ai noes!!! IRL dayted a pliseman fore a yeer.
**desydes to start libbin vikaryuslee thro KK**
**reelizes seh was libbin vikaryuslee thru rhsb. wunners wot wil happin nekst**
U wuz libbin vikaryuslee thru ME?!?! Oh u poor child…
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Wii needs to find sumwun wif teh egg-sitin lyf, I finkso!
Yesh, aifinkso we duz. We cud put ad in teh noospapur…
Sityewashuns wantid: Duz yew haz egsitink lief? Duz yew noes lotzof kyoot fyremenz/plismenz/parrymediks? Cud rhsb and kimkiwi libs vikaryusless thru yew plz.
Yesh yesh yesh! Dat sownz grate! Print it! Put it awl ober teh whirled.
Mebbe it cud goes in teh cheez town cryer?
Iffin yu findz sumwun wif dat xperience, pleez kan i lub vilarysulee thru dem tu? Fur now I haz tu go an finnish da hunnert poundz uf koleslaw I maded fur da shopping center “derby parti potluck fur da businesses” Mine lyfe, let mii show yu da xcitement.
. Nity nite mine tu da bestest peepz inna wurld.
Kudo’s, blazorama!!!
I lol’d.
that iz weerd. *GRUNTS AND STIKS OUT TUNG*
*sigh*….
* handz teh DK a playte uf NC stylol BBQ ribz adn teh sweet tee *
Hear haz a relax.
Wat rong DK?
Eh…iz jusst a problum wif mai RL…..
{{{DK}}} hopein it gitz better soon! I gotta go finish RL crap.
Wellz, itz nawt sumpfink dat ‘getz bettur’…iz obber….adn datz teh problum…….
…? U gonna tell us or u juss tawkin tu teh ayr? …?
Ink wiring mindz wantz to noes, DK.
Prollim shaered, prollim harved.
Aifinkso iz still too fresh foar tawking abowt.
U nawt haz tu tawk DK, but if U wantz sumwun tu lissen wii iz heer. Sum uf teh laydee cheezpeepz wuld problly eben give U sum snorglols if U asked niec.
No offense, DK. Ai juss fawt if u menshund it u wanted tu tawk abowt it. If not, wy say aneefing?
Weer heer if u want tu shayr, adn will unnerstand if itz tu soon.
Jus remember, alla teh cheezpeeps lubs yoo, an we iz alwayz heer iffen yoo want to talk.
ohai guise — nawt to bring ennywun down, but aifinkso is kinda impoartant & fitting to menshun heer in lite uv prior commints.
a guy mai DH werked wiv everydae tuuk hiz own life over teh weekend. everywun knowed hee wuz goin thru divorse and stuff, but no wun knowed that fings were *that* bad. DH went owt foar drinks wiv him just a cupple uv weeks ago, as a liddul conga-rats thing cuz teh werks project wuz going so well. even teh guy who shared hiz cubikle did nawt noes ennyfing wuz so rong.
evverywun there is verree shokked an upsetted, uv korse. he had 13 & 16 YO dottirs, too.
it maykes me so sad to think hee had NO WUN to tawk too abowt his problums, an mebbe he thot no wun wud care.
iz wun uv the grate things abowt cheezfrenz, aifinkso.
we iz close enuf to care, but kinda far enuf away too – like how u tells fings to teh stranger sitting neks to u onna airplane whut u wud nawt say to sumwun u see everyday.
dunno if ai am mayking sense — mebbe ai am just trying to ekho whut KK, WRR, AP an ETP sed.
{{{{{alla cheezfrenz}}}}}
Wize wurds, tessm. Ai kno ware ur cummin frum.
Whut we has heer is speshul, adn ai cherish it.
Ai hoep whut we du heer has impakt awn uvvers, moar den juss a laff nao adn den, tho laffin is as essenshul as kryin…der ar no wurds. Nuff sed.
{{{cheezez ob all kyndz}}}
O how sad!
I feel bad for him and for his family!
{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}
If dis doant do it, wez gonna hafta light her house on firah!
Gud one!
Cud dis bee honeysuckle tree?
Spring trees
budding pollenzes
triggers allergies
and makes me sneeze
Is doggerel allowed on ICHAC?
Yesh. Ai lubs teh goggies!
Three hours later:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4072338
What type of cat is that on the left. Ours is similar. Black on top and white on bottom.
tis is teh froglet